"Teacher Hao, why are you still sitting here? It's time for class." Weng Xiaoling opened the door and said
"Well, right away, you go first," Haolong said with a smile.
"Haha, I don't have classes, so I just sit in the office," Weng Xiaoling said
"Ah, it's over, no classes!" Hao Long secretly sighed at his bad luck. He died before he left the battlefield, which made the hero burst into tears. "Do you really have no classes?"
"No, the remaining three teachers have no classes and will be here soon," Weng Xiaoling said
"It's really over, there are no classes, do you want them to see my naked butt?" Without stopping, Haolong began to look at Weng Xiaoling with evil eyes, "Teacher Weng, look over there!"
Weng Xiaoling looked in the direction Haolong pointed, "Is it nothing?"
Haolong had already stood up, took off his suit and wrapped it around his waist. "Oh, they ran away. Teacher Weng, I still have class, so I'll leave first." Haolong started to get away.
"Well, be careful, they will punish you," Weng Xiaoling reminded.
"Well, thank you." Haolong thanked him and walked out of the office.
After Haolong left, Weng Xiaoling saw the butt-shaped piece of cloth on Haolong's chair, covered her mouth and smiled, took a book and put it on top, blocking the butt-shaped piece of cloth
"Hey, it's unlucky, it's unlucky." Haolong sighed as he walked and lamented how difficult his career in life was. At this time, a girl wearing a white dress walked past him.
"Ah, it smells so good!" Haolong sniffed his nose gently and began to look at the girl's back. She was absolutely pure, absolutely... Haolong, who wanted to make a comment, saw a rather embarrassing place, Snow White
There was a peach blossom blooming on the back of her skirt. It must be the one from the women. He wanted to say it, but he didn't know how to say it.
"Well, this, classmate" Haolong finally said
"What's wrong?" The girl turned around and said to you.
So beautiful, so simple, like an ink painting that makes people feel refreshed, so beautiful and simple
"Uh, there are peach blossoms on the back of your skirt," Haolong said while looking around.
The girl in the white skirt pulled up her skirt and took a look, then ran away with a blushing face.
"It's done, let's go to class." A male teacher with a suit tied around his waist walked gracefully in the corridor.
"Dingle bell..." The school bell rang, and Haolong also ushered in the first class taught by a teacher in his life. Thinking of this, Haolong was filled with pride and walked into the classroom happily.
"Everyone, ah..." Haolong, who had just entered the door, was tripped by an imperceptible thread tied to the door frame. Can our Brother Long be so weak? Haolong thought to himself, "I look down on you so much."
Brother Long, you are teasing me in such an old-fashioned way." When his body was about to fall to the ground, Haolong put one hand on the ground, and his body that was about to fall immediately straightened up again.
Haolong looked at the somewhat disappointed eyes of his classmates and felt a little proud before continuing to move forward.
"Huh? Smart, it turned out to be a second line." Haolong, who had just walked a few steps, tripped over another line. He didn't expect that they actually had two lines. There were some doors. Haolong thought the same thing in his mind.
When his body was about to fall to the ground, he supported the ground with one hand and did not get up.
"Ah, no, these beautiful bastards!" Hao Long cursed secretly. It turned out that Hao Long was tricked when he was holding the ground with one hand. The place where he was holding the ground was coated with a layer of strong glue, and his big hand had just been pressed on it.
Haolong posture is a push-up posture with one hand. This posture is very uncomfortable for a long time.
Haolong's hands were stuck, but his feet were not. He walked a few steps and squatted on the ground.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Hahaha……"
…
The goblins who succeeded in their conspiracy laughed loudly, and Haolong also giggled along with it.
Haolong's current posture is very Japanese. He is squatting on the ground with his legs spread apart. Between his legs is the stuck hand. The other hand resting on his leg is really pitiful. He is probably the first
A teacher squatting on the ground to teach
"Haha, well, the students are still very smart. Is there anyone who can help the teacher?" Haolong said with a playful smile.
"Tsk" most of the classmates Qiqi said "tsk"
"Report" a report sounded
Haolong looked back and saw that it was the girl in the white skirt just now, but now she had changed into black tight jeans, which highlighted her slender legs. Haolong squatted on the ground and looked at it blankly.
"Report!" The girl shouted again, and Haolong came to his senses and let her in.
Haolong also felt resentment in his heart. He had fallen into a trap like this. It was a bit difficult to take out his hand because the glue was too strong and could easily hurt his hand. After thinking about it, Haolong turned his free left hand to the sticky hand.
He slapped the floor hard for about ten times, and used his right hand to pull up the entire floor. The little girls below were all stunned. Haolong looked at their surprised looks, and felt happy in his heart.
"Haha, worship me now. There are not many people who think I am so wise and powerful now, hahaha..." But he just thought about it and did not say it out loud, so Haolong walked up to the podium carrying a piece of floorboard.
"Ah, classmates, I am your new Chinese teacher, Hao Long. You can call me Teacher Hao, Teacher Long, or Brother Long," Hao Long said shamelessly.
All the girls underground are feeling cold
"From these little things, it seems that you are still very smart. You are able to trick such a wise and powerful young man as me. You can encourage and encourage these extremely smart and promising young people."
"Wow, this teacher is so narcissistic"
"Not only is he narcissistic, he is also very powerful."
"Not only is he strong, he is also very violent!"
...The girl below was chirping.
Haolong saw a pair of somewhat resentful eyes, as if he had not paid the prostitute after he had gone to whoring, but the toilet paper was taken away just after he had defecated. Haolong remembered that he had thrown the toilet paper on his desk.
My classmate, I think her name is Han Tingting, is a taekwondo master. His father is a senior taekwondo coach. Hao Long just looked away. This kind of look is not comfortable.
"There should be 40 people in the class, why are there less than 30 now?" Haolong asked
silence
"Does anyone answer me?" Haolong asked again
The teacher seems to have a crow flying over
A few black lines appeared on Haolong's forehead. He thought to himself, am I too disrespectful? Am I not handsome enough?
"Teacher, they, they have always been very free." A girl stood up, it was the girl in the white skirt.
"Yes." Haolong checked the information and found out that this girl is Liu Yingying, the mayor's daughter! But how could the mayor's daughter end up in such a garbage class? Haolong couldn't figure it out, "I understand, sit down.
Let them find me after they arrive."
He was really tired from holding a piece of floor all the time. He wanted to sit down and take a rest. Just when his butt was about to hit the chair, he saw the expectant looks of his classmates. Haha, I'm not that easily fooled.
The students below watched Haolong sit down, but nothing happened. They all felt strange. In fact, Haolong didn't do anything. He was half-squatting. Although he was a little tired, Haolong put his arms on the desk, so that he could
He tried to save some effort, but who knew, as soon as his arm exerted force, the two legs on the inside of the lecture table were broken, and the entire lecture table was pressed against Haolong.
"Wow, why is it so heavy?" Haolong still suffered a loss. There must be something heavy in the lecture table.
Haha, Brother Long is about to have a story with a group of little girls, look forward to it, collect + spend + rate!!!