I glared at the little money fan angrily: "Stop playing around! It's time to get down to business!"
"Oh!" The little money fan stuck out his little tongue cutely and I was speechless. This girl didn't seem to be worried about anything at all.
"Jiejie...what does this smell like!"
Suddenly there was an eerie sound in front of me, which startled me. I quickly pulled out my sharp sword, raised my sword across my chest, and pulled the little money fan behind me. The little money fan looked at me, pursed his lips, and said nothing.
Unexpectedly, the voice appeared again at this moment - "Ah!"
A loud roar shocked me and the little money fan. The little money fan patted his little chest and said angrily: "Damn it, sir! You scream so loud! You want to scare people to death!"
I looked at her: "You are so rude"
The little money fan immediately put on a gentle smile: "Actually! I'm usually very ladylike! Didn't you notice? Rookie brother!" I had pimples all over my body, so I quickly said: "Okay, okay! You still have to
When you go back to your normal self and you look like this, I thought you were a young girl!"
The little money fan yelled angrily: "You're just having sex! You're just having sex." Sure enough, this little girl punched and kicked me and returned to her rude nature.
"Jie Jie...I can smell it. It's human scent! It's been hundreds of years! I finally smell human scent again!"
This eerie voice appeared again, and I felt cold. It sounded like the voice of a demon. It seemed that this monster was really easy to deal with!
The little money fan had the courage to shout: "Who is it! Come out quickly! Don't pretend to be a ghost!"
"Wow! I heard it! This is mm's voice! Haha, I didn't expect to see mm here. Let me take a good look at what mm looks like!" I was shocked when I heard it, and thought to myself:
"This can't be the legendary sex demon!" The one who specializes in Wai Wai
"Swish, swish, swish~~~~~!"
There was a movement in the leaves, and a head emerged from the dense grass in front of me. When I saw it, I couldn't help but be surprised. This person had a mouth, a face, and ears, and he looked like a human.
Only those big characters on the top of my head made me stunned!
"Pervert!!!"
When I saw those big characters, I couldn't help but scream. I didn't expect to meet the pervert who escaped in the cave of bones here. However, the pervert now is much prettier. Although not as good as me, at least he is.
He looks good now, and the rotten flesh on his face is gone.
The pervert heard me yelling and found me. He couldn't help being frightened. He also yelled: "Damn! It's you!"
The little money fan stared at us in surprise, then covered his mouth and said in shock: "Damn! It turns out that you, rookie, are from the same family as the perverts, and you are also a pervert!"
I almost let the little money fan's words kill me instantly, and I shouted angrily: "You are the pervert! If you don't know, just don't talk nonsense, okay?"
The little money fan lightly covered his mouth and said aggrievedly: "No, it's not! Why are you so angry! You only know how to bully a weak little girl like me!"
I was so angry that I almost vomited blood!
When the pervert saw this innocent girl, Xiao Cai Mi, his mouth immediately drooled, and he said with envy on his face: "Jie Jie... you are such a lucky boy! It was those two girls last time! Now I have found another one like this.
beautiful!"
The little money fan was surprised when he heard this and said: "No! A stupid person like you really has a girlfriend! And she's also a two-pronged person! I really didn't realize that you are so carefree!"
"I..." I didn't explain at all, lest she say that my explanation was just a cover-up. Even if she dried up my words, she still insisted that she didn't believe me. I pointed at the pervert and said, "Why are you here!"
"Why am I here!" The pervert rolled his eyes and said, "They must have come here! Stupid!"
"That's right! You're so stupid to even ask this!" the little money fan also happily agreed.
I stared at her and said through gritted teeth, "Who are you on the other end? Help him harm me!"
The little money fan chuckled, and the pervert walked out of the grass happily, staring at the little money fan with shining eyes. I was so scared that I quickly raised my sword and stood in front of the little money fan. You must know that the strength of the pervert is not low!
The pervert stared at me and said, "What are you doing out here! I'm not interested in men!"
