"Dinosaur! I don't want that!" the pervert said angrily, staring at me fiercely.
Suddenly, my vigilance increased greatly, I raised my sword horizontally and said, "What do you want to do!"
The pervert grinned: "I found out that you are quite lucky! You had two beautiful girls following you before, and now you have such a beautiful and innocent little girl following you! I'm so envious of you!"
I said with a very upright face: "That's because I'm handsome!"
"That's right! I think so too!"
The pervert also agreed with my statement, and I couldn't help but be stunned. Could it be that this girl couldn't stand the stimulation and had something wrong with her brain? The pervert stared at me with shining eyes and said with a smile: "If I could become like you
With a handsome face, maybe many beauties will fall in love with him.”
Seeing the pervert's eyes shining, I suddenly had an ominous premonition, but I didn't know what was wrong. The pervert looked at me with a smile, and his face began to slowly fall off. The little money fan looked at
He was shocked: "Damn! What's wrong with this guy!"
I looked at the pervert in astonishment, my skin was falling off piece by piece, and I felt a hairy feeling in my heart. The pervert suddenly turned around and covered his face, then quickly turned around and said with a smile: "Look at this
How does it look? Surprised!"
"Fuck! What?"
As soon as the pervert turned his face, the little money fan and I both opened our mouths wide, our jaws dropped, and we were stunned. The little money fan kept saying in surprise: "Rookie! Rookie!"
The pervert said happily: "Ha! How about it! There will definitely be many beauties throwing themselves into my arms like this!"
I shouted angrily: "It's your uncle! No, absolutely not! How could you become like me and deceive a little girl! How do you want me to live!"
The little money fan came over in surprise and smiled: "Don't worry, don't worry! There are still many differences between you two. I can even recognize which one of you is the real rookie!"
The pervert laughed loudly and said: "Haha! That's the end of it!"
After saying that, the words "pervert" on the top of my head started to change, and slowly turned into the words "handsome rookie". Then, the equipment slowly changed again, and after a while, a character exactly like me appeared.
In front of me and the little money fan! My jaw dropped when I saw it
The characters that appeared in front of me were exactly the same as me in terms of equipment and swords. They were carrying sharp swords, wearing armor, and wearing helmets. There was nothing different from me from beginning to end. Even the top of their head was wearing a helmet.
My name: Handsome rookie!
"If this is the case, if a pervert uses my name to pick up girls, he will incur a debt of love that I won't be able to wash away even if I jump into the Yellow River!
The little money fan looked over there in surprise, then looked over here and grabbed my hand in fright and said, "Damn! I'll hold your hand quickly, otherwise I won't recognize that you are a real novice!"
"
I angrily threw away the little financial fan's hand, angrily ran over and grabbed the pervert-turned-rookie and shouted loudly: "Fuck! Change back quickly, don't be like me, change back quickly,
**Uncle, please change back quickly! Otherwise I will kill you! Do you believe it or not?"
The pervert laughed: "Aha! Don't be so angry! I'm just borrowing your face!"
"I borrowed my fart! No! Change me back quickly!" I said angrily!
"Aha! From now on, I will be a handsome rookie. Here comes the beauty in the world!" The pervert laughed heartily and didn't care about my feelings. He got so angry that I punched him hard.
The pervert stretched out his hand to block it: "Hey! You can't beat me now, so just let me become you and pick up girls! You won't suffer any loss anyway!"
"Get out! You uncle! If you ruin my reputation! How will I live?" I was so angry that I started to struggle with the pervert and rolled to the ground!
"I scratch your breasts...my ass...I twist your ears...I bite your nose...!"
The two of us started to fight hard, neither of us would give in. We were beaten back and forth, and our noses were bruised and our faces were swollen.
The little money fan looked at this and looked at that little face full of confusion: "You... which one of you is the rookie!"
A man with a bruised nose and the name "handsome rookie" got up from the ground, his eyes were shining, and he said with a drooling smile: "I am the handsome rookie!"
The result! The little money fan gave him a kick and said: "No rookie will be so horny that he drools! He is a pervert!"
Another handsome rookie got up and smiled at the little money fan: "Finally someone knows that I am a gentleman!"
The little money fan smiled at me: "No! It's just that when you see beautiful women, you always like to stare at their breasts, so I recognized them!"
I:"…………"
The pervert laughed loudly: "So you are also a pervert!"
