Could it be that Zhao Niuniu is suffering from epilepsy and going crazy?
I've already told you lies, why are you still looking at me like that?
What are your hands doing? I am not that casual, ah! I stood up in a hurry and ran out of the classroom door
Zhao Niuniu squinted his eyes and said, "What do you think of that Li Youqian?"
There was only one person sitting next to her, and that person was Mu Yun. Mu Yun thought for a moment and said, "That's good!"
Zhao Niuniu slapped him on the head and said angrily: "I'm asking you how her strength compares to mine. What nonsense are you thinking about!"
Mu Yun covered his head and said: "I think this person named Li Youqian is not simple. She is a stumbling block for you, Sister Niu, to dominate the campus. This kind of person must be stepped on hard and let her know how steel is made."
Yes, she won’t dare to get sick!"
Zhao Niuniu nodded with satisfaction and said: "That's exactly what I thought!"
As a student, the biggest task is to study, but I am different. I have nothing to do and have already set my goals. Even if I want to take my time, I have to consider Chu Chu. She still has three months to go.
We are getting married. In order to prevent her from this painful marriage, I also want to grow up quickly. In fact, I am a bit wishful thinking. To bring down a gang, just by developing power on campus, it is simply a fool's dream to bring down a gang.
, I should start with the economy first. Of course, because of my age, I didn’t think about it that much!
Mu Yun is a good candidate to take in my younger brother, but seeing how dissatisfied he is with me, I must communicate with him, and it is best to save his life, so that he can follow me wholeheartedly.
However, how could he be beaten so easily?
Observe him for a few days to find his weaknesses, then I will target his weaknesses and launch a fierce attack to take him down!
I lit a cigarette and was about to finish the cigarette and then went to observe his. Unexpectedly, before I could take a puff, someone took it away from my mouth.
Damn it, who wants to die? Then let me help you!
When I looked up, an old man wearing glasses stood in front of me and said loudly: "Do you know where this is?"
I was stunned and asked in confusion: "Where did the two hundred and fifty come from? This is the No. 1 Middle School of Xiahai City. Could it be your home?"
The man became furious and said, "What did you say? You said I was 250, do you know who I am?"
I still don't care about the psycho. I don't want to smoke anymore. I'm going back to the classroom to see my sister, oh no, to see Mu Yun.
Hey, why are you grabbing my clothes? I'm not someone to be trifled with. Do you believe I got mad?
The man said: "This is a sacred campus. You dare to smoke, which has completely defiled the sacred campus. Please hand over all your cigarettes to me and let me destroy them for you!"
Damn! These are fine cloud smoke, why should I give them to you! I shook his hand, but to my surprise, he stood up and grabbed my sleeve again.
"As the dean of students, I order you to hand over your cigarettes quickly. Since this is your first offender, I can consider giving you a major demerit instead of expelling you!" The man smiled evilly.
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I was stunned. This person is the dean of students. I heard that the dean of students is the natural nemesis of the students. They walk in the darkness and give you a fatal blow in the light. They are despicable, cheating, and do all kinds of evil. It is simply
They are just gentle beasts, scum of the educational world.
Of course, this was told to me by a gangster next to Sister Nan who was once expelled from school by the school’s dean of discipline. As for the credibility, let’s not go into details.
However, I can't just write a big demerit on the first day of school!
I hurriedly took out my fine Yunyan from my pocket, handed it to the dean of students, and said: "Hello, dean, I'm new here, and I'm not sensible. I thought that high schools don't prohibit students from smoking. You see, if you don't forget it, this
The pack of cigarettes is yours!"
The dean of students grabbed my cigarette and put it back in his pocket. He said angrily: "What, forget it, this sacred campus, I have such a glorious career, you actually want to bribe me, no, keep yours."
name!"
Oops, the dean of students is really not as well-known as a first sight, he is not a good person!
The dean of students saw me not speaking for a long time and said angrily: "I have a question for you, what is your name?"
"Li Big Bird!"
With a bang, I was pushed by the dean of students. The dean of students said angrily: "Li Daniao, I still have Li Dazhao!" As he said that, he took away the badge from my chest and said: "Liu Dehua, that's it.
Come to the office to see me tomorrow and let me educate you on how to be a qualified student!"
Said that I walked away with eight steps!
Facing his back, I raised my middle finger! Looks like I have to go there tomorrow
I walked back to the classroom depressedly and walked to the back of the classroom.
At this time, there was a beautiful woman sitting in the front row of me
After being influenced by so many beauties, there are fewer and fewer girls who can catch my eye, but the one in front of me will definitely be ranked among the top three in our class.
I never imagined that such a top-notch person would appear in the super class.
