When I was about to go back to the playground, I found a pair of thieves staring at us. I glanced towards the danger signal, but I saw Xu Youcai, the dean of students, secretly took away the camera in his hand and hid it in a playground.
Behind the pillar, I kept my expression calm, looked at the principal, and said, "Principal, do you have any conflicts with the dean of students?"
"No, how else could I help you suppress this matter, classmate Liu Dehua, look at the matter about the USB flash drive!"
You didn't tell the truth, so what can I do? I said goodbye to the principal and returned to the classroom. Sure enough, the dean of students followed me secretly and didn't leave until I walked back to the classroom.
I secretly cursed an idiot and walked back to my seat.
Today is the first class of school. Without the ability to copy, I can't be lazy, otherwise I will become the bottom student in the class again.
When class was about to begin, I saw my deskmate, Xu Beijie, running to her seat in a hurry. She was holding a cup of milk tea in her hand, but she didn't chew anything in her mouth.
She sat on the seat, exhaled heavily, touched her small breasts, and said: "Fortunately, you are not late, Liu Dehua, what did the principal ask you to do?"
"Nothing, I want to learn about learning in the classroom!" I lied.
"Oh, you are number one in grade, so you should know about study matters. Seeing as you are at the same table, let me tell you a secret!"
My curiosity was aroused and I said: "What secret!"
Xu Beijie's eyes flickered and she said: "Many students with good grades in entrance examination cannot be proud of the class in the end. They have high ambitions but low abilities and are self-righteous. Don't follow in the same footsteps!"
I laughed in my heart. What did I think it was? I believe that such a thing will not happen to me. Without my powers, I will study in a down-to-earth manner. I believe that with my current foundation, I can do well in school.
The knowledge in high school is at my fingertips, but I am still very grateful to her. Thinking of Youqian forcing me to drive this deskmate away, I feel a little bit unbearable. Anyway, Youqian is ignoring me now, so I won’t care about it for now, later.
Say it again
Finally ushered in the first class of high school
The classrooms were opened, and the students were all curious to see who our math teacher was. The first class was a math class, and the teacher was named Zhou Zimei. Listening to the name, I didn’t know whether she was beautiful or not, but the most beautiful thing was.
Okay, now you can listen to the class with peace of mind
A young and energetic woman walked into the classroom. There was silence in the classroom. Everyone was observing the math teacher's beautiful shawl long hair and what his eyes looked like? Well, I didn't see clearly. The math teacher's glasses were really...
It's really awesome. Under the morning sunlight, we can only see a bunch of red light emitted from the position of her glasses. We were all dazzled by the sight. What kind of glasses are these? So awesome, no.
Let’s talk about eyes, let’s talk about nose, it’s very mean, oh no, it’s a very pointed nose, a huge mouth, I guess if you open your mouth, you can swallow the whole little flower, eh, why would you think of such a thing?
I mean, I can swallow a big cucumber. I don’t know if the teacher likes cucumbers.
In fact, I have never been able to figure out a question, that is, cucumbers are green, why are they called cucumbers, and whether they can do some yellow things. Ahem, it’s a little awkward. Let’s continue to discuss the appearance of the math teacher.
My skin is not very white, but I rarely wear anything in autumn. What do you mean by wearing a skirt? Just wear it, if it's short, I won't tell you, but how can you wear stockings? You don't know what I hate the most.
Are you wearing stockings? They are still black stockings. Apart from being a little thick, her legs are actually pretty good. Her breasts are very well developed. They are about the same as Youqian’s and probably more elastic than Youqian’s. A pair of red high-heeled shoes are shiny and match her face.
The red light on the body echoes the huge butt~butt, eh, it's really big, not the kind that's just right, but the kind that exceeds the range. Of course, no one is perfect. Generally speaking, it's already
Very good
Zhou Zimei slowly walked towards the podium. With every step she took, her buttocks twitched. When she stepped onto the podium, she cleared her throat and said into the microphone: "Classmates, how are you doing?"
"Okay!" The classmates looked at her enthusiastically. A young female teacher who is not too ugly will always win everyone's favor, so everyone cooperates with her.
Her voice was a bit squeaky, and when she spoke, her mouth opened and opened, much like the way the monster in Journey to the West looked when it wanted to eat Tang Monk's flesh.
The math teacher continued: "I'm good too!" She laughed and everyone was confused. Why are you laughing? Could it be that you have found your long-lost brother?
The math teacher continued: "Students, I know that your grades are the best. Are your grades the best?"
"Yes!" I feel that the math teacher is really underqualified to teach mathematics. It is better to teach speech.
The math teacher said: "My grades are also very high!"
