065 Fortune-telling Monk "Wait a minute, do you know what flavor I like to eat?" The teacher stopped me.
"Look at my pig brain. I'm sorry, teacher, what flavor do you want to eat?" In my memory, the teacher is not that interested in chocolate. Did he develop this problem recently?
"I haven't thought about it yet!"
I haven't thought about it, what do you mean?
"Stupid, it's me who goes out with you!"
Only then did I understand that the teacher meant that he wanted to go out for a walk with me. Of course I was happy and said with a smile: "Okay, okay!"
The two of them walked out of Zhou Qingyun's villa and slowly walked out of the celebrity villa area. When they came outside, I pointed to the store just now and said, "Teacher, that's where I bought it!"
The teacher said: "I want to buy it at that place on the beach. What do you think?"
"Okay! I thought so too!"
So, the two of us passed by this small shop and were going to buy some at the small shop on the beach.
At this moment, I saw a lot of fortune tellers setting up stalls. Some of them were actually wearing sunglasses, but I didn’t know if they were blind.
And there are many people around here
There are five fortune tellers, four of them are prosperous and people come and go, but there is only one old monk who no one cares about.
I pointed at the monk and said to the teacher: "Teacher, look, no one is visiting that monk. Let's go and see what's going on?"
The teacher nodded and said, "Okay, let's go take a look!"
The two people came to the five people setting up stalls and were surrounded by people.
As soon as I got close to them, I heard a customer's voice shouting: "Good job, I'll reward you!" Looking along his voice, I saw the man throwing down a stack of money without any care.
It hit the fortune teller's stall.
The fortune teller took the money with a smile, put it in his pocket, and thanked him repeatedly: "Thank you, rich man, thank you, rich man!"
I smiled and said with emotion: "I didn't realize it, but this little stall is quite popular! If I lose my ability, I will just come here to make a living!"
The teacher looked at him with a smile and said: "If you come, you will stab yourself blind first!"
We walked up to the master whose business was sluggish. I knelt down curiously and asked, "Hello, Master!"
"Hello!" The monk doesn't look like a monk at all, and he doesn't pretend to be like one at all. No wonder I can't make any money. If I want to pretend to be a monk, I have to make gestures and say something like "the donor is polite".
, and he didn’t make any gestures, nor did he shout to the donor. No wonder no one came to visit him.
"Why is their business so good and yours so bad?"
The monk smiled and said: "They only count blessings, but I count disasters. They only say good things, but I say bad things. They are just talking nonsense, but I am really talented and learned!"
"Haha, that's interesting. Guess what my profession is?" It's quite mysterious.
"student!"
Oops, it’s really so mysterious. Uh, no, at my age, if I’m not a student, am I a retired person? I pointed at the teacher and asked him, “Then do you know who she is?”
"She's a teacher!"
A little bit knowledgeable
I smiled and said, "Okay, Master, tell me, how is my life?"
The monk did not make any calculations, and said with a smile: "You have a good life, your future is limitless, and you will become a noble person in the future!"
"Haha, didn't you say you only see disasters?"
"For you, all disasters must be turned into disasters and disasters into good fortune! It's not worth mentioning!"
The monk’s four-character idiom is used a lot
I was very happy to take out two hundred yuan, threw it to him, and said, "That's good, you can do the math for me, teacher!"
The old monk looked at the teacher with a smile and said, "It's settled!"
"Then say it!"
The old monk smiled and said nothing, "I already know it, but I still need your teacher to nod before I can say anything about it!"
I went, what the hell, I said, "Is it bad? If it's not good, don't say anything!"
The monk looked at the teacher with a smile and said, "It's up to you. If you agree, I'll tell you!"
"Stop talking!" I interrupted him. Thinking about the teacher's experience, it was quite rough. The rest of his life will definitely not be rough.
Because I deeply love the teacher, I will not let the teacher suffer any more grievances
The old monk said: "If you don't say it, then I won't say it! I'll save you all the trouble!"
Hey, this crow's mouth!
I pointed at the teacher and me and said to the monk: "Then you can tell us when we will get married and how many babies we will have!"
The old monk smiled and asked, "Do you love your teacher?"
You, a monk, don’t know what love is, but I still nodded and said, “Of course I love you!”
At this time, the teacher's face was not very good. He pulled me and stood up, saying: "Don't forget it! I'm scared!"
The old monk looked at the teacher with a smile. He seemed to have a wise eye and could see through people's thoughts.
"Bring me my money!" I stretched out my hand and pulled out the two hundred yuan I gave him, and said viciously: "You can't even say a nice word, so why is there no business?"
