030 The queen is also mine overnight, Snow White was successfully developed by me
I don't feel anything wrong at all. On the contrary, I think I'm much better than some bullshit prince.
During the day, we went digging for gold again. At noon, we all ate together
The house outside is under construction in an orderly manner
There is strength in numbers. Seeing the preliminarily formed house, the dwarfs nodded with satisfaction.
"Well done, what a good thing!" The dwarfs danced and watched as their houses were about to be built. Their women gathered together and chatted non-stop. After Snow White experienced her first night,
It’s still Snow White, her skin is better than snow, but I can’t sit still.
After talking to Snow White, the spell still didn’t break on me. Could it be that I really traveled through time?
I suddenly remembered something my dad once said
“Copying and pasting actually go hand in hand!”
The great monk said
"If you have to look for the answer, you will always regret it!"
Do I regret it? If I really can’t get out, will I regret it to death?
There was too much money, so I was too lazy to move. A few dwarfs stayed with the wives all day long, saying that Snow White was naturally very unhappy without my company. She kept running here and there, asking me questions.
She asked curious questions. Seeing Snow White beside me made me feel a little better.
However, as soon as she leaves me, I will think about how to leave this space.
This is really a profound question!
While our work was going on, a woman selling goods came
I really don’t know how it happened. In such a deserted forest, I suddenly felt suspicious that someone would come to sell goods.
Is the queen coming?
An old woman was wearing a hat, covering herself tightly. It was obvious at a glance that she did not look like a good bird. In the fairy tale world, all the bad guys always look fierce. Today's
The queen is no exception
Don't think about it, the one covered tightly with a hat is not the queen, could it be Snow White's mother?
"Hello, do you need a comb?"
"No need, get out!" I walked up and pushed the woman
"Oh, beautiful girl, your smooth hair will always need a comb!" The woman selling the goods was not discouraged and came up with the idea of Snow White.
"But, but, the prince has already bought me a lot of combs!"
"Ahem!" The queen almost lost her temper when she heard this. Then she turned her head and said: "Ouch, old lady, I haven't eaten for a long time. Please buy this comb!"
"If you haven't eaten, then eat some!" I said and gestured, and Byron handed over some delicious cakes and cheese.
The woman still covered her face to prevent us from seeing it. When she saw this situation, she coughed lightly, pushed away the food, and ran away.
Haha! As long as I'm by Snow White's side, I won't let you succeed!
But then I felt that I was a little stupid. I should have killed her when she was about to leave. Then, she would never have a chance to destroy my happy life with Snow White!
Don't worry, there will always be a chance!
Sure enough, the next day, the outline of the big house had been built, except for the roof. The dwarfs were already grinning from ear to ear. The Master of Wine, Jack, and his Kelly played wine every day and exchanged stories.
Communicate and communicate, you communicate with me, referred to as communication!
I didn't realize that this Jack had the talent to be Ximen Qing. He poured wine on different parts of his body and asked his wife to go to heaven!
Seeing this, the other dwarfs followed suit one after another!
Snow White saw it and insisted on forcing her and me to practice too.
"Prince, do you love me?"
"I love you!"
"Then just kiss me!"
"Ahem, they are all girls and boys, okay?"
"No, I want you to adore me!"
Ahem, I can’t tell that Snow White has the qualities to be a queen. She is worthy of being a member of the royal family with royal blood.
Finally, after a few more days, the queen couldn't bear it anymore and turned into an old woman and came with an apple.
This apple is an apple that can kill someone!
"Beautiful lady, I'll give you an apple to eat!"
This apple is red and extremely attractive!
"Where did you come from? You bitch, get out of here!" I pushed her away.
The queen wiped the apple and asked me: "What are you afraid of?"
"I'm afraid your apples are poisonous!"
"No, I can cut the apple in half, eat half of it for me, and let the beautiful girl eat half of it!"
Snow White has been silent. Because of my generous consumption, she has eaten a lot of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and she no longer cares about this apple. She will not be as greedy as in the fairy tale.
"Then you eat half first!"
It is written in fairy tales that half are poisonous and half are not poisonous!
When the queen heard this, she immediately took out her spare knife from her pocket, cut the apple in half, handed half of it to me, and said, "Please give it to the beautiful girl!"
As she said that, she ate her half! Then she waved her hand towards me and said, "Look, it's not poisonous?"
