I listened to you just now, I don’t want to listen to you this time, otherwise others will think something happened to us!
Li Mengyao held her chin with her hand and looked at me and Guo Shouyin from behind, tapping on the table with the other hand, obviously extremely bored.
Whether she is bored or serious, beauties are so pleasing to the eye. How can we keep beauties from being bored?
I said to Guo Shouyin: "How about I tell you a riddle and I ask you to guess it?" In fact, I wanted to tell a riddle to Li Mengyao, but I couldn't explain it, so I had to ask our classmate Guo for help.
Guo Shouyin said: "I am known as the riddle killer, the nemesis of brain teasers. Am I afraid of you? Just tell me!"
Li Mengyao clapped her hands and said, "I want it too, I want to participate too, just tell me!"
By the way, I despise myself very much now. How could I look at a beautiful woman with such evil eyes? But when I took a look at the classmates around me, they all looked like pigs, so I felt a little more balanced.
I opened my mouth and said: "If you are stuck in your mouth, you are neither apricot nor stupid. If you speak difficult words, you are not good at writing!"
This is a riddle that my mother often asked me when I was a child. I guessed it for a long time but couldn't figure it out. When I finally found out the answer, I felt a little dissatisfied!
After I finished speaking, I looked at Li Mengyao. Li Mengyao was really thinking deeply and said, "Sleepy?"
Ahem, I repeated the content of the riddle
Li Mengyao said: "It's not Xing, it's not stupid, it's not sleepy, what is it? Is it Ye?"
Guo Shouyin said: "I know, I know!"
"What word?" Li Mengyao looked at him, with a hint of admiration on his face
Hey hey hey, I came up with this riddle, okay? If you want to admire me, it should be me too!
Guo Shouyin continued: "It is..."
Li Mengyao pushed him and said: "I hate it, tell me now!"
Damn it, you little kid, don’t whet Li Mengyao’s appetite. If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you have something to say, say it quickly. You want to pick up girls in front of me, and you don’t even look at how much you weigh.
Guo Shouyin's performance makes me hate him more and more
Guo Shouyin said: "It is, Liu Dehua is talking nonsense, there is no such word at all!"
I'm going to fuck you! Not only do you have a face that deserves a beating, but your mouth also likes to spray shit!
Li Mengyao burst into laughter, and when she laughed, her breath was like blue, making Guo Shouyin and I scramble to breathe, snatching away the only resources!
Li Mengyao said: "If you don't, then you won't, so don't talk nonsense!"
Guo Shouyin said: "I was just joking. Of course I can understand such a simple question!" After saying that, he looked at me proudly and said, "The word for this is bundle, right?"
Damn it, he actually knows!
Li Mengyao was the first to say: "No, no! The tree does not have a 'mouth', only a 'wood', and there is an extra word 'right', no, no!"
Guo Shouyin looked at me with an expression of shame and asked: "Liu Dehua, are you right?"
I nodded and said, "You're lucky!"
Li Mengyao refused to give up and said to me: "Are you confused? How could you be right?"
I was about to explain, but our classmate Shouyin stepped ahead of me and said: "The so-called 'bunch' is not a 'tree' of leaves, but a bunch of flowers. I will write it for you and you can take a look!"
Then he took out his pen and notebook, wrote the word " beam " on it, and said calmly: "How is it?"
Li Mengyao smiled slightly and said: "I understand!"
I said disdainfully: "Did you guess it yourself?"
Guo Shouyin spread his hands and said, "Could it be that you told me secretly?"
Why do I feel that every time this Guo Shouyin says something, it's like he stabbed me with a sword, and I don't seem to have offended him? Well, keep a low profile, keep a low profile, there is no need to get angry with this kind of person!
Li Mengyao was amused by him again. It was strange. She was so stupid just now. Why? Now, it seems that Liu Xiahui is possessed. There are endless tricks to pick up girls. I seriously doubt that the Guo Shouyin who introduced himself just now is completely different from the current Guo Shouyin.
not alone
Damn it, it’s like I’ve become a foil! And this Guo Shouyin is getting more and more awesome. If he were taller, richer and more handsome, wouldn’t he become rich and handsome? Ahem, it seems like I
With such conditions, he is also tall, rich and handsome!
I said dissatisfiedly: "Then you have one!"
Guo Shouyin smiled coldly and said, "Then I'll give you one!"
A cold light flashed in the corner of his eyes, and he said: "Listen up!"
I'll go, the prelude is pretty good, it just depends on your main text!
Then he said the main text: "This word is not difficult to guess, and it can't be separated!"
This guy was so shameless when he read and paused! I looked at him and waited for his next words.
He actually stopped talking and looked like he was waiting for an answer. To be honest, I felt like he really deserved a beating!
Guo Shouyin said: "You answer!"
You have finished speaking, brother, are you underestimating my IQ of 250?
