These two kings of pretense will finally meet today. Perhaps it is the greatest misfortune in the history of human pretense that Sun Dawei and Huang Laoxie were born in the same city at almost the same time, or is it a great fortune?
Outside the window, the snow has stopped, and the north wind is howling. Inside the dilapidated dumpling restaurant, a roaring fire is burning.
A literati once said: There are three realms in life. The first realm is "The west wind withered the tree last night. I went up to the west building alone and looked at the end of the world." The second realm is "The clothes are getting wider and I don't regret it.
"It makes people look haggard." The third state is "Looking for it thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly looking back, that person is in the dim light."
Ergou believes that pretending to be cool also has these three realms
"Hello" Huang Laoxie gently dusted off the snowflakes on his body and looked at Sun Dawei with a smile, his eyes blurred.
"I have admired you for a long time, old evil" Sun Dawei responded with the same charming smile. In fact, Sun Dawei had been thinking of two words, but he couldn't think of them at the moment, so he could only say the two words "I admire you for a long time".
In fact, from the moment the eyes of these two people collided, there was a collision of hearts, and they cherished each other. In fact, what they both wanted to say at the same time was "I don't need to be granted the title of Marquis of Wanhu, but I hope to get to know Han Jingzhou." But neither of them could say this sentence.
, this is the disadvantage of being uneducated, nine-year compulsory education is not popularized "Gu Wen Guan Zhi"
"Want some minced garlic?"
"No," they both said in unison.
"Eating garlic will have a peculiar smell," Huang Laoxie said softly, "Yes!"
"What do you want to drink?"
“Unblended raw liquor made in the distillery”
"Good! Good wine! People who really know how to drink only drink this."
This is the first level of pretentious behavior. "Last night, the west wind withered the trees. I went up to the west building alone and looked to the end of the world." In this state of pretentiousness, the person who is pretentious needs to show taste and distinction in form.
, "The west wind withers the tree" shows that both of them are irritated and uneasy before starting the real negotiation, and they have not yet entered the high-level state of pretentiousness in the true sense.
"I am a friend of Mr. Li, and I came here today to make friends with you."
"One more friend, one more road"
"There were indeed some misunderstandings between us before, but it's nothing. We will be friends from now on."
"You are right, let the past pass, but your elder brother started stabbing Xiao Ji, this..."
"Tudou is currently hospitalized in Beijing. Lao Wu's mouth was also smashed. Brother Li was also chopped twice. You, Brother Huang, and I are still on crutches. Dawei, look at this. Isn't this revenge about the same?"
Already?"
"Brother Huang, as the saying goes, every injustice has its owner, and every debt has its owner. Brother Li stabbed Xiao Ji, and everything started with him."
"What do you mean?"
"Let Brother Li make amends to Xiao Ji. Since we are all friends from now on, it's no big deal to keep him company."
"this………………"
This is the second level of pretentiousness. "As the clothes get wider and wider, you will never regret it, and you will feel haggard because of the beauty." In this pretentious state, the two of them have fully entered the state, and they have to pretend to be thinking of each other wholeheartedly.
, People who show off without any selfish thoughts should use that single-minded, stubborn, and never-regret spirit to try to convince the other party.
"If you don't want to make amends to Xiao Ji, that's fine."
"How to say it?"
"Then keep fighting." Sun Dawei said with a smile. At this moment, Sun Dawei's tone was as if he was the People's Liberation Army of China, and Li Laogongzi was an urban management officer. His strength was not at the same level at all. He was trying to catch a turtle in a jar by taking down Li Laogangzi.
"This... I'll go back and discuss it with Brother Li!"
This is the highest state of pretense, which is the third level: "Looking for him thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person is in the dim light." In this state of pretense, the person who is pretending should use the simplest and clearest words.
Of course, the premise is that this pretentious person must believe that he has the strength to do something that he himself cannot do. Therefore, this level is difficult but
As soon as he said this relaxed sentence "Then keep fighting", Sun Dawei was the first to reach it, and when he suddenly looked back
Sun Dawei left, smiling. There were not many pedestrians on the street. Walking under the dim street lights, he suddenly felt a sense of desolation and loneliness in his heart.
Master, how many people can solve the loneliness in the heart of Dugu Qiubai who is always lonely?
Only those who have truly reached the top can truly understand this.
Twenty years later, there are many people who like to show off in the circle where Ergou lives, but in terms of level, they are far behind Sun Dawei back then. Even compared with Huang Laoxie, there is a certain gap.
They are probably somewhere between "last night when the west wind withered the trees, I went up to the west tower alone and looked at the end of the world" and "the clothes are getting wider and wider, but I still don't regret it, and I feel haggard because of the pain."
Their pretense is specifically reflected in three aspects: conversation, diet, and hobbies.
1. English must be included in the dialogue. If these English words are removed from the dialogue, it is basically impossible to understand the content that the Chinese is trying to explain.
For example: "Alex, actually I appreciate your approach. I don't want to influence you too much on this matter, but you must have your own insight." Ergou has been influenced by such conversations basically every day. Over time,
, Ergou has also become like this, so Ergou is not pretending to be cool, he is just being forced
2. Absolutely don’t eat fast food such as KFC. Eat only Vietnamese food, Thai food, etc. No matter how delicious Starbucks coffee is, people won’t drink it. You have to grind it yourself.
People like Ergou who eat an egg burrito bought on the street for 2 yuan every morning and a fast food meal for 8 yuan at noon are definitely the target of ridicule. There is no way, Ergou loves to eat this.
3. He likes to watch movies that he doesn’t understand at all and do some sports that he doesn’t even like.
For example, when "myblueberrynight" was released a few days ago, they would watch it as a group, and then unanimously comment: "It's so good!" Ergou couldn't help but go to the cinema to watch it. After watching it, he really didn't feel that it was any good.
Gou once suspected that he was too vulgar and only wanted to watch movies like "Huo Yuanjia", "The Official I Want" and "007" that can strongly stimulate people's senses. So Ergou plucked up the courage
, I plucked up the courage to ask those friends who said this movie was good, and asked them what was good about it. To Ergou's relief, no one could say it, of course it was possible. This movie is indeed indescribably good.
They define their own pretentious behavior as petty bourgeoisie and think it is a kind of taste. When pretentiousness becomes a habit, it becomes a style.
Pretenders are everywhere, but few have reached the top. Compared with uninformed pretenders such as Sun Dawei and Huang Laoxie, these people who have some culture lost their due sensibility and innocence when they pretended to be pretentious.
, if you think too much before and after when you are showing off, it will be difficult to reach the top. Sun Dawei and Huang Laoxie have no tricks to win, just like Guo Jing, who does not know the music, broke Huang Yaoshi's Xiao Sheng on Peach Blossom Island.