Chapter 1743 Your mobile terminal is a bit unreliable.
Hao Ren's ability to introduce his own people, and his ruthless words are indeed in perfect harmony with his goddess. When Lily heard her owner introduce herself in this way, she immediately became excited.
"What does it mean to get along with a husky just as you get along with me? I'm much smarter than a husky. Well, at least I won't tear down the house, and I won't tell you that it's the hand of the Ceiling Operation." From her words, you can tell
You see, this guy is infinitely smarter than a husky.
"Ahem, it's okay, don't mind, she's like this usually. Over here, this is Nangong Wuyue, her race is a siren. When she's at home, she usually appears in human form. But in the future, if something happens to the house
Don't doubt the strange creature, nine times out of ten it is her.
It’s different from the legendary stories. Siren not only has the form of mermaid, but also the form of sea snake, and even the form of shrimp. According to him, water has no shape. As long as it is soaked in water, they can change it.
, it is said that they can change the battleships that once sank at the bottom of the sea, but I have never seen this before."
Lan Nuo turned his head and looked towards the kitchen. He suddenly saw a scene that made his eyes darken.
Then she saw Nangong Wuyue, who had long and moist hair, unbuttoning the bottom two buttons of her shirt. She tied the original shirt with a knot on her chest and turned it into a navel-baring top, revealing flat joints and a full body.
Holding the lower abdomen, this was supposed to be a thrilling and exciting moment, but the next moment it turned into a thriller.
I saw Nangong Wuyue picking up green onions, potatoes, etc., and inserting a lot of vegetables into his smooth and flat abdomen. Then his abdomen was like running water. Not only did it flow, but it also became transparent.
, he threw all kinds of vegetables, melons and fruits into his stomach, and then in the liquid stomach, it was like being thrown into a drum washing machine, tumbling quickly, and after a while, it was washed clean, and it popped again
He vomited it all out from his stomach and threw it next to Vivian, who was cooking. By the way, the woman turned on the faucet, poured out the dirty water in her stomach, and absorbed it like blowing up a balloon.
The water in the faucet returned to its original shape.
Lan Nuo: ""
"No? Is this how your family washes vegetables?"
Hao Ren scratched his head: "It has been like this since May came. Basically, this is how we wash dishes at home. If it's not close-fitting clothes, May can also help, but you should wash your socks and underwear yourself, otherwise
You might stuff May into your stomach and suffocate to death."
"By the way, there is also the little mermaid in this pot. Her name is Doudou who was just born. According to the goddess, she is the last surviving life in her universe, so we have to take good care of her.
Doudou is afraid of cold but not hot. Once the temperature is below zero, Doudou will hibernate. On the contrary, it is in boiling water, which does not affect Doudou's survival at all. On weekdays, she likes to eat things like chopsticks and all bamboo wood.
She likes to eat all kinds of things. But remember to watch her and don't let her eat those colorful prints. The ink on them may be bad for her health. Also, try to feed her on time and on time as much as possible to develop a regular diet.
Habit."
Lan Nuo thought for a moment and said, "Is it because alien creatures also need a regular schedule?"
"No, it's mainly because I don't develop the habit of eating on time. This little guy always likes to get some snacks, and he chewed the table top before. If you see gnawing marks on the table legs, don't blame him.
Lily, otherwise she will bite you. If there are bite marks on the table, it was probably Doudou. If you don’t feed this little guy on time, God knows what he will bite. I’ve seen him chew on wires and gas before.
Can."
Lan Nuo: "..."
With this habit of welding detonators and sawing light bulbs, it is really not easy to live to such a big age. One day, if I really eat high-voltage wires, I won't really turn into a grilled fish.
While Lan Nuo was thinking about how to live in harmony with this family, a kitten jumped on the table and sneakily crawled towards the pot on the table. The little mermaid was in the pot. That sneaky kitten
The haunting look makes one wonder if he would crawl over and steal the fish.
However, what was surprising was that the kitten not only did not eat the little mermaid in the pot, but humbly opened its mouth, put half of the chopsticks in its mouth into the pot, and watched the little mermaid pick up the chopsticks.
