Chapter 48: Caught by Law Enforcement Officers of the Public Security Bureau
After this lesson, Huluwa no longer dared to ask for directions. The important task of asking for directions was also handed over to Chutian. Originally, Chutian wanted to tease a good woman while asking for directions, but when he thought of this
The folk customs are strong and tough, but finally let it go
Chu Tian found an eighty-year-old woman and asked about the location of the county government. At that time, she was watching quietly while she was having sex with her baby. He couldn't help but doubt Chu Tian. Could it be that this is the type Lei Feng likes? This taste is also good.
Too heavy!!!
The two of them worked hard for a long time and finally saw the true face of the county government in Lushan.
Obviously, the county government is not much different from the county government seen on TV before. The two ferocious-looking stone lions in front of the door are glaring, telling the world that this is a place of sin and judgment. The red door, outside the door
There is a large red-painted drum on the right, with the drumsticks lying quietly on a wooden stand. Above the door, there is a plaque hanging on the door beam, which reads "Linzi County Government" in five large gold characters, with gold characters on a black background, which looks particularly special.
dazzling
It was in the afternoon, but there was not even a single yamen servant outside the county government office, and the door was ajar. It didn't look like it was open for business. Chu Tian couldn't help but wonder in his heart that these yamen servants were working together to fight the landlord.
Awesome! Really rich in imagination!!!
The two of them stood outside the county government office like idiots, not daring to take a step into the county government office. They were afraid that if they took a step indiscriminately and were mistaken for a thief, they would be beaten directly by a dog head, and then they would be given away for nothing.
Qingqing Xiaoming, obviously, Hu Lu's imagination is as rich as Chu Tian's!
After a long silence, Huluwa finally spoke, frowning and said: "Brother Lei Feng, without the yamen to help us pass the news, it's not an option for us to stand here all the time."
Chu Tian was deeply convinced and said hesitantly: "Brother Jinan, otherwise, we will go in directly!" Chu Tian's wording was obviously inappropriate.
Huluwa quickly grabbed Chu Tian, who was making moves, and said hurriedly: "Brother Lei Feng, you must not act so recklessly. If you get hit by a dog head, wouldn't your death be in vain?"
Chu Tian was stunned by Hu Lu's imagination and said: "Are we just waiting here stupidly? Why don't we go in when no one comes out?"
"..." He was speechless, and he couldn't think of any good solution.
Suddenly, Chu Tian noticed the drum playing next to the gate, and vaguely remembered that when people used to watch TV, they would take a sledgehammer to beat the drum if they had any grievances, so that people from the yamen would come out to accept the petitions and complain about their grievances. And this
The big drum is also called the injustice drum
Thinking of this, Chutian immediately told Huluwa about this idea. Huluwa's eyes lit up, and he felt that this was really the most effective and safest method.
Without saying anything this time, Hu Lu Wa took a big step forward, grabbed the sledgehammer and hit the drum head hard. Chu Tian saw that his movements were easy to move, the sound of the drum was loud and powerful, and Chu Tian was immediately stunned.
I feel that it is a pity not to go to the construction site to move bricks when I have all my energy.
Huluwa beat the drum of grievance more than ten times in a row, using all his strength every time. This was actually a way to vent his dissatisfaction. He had been waiting outside for half an hour in vain.
According to an unspoken rule in ancient times, the louder the grievance drum and the more times the drum is played, the greater the grievance it carries, and the size of the drum can exactly reflect the anger and dissatisfaction in the heart of the person who avenges grievances.
And according to this unspoken rule, masturbating each other's children is just to redress a huge grievance, so big that it can alarm the Party Central Committee.
Finally, the efforts of each other to caress the baby were not in vain. After a while, two sleepy-eyed, yawning and stretching government servants opened the ajar door and walked out.
After glancing at Huluwa, one of them said: "Have you brought the certificate?"
Hearing this, the two of them were startled, and then they understood, and they puffed up their chests and said in a pretentious manner: "I am not here to redress grievances, I am here."
Before he finished speaking, the yamen official immediately became angry and immediately interrupted the exchange of love to talk to each other. "You are not here to redress grievances. Why are you beating the drum of grievance? This is a crime of obstructing the order of the court. No matter what your reason is, I will beat you first."
Let’s talk about a big board with a few hundred dollars
And obviously the sweet dream of the yamen officer has been disturbed by the mutual masturbation, and he is very unhappy. I don't want to listen to your nonsense about mutual masturbation. I have to give you hundreds of slaps first, and let go of my hatred first.
The square wooden stick in the Yamen's hand hit the ground and shouted sternly: "Young men, take down this unruly man who is disturbing the court and bring him to justice."
After saying that, he suddenly found Chu Tian standing outside the Yamen, and quickly added: "These are the accomplices of the unruly people, take them down together."
Suddenly, the two of Chu and Tian were dumbfounded. They were dumbfounded because they thought the yamen officer stopped them from continuing and wanted to respectfully say to themselves that the young men have been waiting for the two warriors for a long time. Please come in quickly.
Little did I know that I would turn into a troublemaker who disturbed the order of the court.
Chu Tian was dumbfounded because it was clear that he was not the one who made the accusation, so why was he guilty? And why did the cadre insist that he was an accomplice of each other's children? Chu Tian had a back-up plan, that is
If the yamen came to ask him if he knew each other, Chu Tian would definitely tell the yamen that he did not know him. Even if he was beaten to death, he would not admit that he knew the "diao man". He would also explain that he thought he was a "diao man".
The people have grievances, and they are curious about what grievances they are standing aside. Little did they know that the Yamen acted decisively, leaving Chu Tian unable to make any excuse at all.
The two were led to the court like dead dogs and knelt on the ground. A four-character plaque with the words "Justice and Integrity" was hung high on the beam of the court. Yamen holding wooden sticks in their hands were lined up on both sides, looking straight and motionless, like statues.
generally
There were two dog-head guillotines polished so brightly on the left and right sides of the courtroom. When Hu Lu's baby saw these dog-head guillotines, he almost peed his pants. He screamed in his heart. I don't know why. Hu Lu's baby
It seems that she is very afraid of this dog-headed guillotine. I wonder if she molested a bitch when she was a child. As a result, the bitch called her sisters and they gang-raped each other's babies together. This left a shadow in her heart when she grew up.
Directly above the courtroom, there is a rosewood desk with writing brushes on a pen holder, some blue-covered books, a black and slippery gavel, a large inkstone, and two more that emit smoke.
The smelly big feet have two large broken sores on the soles, and the traces of dried pus are clearly visible, making it look like the legendary pus discharge from the soles of the feet.
The screen in the court hall is painted with a picture of a blue sky and a bright mirror, and there is a plaque above the picture with the four characters "mirror hanging high" written in a simple and unpretentious style, symbolizing the integrity of the county magistrate.
