Chapter 189: Four idiots make a scene at the engagement banquet
Haolong and his party have arrived in Nancheng, and they can see the splendid Jiashun Hotel from a distance. Ordinary people can only look at it, but Haolong is going in today, and he is going to make a big fuss!
Haolong and the other four placed the motorcycles in a remote corner, and first hid behind the luxury cars in the parking lot.
"Wow, all of them are fucking famous cars. There are almost none of them below one million." Fang Tai said, looking at the hundreds of cars that were listening, "Hehe..." The golden monkey laughed sinisterly, "I do have one.
It's a relatively bad idea." After saying that, he took out his switchblade, sighed with a swipe of the blade, and stabbed the tire of the BMW in front of him.
"Pfft--" The BMW's tire immediately lost air.
Xiaobai looked at the golden monkey's actions and gave the golden monkey a thumbs up, "It's tall, although it's very damaging, but I like it!" After saying that, he also took out his folding knife and stabbed the tire in front of him.
Go down
For a moment, the parking lot was filled with the sound of tires being deflated. At least half of the hundreds of luxury cars had been deflated.
"Okay, now hurry up and sneak in. It's already eight o'clock, and it looks like it's about to start," Haolong urged.
The four people went around to the back, took off their clothes, wrapped them around their hands, and broke the glass on the window behind them. The four people got in one after another. The four people didn't know where they were. After all, the Jiashun Hotel was too big.
Haolong sneaked slowly against the corner and vaguely saw several chefs in white robes walking by. He thought this must be the kitchen, "Jinhou, you and I sneak in." Then he pointed to Fang Tai and Xiaobai, "You guys
Two people sneaked into the hall."
Xiaobai and Fang Tai made an OK gesture, then separated Haolong and Jinhou and found the toilet. It seemed that God really helped.
Two people who looked like chefs followed each other to the toilet, "Damn, the show tonight is really grand. I didn't expect that the boss's son is getting engaged. Oh, what a show."
"Master, forget it, we are just ordinary people."
Haolong and Jinhou who were hiding inside took advantage of the moment when they took out their little brother and knocked them out. I don't know if the little man held it in for too long. After falling on his back, he actually started to urinate, like
It's like a fountain. Fortunately, the golden monkey hid quickly, otherwise he would have been peed on.
"Damn, they're both so small, it turns out their flesh is already growing down there," the golden monkey muttered.
"Quick, take off their clothes, put them on and go to the kitchen," Haolong said
The golden monkey chuckled and took off the little man's clothes, but after the golden monkey put them on, his face darkened, because when the little man fell on his back, he peed all over his body, but now
The golden monkey put on this clothes full of urine
"Hahaha...you deserve it!" Hao Long laughed happily
After putting the two of them in the bathroom, Haolong and Jinhou walked out of the bathroom with their heads held high. The hat on Haolong's head was one meter high, but the hat on Jinhou's head was only thirty centimeters. Haolong was so impressive.
The golden monkey is just a little follower around Haolong
The level of a chef is generally the higher the hat, the higher the level. Like Haolong's hat, he must be a senior chef, but the golden monkey, uh... at most, he is a dishwasher.
"Damn, my hat is so low." The golden monkey muttered dissatisfiedly. He really couldn't stand the smell of urine on his body. It seems that the little man must have been angry in the past few days. The color of his urine is yellowish and the smell is strong.
Let’s talk about Fang Tai and Xiao Bai. Fang Tai knocked out a person who looked like a maintenance worker, put on his blue work clothes and started his own actions.
In the hall, Xiaobai proudly took the wine from the waiter's tray and drank, and even teased the beautiful girl, "Hey, you know, you are really outstanding, especially your figure, like
Venus, she is a natural model, can we talk?" Xiaobai blocked a woman wearing a yellow dress.
"Really? Many people say so, I can be a model," Huang Qun woman said
Xiaobai waved his hand, "More than that, actually I am an artist, specializing in the study of beautiful art." Xiaobai pretended to stroke his white-rimmed glasses and said in a pretentious tone.
"Art? Wow, you really have an artistic temperament. What kind of art do you study?" Huang Qun asked.
"It is the most difficult body art. I think we can study it together," Xiaobai said confidently.
When Huang Qun heard about the body art, her color changed, and then she whispered into Xiao Bai's ear and said, "Okay, you can go to my room to find me at the end of the dinner." Huang Qun said
A room card was stuffed into Xiaobai's hand
Even Xiao Bai didn't expect it to be so easy. Watching the Huang Qun women leave and looking at the room card in their hands, their blood boiled.
