012 I heard someone wanted to write me a love letter
It's a good time in early autumn, and a group of people are waiting for military training
The old class said: "You are students in the super class. You can overcome any difficulties. Now, let's go to the playground to line up and let's fight together!"
The students who had not received military training were all excited, while the students who had received military training showed expressions of pain and nostalgia.
I think for me, military training and stuff like that are just child's play. Since taking the medicine Sister Nan gave me, my physical fitness is not as good as usual.
Everyone hurried to the supermarket to buy mineral water or something
We all stood in line, but the instructor hasn't arrived yet
Someone complained in a low voice: "I'm going, but why don't I come? If I don't come, I'll be dismissed early!"
No one answered him, and the instructor still didn't come
A female instructor wearing a hat walked up not far away, she was probably our instructor!
What she has on her face is the vitality and heroism that boys lack. Her height makes people look up to her, and her skin makes people dare not compliment her. I can’t help it. I guess it’s because she stands in the sun for a long time.
Don’t you know how to put some sunscreen on your body? What? No one will do it for you. If you don’t mind, I can...
"Students in the third row and sixth column, I emphasize again, get out of the queue!"
I have said that I am a very low-key person, so I never stand in the first row to count, nor do I sit in the last row to give others a back-up. I like to be surrounded by everyone, and I usually
I like to sit in the third row or the second row. Today, I didn’t arrive very quickly, so I stood in the third row.
Didn't you call me?
I counted, and it seemed like it was really calling me.
Bite the bullet and walk out
The female instructor held the whip in her hand. Oh, no, I misjudged it. It was a baton?
It's strange. You are an instructor and not a musician. Why are you holding a baton in your hand and asking everyone to sing along with you?
The female instructor walked slowly behind me and said, "Put your chest out!"
My breasts are always perky, okay?
The female instructor said loudly: "This classmate's standing posture is still good, everyone should remember it!"
"I'll go!" someone in the crowd whispered.
"Who is it!" The female instructor was furious and scanned the team.
No one answered her, which made her very angry. The instructor's authority cannot be questioned. What is your attitude?
"Are you going to tell me?" The female instructor's baton was tapping back and forth on her hand, and her face returned to calm.
no one pays attention to her
She smiled slightly and said: "If you don't say yes, then we will be punished together. If you have the guts, you will bring trouble to the people in your class!"
Everyone looked at each other, wondering what punishment she would have?
The female instructor smiled coldly and said: "Everyone disperse, each person does twenty push-ups!"
Twenty push-ups, although not a lot, is still quite difficult for children who have just received military training.
Everyone dispersed dissatisfied, and someone spoke up
This person was Mu Yun. He walked out with eight-figure steps, shook his arms, glanced at the instructor with disdain, and said: "I said, don't punish the students in the class!"
I looked at Mu Yun with some surprise. This Mu Yun has a pretty good character.
Of course, apart from being a bit uglier than me, physically a bit weaker than me, standing a bit more awkward than me, and being less courageous than me, it’s really pretty good.
He actually walked out on his own and was willing to be punished for the sake of his classmates.
The female instructor nodded and said, "Okay, very talented!"
He glanced at the instructor with disdain and lowered his head.
The female instructor said: "Then, please crawl on the ground and do twenty push-ups!"
Mu Yun said: "Tell the instructor that my health is not very good and I can't do twenty push-ups!"
This is clearly a provocation! This guy looks like a rebellious master at first glance. I wonder how much Zhao Niuniu spent to buy him.
"Okay, if you don't do it, I will approve your leaving the team. I will not sign the military training report for you, so you go!" the female instructor said.
The so-called military training report probably refers to whether a person has military training? I don’t know exactly what it is. It should be recorded in the file. I looked at Mu Yun with some gloating.
Mu Yun said: "Tell the instructor, I need a male instructor, not a female instructor!" After speaking, he glanced at the female instructor with disdain and said: "How can a mentally retarded person instruct a strong person?"
The female instructor smiled slightly, threw the baton in her hand to the ground, waved to him, and said: "Come over and wrestle with me. As long as you can knock me down, you don't have to participate in military training!"
Mu Yun's eyes lit up and he said, "This is true!"
The female instructor said: "A gentleman's words are hard to catch up with!"
Mu Yun was overjoyed and rushed towards the female instructor.
Between the two of us, you grab my shoulder, and I grab your shoulder, and neither one lets the other go!
This Mu Yun does have two skills. I nodded secretly. The female instructor did not expect that the opponent, a boy who had just graduated from the third grade of junior high school, could be so capable. Gradually, I felt that I was becoming more and more at a disadvantage, and I was very anxious.
