Today is Monday, the real start of school. Today there is the first class. Today there is the school’s weekly flag-raising ceremony.
Together with Chu Chu, I settled down the mentally retarded Li Chengzhu and I said goodbye to her.
Went to high school with Xiaoqiu
Because Xiaoqiu is a senior in high school, he studies very hard now, which is different from us who have just entered high school. He said that he studies until very late every day.
I really don’t know, you are already a rich second generation, why are you still working so hard?
Gradually, the flag-raising ceremony began. I followed my classmates cautiously to the flag and stood in a neat line.
I'm afraid, I'm afraid of being named and criticized by the dean of students
I hold my hand tightly. From today on, I can only rely on myself. My ability to copy is gone, and the dangers of society can no longer be seen.
The unpredictability of the future makes me somewhat fearful
For example, if the dean of students really educated me today in front of all the teachers and students in the school, I really don’t know what to do.
Xu Youcai, the dean of students, slowly walked towards the microphone, cleared his throat, and said: "Dear leaders, teachers of the school, dear students, good morning to everyone! There are freshmen among you, as well as old classmates who have just left the freshmen.
There are also students who have just entered the third year of high school. I know you are busy, but as the dean of students in the sacred campus, I have to bring everyone together. For the students who have contributed to the school, we must spare no effort to publicize and
To promote his spirit, we will severely criticize those who violate school disciplines and robber and robber!"
"I'm going to do this again. I'm tired of hearing it. Can't you come up with something else?" I heard the complaints from a classmate on the left.
On the left is the last class of the second year of high school. We are the first class of the first year of high school, so the two classes are next to each other. It seems that Xu Youcai often says this.
There were well-limbed high school freshmen below blindly applauding Xu Youcai. Xu Youcai nodded with satisfaction and said: "In the past week, I caught a few students who violated school disciplines. Today, we will tell them about their ugly deeds."
Expose them, let us spurn them together, supervise them, let us take a warning, be strict with ourselves, and be lenient to others. Students, have you heard this?"
"heard it!"
After that, I looked behind the dean of students and looked at the principal sitting on a chair among a group of school leaders. He was still drinking tea, as if nothing had happened. I was really speechless.
You bastard, you are unkind and unjust to me. I will expose your scandal to the public today. Who is afraid of me?
I turned around and glanced, it was Mu Yun and I said, "What are you doing?"
"What am I doing? I also want to ask you what you are doing? What did you do to Youqian? Why is Youqian so unhappy today?"
ah?
I followed his gaze and saw Youqian with a cold face. It's too bad. I left Youqian aside in order to save Chuchu yesterday. I'm really embarrassed.
I walked up to Youqian and said to a girl behind her: "Let's change!"
The girl was stunned and said: "Why?"
"Ahem, would you like to change?"
"No change!"
I went, why is there such a stupid guy? I explained: "I have something to talk to Li Youqian, can't you be accommodating?"
The girl said, "I'll accommodate you, but who will tolerate me?"
The boy who was sitting next to Youqian and I said, "Boy, let's change!"
Fortunately, the boy there was more reasonable and changed places with me.
When Youqian saw me coming over, she snorted and glanced elsewhere.
"Youqian!" I said
Youqian ignored me
"Youqian!" I tried to raise it a decibel
Youqian still ignored me!
"Hao Youqian, don't ignore me. There was a special reason for yesterday. Sister Chuchu is my savior. I can't just watch her being bullied."
Youqian snorted, but still didn't speak.
I became anxious, reached out and grabbed Youqian's sleeve, and said, "Don't be angry!" My scalp was a little numb, it was really troublesome!
Although Youqian usually has a weird temper, she won't ignore me for such a long time.
For me, ignoring me is more unbearable than hitting me and scolding me.
Silence is the best weapon for girls and the best tool for torturing boys
Youqian shook off my hand and said, "Don't touch me!"
Ahem, I met the disdainful looks of several boys and girls
It seems that Youqian is angry, so I won't get into trouble.
The dean of students' speech was over, and I couldn't hear clearly whether I was there or not. I asked the classmate in front of me: "Did the dean of students call me?"
The classmate shook his head and said: "The dean of discipline nominated students from Class 3 and Class 4, but not our Class 1. What's wrong? Did he also catch you?" The boy did not forget to ask curiously.
"Don't talk nonsense, I am so upright, how could I do that kind of thing!"
A big stone in my heart finally fell to the ground
"Now we invite our principal, who is also the school's Discipline Propaganda Committee and the school's party branch secretary, Chai Aiguo, to speak to us all. Let us welcome him with warm applause."