The old monk laughed and said: "It doesn't matter. I calculated that my business can last for ten years, so I won't worry!"
"Crazy! Teacher, let's go!" I grabbed the teacher's hand and quickly walked out of the crowd.
On the way, I comforted the teacher and said, "Teacher, that's a liar. Don't take it to heart!"
The teacher is obviously in a bad mood. It's all my fault. Why don't you ask an old monk to tell your fortune? It's all my fault that the teacher is so sad!
I continued: "Teacher, don't worry, you will be happy in the future, I will always be by your side!"
After listening to my words, the teacher's mood was still not relieved. The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and said: "Teacher, just wait, I will go and copy the monk's stall to see if he can survive for another ten years!"
"Xiaohua!" When the teacher saw that I was about to take action, he quickly stopped me and said, "Can you stop being so impulsive?"
I lowered my head in shame and said, "I'm sorry, teacher, it's my fault. I have to go to the fortune teller to join in the fun when I have nothing to do. I'm such a pig!"
The teacher burst into laughter and said, "You think you are not?"
"Teacher, you laughed!"
"Okay, okay, I'm actually worried about you. I'm counting on you for the rest of my life. If I'm unlucky, it will definitely be because of you!"
"Don't worry, teacher, I will definitely cherish myself, for you!"
I went to the store and bought the white chocolate designated by the teacher
Two people walking on the beach
While eating chocolate, the teacher looked at the blue sea and said: "Xiaohua, these two days have been the happiest days for me. I think I will remember it for the rest of my life!"
I smiled and said, "Don't worry, teacher, we will always be happy like this in the future!"
The sea breeze blew the teacher's hair, and many tourists were playing with each other with sand! Children were sitting on sand bunkers, and some were picking up shells. Unfortunately, after searching for a long time, they couldn't find one.
Of course, the most people were still swimming. I suggested: "Teacher, look, how about the two of us go swimming?"
The teacher shook his head and said: "Xiaohua, are you swimming? I'm not very good at swimming!"
Well, actually I don’t know how to do it, but isn’t there a swimming ring? Actually, I just want to feel the teacher’s sexy skin!
I pointed to the one selling swimming rings over there and said, "There are also swimming rings there!"
The teacher smiled and shook his head, saying: "That's no need, I'm really not a landlubber!"
Haha, I am
The teacher looked at me and said, "Are you a landlubber?"
The word "duck" sounded a bit awkward to me, so I firmly objected: "No, no, I can swim! If I participate in the Olympics, I might even be able to win a championship!"
The teacher smiled and shook his head and said, "You just like to talk nonsense!"
The two of them went to buy swimsuits, then changed into their swimsuits at a place that sold swimsuits, and came to the edge of the sea.
The swimsuit chosen by the teacher was very conservative. It was connected from the top to the bottom and covered the teacher tightly.
However, no matter how tight it is, the teacher wearing a swimsuit still makes people look at her. She has a slim and graceful figure. There is nothing to say!
I looked at the sea water with some worry. I cursed myself for being a pig. I really can't swim. I'll be exposed as soon as I get in. It's all my fault. Why are you trying to make excuses when you have nothing to do?
I wanted to buy a swimming ring, but I was afraid of being laughed at by the teacher, so I had to park one meter away from the shore and refused to go inside.
"Xiaohua, come down! What's wrong?" The teacher was already far away from the sea. He showed his head, looked at me with a smile and said, "Did something happen?"
"Oh, cramps!" I was smart enough to think of such an idea.
The teacher laughed and said, "Isn't the sea water very cold? Are you cramping?"
"Yeah!" He also pretended that my legs were stiff and moved his legs like a prosthetic limb, and said: "Teacher, look, what are you doing?"
"Ah yo!" My feet were too scratched. Before I had time to react, I fell backwards.
All of a sudden, my body was surrounded by sea water, and my ears, eyes, and mouth were all filled with water?
I opened my mouth and wanted to shout for help, but I drank a few mouthfuls of water.
"Xiao Hua!" Seeing that something was wrong, the teacher swam towards me and shouted: "If you can stand up with your hands on the ground, you are at the beach!"
At this moment, my buttocks can still be exposed to the water, and I can raise my head as long as I hold my hands on the ground. But in my panic, I didn't understand this at all. I thought I had been washed into the middle of the sea by the flood.
Until, ahem, until the teacher dragged me to the shore!
This incident taught me that no matter what we do, we must act according to our ability, and we must not pretend to be a hero. In layman's terms, it is just pretending~ If I had known better, I would have had to have the teacher save me. I would have bought a swimming ring even if I were killed!