"Everyone, today is Quanzi's engagement dinner. I am very happy to invite you to attend. It is a great honor for Qin. Quanzi's fiancée will appear next," Qin Xiong said while holding the microphone.
I don’t know if it was to enhance the effect, but a ray of white light hit a place. Ling Miaoke, who had changed her clothes, was already standing there. Ling Miaoke tonight can be said to be the most beautiful, wearing a low-cut black corset.
The dress, the weak waist is like a willow swaying in the wind, the long skirt covers the slender legs, but exposes the lower half of the breasts, and the deep groove, which makes people think about it and makes countless people think about it.
The coveted man wears light makeup on his face, but his original pure black hair is like a waterfall pouring down his back.
However, Ling Miaoke's face at this time had a touch of sadness. She was very unhappy, like a resentful girl who had been deprived of her happiness. The appearance of Ling Miaoke's light sadness made the hall seem to light up instantly.
several times
"Well, it's very good." The woman wearing a red cheongsam said softly, then gently touched her face and sighed, "Hey, I am getting old after all."
…
In the kitchen, Haolong and Jinhou looked at the dishes on the table, and their saliva flowed out. It's not that they have never eaten delicious food, but they really have never eaten such delicious and expensive food. They are so excited when they see it.
He stuffed it into his mouth randomly, and his white robe was already full of butter.
"Well, not bad, really good"
"No, this abalone is still delicious, oh, damn it"
…
"You are the chefs on the first floor?" asked a chef wearing a high hat
Haolong thought to himself that the one who was knocked unconscious must be the chef on the first floor, and nodded immediately.
You know, in a high-end hotel like Jiashun Hotel, there are usually several chefs responsible for the food on one floor. It's different tonight. In order to better entertain the big shots outside, the best chefs on each floor are gathered together.
On the first floor, it is normal for each of them to find a few capable assistants to cook their best dishes and to greet the guests who do not know each other.
"What are you doing? I don't know if it's for the guests, but you ate them all!" The chef looked angry.
Haolong pointed at a plate of food and said: "Oh, damn, I don't know why, after I ate that dish, I felt like I would never be able to eat anything delicious again. It's so great. I want to find one."
There’s nothing better than that, but I didn’t find it.”
When the fat chef heard what Hao Long said, the anger on his face also subsided a bit because the dish was the specialty of the fat chef, and Hao Long happened to see it, "You are discerning, this dish
I dreamed of this recipe in my dream, and there was a voice from somewhere saying that I am the reincarnation of the God of Cookery, and if you eat it this time, it will be an advantage for you."
Haolong gave a thumbs up, "Awesome, I am a chef but I have never served anyone, but you are the one that I admire the most. This dish actually made me feel emotional, just like the one I just had with you."
The feeling a woman feels after going to bed, and the pleasure of witnessing a goddess taking off her pants and farting, I was so moved that I almost shed tears."
"Ah - my soulmate!" The fat chef hugged Hao Long, "I didn't expect that I would meet my soulmate here. Then I heard that as the God of Cookery, I would meet myself today.
My right-hand partner, come, let me teach you how to make this dish!"
Haolong was pulled by the chef to the stove, "This dish is called full of pleasure. Just like you said, there is a kind of pleasure, like seeing God drop a dog and eat shit. First, the best chicken breast...and then
Ginger powder..."
While the chef was working hard making his own special dishes, Haolong and Jinhou had already walked out of the kitchen. Haolong was holding a dozen skewers of barbecue in his left hand and a roast duck in his right hand and was eating non-stop.
The golden monkey was holding a roasted lamb leg in both hands, chewing it in big mouthfuls. There was also a row of chicken legs tied around his waist. From a distance, he thought it was a hand grenade.
As the two walked, they threw back broken bones and meat spit out from their mouths. The aunt who was responsible for cleaning followed Haolong and Jinhou. The aunt looked at Haolong and Jinhou angrily.
I've seen many shameless people who want to stuff the bones and meat into their butts, and then take it out and stuff it into their mouths, but this is the first time I've seen people as shameless as them.
"Oh, it's really fun. How are you doing, Jinhou?" Haolong asked.
The golden monkey threw away most of the leg of lamb, and the clean aunt behind him gave the golden monkey a silent, classic Chinese curse at his back.
"No problem, they will rush to the toilet later."
When they came, Haolong and the others passed a drugstore, and Haolong asked the golden monkey to buy almost all the laxatives. While the chef was working hard to cook, the golden monkey had already put laxatives into every dish.
"Hahaha, it's finally done. God has already told me that today's dish will be the best I've ever made, and it will be my pinnacle dish! Hahaha...ah? Where are the people? Where are they going?
Now?" The fat chef couldn't find Hao Long anywhere.