"Sorry, I took this out by the way." Tian Xiaohai picked up the condom box, put it to his mouth, blew on it, wiped it clean with his hands, and then put it into the kit bag.
This thing comes with the kit. Last time I picked up Mo Yunfeng's kit on the mountain. It contained elixirs and various treasures, as well as several boxes of condoms. Tian Xiaohai kept some of them by the way and was reluctant to throw them all away.
"Tian Xiaohai, what is the use of carrying this thing on you?" The little fat man sneered again: "With the conditions in your family, it is impossible for you to have a woman in this life."
"It's just that I really don't understand where you Tian Xiaohai has the courage to come to our house for a blind date." Gao Shuangshuang also followed suit.
"Sister, you are overthinking. I didn't come to your house for a blind date." Tian Xiaohai smiled and shook his head and said, "I came to see your dad."
"Pull me down! You have found all the matchmakers in our village, Mama Wang. Isn't this a blind date? Who are you lying to?" Gao Shuangshuang pointed at Mama Wang who was standing at the door and sneered: "She is a professional in our village.
Matchmaker, she should be the one who brought you to my place, right?"
"No, no, no!" Wang Ma, who was leading the way before, heard this and quickly smiled and shook her head at Gao Shuangshuang: "Shuangshuang, I just brought them here. They didn't say they were here for a blind date. Okay, it's okay.
If so, then I’d better leave first!”
After saying that, Wang Ma left the Gao family courtyard without even looking back.
"Haha! Did Tian Xiaohai see that even the matchmakers don't dare to take your business?" The little fat man smiled proudly and said to Tian Xiaohai: "The matchmaker you brought saw that you couldn't get the money, and no one else
I gained confidence and ran away on my own.”
"Tian Xiaohai, if you can't get the money, just apologize to me!" Gao Shuangshuang glanced at Tian Xiaohai in disappointment and said, "Looking at you as my sister's classmate, I'm going to ask you a favor. Maybe I can help you."
I’ll spare you a few slaps.”
"Sister, thank you for your kindness. It's impossible to slap me! No one has the ability." Tian Xiaohai smiled and took out two thick stacks of banknotes from the bag and stuffed them into Gao Shuangshuang's hands: "Here.
, to be a witness, this is 20,000 yuan. You can hold it for me first and check the authenticity, so that I don’t have to say that I am fake.”
Seeing Tian Xiaohai taking out 20,000 yuan from the bag like a magic trick, the little fat man on the side couldn't help but opened his mouth: "How is this possible? I just saw you carrying this bag.
It’s a condom, but why did it turn into banknotes all of a sudden?”
"Where did this money come from?" Gao Shuangshuang also said with his eyes widened in surprise: "Isn't your family very poor, Tian Xiaohai? I remember when I came back during the Chinese New Year, I heard someone in our village say that your family is poor.
I can’t even lift the pot!”
"Sister, this is your fault." Zuo Qinglong glanced at Gao Shuangshuang angrily, and then added with a smile: "It has been almost eight months since the Chinese New Year. Those who are efficient can give birth to children.
Why can't our Mr. Tian earn 20,000 yuan after such a long time?"
"Okay! I'm superficial." Gao Shuangshuang blushed and sighed in embarrassment.
"It's okay! Come with me to dinner at noon!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and nodded to Gao Shuangshuang, then pointed at the little fat man with his hand and said with a smile: "Anyway, someone is treating you, so let's go together when your sister and your father come back!"
Let’s have a big meal at the Grand Hyatt Hotel, the best hotel in our county.”
"Is this...is this okay?" Gao Shuangshuang looked at the little fat man aside with some embarrassment and asked, "Brother Xiao, do you agree to this?"
"Why don't you just treat me to lunch? It's okay. As long as you and your family are happy, it doesn't matter where you go to eat." The little fat man responded with a cheerful smile, then his face darkened, he pointed at Tian Xiaohai and yelled angrily: "
Tian Xiaohai listened carefully, finished lunch, and got out immediately. Today is a good day for me and Shuangshuang's sister Gao Feiyan to go on a blind date, and I don't want your presence to affect our mood."
"Fat man, you are wrong!" Tian Xiaohai sneered: "I won this free lunch based on my strength. As for what to do after eating, that is my freedom. It's really unlucky today, I happened to be looking for Gao Feiyan
Her father has important things to discuss. So, after lunch, not only will I not leave, but I may also have a good chat with him! If you are impatient, you can leave early. I have no objection!"
"What can you and Village Chief Gao talk about? Tian Xiaohai, you don't think you want to marry Village Chief Gao's daughter just because you get 20,000 yuan, do you?" The little fat man couldn't help but glanced at Tian Xiaohai with a proud smile and said: "
Why don't you ask about the market for marrying a wife now? What can you do with 20,000 yuan? It's the same amount to buy a slightly larger old cow. You still want to marry a wife with this little money. I'm afraid it's just a dream.
!”
