I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance, all the best, and may you find money when you go out!
The wind on campus was blowing, and the afternoon sunshine in autumn was always so warm. I stood under a sycamore tree, and the sunlight shone through the scattered branches and leaves, shallow or deep, on my face, so nice.
What a beautiful scenery, I really want to close my eyes and enjoy it
However, there will always be people or things that disgrace the scenery.
Fu Hua stretched out his hand and took a goldfish cigarette from my pocket. He scratched his crotch with one hand and said, "Brother Hua, why are you standing under the sycamore tree?"
Such a beautiful scenery would be so enjoyable if we didn’t speak. This Fu Hua not only spoke, but also said something that really ruined the scenery.
My answer to him was also a disgrace, so I closed my eyes again
"Brother Hua, are you a little anemic? Do you want me to buy some Wuji Baifeng Pills?"
I hummed and said, "It's best to call my wife for oral liquid, Fuyanjie or something!"
The afternoon competition soon became clear, and everyone returned to class to study by themselves.
After Fu Hua and I smoked a few more cigarettes under the sycamore tree, we also returned to the classroom.
As a habit, before going to self-study, I go to take a nice pee first
As soon as I walked in, I noticed something was wrong.
I saw a group of people gathered around the toilet. I didn’t know what they were surrounding. Among them, there were many senior high school students. Based on the idea that doing more is worse than doing less, I walked to the squatting area to pee.
At this time, a familiar voice came from the crowd
Shi Renyao's iconic speaking voice, you will remember it after hearing it once, so of course I recognized his voice
His voice was a little weak: "Classmate Wu Di, please return the deposit I gave you, and I will never deal with you again!"
"I'm sorry, I just want you to pay the rest of the money, otherwise I will go to the principal's office and sue you for bribing your classmates!"
Wu Di, the guy in his third year of high school who was going to the physical education academy, said coldly
I thought about it carefully and guessed the reason. It seems that Shi Ren knew that he was not good, so he was prepared to spend money to buy victory. After all, only our class knows about such a big reward as going to Neverland. So if the cooperation is happy, both sides can win.
No one suffers!
It's just a pity that everyone took the money Shi Ren asked for, but didn't let him go while running. Instead, they teased him
Just listen to what Shi Ren said: "Don't tell the principal! I don't want the money!" His voice was trembling. After all, if the principal found out about this kind of violation of school discipline, he didn't know what the punishment would be!
The other people burst out laughing, and one said: "Then give us all the money you promised us!"
Shi Renyao's voice stuttered a little: "You...you guys, I don't have enough money!"
Wu Di chuckled and said: "Not enough money? Really not enough? Can we just check the wallet?"
The rest of them all smiled evilly
I suddenly remembered that during today’s competition, Mu Yun was the banker, and I kept all the money for myself, and even said that I would protect my classmates.
Thinking of this, I gently picked up my pants and walked out of the squatting door.
"What are you doing? Don't take my wallet!"
"I'll go, there are still half-naked photos of Zhou Qingyun. It's so shameless. You're such a coward and you still like Zhou Qingyun. I think you're suitable for liking Ruhua!" Wu Di kicked Shi Ren, who was pulling him, to the ground.
Playing with his wallet, he saw the photo inside the wallet and said sarcastically
"Give it back to me!" Classmate Shi grabbed Wu Di's pants again!
One guy flew up again and kicked Shi Renyao to the ground. His shoes were thrown away by him due to the force. He picked up his shoes, walked to the outside and said: "It's really unlucky.
My shoes fell off in the toilet, but luckily I didn’t get any feces or urine on them, otherwise my girlfriend would have said I have bad breath again!”
I walked over in a friendly manner and said calmly: "I'm curious, what does your bad mouth have to do with your shoes being stained with feces and urine?"
My voice was neither loud nor quiet, and several people watching turned their heads and looked at me.
"Who are you? Go away, haven't you seen us educating the children?" The guy who lost his shoe said while tying his shoelaces.
I pulled up his hair and said, "Let me tell you why your girlfriend thinks you have bad breath!" While everyone was still stunned, I pulled his hair and dragged him into a squatting position.
He stretched out his legs and tripped the leg that he had just put on his shoes. He leaned forward and climbed down to the toilet.
"Fuck, what are you doing?" Although my movements were done in one go, someone still reacted. As the leader of several people, Wu Di naturally couldn't see his brother being beaten for no reason.
I didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so I locked the door of the squatting toilet. The boy's legs were caught in the door and he couldn't move.
I pressed his head, pushed him into the toilet, and said, "It's because you eat shit every day that your girlfriend thinks you have bad breath!"
