Although he had already expected the character of this unreliable white-haired witch, Lan Nuo was still a little speechless after being deceived to such an extent. After thinking about it, he actually made a request.
"Do we have any basic benefits for time travellers?" In theory, the Public Administration Bureau is a very humane organization, and the grassroots staff are very talkative within a reasonable range.
Raven 12345 casually flipped through the regulations on the table, then shook his head: "You are not an employee of the Space-Time Management Bureau. You will definitely not have rice, flour, grains and oils for the New Year, and you will not be entitled to labor protection supplies. The most you can apply for is
Basic welfare for civilians in the empire. If it doesn't work, I can help you apply for a subsistence allowance. I can give you two bags of local staple food and ten pounds of agricultural and sideline food every month. Are there any other requirements? If not, I will go to Oort.
Nebula went to mediate the interstellar war."
If you look at the scope of this topic, one moment it was about rice, flour, food, oil and subsistence allowances, and the next moment it was about interstellar war. It can only be said that the goddess of the Space and Time Administration is really broad.
"No? Can I go hungry when I go to the district prosecutor? Don't citizens of our empire have any benefits like compulsory education? An empire this big cannot just cultivate illiterates, right? Can we provide some teaching materials? Like the 50-year college entrance examination
, 30-year simulation or something like that, or the Xi Ling Secret Volume, are there any questions about shadows coming true? Can you give me two sets?"
Raven rolled her eyes: "This is the first time I have seen such a familiar time traveler like you. Have you registered with the empire? Just stay here as a citizen of the empire? But it is a good thing that you are so diligent and studious, even though it is just
He is an ordinary human being, but his identity as a time traveler may be of some help to the local prosecutor. That guy is living a wonderful life now, and he may really be in need of an ordinary person as a nanny.
Take this first. It is the most basic civilian terminal of the empire. It can be connected to the wired civilian network. I have downloaded some basic knowledge materials of the empire on it. You can check it out when you are free. You can find out what you want.
I guess they are all above. Let me tell you, although the empire does not have such a thing as the college entrance examination, it does have a similar promotion mechanism, but it is not something that someone who spends three days fishing and two days doing Internet work can pass the exam. You have to
If you really want to follow this path, it might take you hundreds of years to learn it, so you might as well work for me and get promoted quickly."
"Then does our company have any joining benefits?"
"Don't leave us alone, hey, let me go? How can you, a time traveler, be so shameless? I don't have a spot for a prosecutor now, at least not in the Earth area. You, a time traveler, are already a trouble. I
It would be a big trouble if I were thrown to other worlds and planets for you, so just stay there for now."
Raven 12345 rubbed his forehead. The traveler in front of him was indeed a big trouble, because according to his observation, the traveler in front of him involved forces outside the empire, and they were even further away than the empire had ever come into contact with. This matter was serious.
The nature can be big or small. If you want to say it is big, it is basically equivalent to discovering a new continent. It is a type that can be opened on a separate page in the history book. If you want to talk about it small, the empire will actually discover an unknown piece of the universe every once in a while.
It was so worthy of attention. What really deserved attention was the existence of the empire, which was spread on a large scale within foreign forces through unknown information disturbance. He really had to report this matter to the superiors of the empire.
The current situation between the two sides is like a tongue twister. Raven knows that Lan Nuo knows the plot of the Xiling Empire. After all, this is a god, and his authority in this universe is almost equal to that of heaven. Lan Nuo can also guess that Raven knows that he
Know the plot about the Xiling Empire.
Raven also knew that Lan Nuo guessed that she knew that he knew the plot about the Xiling Empire... In short, this logic is an infinite recursive cycle. Both sides are well aware of the nature of the other's existence. But they also understand it tacitly.
"It's not easy to find a job within the empire. You'd better study how to get along with your new roommate. Your landlord now has a house full of strange creatures. I guess you may not be able to adapt to it now.
You'll know when you go back."
Raven waved his hand and started to chase people away: "Don't miss me and let you eat at home. I told you that my trainee prosecutor didn't even eat at my place. I told you that my trainee prosecutor didn't even eat at my place.