, feasted happily, then meowed and hurried away.
"This is Gun, who is also a member of the family. Gun was beaten by Doudou before, and he still hasn't recovered. Until now, he still doesn't dare to eat fish. Every time he sees a fish, he has to test it for a long time.
, let’s see if the fish will jump up and hit him. We also have a restraint chain at home. Lily is afraid of rolling, and rolling is afraid of Doudou. To be honest, I still haven’t figured out why you, a husky, are afraid.
cat?"
Lan Nuo no longer wanted to investigate why the cat called "Go away". If he really wanted to complain about the shortcomings of this family, then he wouldn't have to do anything else all day long.
"We all know each other at home, right? Do you have any luggage? Do you want me to help you move it? Let's live in the attic first, and I'll help you find any extra quilts. If you need anything, you can contact me.
"
"Hey, by the way, I really have one thing." Lan Nuo quickly took out the civilian terminal in his pocket, which was like an elongated hexagonal terminal. It looked like a miniature coffin, although
Most of the empire's civilian products are designed to be used by fools, but he still couldn't figure out the operation logic after studying it for a long time: "Can you help me study how to turn this thing on? There is no button on it, so I'm not too fussy about it.
Understand what kind of operating logic the person who designed this thing is planning to design?"
As soon as Hao Ren saw the coffin-like style of this thing, he knew that it was definitely a product of the empire. So he held it in his hand and studied it for a long time: "It's okay, you don't have to worry. I am an examiner of the empire after all, even though I am a temporary apprentice.
The salary is good, but the imperial equipment and so on... Oops, holy shit, how do you use this thing?"
After bragging, he realized that he had no idea how to use the empire's civilian equipment.
At this moment, a mobile terminal that also looked like a tile flew out of his pocket, and said in the same buzzing voice as the Shunzi goddess: "Get out of the way, let me take a look.
Oh, it turns out to be a low-end civilian model, a mass-produced machine that doesn’t even have advanced artificial intelligence. I took a look and it seemed like it was out of battery. It’s okay. Imperial equipment is very convenient to charge. If it’s out of battery, just leave it in the sun.
Just let it dry for a while and it'll be ready. If you think it's too slow, just throw it on the gas stove downstairs. It should be fully charged in just one stir-fry. Of course, if you don't mind the trouble, you can
Hold it in your hand and dance for a while, or go out and dance with the square dancing lady for an afternoon. I guess one afternoon will be enough to fill him up."
Lan Nuo: "..."
The design of the imperial equipment was really unique. After thinking about it, he actually threw it into the gas stove. The mobile terminal used by the censor was many levels higher than civilian equipment, and the artificial intelligence used
Intelligence is already close to strong artificial intelligence. It has its own wisdom and is generally quite reliable.
Vivian was cooking when she saw something like this being thrown into the gas stove. She didn't pay much attention to it. She was already a little used to the weird things produced by the empire, but during the cooking process, she found that something was not right.
Satisfied: "Wait a minute, haven't I already turned on the high heat? Why does it feel wrong in the hand? The temperature is not as hot as the low heat!" It is obvious that the terminal that is charging has directly drained all the heat energy.
Vivian had no choice but to change to a gas stove, but looking at the dry burning gas stove next to her, she always had the urge to reach out and turn off the gas.
"How much does it cost to keep the gas stove running like this! A tank of gas is so expensive!" Life is like the embodiment of poverty, Vivian, who knows how to live well is beyond the imagination of ordinary people. Compared with many
The old man and woman who came from poor days also know how to save. She is ready to communicate with her new tenants about whether solar energy can be used to charge the terminal in the future, so as not to waste the earth's precious fossil energy.
Well, the energy utilization efficiency of the equipment in the empire is still very high. After a while, the flame returned to its original temperature. Vivian quickly turned off the gas stove and reached out to touch the civilian terminal. She found that it was only warm and not hot.
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"Upstairs, your mobile phones are fully charged! By the way, when can I get a mobile phone of my own?"
