Under the pattern, there is an old man, wearing a splendid official uniform, with fluffy white hair and a black gauze on his head. A black hairpin passes through the black gauze, tying his hair tightly.
The old man’s name is Lao Tzu, who is the county magistrate, and his appearance is exactly the same as that of Lao Tzu, who is the village chief. If it weren’t for the different styles of the two, Chu Tian almost screamed. It seems that all officials are carved from the same mold!!
I am the county magistrate. There are five people standing next to me, four women and one man. The man is sitting next to a low desk. He is obviously the master responsible for recording the case, and the four women are ordinary maids.
The two maids at the back are leaning against the blue sky and white screen, shaking huge fans in their hands, and I am the county magistrate. The maid on the left has been massaging the magistrate. The maid on the right is the youngest and most beautiful of the four maids, upright.
Holding a plate of grapes, he fed the county magistrate one from time to time, while the county magistrate put his mouth close to the ear of the maid who was serving the fruit. He didn’t know what he was talking about, so he kissed the maid while she wasn’t paying attention, seizing the opportunity.
Mopping
"Dog official (animal)!" Chu and Tian were unable to endure such a scene, and they immediately whispered viciously.
"Be honest!" The officer behind Chu Tian and the two of them hit them with a wooden stick and said seriously.
The officer's voice made the master stand up. The master reminded him: "Sir, it's time to review the case!"
"Oh! Oh!" I, the county magistrate, replied perfunctorily. He clamped his feet on the gavel and slapped it heavily on the desk. The sound of the snap shook the whole audience.
Chu Tian was extremely impressed with his great leg skills!!!
"Come here! Beat these two criminals a hundred times." From the beginning to the end, even though I am the county magistrate, I have not even looked at the audience. I am still indulged in the gentleness of the maid.
"Foolish officials (bastards)!" Chu and Tian both spat again and continued to curse viciously in a low voice.
"Tell you two to be honest!" Yachai brother showed off his power again, and as expected, once again relied on his bastard spirit to make Chu and Tian dare not make any mistakes.
The master's face twitched, and he whispered to me as the county magistrate: "Sir, you should first ask someone in the hall, and then ask for the details of the case. Only after doing this can we get to the execution stage."
As the county magistrate, I suddenly became unhappy. He glared at the master and shouted: "Who is the boss, or you? Do I still need your guidance in handling cases?"
The master was horrified and hurriedly retreated angrily. I am the county magistrate and then he withdrew his scowl and continued to seek refuge in the maid's gentle home. From time to time he would put his hand under the maid's skirt. He didn't know what he was touching, but the maid's face was flushed.
One piece, dare not make a sound
I am the county magistrate and said without looking back: "What did the prisoner in this hall do?"
At this time, the officer who escorted Chu Tian and his two men in took a step forward, lowered his head and said respectfully: "Sir, this person is a cunning person. He clearly has no grievances, but he deliberately beats the drum of grievances. His crime is disturbing the purity of the court.
It is a crime, and this birdman is an accomplice of the unruly people, and he also belongs to the unruly people."
I was the county magistrate and was furious. I thought to myself, I have only been in office for less than two days, and before I can use the three skills of taking office as a new official, someone is trying to embarrass me.
It was a matter of great importance. Even though I was the county magistrate, I took it seriously. I took my hand out from under the maid's skirt. The maid suddenly felt relaxed.
The county magistrate sat up straight, looked at Chu Tian and the two people in the hall intently, and was stunned. After a while, the county magistrate exclaimed: "You brat, why are you?"
The familiar name rang in his ears, and even more so in Chu Tian's heart. Chu Tian raised his head and took a closer look. Sure enough, it was the old man. Before, because he could only see the side profile and his temperament was very different, Chu Tian thought he had recognized the wrong person. But now it seems
, it seems that there is no wrong person
Chutian quickly took a look at the list of friends. Sure enough, the name of "I am the village chief" changed to "I am the county magistrate". What is going on? After closing the friend list, Chutian exclaimed: "Old man, why is it you?
?”
The old man suddenly sat upright and wanted to stand up and help Chu Tian up, but because of the abscess on his feet, he had to give up and said: "It's a long story. I'll explain it to you slowly later, but you can do it quickly."
Get up quickly”
Chu Tian's legs were numb, and he had already remembered it. At this time, the official who came in behind him was dumbfounded, and said quickly: "Sir, that hundred big boards"
The old man immediately glared at the Yamen, and in order not to obstruct justice, explained: "At this time, a foreign hero can be exempted from a hundred punishments."
After hearing this explanation, the Yamen did not dare to say anything more. He was still worried about unjustly accusing the two foreign warriors.
They were also very happy to play with each other's babies. I originally thought that I would suffer some physical pain, but I didn't expect that Chutian knew such a defiant person as the county magistrate. How could he suffer so much? As he said that, he stood up consciously.
Seeing this, Chu Tian was not happy and quickly sent a message to the old man: "Old man, you can hit this kid, hurry up!"
The old man didn't react for a while. Isn't this tight-assed baby a friend of the brat? But because of Chu Tian's quick word, the old man didn't have time to think about it and shouted sternly: "Who told you to get up? So bold, believe it or not.
I’ll chop you with the dog’s head.”
When Huluwa heard that the guillotine was being used, her face immediately turned pale with fright, her legs softened, and she continued to kneel down with a pop. She even made a gesture of worship and shouted: "Hero, please spare your life! Your Majesty, please spare your life!"
"I am a warrior of a foreign race." Seeing how frightened Hu Lu's baby was, even I didn't dare to tell him, he must be replaced by me.
The old man snorted coldly, full of official authority, and said again: "A foreign warrior? What I kill is a foreign warrior. You are the king of heaven. If you commit any crime, I will kill you without mercy."
All the officials below, as well as the master, were frightened by the domineering power of the county magistrate. This gentleman is a "selfless" and "good official"! The new official has three things to do when he takes office, and today he finally saw the first one, killing the chicken to scare the monkeys!
All the subordinates no longer dared to have any thoughts about their masters. They were joking and pissed off the county magistrate. They just served him with a guillotine. NPCs are not like players. They can be resurrected after death.
After the old man finished speaking, he changed his tone and became softer, saying: "But I think you have a good attitude, so the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped. Come on, I will give you a fifty-fifty rod."
After saying that, he grabbed the gavel and slammed it on the desk. After finishing it, he continued to lie down, raised his feet on the desk, and winked at Chu Tian without leaving any trace, which meant: "Smelly."
Boy, how did the old man do?"
Chu Tian was also very embarrassed and immediately replied with a message: "Old man, you are so awesome today. My admiration for you is like the overflowing water of the Yellow River, which is out of control."
After sending the message, Chu Tian looked at Huluwa sympathetically, and said to himself: "If you offend me, I will kill you with a booger, and I will pay you back. I'll see if you repay me in the future."