After dinner, he lives not even one step away from my house, so I want to go to his place to have dinner."
When Lan Nuo was thrown out, he said hello politely: "Okay, goodbye goddess Shunzi."
Raven 12345: "..."
"Your ability to come up with nicknames will definitely make you prosperous in the Shadow City."
…
At the same time, in a two-story building on Baishi Road in the eastern suburbs, which looked like it had not been renovated for some years, Hao Ren, an ordinary-faced and kind-hearted young man, was holding chopsticks and feeding a little mermaid that was only the size of a palm.
A brick in his pocket that looked like a Nokia vibrated crazily, making a sound as loud as a loudspeaker used by a square dancer, which made his eardrums hurt.
She reached into her pocket and saw that it was a call from the goddess Shunzi.
"Hello? Hey hey hey? Is it Hao Ren? Is it this number? I told you that if you dial the wrong number, you are not allowed to block me again. I am the manager of this world after all. Don't I just like to post comments on the local universe channel?
?You are my believers after all, so it’s not a big deal to block and block me all day long.”
Hao Ren: "..."
Hearing the sandiness in this tone, he must be his immediate superior. He sighed helplessly, handed the chopsticks to the little mermaid in the rice pot, and responded while holding the data terminal: "No."
Wrong, that’s right. I am, what are your instructions this time? I just came back from a business trip. It’s my first time to go into space. It’s hundreds of light years away. Astronauts still have to adapt when they return to Earth. I don’t know.
We also have to adapt well to the earth’s environment.”
"I asked you to go on a business trip and pick up the wrong courier. Those who didn't know better thought you saved the world. No, wait a minute, your brain circuit has screwed me up. I'm looking for you to follow
Tell me, there will be a new tenant next."
"Ah? There are new people here so soon. I can no longer live in this small house. Is there any service in heaven such as renovating old houses? At least give me an extra layer. If this continues, I will have no choice but to let people live in it.
Living in the attic. What race is it this time? Vampires, werewolves, sirens, demons. I already have them here. You won't send me another ghost, will you? What do ghosts eat? You don't want to attract them.
Jingqi, right? Can it be done with animals? Do I have to help him raise a litter of rabbits?"
"No, can you put a brake on your brain circuit? This time the person sent here is an ordinary human being. Don't just feed her with chopsticks like you feed your daughter. His teeth are not that good, and he will easily choke to death if you feed him like this.
"
At the same time that Goddess Shunzi spoke, the little mermaid in the rice pot was holding the head of the chopsticks and biting a gap in the hard chopsticks, chewing happily. Who would have thought that what was fed to the mermaid was not the food in the chopsticks?
The food is not the food, but the chopsticks themselves. I can only say that this little guy is really easy to feed, and his teeth are almost as good as those of a husky.
"Ah? Why did you send a human to me? According to the regulations of the empire, wouldn't it be over if he just finds a job?"
"Isn't this guy very special? You haven't dealt with similar incidents before, so this time I will teach you the empire's regulations for dealing with similar incidents. This guy is a time traveler. Normally meeting a time traveler is within your scope of business.
Generally, you need to bring the traveler to my mother's side, or use a data terminal to check the space coordinates of the traveler, and then drive the spacecraft to send the traveler back to his hometown. This is the basic process.
But the one who will be passing by soon is a bit special. We can’t send him back for the time being. His hometown is a bit too far away, and it involves some secrets. Just take good care of this guy for me and don’t raise him to death.”
Hao Ren looked confused as his immediate boss hung up the phone, and then he remembered: "Hey, I'll go? Wait a minute, you haven't told me what the new tenant's name is? What does he look like? Is he a boy or a girl?
ah?"
However, the response from the data terminal is that only the user you dialed is saving the world. Please call again later.
Hao Ren: "..."
He knew that his immediate boss could not count on him at all, and he had better not go out recently, otherwise it would be troublesome if a new tenant came to visit him and there was no one to receive him.
Fortunately, Goddess Shunzi at least remembered to give Lan Nuo her address. As soon as Hao Ren hung up the phone, he heard a knock on the door from downstairs. Before he could run to open the door, he was downstairs wearing an apron and busy working on lunch.
