066 Please, great monk, I covered myself tightly with the quilt and sneezed several times in succession.
I think I have a cold
The teacher sat beside the bed and looked at me with a smile
I felt a little ashamed and said, "Teacher, actually, it's because of my leg cramps!"
"Okay, okay, I believe you!" The teacher held the medicine and said to me: "Be good, drink the medicine first!"
"Oh!" I took the teacher's medicine, pinched my nose, and poured it into my stomach. The hesitation hit my throat, so I coughed a few times. The teacher patted my back, and finally,
Toilet paper wiped my mouth
I couldn't be happier to see the teacher taking good care of me.
I hope that one day my teacher and I will have a home together. If she gets sick, I will take care of her. If I get sick, she will take care of me. We will have our children.
Of course, every ordinary person will have a happy life constructed in his heart. This is a happy life for me.
I don’t know what happened, but the teacher was still in a bad mood. After thinking about it, I finally determined that it was because of that monk.
What a great monk. Without saying anything, he would curse my good teacher and must copy his stall.
It was already evening, and Youqian called me and asked me what happened. I really wanted to tell her that I was with the teacher now, but the teacher was right next to me. I must not let the teacher know, and Youqian knew about the two of us.
matter
Human beings are a complex of contradictions. I said casually: "I've gone back beforehand, so don't come here to find me!"
I'm cool and not stupid. I immediately guessed that I might be in the teacher's room. I felt a little sad and wanted to say something, but I felt it was futile. I hung up the phone in grievance.
The teacher was a little nervous and asked: "What did Youqian say? Will she doubt us?"
"Don't worry! But I have to go back to my place. I'm afraid Youqian will suddenly come to my room!"
The teacher nodded and said, "Then get up quickly!"
Well! I felt a lot better, so I stood up and walked out of the teacher’s room.
Do I really want to go back to my room? None of this matters. The most important thing to me now is that monk.
In fact, I am a little worried. What the monk said is true. If his calculation is false, then the teacher and I will live happily.
I'm going to copy his stall. In this way, his calculation that his stall can last for ten years is nonsense. He made a mistake. He also made a mistake about me and the teacher.
Thinking so, I hurried to the beach
At night, the wonderful beach life has just begun
Several fortune tellers, during this time period, their business has only entered its peak period. There is no other reason. At night, the beach is the most beautiful, and naturally more people come. The more people come, the more superstitious people
The more superstitious people there are, the more customers they will have.
I walked forward quickly and saw the monk picking his feet among the five people.
Um, this monk really doesn’t consider himself a monk, but he actually does such a thing. I’m really speechless.
There was a young woman next to him. She wanted to ask the master next to the monk for advice, but the master next to the monk was too busy with business, so she squeezed the young woman to the monk's side. The young woman stretched out her hand to cover her
Nose, it seems as if the monk’s feet are really smelly!
Haha, just be here, monk!
I quickly walked over and the monk looked up at me and said, "Here?"
"You knew I was coming?"
The monk smiled and said: "Not only do I know you are coming, I also know your purpose. Normally, at this time of night, I would have gone home and slept. It is because of you that I am freezing here, boy!"
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"Haha, then what do you think I'm here for?"
"Come and copy my stall!"
"Now that you know, you should take the initiative and stop setting up a stall here!" Finally, I added: "Of course, if you need money, just make a price. How can you give up the fortune-telling business?
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The old monk smiled and said: "Haha, you won't copy my stall. If you copy my stall, I can start over again after you leave! I said that if I can still work for ten years, I will definitely be able to do it again.
ten years!"
I was completely convinced, knelt down in front of the great monk, and said: "Master, I beg you to save me and the teacher!"
The people around me were completely stunned. The customers and fortune tellers all looked towards me.
I really have no choice. Every word of this monk is calculated very accurately. I am afraid that I will go crazy.
The great monk said: "Little brother, you get up first and speak!"
"If you don't agree, I won't get up!"
The great monk said: "Since I am waiting for you here, I naturally have something to say to you. Otherwise, I will be full after eating!"
"Oh, okay, okay!" I wiped the sweat from my forehead and said, "Thank you, master, for your guidance! Thank you, master, for your guidance!"
"Don't thank me yet. When I finish speaking, it won't be too late for you to thank me again!"