I said: "Can you finish the riddle first?"
Guo Shouyin smiled smartly and said, "It's already said!"
Li Mengyao was amused again. Am I funny? But when she laughed, her fox eyes narrowed, so beautiful! I like it!
I said "Oh" and thought about it carefully. He said, "It's not difficult to guess the word, and it doesn't separate." What does it mean that it doesn't separate?
Li Mengyao had already used her little fox brain to think that she, like me, didn't know what the word was, so she asked: "Is it a crossword puzzle?"
Guo Shouyin said: "Yes!"
What on earth is "and" and "not separated"? Without "not", you are "and"? Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey?
After thinking for a long time, I finally surrendered when I saw Li Mengyao also looked decadent. How could I bear to let a beautiful woman suffer?
I poked the smug Guo Shouyin next to me and almost knocked him to the ground.
Li Mengyao said: "Hey, what are you doing? You don't have to do anything if you can't guess it?"
Um, Miss, what are you looking at? Why do you always defend him? I am the number one in our class and he is the supporting role, okay? Wasn’t your attitude towards me just now very good? It’s really depressing.
I rushed to Guo Shouyin, who had escaped from the panic: "I can't guess what word you said!"
Guo Shouyin had an expression that I had expected, and he snorted coldly: "The word is 'face'"
Did I hear that right? He said it was the character for ‘face’
I asked: "How can we meet?"
Guo Shouyin said: "Listen carefully, and they are not separated, that is, 'er' and 'qi' are not separated. Don't 'er' and 'qi' add up to the same 'noodle'?"
Li Mengyao smiled and covered her mouth and said, "That's it! I'm such a fool!"
Women who say they are stupid are often smart. What's more, if you have a vixen look, no matter how you hide it, you will look smart, unless you go to Africa for plastic surgery!
Although I also knew that the answer was the word mien, this did not mean that I would not cause trouble for Guo Shouyin. I said dissatisfiedly: "How can it be 'face'? And if we don't separate it, it won't be 'face'."
, did you eat the two vertical lines in the middle of the word 'er'?"
Guo Shouyin waved his hand helplessly towards Li Mengyao, as if to say, if you are bitten by a mad dog, will you defend yourself?
In fact he didn't say anything, I was just guessing!
Li Mengyao covered her mouth and snickered, but seeing my depressed look, she stopped smiling and said, "Liu Dehua, what's wrong? You are so smart, but you just don't know it sometimes. Don't you feel inferior like this?"
Do I have low self-esteem? What a joke, will I have low self-esteem? After all, I have the memories of so many people, will I have low self-esteem?
Li Mengyao said: "Then I will give you a super difficult guess!"
Whatever a beautiful woman says can make people excited. Guo Shouyin and I have a rare agreement. Both of us are totally respectful.
Li Mengyao narrowed her eyes and said: "A little Japanese took a knife and killed a person, bleeding four drops of blood!"
Um, this is the word puzzle that she said was super difficult? Isn't this the word puzzle that I heard the kids nagging about in my kindergarten?
Looking at Li Mengyao's serious look, I wanted to laugh a little
When I want to laugh, I usually can't hold it in, so I just...
Well, let me tell you an experience, never laugh at a beautiful woman
Li Mengyao not only had a beautiful face, but also beautiful ears. She frowned and asked, "Why are you laughing?" After speaking, she looked at Guo Shouyin again and asked, "Can you do it?"
Guo Shouyin smiled and shook his head, as if looking at his doting lover, Li Mengyao showed a proud smile.
"I knew this word puzzle in kindergarten!" Haha, Guo Shouyin didn't know the word puzzle that my kindergarten knew. You can do it too. Today, I proudly glanced at Guo Shouyin, who was still giggling, and said, "Isn't it just the word 'zhao'?
?I’ve heard it since kindergarten!”
I turned to look at Li Mengyao, are you coming? Look at me with your unique hero-worshipping gaze.
Unexpectedly, Li Mengyao gave her a blank look in return.
It's not a good move for a woman to roll her eyes, but beauties are different, beauties have privileges. Li Mengyao said: "Okay, you are considered to be powerful, right?"
But after saying that, he no longer looked at me.
There was no need to guess riddles anymore. The two of them worked together like brothers and sisters who had been separated for many years. They were very immersed in the conversation.
"There is a river next to our house. In the summer, we often go there to fish. You are barefoot and are washed by the water of the river. It is really comfortable!" Guo Shouyin said!
Li Mengyao said: "Oh, haha, I must go and see it if I have the chance!"
Guo Shouyin said: "Next weekend, I happen to be free!"
Hey hey hey, do you think I don’t exist? Li Mengyao, the time to test your willpower is coming.
"OK!"
Hey, why is your willpower so weak?
Don't even think about it! I interjected: "I like fishing the most, count me in!"
Li Mengyao glanced at me curiously and said, "You also like fishing?"