My classmates were covered in sweat, and they felt quite refreshed in the morning. But it was not yet noon, and my whole body felt like it had been hollowed out. I had no strength. My eyes were a little blurry, and I secretly vowed never to do it again.
Don’t pretend, I’m so cool. If I hadn’t put in so much effort just now, I wouldn’t be so bad.
"If you don't have a teacher, call me instructor!" the female instructor said loudly, playing with the baton in her hand.
"Report to the instructor! I'm dizzy!"
"Bear it!" The instructor's mouth opened so wide that he could probably stuff an egg into it.
This instructor is a lunatic. Should I pretend to faint?
Hey, this girl in front of me, isn't she? I came up with the idea of pretending to be fainted, you can't snatch it from me!
But the girl in front of me had already fallen down towards me. When I looked closely, I saw that it was my classmate Xu Beijie. She must have really fainted. I caught her in a hurry and said loudly: "Teacher, she has fainted!"
The instructor no longer pursued me for calling her by the wrong name, and said, "Hurry up and help her go to the infirmary to have a look, but after that, you must come back!"
"Understood!" I supported Xu Beijie, feeling secretly happy.
I just came to school, so I pretended that I wasn’t very familiar with the school’s terrain. I’ll be back later, should I be fine?
I supported Xu Beijie and walked in the shade. It felt different. I finally got away from the female instructor's place. I shook Xu Beijie and said, "Okay, the instructor is far away from us and can't be seen anymore. Stop pretending?"
Xu Beijie opened her eyes, glanced at me, and then closed them again, panting: "Liu Dehua, do you know where the infirmary is?"
Having the memory of the Dean of Students made me quite familiar with the terrain of the school. Seeing that Xu Beijie was not really pretending to be sick, I quickly helped her towards the infirmary.
However, Xu Beijie became more and more powerless as he walked, didn't he? Don't scare me?
I said, "If you don't say anything, I will go behind your back?"
Xu Beijie nodded
I squatted down, Xu Beijie climbed on my back, and I trotted to the infirmary.
The teacher in the infirmary brought a glass of water and handed it to Xu Beijie. After she drank it, she improved a lot. What kind of water is this? Holy water? Is it better than strawberry juice?
Xu Beijie thanks
The doctor said: "Classmate, you have low blood sugar, right?"
Xu Beijie looked at me with a pitiful look and said, "Liu Dehua, thank you, I have nothing to do with you now?"
Here comes another master who removes millstones and kills donkeys. Who cares about you?
I hummed a little tune and walked out of the infirmary.
Find a cool place to stay for a while! Behind a rockery, I slowly squatted down
It's past nine o'clock now. I wonder what everyone is doing? I feel like smoking. Hey, if I had known earlier, I would have gone directly to the toilet to smoke. Who knew that Cheng Yaojin would show up halfway?
By the way, the dean of students is patrolling the school at this time. Why don't I go to the office and steal back, ahem, my cigarettes, and the note that punishes me. The dean of students' memory is not very good.
Maybe I'll forget about it next week?
Thinking of doing it, I looked around like a thief, but no one noticed me, so I came to the dean's office very secretly!
The door is locked, okay!
Um, don't get me wrong, the door is locked, I have my own way to unlock it. As mentioned above, our dean of students often forgets to bring the key because his memory is not very good, so he thought of a good way, which is to get an extra key.
I put the key, this key, on the door frame. There are no valuables inside anyway. Besides, no one likes to come to the office, so everything is fine all the time. When I forget to bring the key, it solves an urgent need.
Our dean of students is still complacent about this!
I touched the key, oh, done, opened the door, I locked the door from the inside first, found my cigarettes first, took out my cigarettes from his cabinet, fuck, there are three cigarettes left! Wow! This
Isn't it Zhonghua? It seems that this bastard has gained something again this morning. Hey, put my fine Yunyan back and took out Zhonghua.
I really couldn't hold it in any longer, so I took out one and lit it.
Well, it’s so refreshing! No matter whether you are a Zhonghua or a Yunyan, the cigarette that makes me happy is a good cigarette!
Sitting on the swivel chair of the dean of students, flicking cigarette ashes into the ashtray, this little brat is having a good time, and he always likes to find trouble with the students. Let me show you the color I gave you today!
I secretly opened his computer, opened QQ, and entered his QQ number! What? How did I know his QQ number? Please, I already have his memory, let alone his QQ number.
I even knew how long he lasted. I logged into his QQ account and wrote, "Fuck, how are you, mom?" and sent him a group message. Sure enough, someone responded after a while.
I was too lazy to see how others scolded him, so I quickly closed his QQ number.
