Although the desk is heavy, Haolong, who is extremely strong, cannot help it. He wants to push the desk to the front, but the students in the first row are sitting in front of him. Now that he is a teacher, he cannot do this, but he cannot be pressed down.
, Haolong held the lecture table with his left hand to make it balanced, and did not let go. He just kept holding it.
"He's really strong"
"Yes, we stuffed five bags of flour into the desk!"
"Wow, that's amazing, I'm starting to admire him."
"Shut up, you idiot"
…
There are still about twenty minutes left before get out of class ends, and Hao Long can't just stand with his hands on the desk, "My classmates, I have already introduced myself, I think you should also introduce yourselves to me."
In the silence...another crow flies by
After a brief silence, Liu Yingying stood up and said, "My name is Liu Yingying, and I am the literary and art committee member of the class." After Liu Yingying introduced herself, she also made several sounds one after another.
"Jolin Tsai, the Queen of Singing"
"Noriko Sakai, drug addict girl"
"Rainie Yang, the cute leader"
"Wang Cuihua, neighborhood committee aunt"
…
Haolong's expression changed. Hey, it really is a headache class. They all look so well-behaved, but they are really uncooperative. You have let down an excellent teacher like me who is determined to work hard until death.
"Wow, I didn't expect that our class is full of celebrities! How about I call you now?"
... once more a crow flies by
A few more black lines appeared on Haolong's forehead, "If you don't speak, you will acquiesce. Okay, starting from the first one, Hou Xiaoqian, the glasses look quite strong for her age, Si Yanqian, Feng Shuping, such a sudden name,
Wow, wow, wow, and your body shape, doesn’t anyone say you look like a failed Japanese female sumo wrestler? Just call her Meatball!"
"Well, she looks pure and has slender legs, a long-legged girl."
"Oh my god, look at you, you are so young and full of acne! You look like someone who just came out of the honeycomb, so I call you honeycomb coal."
…
Haolong continued to give nicknames one by one. Of course, some girls with special looks objected. The girls who got the better nicknames didn't have much reaction on the surface, but they were still very happy in their hearts and slowly followed Haolong.
They were given one funny nickname after another, and the others no longer objected, and gradually began to look forward to hearing the next nickname that would make people laugh. Even years later, they still called the nickname Hao Long gave them.
Number
"Four eyes and buck teeth!"
"The whole one-female version of Wang Mazi!"
…
"Ha ha……"
"Hahahahaha..." There are girls in the classroom who look like girls, and they all smile in all kinds of weird ways. One of them laughed with snot in her mouth, and another smiled like a female orangutan in heat.
He slapped the two lumps of flesh on his chest with his fists.
When Haolong came to the first class of 296, he just smiled and passed by. The teachers who passed by felt strange, what happened to 296 today? Those who heard it were surprised, and those who saw it were stunned. "He is indeed a top teacher, he can interact with students like this."
After the bell rang, Haolong took away the hand holding the desk because one of his hands was still stuck to the floor. With a bang, the desk fell to the podium. Before leaving, Haolong still
I didn't forget to show the cute little girls a smile that I thought was very charming, and waved the hand that was stuck to the floor.
"Hey, is this still a hand? The whole floor." Haolong said, looking at the hand stuck to the floor. He was in a hurry to go to the toilet just now. Oh, my god, he forgot that this is a girls' school and there is no men's toilet. He was carrying a piece of floorboard.
He rushed into the women's toilet, causing the girls who were in the toilet to panic and scream. They had never seen such a perverted teacher. He had to grab the floor when going to the toilet. Haolong was so frightened that he fled in a hurry and sneaked to the corner of the school.
In the woods, he started to have physiological needs. He forgot again. His right hand was now stuck to the floor. He did the whole process with his not very flexible left hand. After finishing, there were still wet urine stains on his trouser legs.
"It's so embarrassing. Well, go find the school doctor." Haolong walked towards the infirmary.
"Doctor, is the doctor here?" Hao Long, who had just walked in, shouted
"Who is it!" A little girl wearing a pink nurse uniform rushed out. She looked like she was in her early twenties, with big eyes, a cherry mouth, and a decent figure. She was frowning and staring at Haolong.
"Hey! I'm asking you, who are you!" the little nurse asked again loudly.
"Oh, I, I, I'm sick, I, I, I, fainted." After Haolong finished speaking in a whiny voice, he did not forget to act, pretending to be faint, and fell to the ground.
When the little nurse saw that Haolong had really fainted on the ground, she panicked and immediately went to help Haolong, but she couldn't drag Haolong even though she tried her best.
Haolong slowly opened his eyes and raised his right hand that was stuck on the floor, "Oh, my hand, please."
"Well, then you lie on the bed first and I'll be here right away." After the little nurse said that, she went to get the tools.
On the bed! These words made the big color dragon's blood boil for a moment and he was on the bed.
"Stretch out your hand," the little nurse said, "Who are you? There are no men in our school."
Haha, what a soft-hearted little nurse. "I am a new teacher. I teach Class 296, a paradise where hell, devils and fairies dance. This is their masterpiece."
"Ah, which class do you teach? Usually the teachers who come to my place teach Class 296," the little nurse said while squeezing Haolong's hand and cutting the glue with a small scalpel.
"Oh, no, it hurts, ah - yeah, don't, hum - um -" Haolong was enjoying it while pervertedly calling the little nurse's weak and boneless hands, it's really good.
"You, what's your name? Does it hurt so, so much? You're telling me not to do it!" the little nurse said, puffing up her cheeks.
"Well, I won't call you anymore. What's your name, nurse? What's the phone number? Do you have a boyfriend?..." A series of questions came out of Haolong's mouth.
"My name is Lan Shiyu, phone number is 1368875..." The little nurse with a focused expression seemed to have realized something, and slapped Haolong hard, "You are bad, you are bad, I don't care about you anymore."
"No, you are the most beautiful little nurse I have ever seen. You look so sweet, your heart is so kind, and your name is so poetic. Oh, you are really perfect. I am afraid that I will fall into your gentle but gentle
A deep trap," Haolong said, covering his chest and biting his lips.
When had the innocent little nurse heard such words? Two red clouds suddenly appeared on her face. She kept rubbing a corner with her little hands and ran inside with her head lowered.