The little money fan smiled and said: "Okay! Since this kid has stopped committing suicide, I will now teach you how to imitate this kid!"
"Okay!" the pervert said happily!
The little money fan taught the pervert like a teacher: "First, when newbies see beautiful women, they like to look at the breasts first!"
"Boom!"
"Ouch! It hurts so much!"
The little money fan waved his fists and yelled through gritted teeth: "Why are you staring at my breasts!"
The pervert cried and said with a sad face: "That's what you said!"
I:"…………"
I stood up and looked at a teacher and a student with a helpless face. For a moment, I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh.
I looked at the time and saw that it was already five o'clock in the morning. I just ignored them because I couldn't control them even if I wanted to.
At this time, it’s time for me to go offline and rest. If I don’t sleep, I will exceed my body’s load, which is very harmful to the human body. Moreover, if you don’t pay attention to getting a good rest, you will have many diseases when you get old.
Call up the game wizard, click offline, and my body slowly turns into dots of stars. I look at the little money fan and the pervert with speechless eyes. These two people are so ruthless. They can think of any conspiracy.
I hope these two people will disappear as soon as I go online tomorrow, so I will save myself a lot of trouble!
"Number ten! The hardest thing to imitate about this kid is that he is too stupid! It's hard for you to learn this!"
"Oh! Then I'll be dumber too! Hey! By the way, that kid goes there! He was still here just now!"
"Don't be afraid! We won't go here or there, he will definitely show up again!"
"Oh! You are so smart!"
"Really? You've become stupid!"
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After I came out of the game, I still had a headache thinking about the little financial fanatic and the pervert. If the pervert turned into me and went outside, I couldn't imagine how much trouble it would cause. I shook my head.
, still can’t think of a way to deal with it
"Gulu! Gulu!"
My stomach is growling loudly now, so I need to find something to eat. After searching for a long time, I found the bullwhip that Grandma Wang gave me to make up for. After thinking about it, I might as well get rid of it. Anyway, I don’t need it now.
, he took the bullwhip to the trash can outside and threw it away.
Come back, find a bucket of instant noodles, soak it in boiling water! Eat and sleep! I’m so tired!
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When I woke up, I slept very soundly, without even a dream. I rubbed my eyes and stretched. Then, I moved my body, got up from bed, brushed my teeth, washed, tidied up my personal hygiene, and combed my hair.
Get a cool hairstyle and make yourself energetic before going out. This is a very important process, which can increase your confidence, mental outlook, etc.!
When I came out of the house and took a breath of fresh air, I immediately felt a lot more relaxed. People really can't stay in the house all day long. They need to go out more often to relax and walk around. I walked to a familiar food stall. It was time to eat.
Otherwise, you will be hungry
I once heard someone say: People just have stomachs, so they need to eat. What would happen to us if we lost our stomachs?
The answer is definitely: We will die! Without a stomach, we will have to starve to death in vain!
In fact, this is a joke. My stomach is gone, and I don’t need to starve to death. I would have died a long time ago! Haha! It’s not funny! Embarrassing!
However, from this joke, we can also regard the stomach as an unsatisfied desire. People have to lose their stomach, because even if they die, they cannot lose their desires, because such a life will be wonderful and have the spirit and motivation to fight.
Of course! Don’t forget, if you eat too much, you will get bloated, but don’t let it go up by yourself. Otherwise, if you have too much desire, you will destroy yourself.
I walked into the food stall, ordered a few side dishes, and started to eat heartily. I originally wanted to have a bottle of Erguotou, but after thinking about it, I forgot about it! I have to play games later and drink, so it won’t be fun to play games.
Got it
I spent 50 yuan on the meal. This meal is much more affordable than a big hotel. The big hotel has a good variety, but there are not many dishes. Even if you order more than a dozen dishes, it will not be enough for a meal. The food stalls are just
It’s different. It’s enough to eat and taste good, but you have to drink gutter oil.
I walked back to the house, opened my room, and looked at the time. It was now six o'clock in the afternoon. I thought about it, and I'd better check the forum! In case that girl Wang Xin said that I don't care about national affairs.
I turned on my computer, went to the official website of "Tianfeng", and opened the forum. A big video news appeared on the forum: "The Dark Legion and the New Guild are fighting outside the village gate!"
I was shocked when I saw it. Could it be that the dark army had taken action against Wang Xin and the others? I opened the video and saw that the picture inside was displayed - the picture was extremely chaotic as soon as it appeared. When I saw it, it was indeed Wang Xin and the others.