Mrs. Wang was selling melons and boasting about herself. I looked at her with disdain. At this moment, she was holding a cucumber. Oh, I’m sorry, I saw it wrong. It was chalk, and she was writing on the blackboard.
Zhou Zimei graduated from Capital Normal University. Capital Normal University is the cradle of cultivating teachers. Those who graduated from Capital Normal University are all good teachers in their own right. The famous educationist Tie Hongwen once gave Capital Normal University high praise.
——All students who can enter Capital Normal University will definitely be the best elites in the future. Although Tie Hongwen was later arrested and sent to a mental hospital for treatment, Capital Normal University is indeed well-deserved.
It turns out that this is the case, then it is normal. Everyone who graduates from Capital Normal University is so confident.
The math teacher continued: "Students, do you have a big heart?"
What does this mean? Everyone is a little unclear about it. But because students blindly obey the teacher, everyone cooperates and says: "Big!"
The math teacher nodded with satisfaction and said, "Mine is big too!"
I made a squeak, I don’t know who it was, I couldn’t hold it in anymore, I laughed out loud, I turned around and saw that there was his little overlord—Mu Yun.
The math teacher looked at him with a smile and said, "What are you laughing at? Did I offend you by saying that mine is also big?"
The whole room burst into laughter, but it was obvious that everyone was laughing at the math teacher, but she didn’t know it.
I muttered: "It's really big. There is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty, and its name is Kun!"
"What are you talking about?" My deskmate Xu Beijie listened blankly to what I said.
"Ahem, it's nothing!"
Mu Yun also laughed, but the stupid man thought he was very arrogant, so he said: "We can see how big you are at a glance, and we know it even if you don't tell us!" He laughed out loud without forgetting.
But this time he was the only one laughing. We are all students. How can any student gain popularity by bullying the teacher? I looked at him with contempt.
"You...!" The math teacher finally understood, or maybe he had already understood in his heart and was just pretending not to understand. He pointed at Mu Yun and said: "You are so young, why are you so perverted! Go out and listen to the class.
!”
Mu Yun stood in his seat and refused to leave, You Qian pushed him out. Mu Yun reluctantly walked out of the classroom, smiling and saying hello to his classmates.
Xu Beijie couldn't help but said: "It's really hopeless!"
He thought that this would get everyone's appreciation, but he didn't want to get the contempt of most people. Haha, just do it, and slowly, the whole class will hate you. When the time comes, I will cheer up and the whole class will
Everyone is on my side
The math teacher followed him out. I don’t know what the two of them were studying outside. Anyway, they both entered the classroom with satisfied smiles on their faces.
No? Could it be that Mu Yun is the legendary 12 seconds 88? Is he satisfied so quickly?
The math teacher finally stopped comparing, she took out her textbook and started giving us a math lesson
Many people had a headache listening to it, but I felt extremely relaxed listening to it. Although my junior high school math teacher taught junior high school, he also went to college after all, so he naturally knew the knowledge in high school. Plus,
, are all mathematics, so my mathematics teacher in junior high school also pays more attention to mathematics knowledge.
It's okay, okay! Looking at the frowning Xu Beijie, I felt so happy. Then I turned around and glanced at Li Yanghua and Guo Shouyin. They both looked helpless. I felt so happy.
After class, it would be nice to ask Li Mengyao if she understood it, and then I would help her analyze it step by step!
who?
Who stabbed me?
"What did the teacher call you?"
I stood up in a hurry
Zhou Zimei looked at me with a smile and said, "What's your name? Seeing that you smile so brightly, you must know how to solve this problem?"
It's an example question
How about we pretend too! Let Youqian look at me with admiration, and then she will forgive me, and then she will appear as my girlfriend, and then she may even kiss me, haha! I took a look at Youqian
, Youqian was still looking at me with concern, but when she saw the look I was looking at, she immediately turned away from me.
Haha, yo-hee, oh no, it’s a show!
I looked at the math teacher innocently, pretending to be very sorry
When the math teacher was about to say, "Don't smile so brightly if you don't understand," I said, "Teacher, it's a pity. I only know four ways to solve this problem. I failed!"
The math teacher laughed and said, "You can name all four types and listen!"
I nodded and said: "The first is..., the second is..., the third is...,
The fourth type is..."
"Sit down!" The math teacher waved to me and told me to sit down. She said to me: "You haven't told me your name yet?"
"That teacher, my name is Liu Dehua!"
The math teacher yelled, "I'm telling you! You actually know four out of the five things I know! You were originally the top classmate in grade, so I will focus on you in the future!"
I looked at Li Youqian and saw Li Youqian covering her mouth. She didn't know what joke Mu Yun told. She covered her mouth and laughed at Mu Yun. I'd better attack him earlier!