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Chapter 527: Mattress Wool

Seeing Tian Xiaohai interceding for him, Master Guo was displeased and became angry.

He said coldly: "Tian Xiaohai, please stop pretending to be a good person. I think you are here to tear me down. It seems that if I don't do something cruel, you won't take me as a master at all. Ah! Come on, I will show you my skills now."

After saying that, Master Guo took out four sticks of incense and a stack of paper money from his backpack, then turned to Shen Feifei and smiled: "Miss Shen, don't you want to start a live broadcast? Start it! I'll bring it to you just in time. Click on the traffic to come in. Next, I’m going to show you my unique skills.”

"Master Guo, wait a minute, what secret skills are you going to show us?" Shen Feifei's eyes widened with curiosity.

"Just watch. If you feel surprised, just start the live broadcast." Master Guo rolled up his sleeves, took out a lighter from his trouser pocket, lit the incense and worshiped the surroundings. .

He grabbed a handful of paper money and threw it into the air, then placed the incense in front of the dragon's blood tree, and immediately muttered something.

As Master Guo chanted the mantra, suddenly and inexplicably the mountain wind blew up, making people shiver all over.

Everyone looked at each other and began to feel a little uneasy.

"Oh my god, this place is not really filled with yin energy!"

"It feels a bit scary!"

"It's so scary."

Except for Tian Xiaohai and Master Guo, no one at the scene was frightened to varying degrees.

Shen Feifei reacted quickly. After hugging her shoulders with her hands, she immediately turned to her assistant and shouted: "Quick, start the live broadcast."

"yes!"

The assistant responded and immediately set up lights and equipment, preparing to shoot Master Guo.

Seeing this, I, Zhan Biyun, also smiled and shouted to the companions beside me: "Let's start the live broadcast too! Come on, Luoyang started shoveling away, first make a clear space, and let's have a barbecue at the same time. While looking for delicious food, we also took photos of Master Guo’s background. We pretended that we met Master Guo doing something in the mountains by chance. With Miss Shen’s help, we will probably gain a lot of fans tonight!”

"Okay!"

"Quick, set up the equipment."

Several attendants responded and took out the equipment from their bags to start broadcasting.

The two beauties went their separate ways and started a live broadcast.

Tian Xiaohai glanced at Zhan Biyun inadvertently. He didn't know it, but he was shocked when he saw that this little beauty actually had more than one million fans.

This is a real internet celebrity!

"Tian Xiaohai, you can't think of it! I am also an Internet celebrity!" Zhan Biyun glanced at Tian Xiaohai arrogantly, and reminded him by the way: "By the way, when the broadcast starts later, you kid, please don't talk nonsense!" I am a celebrity after all. If I lose my followers, I will cause trouble for you."

"Okay, then I'd better go to Sister Shen's place and have a look!" Tian Xiaohai shook his head with a smile and walked over to Shen Feifei.

At this time, Shen Feifei had officially started the live broadcast, and her whole body seemed to be pumped with blood.

"Family, I want to bring you a little surprise tonight. Tonight, when we were exploring the outdoors in the mountains, we met a master who was doing something! Let's go, everyone, follow my camera. Let’s experience the master’s Taoist style!”

As she explained, she walked towards Master Guo with a smile.

At this moment, Master Guo looked like an enlightened immortal, clasping his hands together with a focused expression, chanting something to the four pillars of incense in front of him.

In the live broadcast room, someone immediately posted a barrage.

"Let me go, is this guy a real master or a fake master?"

"It's strange. Others usually burn three sticks of incense. Why does this guy burn four sticks?"

"I also noticed that this fragrance really has four branches!"

"At first glance, it's just a mystery."

"Maybe he's a liar!"

Seeing the doubts expressed by the netizens in the live broadcast room, Shen Feifei cleared her throat and deliberately raised her voice and shouted to Master Guo: "Master, what are you doing now? Why do you want to insert four penises into Mao? It smells good!”

"Haha! Little girl, there are some things you shouldn't ask randomly. Just watch." Master Guo waved his hand intentionally, making a very serious look.

At this time, Zhan Biyun also came over with a microphone.

She deliberately looked very curious and asked Master Guo: "Hello, Master, I heard that someone was doing rituals in the mountains, so I came here to have a look. What rituals are you doing now? ?”

Master Guo stretched out a finger and pointed to the sky without making a sound.

Everyone looked at each other in shock.

Seeing this, some people in Zhan Biyun's live broadcast room began to curse.

"I'll go, this old man is pretty good at pretending!"

"It's a liar at first glance!"

"That's right, you're so awesome."

Shen Feifei's side was not much better, and everyone in the live broadcast room began to look a little impatient.

"I'm afraid this old man is pretending! Call the police directly!"

"Looks like a liar to me too."

"It's just a matter of pretending to be a god and a ghost, and you still act like an immortal. It's disgusting to look at."