Wang Xin led Ba Tian, Wu Chi, Knight Fei Long, and other generals as well as many people and dark legions to fight continuously. Ba Tian, Knight Fei Long, Wu Chi, and many other masters took the lead and were extremely brave. They were indeed worthy of the masters.
In the name of killing the army of darkness, they cried for father and mother.
However, judging from the number of people, there were too many people from the Dark Legion. Wang Xin and the others were still far from enough. They were quickly surrounded by the Dark Legion.
This war could be described as extremely brutal. The two sides fought fiercely and in darkness, with blood flowing everywhere. In the end, the Dark Legion had a numerical advantage and defeated Wang Xin and the others miserably.
However! The Dark Army may not be able to call it a victory, because in the end there were only a few dozen people left.
I feel extremely heavy. Although it can be said that there is almost no winner in this war, there are still a few people left in the Dark Legion in the end. In everyone’s eyes, in this war, the Dark Legion won and we lost.
I quickly picked up my phone and called Wang Xin. After a while, Wang Xin answered the phone: "Hello! Are you a newbie?"
"Call me handsome!" I said
Wang Xin chuckled lightly, heard the sound of the door closing, and then said: "Yeah! Okay! Handsome guy, why did you remember to call me?"
I was so excited when I heard that, this girl is so good at getting things done, so I said, "You were having sex with the Dark Army last night!"
"Yeah! That's right! You saw the video on the forum!"
"That's right!"
"Then what do you think?"
"Of course! It's such an exciting thing to have a group fight, why don't you call me!"
"You're still talking about that! Last night, the dark boy wanted to challenge you in front of everyone, and scared us all to death. If I dare to take you out, if you, a fake master, break into the gang, then we will be in trouble!"
I blushed and asked: "Why do we have to fight them so quickly? You know, our current strength is not enough to fight against the Dark Army!"
"Oh! I know it too! But the people of the Dark Legion are looking for us everywhere, provoking us, and we have no choice but to fight with them! You also saw the last few people of the Dark Legion! They were also given up by us
What a misfortune!" Wang Xin said with some pride.
"Yeah! It's true! But it seems that not all the Dark Legion members have been dispatched! I didn't even see that guy from the Dark God of War included!" I said.
"That's right! Some of their people are renting a field in the east for leveling. We took a fancy to this and took action against the Dark Legion!" Wang Xin said with a smile!
"Damn! Isn't that dark army very powerful? We can't even defeat some of them!" I said in surprise.
"Oh! Don't be afraid! It's great that we can fight against the Dark Army in such a short period of time. As long as we are given enough time to grow, we can definitely defeat the Dark Army!" Wang Xin said with great enthusiasm.
Said with confidence
I said: "Do the brothers in the guild have any opinions?"
Wang Xin understood the meaning of my words as soon as she heard it and promised: "Don't worry about this. After fighting this battle, many brothers said that it was a great fight and they were full of confidence in our future!"
"That's good!" I said happily. You know that defeating the battle will affect the reputation of the guild. Many people choose to join a guild based on its strength.
Wang Xin said: "That's right! There are already more of us, we have to give the guild a name! Otherwise, it will not be conducive to our unity!"
I said: "Isn't it named after the name of your "Tianxia" studio?"
"Well! That's it," Wang Xin said: "Originally we also planned to use "Tianxia" as the name of the guild. However, everyone rejected this name and said that it didn't sound distinctive! So we decided to rename it.
A name!" "Then what name are you going to use?" I asked
Wang Xin said: "It's still under discussion! I just want to ask you if you have any good names or ideas!"
I joked: "Let's just name it after my "rookie". It would be so interesting to lead a group of rookies to kill the world's masters!" "Oh! It sounds really interesting!" Wang Xin said with a smile.
I felt a little nervous and said: "You don't really plan to use the name Rookie!"
Wang Xin chuckled and said, "Maybe!"
"Halo! There must be no one added, novice, no one wants to say that he is a rookie!"
"Isn't that you!" Wang Xin said with a smile: "Yeah! Okay, let's not talk about it for now, I have to eat, otherwise Batian will start to scream."
When talking about Tyrant, Wang Xin always felt like she was gritting her teeth. I smiled and said, "That's good! Remember, it's best not to fight the Dark Army head-on now. We're not strong enough!"
"Yeah! Okay 8888"
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After hanging up the phone, I started to read the reactions to this war on the forum. Most people said that Wang Xin and the others fought well. With such a small number of people, they were able to defeat the Dark Army and the others so badly. In the end,