I was sweating profusely, and the little money fan kept giggling and staring at my depressed face in a playful way.
The pervert came out, put on a very coquettish poss, and flattered the little money fan: "This little girl! You are so beautiful, look at me, am I also very handsome! If we can be together, we will definitely be
The talent and beauty of the man are unparalleled in the world!"
The little money fan took a look at the pervert, compared it with me and said, "It's far worse than a rookie!"
I was very happy when I heard this. Even men are filled with joy when they hear this. However, I still kept my face very reserved: "It's nothing! It's just that you look more handsome!"
The little money fan pursed his lips and smiled: "I didn't say you were handsome! I just said you were a little better than a pervert!"
My face turned dark and I couldn't say anything.
The pervert was surprised and said: "How is it possible! How can this kid be more handsome than me! Let me see!"
After saying that, I didn’t know where to take out a mirror, shook my hair, looked at my own face, then looked at me, and finally looked at myself in the mirror, and said distressedly: "It’s really not that bad.
!”
I was speechless. How could you look so bad like me and a handsome guy like me? Bah!
The pervert slowly walked over. I was so worried that I yelled, "What do you want to do?"
The pervert was stunned and said, "I want to see if there are any pockmarks on your face! That way my skin will be better than yours!"
I:"…………"
The little money fan chuckled: "There's no pockmark on the rookie's face! He's more successful than you!"
The pervert completely burst into tears: "How could you hit me like this? Don't you know that this will make me lose the motivation to live?"
I said: "Bah! It's best for people like you to die!"
"You...how can you say that to me!" the pervert said bitterly: "I was beaten so badly by you last time. I have realized my mistake and decided to change my ways! I have changed my life! Why do you still say that?
And me!"
I said angrily: "Bah! How many good women did you harm that day! Even the old woman was not spared. It would be unjust for people like you not to die!"
The pervert said angrily: "You can call me shameless! But you can't insult my old woman. I never want that kind of thing."
I stretched out my sword, ready to take action at any time. The little money fan looked at me, then looked at the pervert and said, "Are you two going to fight? If you want to fight, please hurry up!"
I glared at the little money fan: "You really don't have pain when you stand and talk. I won't do it until I can beat him!"
The pervert said with a righteous face: "No fighting! I have decided to change my ways and return to the right path. I will never do such bad things as being strong or killing people indiscriminately!"
My face was full of disbelief: "You really won't kill us"
"Kill for what? Am I that kind of person?" the pervert said with a righteous look on his face.
I was overjoyed when I heard that. When I first saw that this man was a pervert, I was already prepared to die. I didn't expect that he would let us go. But as a pervert who lives by sex, there is no guarantee that he would not let the kid go.
The money fan is so stunning, like that, I have to protect the little money fan with all my strength, and the result seems to be the same.
I asked a little uneasily: "Don't you... stop picking up girls?"
"Who said I don't pick up girls! Only a fool doesn't pick up girls!" Hearing this! The pervert said angrily. Hearing this, I felt dark in my heart.
Unexpectedly, the pervert continued: "What I mean is: I'm not forceful anymore, I want to use my true love to impress the hearts of beautiful girls all over the world, so that all the beautiful girls will follow me willingly for the rest of their lives.
One life! Never be separated!"
Hearing this, I felt much more at ease. He definitely wouldn't be able to pick up any pretty girls like this. He might be able to pick up a few horny dinosaurs, but that's about it.
The little money fan looked at the pervert's disgusting look with disgust, and said disgustedly: "It's so ugly! You're evil if you can pick up girls like this!"
Upon hearing this, the pervert burst into tears: "Am I really that ugly?"
The little money fan mercilessly added insult to injury: "It's not that it's ugly! It's that it's extremely ugly!"
After listening to this, the pervert wanted to die: "You are so offensive! You are so incompetent at comforting people!"
I grinned: "Actually, you're not bad at this! As long as you don't do bad things, you can pick up a few dinosaurs!"