Different from Youqian, she is also a beautiful woman. Youqian gives people a feeling of being repelled thousands of miles away, but this beauty is exactly the opposite of Youqian. When she is sitting there, when she is not smiling, her face is full of
Laughing
Her eyelashes are naturally long, and her watery eyes match her oval face, which makes her look like a fox fairy in the movie. Yes, she looks so much like a fox fairy. Such a girl, standing there, is full of charm,
She is someone who makes people unable to resist chatting up. She seems to be very kind to everyone.
She was wearing a green T-shirt, and she was holding a boy's and girl's magazine in her hand, looking at it with relish. After a while, the beauty covered her mouth and laughed. It seemed that what she saw was extremely interesting.
things
In fact, I can tell jokes, which are much funnier than the stories in magazines. Do you want to hear them?
The boy next to her looked at the blackboard, then turned to look at her face and then looked at the blackboard again.
I got over it, he was so wretched, why should he be more upright? I looked at him with disdain, then looked at the beauty, then looked at him again, and then looked at the beauty again.
Hey hey! Why do you cover your mouth when a beauty smiles? I like it when you open your mouth and smile, smile!
The beauty put the boys and girls on the table. She was probably tired of looking at them. She put her hands next to her eyes, did some eye exercises and gently shook her hair.
It’s closer, it’s even closer, wow, I can’t stop it! Oops!
Her hair hit my face. It smells so good. What brand of shampoo is it? I’ll give He Min a bottle when I get home!
Then the beauty turned to look at me and said, "I'm sorry, I hit you!"
I shook my head in flattery and said, "Nothing!"
The beauty said: "Haha, what's your name?"
"My name is......"
"My name is Guo Shouyin, the miser's Shou, the silver's silver, not the hand you think~yin!" I forgot to explain, it's true that I am sitting behind the beautiful woman, and I also sit at the same table with Guo Shouyin
Damn it, the beauty is asking me how I am?
The beauty thought for a moment, looked at Guo Shouyin angrily, and said, "Shameless!" She turned her head as she spoke.
I looked at Guo Shouyin next to me with some anger.
Guo Shouyin said: "Why are you looking at me?"
You interrupted my self-introduction, so I won’t say anything. You actually made the beauty turn away in anger. You made me not want to beat you!
"Are you really second in our class?"
Guo Shouyin nodded and said, "It's guaranteed to be replaced if it's fake!"
Now I've come up with another idiom, I'll go!
Guo Shouyin thought for a moment, seemed to have figured out the key point, and stabbed the beautiful woman in front of me with his hand.
Brother, why are you stabbing so hard? Do you have any grudge against the beauty?
Also, after you stab her, you should put your hand there and wait for her to look back. You can't, you can't take your hand back!
Sure enough, the fox girl turned her head, glared at me, and asked, "What are you doing?"
I was about to explain that it was the person next to me, but the fox girl turned her head
Oops, I left a bad impression on the beauty again. This Guo Shouyin, are you my nemesis, Liu Dehua?
Guo Shouyin was addicted to stabbing people, and he hit me again~ Damn, I couldn’t sit idly by, I grabbed Guo Shouyin’s hand
Guo Shouyin tried hard to break free, but he couldn't. Hum, if my right arm hadn't been injured, you wouldn't have been able to move.
Sister Fox turned her head again and saw Guo Shouyin's hand that I was holding. She also saw Guo Shouyin in pain and me with an excited face. She said to me: "What on earth are you going to do?"
What? What am I going to do? Am I helping you, okay?
Guo Shouyin said: "Can you let go of my hand first?" His voice was extremely aggrieved, just like Dou E's husband. Uh, forgive me, I haven't watched "Dou E's Injustice"
The fox girl stretched out her charming hand and grabbed my hand
It's so soft and slippery, what a good girl! Huh? What are you doing? I tried hard for a long time, but I didn't see any slack in my hand.
She finally got impatient and said, "Let him go. You can do whatever you want. Why are you taking advantage of others?"
I explained: "No, it's him!" I pointed at Guo Shouyin.
Guo Shouyin hurriedly said: "I am nothing. I am the second in our class. Please give me your advice!"
The fox girl snorted and said: "You are not a good bird either!"
I snickered!
The fox girl glared at me and said, "You are neither!"
I said, "I am number one in our class. Do you think I look like a bad person?"
Fox girl was stunned and said: "Are you Liu Dehua?"
Aha, I really want to be low-key, but why does my figure look like a tree in the wind?
I nodded, and the fox girl said: "My name is Li Mengyao, and I will be my classmate from now on. If I don't know any questions, I have to rely on you~"
"Fuck me! I'm very good at it!" The inappropriate voice came again.
Li Mengyao and I ignored his words!
By the way, Li Mengyao will rely on me from now on. Should I let her rely on me or should I let her rely on me? Hehe! Suddenly I saw a murderous look coming towards me.
Uh, you are beautiful!
The second update will be posted at 4pm today! Thank you!