Everyone has problems after being drunk. Some people like to cry, some like to laugh, some like to sing, some are impulsive, and some like to sleep. But like Zhao Hongbing, who has such strange problems after being drunk, Ergou really doesn’t see many of them. The first two problems are understandable.
, but the third problem is really puzzling, not only puzzling, but also very frustrating. Just imagine, if you were walking on the street in the middle of the night and suddenly found someone following you behind you, would you not be afraid?
Of course, Zhao Hongbing himself recalled that his third problem after drinking rarely happened, and in his memory it only happened three times. As for the first two, Ergou had witnessed them since he was a child, especially when Zhao Hongbing was special in the late 1980s.
During the period when he loved drinking, Ergou would see him basically once every weekend, and these two problems always happened together.
Ergou vaguely remembered that one afternoon, Zhao Hongbing took Ergou to Railway No. 2 Middle School to watch basketball. The reason why it was "watching basketball" instead of "playing basketball" was because Zhao Hongbing could not even shoot the ball with his right hand. But Zhao Hongbing was very
I love basketball. I was very good at playing basketball in high school, so even though I couldn’t play at that time, I still hope to watch others play and it’s an eye-opening experience.
When he went to watch basketball, Zhao Hongbing was so drunk that he didn’t even know the way. Ergou was the one who showed him the way.
That day, there were six high school students playing half-time on the basketball court of Railway No. 2 Middle School. Their skills might have declined a bit. Zhao Hongbing pulled a chair beside the basketball court and squinted at these high school students, half asleep and half awake, and sneered.
"What the hell are you laughing at? Why don't you come up here and try?" One student was angered by Zhao Hongbing's sneer, and his mouth was dirty. Of course, this student definitely didn't know that the person in front of him was Zhao Hongbing.
"Bring it here!" Zhao Hongbing didn't care about the dirty mouth of the student, and stretched out his left hand to ask for the basketball.
I saw Zhao Hongbing dribbling the ball with one hand, taking the ball from the sidelines and running to the basket in a few steps. Using his running momentum, he jumped into the air and dunked with one hand! Success!
The students present were all shocked. Zhao Hongbing was only about 180cm tall. No one in their school could dunk at this height!
However, what surprised them even more was what was behind them
With a "kara" sound, Zhao Hongbing actually pulled the basket down because he was drunk and did not control the heat well and the quality of the basket was poor. After Zhao Hongbing let go, the basket and the board that fixed the basket drooped...
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The students admired them very much, "Who made the blue buckle look like this?! It's so awesome," one student asked.
"He, the one who fell asleep on the chair!"
"Why did he sleep like that?"
I saw that Zhao Hongbing had fallen asleep sitting on the chair. The image of a slam dunk hero that he had just established was immediately destroyed by his extremely ugly sleeping posture. In less than two minutes,
Ergou still remembers one time, it was another summer weekend night, Zhao Hongbing and Liu Haizhu drank too much again, and Xiao Beijing wanted to help Zhao Hongbing go to sleep on the third floor of the hotel, but when he turned around, Zhao Hongbing disappeared.
Ten minutes later, Zhao Hongbing climbed to the roof of the third floor from nowhere.
"Brother Liu, I can jump from the roof of the third floor to the roof of the second floor opposite!" Zhao Hongbing, the drunk cat on the roof of the third floor, shouted to Liu Haizhu who was walking out of their hotel with a smile.
Liu Haizhu looked up and saw that the distance between the third floor of the hotel and the second floor opposite was at least 15 meters. Even the world long jump champion might not be able to jump that far!
Liu Haizhu was so frightened that he was half drunk: If he really jumped, would Zhao Hongbing have to die or become disabled?
"Hongbing, I know you can definitely jump over it. I'll ask Xiao Shen to come over and watch you jump, okay? Wait until I call him out." Liu Haizhu understood Zhao Hongbing's character. Zhao Hongbing always had something delicious and fun to eat.