The master's face was incomprehensible, which made everyone around him prick up their ears. I became anxious and yelled: "Look at your sister, go home and see you~ Mom, go take a bath!"
An aunt was not happy and said coldly: "Why does this young man say hurtful words? Who cares about you? Boring!" But her eyes were always on me and the great monk!
Okay! I said to the monk: "Master, why don't we find a secluded place to talk. These things are related to the people I love, and I don't want these people to hear them!"
The great monk laughed and said, "No need! I'm just telling you a story!"
"Story? You want to tell a story?"
The great monk said: "It's still a story from the Buddhist scriptures. I hope you can get help after listening to it!"
"explain!"
The great monk seemed to have a little monk's consciousness at this moment. He clasped his hands tightly, as if he was an eminent monk doing magic.
The great monk said: "Modenga loves Ananda bitterly."
"What? What and what?"
The master did not stop because of my question and continued: "The Buddha said: "How much do you love Ananda?" The woman said: "I love Ananda's eyes, I love Ananda's nose, I love Ananda's mouth, I love Ananda.
The Buddha said: "There are tears in the eyes, saliva in the nose, saliva in the mouth, dirt in the ears, and unclean places in the body that smell like feces and urine."
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"Stop it, I'm not here to listen to your chanting!"
The monk smiled and said, "Do you understand?"
"Can you make it more simple!"
"Do you really know what happened to the girl Moderna?"
"I don't even know what's going on with her now. Who cares what she does next?"
The old monk smiled and said: "First Ananda became an Arhat and returned to the bhikshunis."
"What a mess, Master, please stop being so pretentious and tell me how to solve it quickly!"
The great monk said: "As long as you can understand the meaning of the story, this matter will no longer be a matter!"
"I understand what it means! I just don't know what the master is going to tell me?" At this time, I really believed that he was an accomplished master. He had so many Buddhist sayings and said them one after another.
The monk said: "Later on, Madagascar realized that she didn't love Ananda at all! That's why she achieved enlightenment!"
"Master, can we be more popular!" I really wish I could copy other people's memories and copy the master's memories.
But think about it or forget it? If I look at everything like a master, will I stay away from the world of mortals? Then am I done with it?
The great monk said: "Okay, as long as you can find the reason why you don't love your teacher, you will be liberated!"
What? After doing it for a long time, this guy wants me to give up being a teacher. What the hell! All respect suddenly disappeared. I raised my fist, then lowered it, and said loudly: "You are wrong, I
There is never any reason not to love my teacher! Now and in the future, you monster monk, don’t try to break us up!”
I'm not afraid of slanting shadows. Let's see!
The master looked at my back and said: "Well, actually I have a way to solve it, this guy is too restless!"
On the way back, I was still thinking about what the monk said, so I went on my phone to check the two people he was talking about. But after thinking about it for a long time, I actually forgot who the two Buddhas he just mentioned were. I shook my head and thought about it.
Now, I am very convinced that I will always love the teacher and I will not abandon the teacher. I am so sure that I can change my mind even if I can’t do it!
I walked back to the hotel gloomily and walked back to the teacher's room.
"Xiao Hua!" the teacher asked with a sleepy look, "Why are you here again!"
I lied: "Qian is back again! Teacher, I miss you, so I came to see you!"
The teacher blushed and said, "Fool, I'm not here! I won't fly away on my own!"
I reached out and hugged the teacher. I will never think about that great monk again. What happened today is bad luck for me.
"Xiaohua, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling better from your cold?"
"Much better! Teacher, are you awake now?"
The teacher put his hand on his forehead and said, "It's okay, what's wrong?"
Seeing the teacher's cute look in pajamas, what else can I do? The unpleasantness just now will never happen again. I will no longer be superstitious. What I believe in most in the future is myself. I will use my own strength.
To protect the one I love instead of praying to God
If the above prayers could work, the world would have been harmonious long ago. Thinking about this, my heart will feel much smoother. Yes, if gods and Buddhas are so efficacious, then people will not worship again and again, and worship again and again.
There is only one reason, and that is that what he prayed for did not happen at all!
As soon as the mental illness went away and the sexual desire came back, I hugged the teacher, put her gently on the bed, and said: "Teacher, I missed that!"
"Stop coming!" The teacher blushed and stretched out her feet to resist my 'invasion!'