019 Did you watch the commercial and eat mooncakes with Li Mengyao? Sorry for forgetting to update, I went to eat mooncakes!
On the way home from school, Li Mengyao and I sneaked to the parking lot. Of course, the parking lot inside the school is where bicycles are parked.
I pushed my vehicle out, and Li Mengyao frowned and said, "Where are we going?"
"Are you going to buy that thing near the school? It's so embarrassing to be seen. They think the two of us have something!" I explained.
Li Mengyao took a sip and said: "Don't be ashamed, who has anything to do with you? You men are really greedy!"
I said: "Didn't you hear that I was making a metaphor just now?"
"I'm too lazy to listen to your nonsense!" Li Mengyao said, but still followed me out of the school! When she walked, she looked left and right, afraid of being seen by someone she knew.
Xiao Min is already waiting for me with the cart. I think it’s better not to let her meet Li Mengyao. Men have a common problem. In front of women, they always show that they are a guy who has no affinity with women, and in front of men, they always show that they are unworthy of women.
I wanted to brag that I had many, many women. I waved my hand to her and said, "You go first!"
He Min saw Li Mengyao behind me, and instead of walking away, he came towards me.
Don't be like this, you are such a disobedient bad boy.
As the class beauty of Class 7, He Min, Li Mengyao would naturally pay attention to her, but he didn’t expect that she would come towards me.
"This is my cousin!" In desperation, I used an old trick again, pointed at He Min, and said to Li Mengyao, "She is the class star of Class 7!"
Li Mengyao's smart eyes were shining. She saw He Min and I's bicycles, which were still a couple's, and said with a smile: "Okay, Liu Dehua, I'm not Li Youqian, you don't need to discuss this issue with me!"
When He Min heard that I called her cousin, she snorted and said, "Cousin, why don't you leave!"
I said: "You go first, I have to do something and I will be back in a while!"
He Min glanced at Li Mengyao with hostility and said to me: "Cousin, you changed your girlfriend again, that's good!"
Ahem, this damn girl, is she trying to ruin my good deeds?
I said: "You stinky girl, don't talk nonsense, be careful that my cousin won't play with you anymore!"
Hearing what I said that only the two of us could understand, He Min's face suddenly turned red, and she rolled her eyes and said, "Who cares?" After saying that, he really left.
I breathed a long sigh of relief. Li Mengyao's ears were sharp and she asked: "Why, your cousin is so clingy?"
I hummed and said, "Okay, okay, let's buy medicine quickly, and then I'll send you back! If the school closes, you're dead!"
Li Mengyao also thought of the seriousness of the matter and stopped talking. The two of them pushed the bicycle out of the campus, and I took Li Mengyao to a pharmacy not far from the campus.
After I said I wanted birth control pills, the salesperson looked at me curiously. I didn't bother to explain, I just hoped she would get me the pills as soon as possible.
Who knows, the salesperson still looks indifferent
I was a little angry and asked: "Um, miss, did you hear what I said?"
The saleswoman said: "Wait a minute, I'll call and ask them to deliver some, but they don't have it in the pharmacy now!"
Thinking that Li Mengyao was still very anxious, I asked: "We are in a hurry, how long will it take to deliver it?"
The saleswoman said: "Oh, just wait three to five minutes, it will be quick!"
Thinking that the nearest drugstore here would take seven or eight minutes to go back and forth by bicycle, I could only nod my head and hope it would be faster!
Li Mengyao, who was outside, got a little impatient and called
"Liu Dehua, what are you doing? I'll wait until the flowers have withered! Why don't you come out!"
I explained, and Li Mengyao said, "It's very cold!"
I put down my phone, but something tragic happened again. After ten full minutes, the person who said he was coming to deliver medicine had not yet delivered it. I impatiently urged: "Miss, could you please hurry me up again?"
I'm very anxious about him!"
The saleswoman laughed ambiguously and said, "It doesn't matter. You will be fine if you take the medicine within three days!"
I said: "No, I'm really in a hurry!"
The saleswoman said: "It's only been ten minutes, why are you in a hurry?"
What the hell kind of attitude is this? If you hadn’t said that it took three to five minutes, I would have taken Li Mengyao to buy it elsewhere. It’s been ten minutes now, and you actually said that it’s only been ten minutes. It’s really unreasonable!
I held back my anger and asked, "Miss, you just said three or five minutes, and now it's been ten minutes. What do you say?"
The saleswoman smiled and said: "Did you hear it wrong? I meant thirty-five minutes, not three-five minutes, unless you take a plane! Only three-five minutes is possible!"
Grass!
Li Mengyao over there got impatient and called again: "Liu Dehua, are you okay? I'm freezing to death!"
