018 Can I not participate in the Mid-Autumn Festival? Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and nothing to worry about!
The ill-gotten wealth, oh no, it was money from a legitimate source, must be divided equally between Shi Ren and Shi Ren.
I invited him to have a drink. Of course, I didn’t plan to walk side by side with him. After the incident with Zhong Xiaobai last time, I was much more careful than before.
After a long period of extracurricular activities, we finally have evening self-study
The head teacher praised us
Youqian gave the class a good start, and Shi Renyao was honored even though he was defeated.
During evening self-study, Li Mengyao, who will participate in the high jump competition tomorrow, sat next to me.
This makes, ahem, this makes Guo Shouyin, who listened to my advice and was dumped by Li Mengyao, feel unhappy.
Everyone has unhappy moments. When I used to be unhappy, I always liked to run laps in the playground gloomily. Now when I feel unhappy, I like to find a few friends and drink a little wine.
Of course, as a study committee member, Guo Shouyin also has his own ways to vent his anger.
Personally, I think his method is not very scientific. It may damage the public property of the school, and it may even hurt your own corpus cavernosum. Ahem, that’s wrong. It may hurt your own bones.
His way of venting his anger is to hit the table hard
Well, everyone is studying in the evening. Although many people are discussing today's competition in low voices, it can be considered very quiet.
The sound he made when he smashed the table was so loud that it alarmed the class next door and naturally also alarmed the students in his own class. The one who was most affected by him was his classmate Li Yanghua.
At that time, Li Yanghua was holding a small mirror in her left hand, and she was holding mascara in her right hand and was curling her eyebrows. When Guo Shouyin slapped her like this, her hands trembled. It didn't matter if her hands trembled, but the key point was that they were shaking
That hand is her right hand
This tremor almost blinded Li Yanghua!
Li Yang screamed, her mascara fell out of her hand and fell to the ground, while she climbed on the table and became motionless.
Guo Shouyin also knew that he was in trouble, so he comforted Li Yanghua and said: "Hey, you...you're okay, don't scare me!"
Li Yanghua covered her eyes and refused to speak.
Guo Shouyin said: "Say what you say, don't try to blackmail me, I can tell you, I have no money!"
Li Yanghua burst into tears and rushed out of the classroom. Seeing that something was wrong, Guo Shouyin ran after him, but quickly retreated because the place where Li Yanghua rushed to was the women's toilet.
The reason why the toilets are divided into men and women is to distinguish between men and women. Of course Guo Shouyin would not run in and had to walk back angrily. However, after he walked back, he felt that it was still inappropriate and ran out again. At the door of the women's toilet,
Li Yanghua waiting to wash her eyes
These are just a small episode for me. Li Mengyao's arrival surprised me. Fortunately, Youqian asked for leave and went home to rest. Otherwise, I still don't know what is going on?
Li Mengyao and I are just sideshows in the eyes of others. Not many people pay attention, except for a few guys who have a crush on Li Mengyao.
"What's wrong? You want me to comfort you!" I was playing a stand-alone game on my mobile phone, and accidentally the pig's foot died.
Li Mengyao leaned her head in my arms, oh no, tilted her head to my arm, and looked at the stand-alone game I was playing seriously. I don’t know if she was really interested in it.
But I didn’t expect that even though I was so mediocre in playing games, I actually crashed! Damn it, what kind of game is this? It’s a rip-off! It made me look embarrassed in front of a beautiful woman, and I had the urge to drop my phone. It was just an impulse, just kidding.
, this is a brand-name product. It is indeed more fashionable to drop a mobile phone than Guo Shouyin to smash a table, but it will be worse if it breaks.
The way Li Mengyao covered her mouth, wanting to laugh but wanting to hold it back, was very nice.
I quibbled: "I'm usually pretty good! I've basically cleared a lot of games!"
Li Mengyao nodded, not knowing what she was thinking.
I took advantage and said, "Come over and ask me to do it. I'm not afraid that Guo Shouyin will get jealous!"
Li Mengyao's originally kind expression suddenly turned ferocious: "Don't mention that bastard in front of me! He actually beats a woman!"
Haha, Guo Shouyin really hit her, I really admire that it was him
Li Mengyao said: "I came to sit with you because I want to discuss things with you!"
"What's the matter?" I said as I played the game again, wanting to prove to Li Mengyao that I was actually very good.
Li Mengyao's voice was very low, she lowered her head and said, "Can I not participate in tomorrow's game?"
Although her voice was very small, I heard her clearly. She wanted to escape, but she ran so hard. If you don't want to jump, you won't jump. I explained: "You have practiced very hard.
Why don't you participate? You know, this is an opportunity for everyone to get to know each other!"
