031 Mirror Mirror told me, "Boss Chuck, are we still building a house?"
"Cover, why don't you cover it!"
The whole country was boiling because it was said that an ignorant dwarf abducted the king's daughter Snow White and his most beloved queen. This was something the king could not tolerate.
So, the king sent his knights and led the army to attack me, a foreigner.
"No, no, no, boss Chuck, the king has sent people to attack you!?"
"Can't you eat and drink it for a while? Didn't you see that the ladies and I are making out?" I put my arms around the queen and Snow White, and said impatiently
"I resisted and ran back. That knight was very powerful. He had a spear in his hand and had already wounded the terracotta warriors we hired!"
"Make him wait first!" I kicked Jack, who was about to report, out of the room.
"Why did your father do this to even such an excellent son-in-law as me? Is he sick?"
Snow White wiped her tears with great grievance and defended her father: "Maybe my father is angry that you took his wife!?"
"How many times have I told you that I am not your queen mother? I am only twenty-five years old now, okay?" Zhang Xinyu became anxious and said angrily: "Do you understand?"
Snow White said: "But, people think you are obviously my queen mother!"
I waved my hands and said to the two women: "Come on, each of you kiss me on the cheek, especially you Snow White, you must kiss me more, otherwise I will be rude to your father!"
As expected, Snow White kissed my face very hard. I felt that this was not a kiss, but this was what a vampire would do when sucking blood!
I pushed Snow White away, arranged my clothes, and walked out of our house. In fact, our house has been decorated very well. But now, someone actually came to destroy our home. When I walked out of the door, I saw a few
Handsome soldiers stand at my door
"Who are you? Trespassing into a house is a capital offense!" I threatened them.
"What are you talking about?" One of the most handsome guys asked me curiously.
"I mean, come here!"
"Oh!" The knight quickly walked to my side.
I raised my fist and used 50% of my strength: "I hate it when people who are handsomer than me pretend to compete in front of me!"
Before I could react, the knight was knocked away by my punch. In the astonishment of everyone, he hit several trees and then stopped there.
"Oh my God, he knows witchcraft! Let's run!" Several knights had no chivalry at all, abandoned their companions who were still crying in pain on the ground, and left this place of right and wrong.
I returned to the room satisfied
"Okay, I don't think your father will make things difficult for me anymore!"
Snow White nodded and said, "Why don't we go to live in the palace? The servants there are much more obedient than the servants here!"
I patted Snow White’s butt, and she immediately blushed and ran away, saying nothing more. I fucked the emperor’s wife, and then took the emperor’s wife to live in his house. No matter who is the emperor,
He can't tolerate it either!
Zhang Xinyu smiled and said: "Okay, don't be angry! Come to Xiaohua, while it's still early, why don't we"
"You liar!" I cursed: "Didn't you say you were a virgin?"
I am very aggrieved. People say that people are about to die, and their words are good, but our big star Zhang Xinyu never forgets to lie to me when he is about to die again.
Until when I went to bed with her, she kept saying, "This is my first time, you have to show mercy", which made me so excited that I almost lost control.
"Why is there no membrane?"
"Ah? Maybe, maybe I accidentally dropped it?"
This is the tragic process of being deceived!
"Okay, come on!" Zhang Xinyu smiled charmingly and said: "Who knew it would be like this, maybe it's the reason why I came to this world. If I go out, I will definitely give you my whole self!"
I believe you are a ghost!
However, Zhang Xinyu's radiant voice is really not worthy of mention, especially when she shouts in my ears, it is the singer who always cheers me up, and she is not a singer for nothing!
The days are getting more and more boring
Every day there is no TV, no computer, no KTV, no condoms. Sometimes I worry about what to do if Zhang Xinyu gets pregnant?
There was nothing, just a group of noisy dwarfs, only a group of dull servants, and only a huge wooden bed. I felt like my waist was broken by the wooden bed!
Although Zhang Xinyu always believed that it was because of my kidney deficiency,
"Is there no other way to get out?"
Zhang Xinyu shook her head and said: "What Xu Jeff said, there is only one Snow White, and she is also the key to go back. Whoever kills her can go back, and only one of us can survive!"
I cursed
I feel that Zhang Xinyu is also tired of life here
"Why is it milk again? Where's the Nutritional Express I want?" Zhang Xinyu suddenly lost his appetite when he looked at the milk. I think no matter who eats the same food every day, he will always feel nauseous, let alone a big star.