I reported the situation, and Li Mengyao said angrily: "You idiot, you can't even tell the difference between three-five minutes and thirty-five minutes. You killed me. Oh no, no, I can't go back to school! It's all your fault!"
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Finally, Li Mengyao couldn't bear it anymore and walked into the pharmacy.
The saleswoman looked at Li Mengyao with curiosity and said to me: "Handsome boy, your girlfriend is very beautiful! You are so lucky!"
I laughed along with me, and Li Mengyao came over and said, "Don't talk nonsense, we are not boyfriend and girlfriend!"
The saleswoman nodded in surprise! She secretly scolded the current post-90s generation for being too disrespectful.
Finally, the savior came and bought the medicine, but Li Mengyao couldn't go back.
I suggested: "How about we get a room?"
Li Mengyao gritted her teeth tightly, wishing to swallow me up: "Okay!"
As I walked, I said, "Don't worry, I won't mess around!"
"Bah, who wants you to mess around! Shameless!"
We found a hotel, and Li Mengyao and I asked for a double deluxe room with an external bathroom and toilet!
As a guy like me who is used to staying in hotels, I was naturally familiar with it. As soon as I walked into the room, I took off my coat and lay down on the cartoonish bed.
Li Mengyao pointed to another bed with more traditional sheets and said, "Go to that bed!"
I pay for it, but you still have to occupy the bed. How can it be so cheap? I said: "No, this bed already has my breath. If you sleep on it again, you will be touched by my breath. You
If you have to sleep on this bed, doesn’t that mean you’re sharing the same bed with me?”
Li Mengyao said: "According to your opinion, everyone who has slept in this bed has slept with me?"
It seems that my fallacies cannot let Li Mengyao let go of that cute cartoon bed.
I protested: "I don't care, anyway, you want to sleep in the space I occupied first!"
How could Li Mengyao make me happy? She stretched out her hand and pushed me away.
"Hey, what are you doing?" I said angrily, feeling like I was rolling.
Li Mengyao said: "Go away!" She put more force on her hands and pushed me away!
I'm too lazy to pay attention to you! As a good man doesn't fight with women, I lost my base and had to move my position to another bed. I really want to find the person in charge of the hotel to comment and ask him why the sheets on the two beds are different.
It would be different, but I was worried that the person in charge would laugh at me, so I refrained from going.
Li Mengyao got the fruits of victory and stuck out her tongue at me happily.
I pretended not to see it, pointed to the bathroom and said, "Yaoyao, do you want to take a shower?"
Li Mengyao shook her head and said: "Forget it, I won't wash it today!"
What?
I said: "Um, don't girls love to be clean? It's okay, you go and wash it, I'm a gentleman and I will never mess around!"
Li Mengyao took off her shoes and said, "You can wash them if you want. I won't wash them anyway!"
Li Mengyao revealed her pink socks, which also had cartoon patterns on them, which contrasted well with the cartoon patterns on the sheets. She didn't even take off her socks, so she buried her head and got ready to sleep.
I suggested: "Would you like to watch TV?"
Li Mengyao covered herself tightly with the quilt, exposed her little head and said, "Okay!"
I turn on the TV
When I first turned on the TV, there was a regular program on the provincial TV station, a long commercial for Big Mac.
After seeing this advertisement, I couldn’t help laughing. Slimming underwear advertisement
An animated pattern appeared on the screen, made in the shape of a woman’s room. In case you don’t know, I marked it below - I’ll go to the woman’s room. I’m really speechless. Everyone knows it’s a woman’s room.
, men look like that, unless they have surgery
I laughed dryly and said, "Haha, this ad is quite interesting!"
Li Mengyao's entire exposed face turned red.
On the TV, the advertisement continued - a woman with droopy breasts walked into a small dark room with the underwear in the advertisement. When she came out, her body became a devil's figure again, with the front and back bulging.
Finally, the woman who benefited a lot painfully traced her emotional experience - "I am 35 years old. When my husband and I started getting married, he would be crazy every night. I was bathed in love, and he
He said that he liked my breasts the most, which were noble and elastic. However, the good times did not last long. As I grew older, my pride began to sag. This time, thanks to xx brand underwear, I regained my youthful self.
I feel like my husband is going crazy again, I am very happy now, it’s great to be a woman!”
I listened with great interest, but little did I know that Li Mengyao took the remote control and changed the channel. Her face flushed and she said: "Watch a TV series! What's so interesting about the commercials!"
I said dissatisfiedly: "I feel pretty good!"
Li Mengyao said: "Who told you to have dirty thoughts?"
The TV station was changed, but it was still an advertisement. This time the advertisement was even more outrageous. It was actually selling sexual health products. Li Mengyao complained, "What happened?" and changed another TV station.