Unfortunately, the urinal was very clean and there was nothing there. I stood up and turned on the flusher. A stream of water poured out and hit the guy on the head.
Seeing that something was wrong, people outside started breaking down the door.
The door lock was not kicked at all. After a few kicks, the door was about to be kicked open. I pulled the boy up. At this moment, his face was covered with water and he looked like he didn't know where he was. I saw
His expression made me feel sick, so I pushed him against the door
A boy outside used his strength and kicked the door open just in time. The boy who had just drank water was kicked by this sudden kick and fell to the ground unconscious.
I walked out and punched the guy nearby to the ground
Only then did Wu Di notice me. One person knocked down another person with one punch. With such a record, unless it was Tu Youyong who was all-powerful back then, he couldn't help but wonder in his heart whether he should fight or not.
While he was dazed, I knocked down two more people. Seeing that the situation was not going well, the others hid behind Wu Di, as if they were waiting for Wu Di to say something.
Wu Di coughed and said: "I don't know who the brother is? I feel that the brother is very unfamiliar? I have some friendship with Qian Yu, the boss of your generation. If you know him, let's forget about this matter today!"
Wu Di said this because he wanted to give me two messages. First, he wanted to tell me that I am not the boss of the sophomore class of high school, but he knows the boss of the sophomore class of high school, so there is no need for him to take me seriously.
Here, on this second point, Wu Di wants to say, if you want to have a good time, I can introduce you to Qian Yu!
Seeing my expressionless face, he continued: "I wonder who my brother is?"
I nodded and walked towards him with a smile. When he saw my smile, he thought I was ready to make peace, and he felt relieved.
I walked to the position in front of him, raised my leg and kicked him. Wu Di may have exhausted his energy due to his long-distance running this afternoon, so he did not avoid it. He was hit firmly by the kick. I said loudly: "I am
your dad!"
When the remaining people saw that their eldest brother was knocked to the ground, they all ran towards me. I only punched and kicked the remaining people to the ground.
This feeling was like torturing someone when playing Dota. It was not challenging at all! I stretched out my foot, stepped on Wu Di's face, and asked Shi Ren: "How much do they owe you?"
Shi Renyao had already gotten up. When he heard my question, he said: "Brother Hua, I,...I don't want the money anymore, just treat it as feeding the dogs!"
I stuck my feet to Wu Di's face and said coldly: "How dare you touch me, a member of Class 1, Grade 2, are you impatient?"
Wu Di is extremely aggrieved. Didn’t he say that the boss of Class 1, Grade 2, is a girl? Where did such a mad dog come from today? He didn’t talk about friendship and just beat him up. I’m really speechless.
Because I stepped on his face, Wu Di's voice was a little distorted, but I could barely hear it clearly: "I can't do it anymore. I won't do it next time. I'll refund my money!"
I picked up a hand and slapped it over: "Refund, no, no, no, it's compensation. Take out your wallets. I remember you. If you don't take them out, you won't be able to graduate!"
Everyone looked at each other, and finally someone started to hand over his wallet. One person took out his wallet, and took out a few red tickets from his wallet, and put them in his pocket to steal. How could I let him get what he wanted? In just a few steps
I walked over, kicked him to the ground, and kicked him a few more times. The man cried and begged for mercy, and I stopped.
I said to Shi Renyao: "Come here and kick each of them, use your best strength!"
Shi Ren shook his head and said: "Brother Hua, I, I am too tired from running today, I have no strength at all!"
Hey, I shake my head because I hate that iron is not made of steel. If someone has the strength to beat you, you won’t have the strength to fight back!
Several people handed over their wallets, and I took out all the red tickets. Finally, after collecting about two thousand yuan, I nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, you can go!"
The guys with bruises and swollen faces left in a hurry
Among them, the guy who lost his shoe and Wu Di were the most seriously injured.
Wu Di kept his head lowered and yelled as he walked: "What the fuck! How could he be so stupid? Tomorrow I'll find Brother Wang on our street and ask him to bring someone to teach him a lesson. Oh!"
Yo, my mouth!"
I handed the collected money to Shi Renyao and said, "You are really suffering for spending money. Don't fly so many planes in the future. If they still dare to look for you, just call me!"
Shi Renyao covered his swollen nose and said, "I, I just want to meet my idol!"
Ahem, the idol he is talking about is of course Zhou Qingyun. I heard that Zhou Qingyun has a villa in Neverland! As for the credibility, I don’t know!
I can't help but wonder what Zhou Qingyun's expression would be like when he sees a super fan who likes him so much!
Shi Ren wanted to refund the money I gave him! He said: "This is too much, I can't use it all!"