Looking at Mu Yun's despicable smile, I smiled sinisterly. Ahem, no, it was a warm smile. I am so upright and would not show a sinister smile.
Two people were wrestling next to me. I stretched out a leg secretly and gently pulled Mu Yun forward. Mu Yun immediately fell forward.
I'm secretly happy, I asked you to have an affair with Youqian in front of me, I told you to eat shit
Mu Yun fell forward, but in front of him was the instructor
The instructor was tall, almost the same as Mu Yun. The place where Mu Yun fell was exactly where she was standing.
In a panic, she didn't know what was going on. Then she felt a pain in her chest. She looked down and saw that the ravine in the middle of her Saintess Peak had been invaded by Mu Yun's head.
If I go, shouldn’t I make a fool of myself? How can I still enjoy the beauty? No, no, no!
The instructor screamed, as if there were fleas on his body, and pushed Mu Yun away. Mu Yun was so intoxicated that he fell to the ground in a daze.
The female instructor was also a bold woman. She raised her slender legs and stepped on Mu Yun who was lying on the ground many times.
Seeing Mu Yun's painful expression, I felt happy. Suddenly I found a pair of worried eyes in the team. It was You Qian.
Am I taking it too lightly? Will You Qian be fascinated by someone as handsome as Mu Yun? This is not a good sign.
Mu Yun stood up from the ground with a red face. The female instructor was very young and also had a big red face. Mu Yun said: "I'm sorry instructor, I accept the punishment!" After saying that, he climbed down and completed twenty push-ups in one go.
The female instructor arranged her clothes and said: "Cracked!" Ahem, she seemed to be talking about returning to the line!
Mu Yun returned to the team
The female instructor looked at me again and said to the students: "That's it, please tighten your hands a little harder!"
I hummed and clasped my hands under my trouser legs. The instructor shook his head and said, "Clamp your right hand tightly!"
Um, no, my right arm is still injured, so it’s a bit difficult!
The instructor didn't know what I was thinking, so he continued: "Hurry up and tighten it!"
As she spoke, she stretched out a hand to help me stick to my clothes. The instructor was still not satisfied and said, "Don't move!" After saying that, she took her hand away and my right arm drooped out again.
The female instructor said: "Let your right arm be the same as your left arm, do you understand?"
I explained: "Tell the instructor that my right arm was dislocated more than a month ago, so it's not very smooth!"
I told the truth. I don’t know where I offended her. She was furious and said: "Do you think I am a fool? I am dislocated. Will it be cured in a month? You can do twenty push-ups for me, oh no."
, it’s forty!”
I looked at her furiously with a smile, I really didn't understand what was going on?
She said: "I've been hurting my bones for a hundred days, do you think I'm a fool?"
Well, it seems that my body is too strong! Isn’t it just forty push-ups?
I said, "Tell the instructor, can I do a hundred?"
Someone in the team muttered to show off, but they didn’t dare to speak louder anymore.
"Oh?" The female instructor Ruo glanced at me with interest and said, "Okay, try it! This is the first time I've seen someone like to be punished!"
I hummed and crawled underground
A girl in the crowd was surprised: "Oh my god, he actually has to do push-ups with one hand, and it's still his left hand!"
"It's actually the left hand!"
The crowd was in chaos, and Mu Yun said disdainfully: "Pretending to be cool, I guess he can't last even five of them!"
The female instructor waved her baton and said loudly: "Shut up, everyone. Is there anyone who wants to be punished like him?"
As expected, the crowd became quite quiet, and everyone looked at me curiously as I rested my left hand on the ground.
One, two, three, four!
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"Thirty, thirty-one!" Many female classmates silently counted for me.
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Um, let me tell you one thing. You can’t be too pretentious. I was wrong. When I reached the ninety-eighth point, my body couldn’t bear it. Where are my super strong bones? Where is my explosive power?
Sister Nan, you are really hurting me, because of your medicine, I really thought I could make a hundred of them with one hand!
It's no longer possible. It's going to crack. Hey, he's going to kneel down!
At this moment, my ears are extremely sensitive. I want to hear if everyone will laugh at me. At this moment, I suddenly heard a sentence: "If he can make a hundred, I will write a love letter to him!"
Did I hear it correctly? Which beauty is so discerning?
I was close to death, but suddenly I came back to my senses and continued to do two push-ups. Finally, I did a hundred push-ups with one hand.
Haha, I, Liu Dehua, am indeed the best! I don’t need applause and flowers, I just need someone to write me a love letter today!
"Crack!" said the female instructor
I quickly walked back to the team
The pronunciation of "crack" is actually different from that of "guili". It's just that my thoughts are too upright and I always, uh, think in crooked ways!