Li Mengyao shook her head and said: "But, but, I can't participate tomorrow!" As he said that, Li Mengyao's face turned red.
It’s really strange, why are you blushing because you don’t want to participate in the competition? Could it be that I have found some sisters tomorrow to repair Guo Shouyin, so I don’t have time to participate in the competition? I still feel ashamed of everyone!
I looked at Li Mengyao’s red face and asked, “Why can’t you participate?”
Li Mengyao frowned and said, "If you can't, you can't. Why do you ask so many questions?"
"No, unless you give me a valid reason why I can't participate in the competition, otherwise, I have no explanation for you!"
Li Mengyao waved her hands repeatedly: "Don't tell anyone, I will only tell you!" She said with a mysterious and dignified look, which looked funny.
My thoughts are always in the abyss of evil, and my imagination is very rich. Could it be that Li Mengyao is pregnant, and she doesn't participate in the high jump because she is afraid of miscarriage? Um, damn, I am taking advantage of Guo Shouyin. If Guo Shouyin dares to do such a treason
I must give him a good beating to relieve the hatred in my heart
Ahem, so I moved my head back and glanced at Li Mengyao's belly. It was very smooth and didn't look like she was pregnant.
This very secret movement was caught by Li Mengyao. She stretched out her hand to cover her belly, her face turned even redder, and a trace of her hair floated gently beside her ears. At this moment, she looked like Mona from the East.
Like Lisa, she moved her lips and said in a somewhat annoyed tone: "You...what are you looking at?"
"Oh, it's nothing!" Well, I just glanced at her casually, and she was so nervous. Is it true? No, didn't Guo Shouyin say that he had never even held her hand?
Li Mengyao blushed and said, "Since you already know, you should also understand me!"
What? I never believed that a girl as capable as Li Yanghua could be a flirtatious girl. She actually said that I already knew.
I asked rather jealously: "Then, whose child is it?"
Li Mengyao was stunned and asked: "Whose child is it?"
I stretched out my hand and pointed at her belly. As we all know, it is very impolite to point at that area of a girl. Li Mengyao blushed, knocked my hand away, and said, "What are you doing?"
I said: "Didn't you say you had it?"
Li Mengyao's face suddenly turned green, and she said angrily: "Who do you think I am!"
My intuition tells me that Li Mengyao is very angry now. I really want to give myself a slap in the face and put an end to my rich imagination. I really convinced myself that I can deduce a lot of things with just a hint.
Pile things up, but they are still the wrong things
I quickly apologized: "Ah, I was joking with you just now. Are you going to take it seriously?"
Li Mengyao's face softened a little, but her voice became cold: "I've been here for the past two days. If I have to participate in the high jump competition, there may be sequelae!" After finishing speaking, Li Mengyao was cold.
Her little face couldn't help but blush. After all, such a private matter is something that I don't want to say unless I have to. If I don't say it, who knows what this stupid boy will guess about me.
I suddenly realized that this was the case, but when I saw Li Mengyao’s cold eyes, I couldn’t help teasing her: “What is that?”
Li Mengyao didn't seem to be very willing to continue discussing this topic with me, and said: "Stop pretending to me! Youqian is your girlfriend, you don't know about this kind of thing!"
I pretended to be innocent and said, "I really don't know!"
Li Mengyao said: "Go check the biology book yourself! I don't care, I won't participate in tomorrow's competition!"
Seeing that Li Mengyao was not stupid and would not be fooled at all, I couldn't tease her anymore, so I had to suggest: "Why don't you take some birth control pills? I heard they are very effective and they will be gone in no time!"
Li Mengyao blushed and said, "Okay, you just said you didn't know anything, but it turns out you know more than I do, you big bad guy!"
Guo Shouyin, who had just passed by me and settled down Li Yanghua and his own irritable heart, heard nothing else but the words I advised Li Mengyao to take birth control pills, and his heart suddenly fell.
rock bottom
They had done it, but they hadn't put on a condom yet. Liu Dehua even asked her to take birth control pills.
In this world, I am not the only one with a rich imagination. Guo Shouyin’s imagination is not bad either. When he heard me say this, his heart fell to the bottom and his face was as gray as a zombie.
Guo Shouyin sighed and thought: I, Guo Shouyin, have nothing to say when I meet the Love Sage. How can I make a woman willing to cheat on you even though she knows you are already married? What is he but a Love Sage?
Li Mengyao said: "I have no shame in buying that kind of thing, unless you buy it for me!"
As soon as I heard that there was a chance, it seemed that Li Mengyao didn't want to give up tomorrow's game. She nodded happily and said, "Don't ask me to buy birth control pills, even if you want to artificially inseminate with me, I will not hesitate!"
Li Mengyao covered her mouth and said: "Shameless, who wants to artificially inseminate with you?"