Shen Feifei looked at the scolding in the live broadcast room and gritted her teeth with hatred in her heart, cursing secretly: Master Guo said something about showing off his unique skills before, and specifically asked him to start the live broadcast.

This is just the beginning! In the end, there was a mountain wind and nothing happened. I don’t know whether the previous mountain wind was a coincidence or if this old guy had it planned.

She seemed a little impatient, deliberately avoided the camera, and gently tugged at the corner of Master Guo's clothes with her hand.

Master Guo let out a "hmm", and then shouted loudly: "Master is burning incense to pray to God. If you are okay, passers-by, please step aside. The incense burning tonight is not very good. ! Unexpectedly, the incense of evil deeds is burning everywhere. It’s terrible, terrible!”

As he spoke, he deliberately took a step to the left and pointed at the four pillars of incense stuck on the ground.

Everyone looked forward and were shocked. They saw four pillars of burning incense on the ground and the partially burned incense ashes at the top of the incense were wrapped in circles. They were probably ten or twenty centimeters long, but they were nowhere to be seen. fall down.

The four pillars of incense have four circles, two circles on the left and two circles on the right, which look like a confrontation.

The weird shape of the incense ash immediately made the atmosphere at the scene a bit weird.

Shen Feifei immediately shouted excitedly: "Oh my god, family members, have you seen it? The shape of this four-column incense is so strange. It even burned for such a long time and the ashes didn't come off, and there were even circles. ."

Zhan Biyun also shouted: "Look, this fragrance is very weird and scary."

As soon as the words fell, the live broadcast room of the two beauties immediately exploded.

On the screen, gifts flew up.

Rockets, sports cars, ships, and all kinds of props are flying around.

The barrages came one after another.

"This is too scary! This incense ash can actually make circles."

"Weird, really weird!"

"This master has some talent!"

"Master, please show us how to catch ghosts! I will give you a rocket right away."

Watching the gifts on the screen flying all over the place, the number of fans also increased rapidly.

The two beauties were so excited that they almost jumped up.

"Master, you are really good at it!"

"Master, you are so good! I admire you."

Seeing this, Master Guo smiled proudly.

He turned around, saluted everyone, and said loudly: "Infinite Heavenly Lord! This fragrance..."

As soon as Tian Xiaohai looked at this guy, he knew that he was going to advertise to the majority of netizens.

Thinking of this, Tian Xiaohai stepped forward and deliberately shouted to the netizens in front of Shen Feifei and Zhan Biyun: "This fragrance is actually not as complicated as everyone thinks. Because this fragrance has been soaked in potion. It is not easy to fall off, and it is not uncommon to burn circles. I once went to a Taoist temple and saw a Taoist priest burning such incense. At that time, I admired the Taoist priests and thought they were awesome. The Taoist priests smiled. He told me that this thing is not complicated, and even asked me to try it, and the result was that the incense I burned could also make circles. This shows that this is a problem of the incense, not the people."

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room was in an uproar, and many netizens started to curse.

"Here I go, it turns out he is a liar!"

"Fake master! How abominable."

"This kind of garbage should be reported."

"My reward was in vain! Refund the money!"

Zhan Biyun was dumbfounded for a moment. Seeing the curses in the live broadcast room and the fans shouting, she was heartbroken.

She avoided the camera, turned off the headset, reached out and pinched Tian Xiaohai hard: "You bastard, you are deliberately causing trouble, aren't you?"

"No, I came here to gain fans for you." Tian Xiaohai said with a smile.

Shen Feifei on the side is indeed a popular Internet celebrity, and her reaction is surprisingly fast.

She immediately shouted to the camera: "Family members, it seems that there is something wrong with the master we met. Whether he is really good or not remains to be seen. But no matter what, we have to thank the farmer brother, he is We have conducted a scientific investigation. However, I need to further confirm whether it is what the farmer said. Everyone, please wait for a while, I will go over to understand the situation."

After listening to Shen Feifei's words, the fans who had originally planned to leave the live broadcast room felt as if they were all excited. A wave of new gifts appeared, and barrages flew all over the sky.

"We believe Sister Fei!"

"Sister Fei is right!"

"That farmer is indeed a fighter against counterfeiting."

"I hope to continue to follow up, sister Fei, we support you!"

When Zhan Biyun saw the scene on Shen Feifei's side, she was filled with envy.

As if she had discovered the password to wealth, she also imitated Shen Feifei's accent and explained it to the netizens in the live broadcast room, then turned around and pointed the camera at Master Guo.

"Master, can you explain what this fragrance is about?" Zhan Biyun asked with a smile.

"Tell me about it!" Shen Feifei also pointed her camera at Master Guo.

"This..." Master Guo was dumbfounded.

Tian Xiaohai smiled and thought to himself: These two beauties are really good at dressing wool. Next, let Master Guo perform this play.


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