Gradually, I can feel that Zhang Xinyu is becoming more and more boring. I think she must really want to go home. I'm afraid that she can't help but kill Snow White. She has been thinking hard about how to go back, but there is no way.
"By the way, don't you have a magic mirror?" Finally one day, I remembered Zhang Xinyu's magic mirror and asked
"Yes, but not here, but in my room in the palace. It is a magical mirror. What's wrong?"
"I think we should ask your mirror how to get out of here!"
"Yes, why didn't I think of it, Xiaohua, you are such a genius!"
Zhang Xinyu kissed me on the mouth as a reward
"Take Snow White with you!" I said, "In case the king finds out, we will have an internal response! Although I am not afraid of the king!"
"Um!"
"Prince, why do you wear night clothes?" Snow White asked idiotically.
"Because we have to move at night!" I was too lazy to talk nonsense to her.
Just like that, on a dark and windy night, the three of us came to the palace. I gently pushed the thick city wall from the gap. Suddenly, the palace was disrupted. We took advantage of the chaos to arrive at the Queen's Palace.
Inside the house in front of you
I finally saw this mirror
This is really a magical mirror, you can see the most perfect side of yourself in it
"Mirror, Mirror, can you speak?"
"The one who can talk!"
"Can you tell me who is the most handsome?" I said coquettishly.
"Master, you are the most handsome in this house!"
Haha, not bad! I'm so proud
"But the palace is surrounded by people who are more handsome than you, Master!" the mirror said again.
"Ahem!" Peat, you can't say something nice!
"Haha, it's so funny!" Zhang Xinyu smiled and covered her mouth, how embarrassing!
"Then tell me who is the most beautiful?" I asked.
"Snow White is the most beautiful!"
After hearing this, Snow White walked happily to the mirror, stretched out her hand to hold my hand, and said, "Can the prince and I stay together happily?"
The mirror stopped talking. Snow White panicked and asked, "Why don't you talk?"
The mirror said: "You can't marry a prince, you will only marry this liar next to you! He is not a prince!"
"Ah?" Snow White stood there blankly, like a goose, not knowing what to say.
I smiled awkwardly
But the mirror finally said something nice: "But, you will be very happy together!"
"Humph!" Snow White walked away angrily.
It will be fine, it will be fine!
I pointed at Zhang Xinyu and asked the magic mirror: "Does she love me?"
The mirror stopped talking again
I wiped it off, this Zhang Xinyu, now I have fallen in love with you, but you still don’t love me, why?
Magic Mirror was silent for a long time and said: "She doesn't love you!"
"What's going on?" I turned my head and looked at Zhang Xinyu
"Maybe, cough, cough, maybe, the mirror makes mistakes sometimes!" Zhang Xinyu could only say this. When she saw that my face was not kind, she stepped back in fear.
"Then does Snow White love me?"
"Love you!"
The mirror continued: "But the queen also likes you very much now! She will fall in love with you one day!"
"Then how can I make her fall in love with me quickly?" I saw that Zhang Xinyu was far away from me and would not hear me ask this.
"Touch her breasts!"
Ahem! This mirror is really a god!
"Mirror Mirror, tell me, will the teacher and I live happily together?"
The magic mirror stopped talking again. This is what I asked with great piety. My heart was so excited that it was completely lifted into my throat. I was afraid of hearing a negative answer. How I hoped it could answer me painfully.
Tell me that my teacher and I will grow old together?
But the mirror still didn't say a word. What exactly is going on?
"Please, Magic Mirror, tell me quickly!"
The magic mirror said: "I haven't found the teacher. Please tell me the specific person!"
"Me and Guo Xiaofei!"
"Guo Xiaofei was not found, please name the specific person!"
It seems that it cannot answer the questions in our world
Finally, it was time to ask the right question. At this time, Zhang Xinyu came to ask again: "How can I be a great singer, movie queen, and a big sister in the entertainment industry!"
"You will never have this possibility!" said the mirror.
How could it be like this? I saw Zhang Xinyu looked aggrieved
"Then will I be very rich in the future?" Zhang Xinyu asked tackily.
"Can you stop being so tacky?" I said angrily.
"You will be very rich if you follow him!" Jing Jing said.
Zhang Xinyu glanced at me and snorted disdainfully
Ahem!
"How can I leave this world! Return to our world!"
The magic mirror stopped talking again
"How can I return to my world?" Zhang Xinyu also asked.
"Break me!" Mirror pondered for a long time and finally spoke!