I have no choice, today I have to see that damned one, the legendary school bully, our dean of students.
After my deliberation yesterday, this goddamn guy is called Xu Youcai. Regardless of his name, let’s talk about his appearance. Although he wears a pair of glasses, his unbeatable face has given him away. Yes, he
It's the dean of students
I absolutely cannot let him give me a demerit today.
Well, today I am going to copy his memory. With a person's memory, there is a handle on this person. No one is perfect, and I don't believe that he will be careful about his private life.
Office of the Dean of Students
I slowly moved toward his door. There shouldn't be anyone there at such an early hour?
Unexpectedly, the dean’s voice came from inside
There was actually someone there. I opened the door and was about to shout a report! But I discovered a shocking scene.
In the office, next to a computer, there was a dirty man. His glasses were so crooked on the bridge of his nose that they were about to fall to the ground. But he didn't realize it. He was staring at the computer screen through the crooked glasses. The computer screen.
Flashing and flashing, the gray flesh is exposed. Let me go. It doesn't matter if the dean of students is watching that kind of movie. He also has a right hand under his crotch, surging back and forth. It's really a sin. It's a sin.
Xu Youcai's ears not only listened to the sounds inside the headphones, but also heard the sounds outside.
You are so old, you should also pay attention to your health? Isn't this Xu Youcai not married?
He turned off the monitor in fear, lifted up his pants, and said angrily: "Don't you know how to knock on the door?"
I smiled and shook my head. You openly fucked and masturbated in school, and you still had so much confidence in what you said. Do you want me to call the principal?
He said: "Come and sit down, what do you see?"
I said: "I didn't see anything!"
He snorted coldly, handed me my badge, and said coldly: "Write a 10,000-word review and give it to me. Your punishment will be announced when the national flag is raised next Monday!"
This guy, didn’t you understand what I meant? What I just said that I didn’t see anything means that the two of us should study it carefully, and it’s better for you, as if nothing is wrong! I reminded: “Director, is it bad for both sides to lose?”
The dean of students sneered and said, "Both sides suffer, you just accept the punishment. What does it have to do with me?"
Then I'll break some news for you. I coughed and said, "Director, actually, I saw a little bit of it just now!"
Xu Youcai said: "So what if I see it? Does the school stipulate that teachers are not allowed to do this?"
This Xu Youcai is really talented. If you are allowed to do it, why don’t you go home and see you? Mom is going to take a bath. Isn’t that not allowed? Of course, I didn’t dare to say these things in my mind, so I said: "
Aren’t you afraid of ruining your reputation?”
Xu Youcai said: "My duty is to educate students. If students make mistakes, they should be punished. Don't talk to me about useless things. You should go back and prepare your 10,000-word examination!"
This Xu Youcai must be a lunatic. A 10,000-word examination is difficult for a master who writes novels to write 10,000 words a day. I am a high school student, and if you ask me to write a 10,000-word examination, I will make it up!
It seems that I can only use my trump card. Apart from dealing with Yi Qiang, I have never failed in my ability - copying your memory.
Through his head, copying his memory, I laughed
This Xu Youcai is really talented. My suspicion just now was wrong. He has a wife, but his wife doesn’t have a good relationship with him. He hasn’t touched his wife for three months. No wonder he gets up so early.
, studying that kind of film in the office
To say that this Xu Youcai has never accepted bribes from others, of course, what he confiscated himself does not count. Anything confiscated by him will not be taken out.
I confiscated a mobile phone and threw the card into the sewer and gave it to my son. I confiscated a pack of cigarettes and smoked them myself. I confiscated my premium Yunyan mp3 and psp and gave them to my son to play with. I also confiscated my love letters.
On the note, he remembered the couple, and then focused on following up on the two lovers. When the lovers were kissing or groping each other, he rushed out, grabbed the couple, and asked them to write a 10,000-word review.
Well, he was abused by his wife at home, so he never tired of abusing others. He happened to be in such a position, which led to more and more students being abused by him! I forgot to mention that his son is 6 years old this year.
Even though the little guy is 6 years old, countless mobile phones and electronic products have been destroyed in his hands!
However, he has never received a bribe. A classmate once gave him a package of specialties from his hometown. He made a serious mistake. When the national flag was raised, the classmate was raped in front of all the teachers and students in the school.
