Master Guo was furious when he saw two beauties pointing their cameras at him.
After thinking for a while, he smiled at the two beauties: "This is a scientific ritual, which is what we often call a sense of ritual. Yes, these incense are indeed special incense, and can produce weird-shaped incense ash. In the middle of the night, I am doing something in the wilderness, and I also need some inspiration. The weirder the atmosphere, the more energetic it is. If there is no other meaning, let’s just treat it as having fun! The beauties have met It's all fate! No more talk, I'm going to meditate. Once I enter trance, even thunder can't hit me. Next, don't ask me anything. If you want to ask, come back in two hours! Wait. I will come back when I have made up my mind."
After saying that, Master Guo shamelessly sat down cross-legged.
I saw that his eyes were slightly closed, like an old monk in meditation, sitting there motionless.
As a result, Shen Feifei and Zhan Biyun were a little embarrassed.
The two beauties looked at each other and felt at a loss for a moment. It was neither easy to leave nor stay.
Who can bear to wait two hours?
"Here I go, this old fox is really shrewd! He can fool him into this." Tian Xiaohai was speechless.
Being a liar is an incredible feat. If I let this guy go like this tonight, I'm afraid he will cause harm to many people in the future.
We can't just let this matter go.
While he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard a rustling sound in the grass. Tian Xiaohai took a look and was surprised to find a cauliflower snake moving its body in the grass.
An idea flashed in Tian Xiaohai's mind, and he immediately shouted: "No, there is a snake!"
"Where? Where?" Zhan Biyun was so frightened that his face turned pale and he stamped his feet desperately.
Shen Feifei seemed a little excited and shouted: "Where is it? Where is the snake? The camera is ready to follow!"
Although she is also afraid, she is more excited. This is traffic! It is a powerful tool to increase fans.
What surprised Tian Xiaohai was that Master Guo only raised his eyelids slightly and immediately closed them again.
"Here I go, this old guy's concentration is not simple!" Tian Xiaohai sighed secretly and deliberately kicked a stone towards the grass from that side.
The frightened cauliflower snake swooped out of the grass.
This beast held up its snake head, spit out scarlet squid, and made a "hissing" sound from its mouth. It looked quite scary.
"Oh my god, help!" Zhan Biyun was trembling with fear.
"Come here quickly!" Tian Xiaohai stretched out his hand and pulled her over. Zhan Biyun was like a frightened bird, desperately leaning into Tian Xiaohai's arms.
Seeing this scene, Zhan Biyun's male companion A Gao felt sour. He picked up a root from the ground and handed it to Tian Xiaohai: "Hey! Boy, go and drive the snake away. I'll protect Bi cloud."
"I'll catch the snake, and you'll hug the beauty? Is that what you mean?" Tian Xiaohai asked with a smile: "Is Zhan Biyun your girlfriend?"
"No! Brother, you have misunderstood me." Agao explained with a smile: "Biyun and I are more familiar, and she feels more secure leaning against me."
"If not, then you should be the one to catch the snake! If Miss Zhan feels safe with you, you should be the first one to jump in." Tian Xiaohai smiled and hugged Zhan Biyun tighter and consoled her. : "Don't be afraid, I'm here!"
"Yes!" Zhan Biyun nodded. At this moment, she suddenly became a fool. She could only nod her head and knew nothing else.
"You..." Ah Gao gritted his teeth in anger and glared at Tian Xiaohai angrily: "Boy, you are so shameless. This is obviously an opportunity to take advantage of others."
"Brother, stop talking nonsense and drive the snake away quickly!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and shouted to Ah Gao: "If you like Miss Zhan, you have to think about her safety. It's useless to think about anything else."
"You're such a mouthful!" Agao's teeth itched with hatred.
At this time, Zhan Biyun’s female companion who was responsible for filming shouted to Ah Gao: "Hey! Ah Gao, hurry up and drive the snake away! All the netizens in the live broadcast room are scolding you."
"What? Scolding me?" Agao pointed at Tian Xiaohai with a puzzled look on his face and said, "This guy took advantage of Biyun and didn't scold me, but instead scolded me?"
"You have a stick and don't drive the snake away, but you still keep thinking about hugging a woman. Who would you be scolding if I didn't scold you?" Another male companion said angrily.
"That's right, everyone is talking about you now. Hurry up and drive the snake away!" Another female companion urged again: "Hurry up, the netizens in the live broadcast room are all shouting."
"Okay, I'll drive!" Agao gritted his teeth, picked up the wooden stick and started driving towards the cauliflower snake in front.