Thinking about little Beijing
"Brother Liu, hurry up"
Liu Haizhu entered the hotel in three steps and two steps at a time: "Quickly go to the top of the third floor and catch the red soldier, he is going to jump off the building!"
Little Beijing turned around and ran upstairs
Liu Haizhu walked out of the hotel door and prepared to continue to hold Zhao Hongbing in check.
When Liu Haizhu walked out of the hotel and looked up at the roof of the third floor, Zhao Hongbing could no longer be seen.
Half a minute later, what caught Liu Haizhu's eyes was Little Beijing, panting on the roof of the third floor.
"Where are the red soldiers?" Liu Haizhu was really worried. "He was lying on the roof and fell asleep." Little Beijing was helpless to the extreme.
"Hongbing, if you drink too much in the future, I will tie you up with a rope to prevent you from jumping around. Sooner or later, I will be scared to death by you." Every time Zhao Hongbing wakes up from alcohol, Little Beijing is always angry.
"Hehe... I won't do this next time." Zhao Hongbing, who has always been steady, always blushes and laughs whenever others mention that he jumps around after drinking too much.
Ergou thought: Maybe it's because Zhao Hongbing is usually too calm, doesn't like to talk or move, so he becomes so "loving sports" after drinking too much, which reveals his human nature.
As for the number of times Zhao Hongbing stalked pedestrians on the road after drinking, there were only a few times, but one time he was reported to the police. Zhao Hongbing's silent stalking behind a burly man scared people half to death.
When the police station found Zhao Hongbing, who had followed someone to the door and continued to follow him at the door, Zhao Hongbing was still drunk.
"Why are you following people?"
"I am a scout!" Zhao Hongbing was interrogated after sobering up in the sobering room, but the wine was not fully sobered up yet.
"How many years have you been demobilized? What are you still doing reconnaissance for?"
"Even ordinary citizens have the obligation to safeguard national rights!"
"What does this have to do with you stalking people?"
"He might be a spy!"
"What? Spies? Where are the spies? There are still spies these days? Why do you say they are spies? If there really are spies, I should send you to the National Security Bureau!"
"I don't know. Anyway, I heard the sound of the telegram. I heard it right. I saw him after hearing the sound of the telegram, and then I followed him."
"telegraph?"
"Yes, the telegraph sound, that's right"
Zhao Hongbing was released that night. The police station believed that he was hallucinating after drinking.
When Xiao Beijing went to protect him, Zhao Hongbing, who was already half awake from drinking, was still insisting that he heard the telegram, "How could we hear the telegram wrong?"
"Well, you heard good, go back to sleep!" Little Beijing was so depressed that he didn't know what to say. The other two times Zhao Hongbing followed him were both in the first half of 1988. He said he heard the sound of the telegram, but he didn't
He knew where the telegram came from, so he could only follow the suspicious person when he saw it. And every time Zhao Hongbing insisted that he heard the telegram even after he sobered up.
According to an unverified news, more than ten years later, when the Lun Gong riots were taking place, the National Security Bureau of our city actually intercepted a set of secret telegrams and captured the Kuomintang agents who had been lurking in our city for decades.
It's time to show up
Zhao Hongbing was extremely excited when he heard this unverified news. As if he had found a treasure, he said when he met someone: "I told you that I heard the telegram, but no one believed me."
Ergou thinks this matter is not very credible. First of all, why did Zhao Hongbing only hear the telegram sound when he was drunk but not at ordinary times? Secondly, it was already the late 1990s when the Lun Gong incident occurred, and GSM mobile phones were available at that time.
Why send a telegram? Isn’t it just a phone call?
In short, the first half of 1988 was the most comfortable half year that Zhao Hongbing had ever lived. During this half year, his two main enemies had made peace with him on the surface. He didn't have to worry about being plotted and drank all day long.
, just waiting for Gao Huan to go on summer vacation
It would be great if life could always be this comfortable