Then everyone saw the old principal Chai Aiguo, slowly taking over the microphone of the dean of students. Recently, Chai Aiguo has never felt at ease. Not to mention the fear that his video will be exposed, what he is most worried about is that his
Regarding his health, I heard that he might have syphilis. He has no appetite for food these days, and his wife at home has not gone out to have sex. He has been worried about this matter all day long.
The haggard principal cleared his throat and said: "Let us welcome our new students with warm applause!"
The principal's words were not comparable to those of the dean of disciplines, but they were still very weighty. Thunderous applause broke out from the audience, and the principal said: "Now, the super class of the first year of high school will stay, and the rest of the meeting will be adjourned!"
"Um, principal, the flag-raising ceremony hasn't started yet?" the Dean of Students reminded.
The principal immediately slapped his forehead and said, "Look, I forgot!"
After the flag-raising ceremony, Principal Chai Aiguo slowly walked to our class
He glanced back and forth in our class as if he was looking for someone.
I think they are looking for me!
Sure enough, after seeing me, the principal felt relieved, ahem, as if he had been relieved, and pointed at me and said: "This classmate stays, and the rest of the students can disperse!"
Some people looked at me curiously, and some people went back to the classroom directly.
The principal kept a straight face, looking at me, and I looked at him. Neither of us spoke. When everyone had almost left, the principal suddenly lowered his head and said flatteringly: "Little brother Liu Dehua, you are the leader of our school."
The elites, the pillars of society, the talents of the country, our city’s No. 1 Middle School is wonderful because of you.”
"Thank you principal for the compliment. If there's nothing else, I'll..."
"Don't leave in a hurry. It's just a little thing. I'm really grateful to you for what happened last time. Also, Xiao Xu, the dean of students, has already taken care of my face and won't pursue it. Why don't you just do it?"
Give me the USB!" The principal finally revealed his true purpose. The elites of the school and the pillars of society are all talking nonsense. This is his true purpose!
Who believes it? Maybe it’s because I stole my files? Let me see if it’s true
Looking through his memory, huh?
Looking through his memory, eh! Forgot that my power has been lost
I was so unlucky that I felt extremely unhappy. Of course, I didn’t dare to do anything to the principal. I said sarcastically: “Principal, that kind of thing is not safe. Let me help you keep it!”
The principal said: "Classmate, those things are very important to me. Please, oh no, I beg you to return them to me!"
It was really troublesome. I said, "I lost it and I can't find it!"
"Really?" The principal obviously didn't believe it, but after hearing what I said, he had no choice but to give up, scratched his head and said, "Then, student Liu Dehua, if you have any difficulties in the future, you should try your best to bring them up, and I will spare no effort to help.
your!"
"Thank you, principal, for your cultivation! If you need anything, just ask, and I will definitely help you if I can!"
The two people looked at each other like close friends and laughed.
Smiling and smiling, the principal's smile suddenly turned into a bitter look, like his dead father. However, seeing that the principal is already at this age, he must have been dead for who knows how long. The principal said bitterly: "
I really have one thing, Liu Dehua is very skilled and a sports wizard, why don't you do me a favor!"
Just help. What does it have to do with sports performance? I was confused for a moment and asked: "Mr. Principal, what's the matter? Just tell me!"
"This kind of thing, to be honest, is a bit hard to talk about!"
If it’s hard to say, don’t say it. I said, “If that’s the case, then don’t say it!”
After saying that, I was about to leave. The principal hurriedly took my hand and said, "That's it. What happened last time. I heard that there was a waiter in the wine. In terms of health, ahem, maybe a little unhealthy. I hope, hope
Classmate Liu Dehua, please help me find out if it is really unhealthy!"
What nonsense is he talking about?
I asked: "Why is that waiter in the principal doing something unhealthy? Let me go and see!" It turned out that he was worried about the so-called syphilis. I laughed secretly. This principal is so stupid that he can't even tell that others are playing tricks on him.
"I just heard that she has syphilis. Liu Dehua, please go find out. This disease can be transmitted through the respiratory tract. I'm afraid, I'm afraid that I might be infected!"
It's transmitted through the respiratory tract. If you think about it, you really think I'm an idiot. Looking at your coquettish look, I really don't know how you became the principal. Of course, the principal's face cannot be denied. I patted him.
He said with his own chest: "The principal's affairs are my affairs. I am so worried about the principal's affairs that I will do whatever it takes. Just wait for my good news!"
The principal nodded and said: "If you are satisfied with it, I will treat you to dinner!"