"Quickly, follow the camera, our hero is about to perform a performance of eliminating snakes for the people." Shen Feifei's live broadcast room is more popular than before. It is very busy, and gifts are flying.
Agao took a closer look and saw that the snake was as thick as a baby's wrist, and felt a numbness in his scalp.
Soon, he changed his mind and thought that if he brought this snake to Tian Xiaohai, he would definitely scare the boy half to death. Then he would be able to win her heart if he rescued Zhan Biyun.
After laughing secretly in his heart, Ah Gao gritted his teeth, picked up the cauliflower snake with a stick and threw it toward Tian Xiaohai with a "swish".
"Hey! Be careful!" Agao pretended to make a mistake and shouted loudly: "Biyun, run!"
With a "sudden" sound, the cauliflower snake fell from mid-air and landed in front of Tian Xiaohai.
"Ah... no!" Zhan Biyun was so frightened that she turned around and threw herself at Tian Xiaohai, hugging his neck tightly with her hands and wrapping her legs around his waist.
The village chief's sister is really good at playing, and she immediately put her arm around someone's waist. Tian Xiaohai looked embarrassed: "Sister, the snake has gone away, you don't need to be so nervous!"
"I'm afraid, I don't care, I don't care! Tian Xiaohai, you must protect me!" Zhan Biyun became even more frightened, hugging Tian Xiaohai tightly, and tightened his legs.
Thanks to Tian Xiaohai's practice, he is not tired with a beauty hanging on his body, but his body's instinctive reaction is a bit out of control. After all, he is holding a young and beautiful beauty in his twenties. If he says he has no idea, it is obviously a lie.
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"It's okay! Just don't move! That snake won't come again." Tian Xiaohai swallowed, but his hands were a little overwhelmed.
"Tian Xiaohai, hold me up!" Zhan Biyun bit her red lips and yelled angrily: "If you don't hold me up, my legs will be numb!"
At this time, Alan, who was following the photo opposite, smiled and shouted: "Hey! Farmer brother, you should take action! Support my sister! Hurry up! Netizens have asked you to do it. If you do, do it immediately
Some people paint rockets and airplanes.”
While urging Tian Xiaohai, she excitedly extended a scissor hand towards Zhan Biyun. It turned out that it was the fans in the live broadcast room who were making noise.
When he heard that someone was buying gifts, Zhan Biyun couldn't help but get a little excited. He quickly shouted to Tian Xiaohai: "Tian Xiaohai, hurry up! If you hold me up and hold it for five minutes, I will reward you five thousand."
"Okay, you are a bastard if you don't make money." Tian Xiaohai smiled lightly and reached out to hold the beauty's buttocks.
"Ah...Tian Xiaohai, you...where did you put your hands..." Zhan Biyun looked embarrassed.
"What's wrong? Isn't it right?" Tian Xiaohai said with a bitter smile: "You won't let me hold your back, you will still slide down!"
"Forget it, let's do it! Keep it for five minutes." Zhan Biyun responded softly.
Seeing this scene, Zhan Biyun's live broadcast room immediately exploded with gifts coming one after another.
Barrage messages are flying all over the place.
"I'll go, this guy is so handsome!"
"This boy really supports Sister Yun's waist."
"Brother, your eyes are so farted! This isn't a waist, it's a butt. Be careful, it's a butt!"
"Damn it, such a good thing happened to this little farmer."
"How great it would be if I were the one!"
"This bastard is cheap. However, it looks quite sexy. It would be nice if there were more intimate actions with Sister Yun."
"If there is a more intimate action, I will directly reward the yacht."
Zhan Biyun's best friend Alan stared at the screen and became more and more excited.
She couldn't help but gestured to Zhan Biyun again: "Yun, let's do something more intimate. Someone is going to paint rockets for you."
"How can this be done?" Zhan Biyun's pretty face turned red, she bit her lips and said, "I didn't mean to rely on Tian Xiaohai and not leave. Isn't it because of the snake?"
Just as she was talking, she lowered her head and saw the cauliflower snake swimming towards Tian Xiaohai again.
"Oh my god, the snake is here again. Tian Xiaohai can almost see the soles of your feet. Quick, take me away..." Zhan Biyun kept shaking his body, as if he was riding a horse.
Tian Xiaohai was speechless.
If I keep being tormented by this little goblin like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it no matter how good my cultivation is.
He gritted his teeth, looked at the neck of the cauliflower snake crawling towards him from the ground, and kicked it out.
With a "swish", the cauliflower snake was kicked into the air by Tian Xiaohai. It spun a few times in the air and then with a "snap", it landed squarely on Master Guo's neck.