, gave him an education, and he was personally praised by the principal
Later, he became even more addicted and often stayed up late at night just to catch the lovers secretly having sex on campus, which led to the breakup of his family. He had an affair with his wife and stopped paying attention to him from then on.
, it has been more than three months
Let me go, how could there be such a person? How can I threaten him without any evidence?
I scratched my head and said, "Director, do you want to crawl into your wife's bed tonight?" It seems that I can only help him solve his most difficult problem. As long as this problem is solved, he will definitely not be in trouble.
Me?
Xu Youcai was stunned and asked: "How do you know about me?"
How do I know, I just know, how about it? You bite me? But what is in my heart cannot be exposed in my mouth, but I say: "I know many things, such as director, this is the seventh time you have been here
You are doing such shameless things in the office!" When I mentioned the word 'shameless', my heart skipped a beat and I scolded the dean of students. It just felt different!
Xu Youcai was stunned, looked at me with some fear, and said: "Why do you want to investigate me? No, you just came to study today, how could you come to investigate me in advance?"
I laughed and said, "I also know that you only do this once a week!"
"That's enough!" For a student to say such an embarrassing thing calmly, Xu Youcai was very angry and said angrily: "Are you done yet?"
Okay, I was silent, turned around and walked out the door
"etc!"
I ignored him and continued walking to the classroom!
"Come back here!" He ran over, grabbed me by the collar, and dragged me into his office.
It was morning, very early in the morning, but that didn’t mean there was no one on campus. A female classmate had just finished memorizing the key points outlined by the teacher yesterday and was about to go back to the dormitory to wash her face and have a meal. She passed by the dean’s office on the way and couldn’t help but
She covered her mouth and said to herself: "It turns out that the dean of students likes men!" Thinking about it, he hurriedly left with some fear.
The dean of students pushed me down on the sofa and asked, "Tell me, is there any way I can make my wife forgive me?" After saying that, as if he had made up his mind, he said, "If you can help, I will
, I can handle this matter lightly!"
What I want is your words. I pointed to my throat and said: "I have been thinking about you all morning, and I didn't even have time to drink water!"
"You..." The dean of students was about to have a seizure, but he thought of his mother-in-law's tenderness on the bed, coughed and said, "Can I get you a glass of water?"
"Thanks!"
While drinking water, I analyzed him: "Your wife is just guessing that you are having an affair. To deal with a vicious person like your wife, she must be severely ravaged!"
"Well, that makes sense! But what kind of ravaging method is it?"
"Go to the drugstore and buy a pack of 'Wu Zetian'. I'm sure she will make you want to die tonight!" Taking a sip of tea, I crossed my legs and opened the computer that the dean of students had turned on.
"What is 'Wu Zetian'?" the dean of students was stunned and asked, not knowing why.
"It's that kind of thing!" I opened the folder on my computer and found the movie he had downloaded under a folder called information!
This person is really good...but this is indeed information, information to educate us as adults.
The dean understood and said, "Then, do you need to do anything else?"
I shook my head and said: "No need to do anything else. From now on, as long as she is disobedient, I will give you a bag and keep it so that she will be obedient to you from now on."
The dean of students was overjoyed and thought this method was feasible. The two looked at each other and laughed a few times. He suddenly retracted his smile and said coldly: "Go back first and remember to write a five thousand word examination!"
Damn it, aren’t you going to pursue it?
I reminded: "Aren't we not going to pursue the case?"
The dean of students smiled sinisterly and said: "Who said I won't pursue the case? I said I will deal with it leniently! Don't you understand that I will be dealt with leniently?"
This bastard wants to kill the donkey, so there is no way to play like this
I suppressed my desire to go berserk and said, "Then what does it mean to be treated lightly?"
The dean of students smiled sinisterly and said: "The so-called lenient treatment means that I have reduced you by 5,000 words. Why don't you leave quickly!"
How could there be such a bastard teacher? I couldn't help but stand up, grabbed his collar, and said angrily: "You idiot!"
The dean of students was calm in the face of danger and said like a general: "Don't talk nonsense, just let me go! If you don't let me go, I can expel you from school and put you on probation!"
I threw it hard, and the dean of students was thrown to the sofa. He spat on the ground with disdain and said coldly: "We'll see!"
I walked out of the dean's office with a depressed look on my face. This hypocrite will definitely not have good results!
I'd better go back to the classroom and see if Li Mengyao has come to school. Talk to her and have a heart-to-heart talk. It will definitely purify my soul.