The little money fan said with a troubled face: "But! You are really hard to recognize! If you didn't speak, I really wouldn't recognize you!"
I also acquiesced in the words of the little money fan. When I saw the perverted look, I thought I could say it in front of the mirror! From the outside, we are the same person. The only difference is our personalities. As soon as I opened my mouth
, you can hear the difference between the two of us. However, it’s more than enough to fool people who don’t know me, because this guy is holding my ID number.
However! The words of the little money fan reminded the pervert. The pervert said: "This is really a problem! No! I must imitate you! I must make it look like the real thing!"
My whole body trembled when I heard it, and I begged, "No! I beg you, let me go!"
The little money fan smiled excitedly and said: "This is a good idea! It should be fun, you are so perverted! I support you!"
"Help me!" I gritted my teeth with hatred and begged the pervert: "Let me go! I have a heart disease! I can't stand the stimulation!"
The pervert kicked me away and said with a proud smile on his face: "All the beauties support me! You even opposed Mao! Okay! From now on, I will follow you and learn from your every word and deed! Until the fake is mistaken for the real thing.
!”
The little money fan clapped his hands excitedly: "Okay, okay! This must be fun!"
Hearing this! I burst into tears and sat down on the ground. My face was so bald that I almost jumped off the building. I said feebly, "|You... you two are so cruel!"
The little money fan didn't care about my life or death, so he ran over and asked the pervert with a smile: "By the way! What kind of spell did you use just now? How can you become someone else!"
The pervert said with a proud look on his face: "This is the magic of demon transformation, a secret skill unique to my pervert family!"
"Wow! Really? How many people are there in your clan!" The little money fan was very happy after hearing this!
"One! It's me!"
"Damn!" Little money fan: "…………"
The little money fan still smiled and asked: "Can you teach me the magic of your demon transformation? If I learn the magic of demon transformation, I can become a novice and cheat money!"
"Fuck! You..." I felt chills all over my body!
The pervert coughed: "Well... you can only change your appearance, but you can't change your gender!"
"Really! That's okay, I can turn into a newbie girlfriend to seduce men, that will be fun!" The little money fan still said with excitement on his face.
My whole body was shocked when I heard this: "Damn! You... you can't do this! It's inhumane!"
The little money fan didn't like my miserable appearance, and then said with a smile: "That's it! I'll teach you how to imitate a rookie, and you teach me the magic of magic! From now on, you will be a rookie, and I will be a rookie. That girl, this must be fun.
!”
The pervert nodded his head after hearing this: "Yeah, yeah! It must be fun. The more I think about it, the more interesting it becomes. Okay! I promise you!"
"Yeah! It's a deal! Snap!"
The two conspirators reached a harmful agreement with just one click of their hands. Both of them looked excited and their minds were full of bad ideas. I felt like dying and stood up listlessly, pointing at them.
Two: "You...you...me! Alas! I'll just die!"
After saying that, he staggered forward. The little money fan was very worried and said to the pervert: "Oh! Stop him quickly! If this kid commits suicide, then our plan will fail!"
"Okay!" The pervert hugged me from behind and almost strangled me to death while yelling: "I will never let someone jump off a cliff. I must protect you!"
"Damn! You're just trying to protect me, you're almost strangling me to death!" I yelled and tried my best to break away from the pervert's hand.
The little money fan next to him said excitedly: "Don't let him go! Don't let him go! If we let this kid go, maybe he will take poison and commit suicide while we are not paying attention!"
"Okay! I won't let you go!" The pervert hugged me tightly and almost made marks on my neck.
I yelled: "Let go, let go! It's my freedom to commit suicide! You have nothing to do with it!"
"Oh! This kid really wants to commit suicide. He can't let him go! He must not let him go!" The little money fan was even more excited after hearing this. The pervert's two balls really strangled my neck even tighter.
Breathless:
"Ahem... let go! I'm going to... ahem... die!"
"If you don't let me go, we will let you go unless you promise not to commit suicide!" said the little money fan!
I quickly said: "Okay! I promise you! If you don't commit suicide, you will definitely not commit suicide!"
"Yeah! That's pretty much it!" Xiaocai said in a fascinated voice, "You damn pervert, that's it! Let him go!"
"Okay! To protect this kid! I'm exhausted!" The pervert let go of his hand and shouted, "I let the pervert's words kill me instantly. He obviously almost strangled me to death, but he still protected him! I was slapped on the butt"
Sitting on the ground, breathing heavily, unable to speak a word