The matchmaker also came over, sniffed Tian Xiaohai's body with a bitter look on her face, and then shook her head and said: "Young man, you are a salty fish and you haven't turned over yet! Why did you think of having a spring and autumn dream? To be honest.
Let me tell you! Today our Mr. Xiao’s family
My wife brought 300,000 yuan in cash to propose marriage. If you want to marry Gao Feiyan, you have to add 350,000 yuan to it. You said you can do it for 20,000 yuan.
Well? Aren’t you here to make people laugh!”
"Haha! This kid is so poor that he can't tell east, west, north and south." The fat uncle also laughed.
Gao Shuangshuang was so angry that her face turned red. She slapped the 20,000 yuan into Tian Xiaohai's hand angrily and cursed angrily: "Tian Xiaohai, please leave quickly! You want to marry my sister for 20,000 yuan. What are you doing?"
What a great dream in autumn and spring!”
"Sister, I didn't say I wanted to marry your sister." Tian Xiaohai explained: "I just wanted to..."
"You want to marry me, right?" Gao Shuangshuang interrupted Tian Xiaohai angrily: "It is even more impossible to marry me. I am two years younger than my sister, and I am not worse than my sister. How could I fall in love with you?
What about you? Tian Xiaohai, please go! Neither of us sisters will marry you."
"You're thinking too much!" Tian Xiaohai raised his face and said to Gao Shuangshuang seriously: "I told you, I'm here to see your dad. I have important things to talk to him about."
"What are you talking about with my dad?" Gao Shuangshuang's eyes widened in curiosity.
"That's right, I want to discuss a cooperation project with your dad." Tian Xiaohai waved to Zuo Qinglong who was standing aside and said, "Come on, bring that bag of watermelon over first!"
"Tian Xiaohai, don't do this, I won't eat watermelon." Gao Shuangshuang waved his hands arrogantly and said, "Take this watermelon back. If you have anything to do, just tell me the same thing."
"That won't work, I tell you, you can't make the decision." Tian Xiaohai smiled, shook his head and said, "This matter must be discussed with your father face to face."
"Haha! Shuangshuang sister, this guy actually wants to go on a blind date. He is too embarrassed to tell you in person, so he has to talk to your dad. In my opinion, this guy most likely wants to play the relationship card through your dad, so you can let me
Dad will escort you on a blind date with him." The little fat man on the side encouraged him maliciously: "Drive him away quickly!"
"Hey Tian Xiaohai, you still want to trick my dad into marrying my sister to you, right?" Gao Shuangshuang quickly reached out to push Tian Xiaohai and shouted angrily: "Get out of here."
"What are you doing?" Suddenly, a burst of angry shouting was heard outside the hospital.
Everyone turned around and saw a young woman carrying a bag who had just stepped out of a red Audi A4 sedan.
"Sister, come on! Drive this guy away! Does he still want to come to you for a blind date?" Gao Shuangshuang shouted to the woman.
The woman gathered her eyes and quickly opened her eyes in surprise: "Tian Xiaohai... you... why did you come to my house?"
"Gao Shuangyan!" Tian Xiaohai recognized the other person as his junior high school classmate at a glance, and greeted him: "I didn't expect that this is your home. Actually, I came to see your dad."
"He wants to find our dad and says he wants to marry you." Gao Shuangshuang had already run to Gao Shuangyan's side.
Gao Shuangyan blushed, glanced at Tian Xiaohai and said, "Is this Tian Xiaohai true? I...I agreed to go on a blind date with this Mr. Xiao, and my dad will be back soon. Can you stop joking?
.”
"Ah... no, it's nothing." Tian Xiaohai smiled and shook his head at Gao Shuangyan: "Actually, I want to find your dad..."
"Actually, this guy wants to marry your sister." The little fat man quickly walked out of the house, glanced at him with a sneer, and complained to Gao Shuangyan: "However, his family is very poor and he is too embarrassed to speak directly, so he wants to find someone to marry him."
Your dad is playing the emotional card to see if he can catch your sister."
"What, you want to marry my sister?" Gao Shuangyan glanced at Tian Xiaohai coldly and said, "Tian Xiaohai, where do you have the confidence to pursue my sister?"
"Old classmate, you misunderstood. In fact, I have something important to discuss with your dad. I want to talk to him..." Tian Xiaohai wanted to explain.
"Okay, you don't have to explain." Gao Shuangyan interrupted Tian Xiaohai with a smile, quickly walked over and hugged her sister's slender waist, and said with a proud face: "Tian Xiaohai, you can talk to my dad.
, but you have to change your car. If you come in a BMW, I’m sure my dad will look down on you."
"We, Mr. Tian, have BMWs! Do you want a 740 or an x7? We, Mr. Tian, have both cars." Zuo Qinglong on the side pointed at Gao Shuangyan and said with a smile: "Sister, if our Mr. Tian brings a BMW x7 or 740,
Now, are you just going to be our Mr. Tian’s woman?”