I found the document that punished me, put it in my pocket and checked it again. I guess I was unaware of it?
My heartache was gone and I felt much better. I closed the door again and locked it seamlessly. This time I slowly walked back to the playground.
It happened that the instructor asked everyone to take a rest, and I blended in without her noticing.
The rest time is really too short. I just came back five minutes ago and have to gather again.
The female instructor pointed at a certain classmate. That classmate was in the front row. He was so scared that he almost peed his pants because he didn't know how to do push-ups at all. If he could do push-ups, he would probably be embarrassed.
Fortunately, the instructor did not ask him to do push-ups. It was just a false alarm and said: "Using you as the benchmark, spread out in gymnastics formation!"
The classmate was overjoyed, but he didn't know how to raise his fist, so he was punished by the instructor with ten push-ups and was dragged directly from heaven to hell.
That classmate tragically learned how to do push-ups
Facts tell us that as long as you work hard, no matter how difficult it is, you will get it done!
After standing back in the team, the female instructor walked into our team, especially those of us lurking in the middle. Maybe it was an illusion. I felt that the female instructor had a grudge against me, so she walked behind me and stopped.
Hey, sister, don’t be behind me. If I fall down, won’t you be frightened?
But the female instructor seemed to have evaporated from the house, as if she had never come in. I clearly remember her standing next to me, why did she disappear?
Could it be that I was already gone? Out of curiosity, I turned my head curiously. Unfortunately, I happened to see the female instructor with a wicked smile on her face.
The female instructor shook her pointer, oh no, it was a baton, and said angrily: "Look ahead, are you deaf?"
This was clearly a trap for me, so I turned my head away
The female instructor refused to give up and said: "You, get out of the queue and do it for me!"
Um, what are you doing? I walked out of the team angrily. I'm not like that fool Mu Yun. I contradicted the instructor and left a bad impression on the instructor. More importantly, I left a bad impression on my dear classmates.
Fortunately, I rested long enough just now and I can do more push-ups again.
"Twenty!" The female instructor is as iron-faced, ruthless and indifferent
After finishing twenty quickly, I automatically sorted them out.
By the way, the female instructor was still motionless behind my position, which made me feel uncomfortable. But after learning the lesson from last time, I didn’t dare to do anything but pray that she would leave me quickly so that I could take a breath.
Hey, our female instructor grabbed my hand as if I had robbed her of her first time. What are you going to do? I am not a casual person, but under your guidance, I violated your body and shouldn't have violated it.
It’s not my fault!
The female instructor said: "How unbecoming it is for a grown-up boy to have such long nails!"
One nitpick after another, wasn't it just that I was lazy for an hour? Is that all?
The female instructor continued: "Look, the mud between the nails has not been removed yet. It's really disgusting. When I see you in the afternoon, I hope you are clean!"
"clear!"
Finally gone, long live, the female instructor finally left. She bypassed the gap between the third row and the fourth row, walked to the gap between the second row and the third row, and stopped when she passed me.
Are you mistaken? What are you doing with my ass? Yours is not very big! I won’t look at you. At this moment, I raised my head and chest, looked forward, and saw her neck.
I really want to hit you, I thought evilly, and at this moment, the servant was shot again
Well, after Xu Beijie leaves, someone will naturally take over. The classmate who takes over is Zhao Niuniu.
Zhao Niuniu's stance was very standard, and her hands were probably squeezed tighter than the instructor's legs!
But her skin and stuff, just...
Sure enough, the instructor was unhappy and said angrily: "You are a high school student. Take a look at your neck. What is this? Did you come out of the sewer? Is there a shortage of water there? This afternoon
When you see me, I don’t want to see another dirty girl!”
Zhao Niuniu explained: "Tell the instructor, I did not come out of the sewer, I am a real estate tycoon..."
"That's enough, I don't want to listen to your nonsense. Anyway, when I saw you this afternoon, you were still dirty, so you are going to repeat the grade!"
"Yes, instructor!" Zhao Niuniu said to himself: "I don't even understand the personality. This instructor really doesn't understand us who are born in the 1990s!"
At half past eleven, everyone dispersed. Many people complained that the instructor was too strict. The instructor would ask us to practice military posture. There was nothing else but military posture, military posture, and it just so happened that this station was in military posture.
It’s more tiring than moving bricks!
I was sweating profusely, so I decided to take a shower first and then go home. When I got to the school bathhouse, I saw a girl walking past me with a flower basket. The fragrance of shower gel hit my nostrils.
I watched her leaving figure intoxicated, and then I saw the bath towel falling from her flower basket.
I kindly reminded: "Classmate, you dropped your bath towel!"