When Vivian thought of this, the expression on her face suddenly fell. With her wealth, it had basically nothing to do with money in her life. Lily had to accompany her when she went out to buy groceries, otherwise she would not have even reached the door of the vegetable store.
The money in it is guaranteed to be lost. This kind of poverty is basically at the level of the will of the universe. If you let this person carry a mobile phone in his pocket, he will probably lose it to you in a minute.
Hao Ren was also a little embarrassed. Only then did he realize that he had no effective way to contact his tenants. Except for Lily and May, Yzaks and Vivian did not have mobile phones. If these two people were outside their homes,
He got lost and didn't know how to find him back.
Lan Nuo finally got the terminal he had longed for. After it was fully charged, the device could finally be turned on. And it was exactly as the empire described. All civilian devices are fool-proof operations, and the operating logic is simpler than that of smartphones.
, although the built-in artificial intelligence level is low, its IQ is still much higher than that of Siri. At least it can understand human speech. If you don’t know how to operate it, or what function you want, just ask.
"Can the terminal help me check the learning materials that the goddess has downloaded in the system before? I want to learn the basic knowledge of the empire."
"Searching for you, do you want to display the book catalog?"
Lan Nuo nodded and before he spoke, the book catalog was already displayed.
Then he saw a bunch of content that destroyed the three views.
"A Comprehensive Guide to Soothing the Mind and Repairing Tires"
"How to Recycle the Empire's Used Spaceships"
"Imperial Interstellar Speedway Racing Guide"
"Postpartum Care of Sows"
"Empire Emergency List of Edible Organisms"
"100 ways to cook native black mountain pig"
Lan Nuo: "..."
"No? What are the contents of the books that the goddess installed for me? Are you sure these are the contents of the empire's basic education?"
Facing the pile of unknown stuff on his mobile terminal, Lan Nuo had a confused and explosive expression on his face. He originally wanted to take this opportunity to learn the basics of the empire and learn about the universe.
According to the rules, we first established a comprehensive understanding of the world view of this universe. As a result, the books stored on the mobile terminal were all these weird things.
At this time, Hao Ren's mobile terminal flew over in airplane mode. It circled the tile on the ground a few times and flashed a blue light helplessly: "Your terminal has been adjusted by the goddess at first glance. That guy
She is a mechanical idiot who can destroy all mechanical equipment. Even a machine with only one button cannot be used by her.
She probably downloaded all these messy things in your phone for you. This machine was also like this at the beginning. It was restarted and restored to factory settings. It took a long time before it could barely return to normal functions. Let me see if I can help you.
Flash the phone. If that doesn't work, you can only reinstall the system. The downloaded stuff from the goddess has very high permissions and is generally not allowed to be deleted. Even for imperial civilian equipment, the internal storage space is extremely huge. Just look.
Considering that the memory is almost exploding and considering the amount of junk information you have, the only way to save it is to reinstall the system.
If you really want to learn something, go online directly on the local universe channel. If you know a little bit about how to use computers, you can search for useful information on it. Basically, anyone with a normal IQ is more reliable than that goddess.
.”
As soon as the data terminal finished speaking, a loud thunder suddenly exploded in the originally clear sky, which immediately made the data terminal shut up.
"No? Is our goddess so narrow-minded? She will be struck by thunder if she says bad things behind her back?"
"No, Goddess Shunzi is kind-hearted. Even if you scold her in person, she will at most kick you out and not allow you to eat at the table. However, God's punishment is an automatic mechanism. Even if the goddess herself doesn't care, she will still act as usual.
Execution is best suited to supervise those who don’t have any control over their words.”
Lan Nuo: "..."
Aren’t you talking about yourself?
The data terminal helped him fiddle with it for a long time, and Lan Nuo finally finished fiddling with the terminal at hand. He finally contacted the local universe channel, which immediately made him feel like every village was connected to the Internet.
The local universe can only be regarded as a small place at the junction of urban and rural areas. It is basically the same position as Hao Ren's house. But once it is connected to the local universe channel, it becomes lively.