The long-haired woman had already opened the door. She was dressed in a homely style, and she seemed to be the type who knew how to live her life. As soon as I opened the door, I smelled of chopped green onion. Lan Nuo glanced at the minced garlic on the other party's kitchen knife and already guessed
Come to the identity of the person in front of you.
Vivian, who claims to be a vampire, is the oldest vampire. Although she claims to be a vampire, she is not afraid of the sun at all and can eat human food casually. Garlic has no effect on her, and she especially likes to add garlic when cooking.
I don’t have any objection to silver items, but because my wealth luck is so bad, it is unlikely that I will touch silver items in my life. I am superstitious that various amulets can change my extremely poor wealth luck, and I often carry several kilograms of amulets with me.
, just look at her quantifier, and you will know something like a cross. Even if your Brother Ye personally consecrates it, it will be invalid for this vampire. After all, this person was once so poor that he could not afford to eat, so he went to church to work.
The nun had a meal.
"Huh? Who are you?" The vampire girl is still very polite. Although she has regarded this place as her home, she is still polite to outsiders.
"Uh... Is Hao Ren here? My name is Lan Nuo. I am the new tenant introduced by Raven. I may live here in the future."
"Oh!" Vivian nodded suddenly, like the hostess of this house, and immediately opened the door: "Come on, come on, since you are the new tenant, you will be yours from now on. The slippers are on your left.
, Hao Ren! Your goddess has arranged a new person for you again. Come down quickly and take a look and arrange a room for her."
You can't tell from this tone that this is the oldest vampire named Vivian Ancesta, let alone a noble among vampires, with the noble title of Earl.
Hao Ren had already come downstairs when he heard the knock on the door. He looked relieved when he saw Lan Nuo: "It's really a human being this time. Come in, come in, I'm here to receive a human being."
Not much, there are basically no people in the room except me."
These words immediately made Vivian glare at him fiercely: "Can you speak human language? Sooner or later, you will die because of your bad mouth."
"Ahem... No, except for the two of us, most of the people in this house are empty. The rooms in the house are already quite full. I will clear out the attic in a while. You can stay there first. I will discuss it with the goddess. Can I
I can't apply for some funds to add a floor to my house, and then find you a room. I'll introduce you to your future roommates first, so that you won't be confused next time.
Hao Ren seemed to have contracted the problem of Goddess Shunzi. He dragged Lan Nuo to the whole room and introduced him: "The big guy who is reading in the living room is named Yizhaks. His race is devil and his hobby is
Study, and your lifelong wish is to be a good person, and by the way, make everyone you meet a good person.
So you have to improve your moral standards as soon as possible after moving in. After all, the big guy's logic is that you have to be a good person, otherwise you can only be a dead person. Ahem, just kidding, don't look at the big guy.
Zhang Tian was struck by lightning, but he is still a nice person. Since he came, I have never replaced our gas tank with my own hands."
Lan Nuo: "..."
Although Hao Ren's words of introduction sounded impolite, when he saw the big demon in the living room, he turned his head and gave himself a nonsensical smile. Lan Nuo had to admit that the faces of the human beings around him were struck by lightning.
It's really not an exaggeration to describe it.
"This is Lily, a husky spirit suspected of being a werewolf. It is said that she is a writer and pet doctor. She has now achieved a dominant position in the stray dog world in the southern suburbs. She is expected to conquer the stray cats in the southern suburbs within a month. She has an iron-clad biological clock and a fixed point.
Eat and sleep at a fixed time. Anyway, just get along with her how you usually get along with Husky. This is the only one in our family who still remembers to pay rent. By the way, theoretically you don’t have to pay rent. My tenant’s expenses are
Paradise reimburses them uniformly, as long as the reimbursed items don’t include anything too excessive. Last time I applied sunscreen to Vivian’s little bat and was reimbursed for more than a dozen bottles of sunscreen, and was scolded by the goddess for half a month.”
Lan Nuo: "..."
Even though he had heard all this in the original work, it was still far inferior to seeing it with his own eyes. It was only when he came to this home in person that he felt the value of the record of seeing and hearing about abnormal creatures.