"Syphilis?" I chuckled, pulled her over instantly, and stuffed the other half into her mouth.
"You..." The old woman who ate the poison apple immediately became ferocious, and then her face began to turn white.
I looked at this naughty queen coldly, gradually changing, gradually changing, into her original appearance.
The magic mirror never lies. It said that the queen is the most beautiful woman. Even if there is Snow White, it only says that Snow White is more beautiful than she. In this way, the queen is also very beautiful! But her jealousy is too strong.
for the sake of
Seeing the true face of the queen, Snow White and I felt our hearts skip a beat at the same time.
"Queen!" Snow White was frightened when she saw the queen and hid behind me.
I saw the queen, stared blankly, and asked: "What the hell is going on?"
Because the queen lying on the ground dying was none other than Zhang Xinyu
I wiped it! She clearly recognized me, but she still didn’t acknowledge me, and she still tried every means to poison Snow White. Isn’t she stupid?
If I had known it was you, I would not have fed you poisonous apples!
I squatted down, shook Zhang Xinyu, and said: "Antide, you stupid girl!"
"Xiao Hua, kill Snow White. She is the only key to leaving this world!" Zhang Xinyu said with a smile: "The chairman told me that only one of us can go back alive. I have always been very confident that it was me, ahem.
, I didn’t expect that it was you..."
So, Zhang Xinyu didn't recognize me because he wanted to kill Snow White without anyone noticing.
"Liu Dehua, let me tell you a secret, I am still, ahem, still a virgin!" After Zhang Xinyu said this, her eyes were closed.
She seemed to have died before she finished speaking!
I wiped it off, Xu Jeff, you old pervert, if I don’t go out, I’ll kill you!
Then, Snow White’s evil queen, my favorite star, Zhang Xinyu, left me so far away
What kind of world is this?
I kept shaking Zhang Xinyu in the hope that she would wake up, but unfortunately, it failed every time.
Several dwarfs came over to comfort me deeply.
Snow White covered her heart and said: "Prince, why are you crying so sadly? I see you crying so sadly, my heart hurts so much!"
ah!
When Zhang Xinyu died, she said that she could leave this world by killing Snow White. But seeing such a pure and innocent Snow White, how could I do it?
"Zhang Xinyu, you don't want to die, you don't want to die! I don't want the platinum room card. I will definitely let Xu Beijie make you the biggest star. Zhang Xinyu, can you sing another song to listen to it? Zhang Xinyu!"
What a pity, Zhang Xinyu is motionless!
"Boss Chuck," Byron came over and suggested: "Let's put the queen in a crystal coffin. This way, her appearance will not age, and you can see her every day!"
Damn it! I suddenly remembered the fairy tale in which Snow White ate a poisoned apple, lay down in a crystal coffin, and was kissed by the prince.
Well, history repeats itself, ahem, if the plot goes as planned, if I kiss the queen, the queen will also wake up.
But if the queen doesn't wake up, it doesn't matter. If I get poisoned as well, I'll be finished.
Oh, no, I remembered that I should be invulnerable to all poisons. I survived the violent poison that Yi Qiang gave Wang Zitong, so it should be fine. No worries, I immediately helped Zhang Xinyu
There are still tears on her beautiful eyelashes. Is it because she is unwilling to do so?
I kissed her red lips with my mouth
I suck, I suck, I suck, I want to suck the poison apple out
The poison apple was stuck in my throat, and now I kissed it out
Then, Zhang Xinyu's eyelashes with teardrops moved, and she saw me kissing her.
"Are you awake? That's great!" I gasped and spat the poisoned apple onto the ground. I was too tired. It was the first time I discovered that kissing was a strenuous task. I almost suffocated!
Woohoo!
Huh? No, after that, I saw Zhang Xinyu kissing her mouth towards mine again.
This is the initiative of the goddess!
Haha, I made a lot of money!
Then I felt a little miserable. I was too tired just now and wanted to breathe. But now, Zhang Xinyu is still kissing me desperately. Will I die?
I pushed her away, gasping for breath, and said, "Oh, my God, you are so enthusiastic, I almost killed you!"
"Haha!" Zhang Xinyu smiled, stretched out her hand to wipe her lips, and said, "This feels good!"
The two hugged each other tightly, never mentioning that only one of them could live.