Chapter 199: Four idiots make a fuss at the engagement banquet II
"Ah, she is indeed a beautiful fiancée."
"Wow, she is really beautiful."
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The moment Ling Miaoke came out, the hall was full of words of praise for her. Even Qin Yuzhe was dumbfounded. He had never seen Ling Miaoke so beautiful, and the faint smile on her face.
Melancholy gave him a strong desire for government
Qin Xiong stopped the people present to praise his future daughter-in-law, and he was very happy in his heart. As for Ling Miaoke's father, he was so happy that he almost went to heaven.
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"Oh, what's going on? My head hurts so much." The little man touched his head and got up. He saw the master lying next to him and hurriedly shook him awake, "Master, master!"
"What are you shaking? What's wrong!" The chef rubbed his head and stood up, "Oh, why does my head hurt so much?"
"We must have been knocked unconscious. That's how it was shown on TV, and our clothes are gone," the little man said professionally.
The chef looked at his body with only his underwear left, and hurriedly covered his lower body, and then looked at the little man's bulging underside, "Wow, why is it so big! Did you eat the sauce donkey whip in the freezer?"
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"No, I was born with it"
"I don't believe it. If you don't tell me how to get bigger today, I will... just... blast you!"
"Don't tell me!"
"No!"
Fifteen minutes later, "Ah, help, ah!"
The chef limped out holding his butt, and the little man followed behind holding his crotch. The two of them were speechless all the way. After all, just now... When they came out, they saw a handsome handyman in blue clothes.
After seeing his appearance clearly, I fainted again
Yes, it was Tai Fang who dragged the two of them into the toilet again, and then started his evil plan
In the hall, the news of Ling Miaoke and Qin Yuzhe's engagement has been announced, and then it's time for everyone to enjoy the delicious food.
Ling Miaoke was pulled by his father to sit next to Qin Yuzhe, and he kept picking up food for Ling Miaoke. But would Ling Miaoke have an appetite? After leaving Ling Miaoke, the only thing he hadn't eaten yet was the one in his clothes.
The woman in the red cheongsam was sitting outside the banquet, half-lying on a lounge chair, gently sipping the red wine in her glass. She looked indescribably beautiful.
"Ouch, ouch, what's going on, ah, my stomach hurts so much!" A fat man who ate the most fiercely said, holding his stomach.
When he said this, it was like a chain reaction. More and more people covered their stomachs, screaming in pain. Qin Xiong frowned, thinking about what was going on, but his own stomach also hurt.
stand up
"Oops! I can't do it anymore, I have to go to the toilet!" After the fat man said that, he went straight to the toilet.
In an instant, there was the sound of chairs being tripped over and cups and plates being smashed. Ninety-nine percent of the people on the field rushed to the toilet.
This is the first floor, so the first choice is the bathroom on the first floor. There is only one bathroom on each floor. Men and women are divided into men and women. At this time, there are no distinctions between men and women. They are all crowded in the corridor.
"Ouch!" There was a cry of pain, and the fat man in the front fell to the ground with a cry of pain, "Damn it, who is so wicked as to pour oil on the ground!"
Then, the sound of "Ouch, Ouch" could be heard endlessly, and a large number of men and women fell down in the corridor in an instant.
Yes, this is exactly one of Fang Tai's plans, pour the oil! The current scene is so embarrassing. How can these dignitaries look even remotely noble? Their bodies are covered in butter, and they are shouting and rushing to the people on the ground.
To the toilet
"Oh, I'm a woman, let me go first!"
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The fat man who was running at the front actually fell the hardest. He stepped on the head of the people behind him and rushed to the front. There was already a stench in the corridor. Some guys who had been hollowed out by alcohol and sex were trampled on and their feces and urine were flowing everywhere.
, it was all wet and yellow in my crotch.
In the hall, Mayor Liu held a wine glass and asked Qin Yuzhe, "What happened to them?"
Qin Yuzhe was busy looking at Ling Miaoke. He didn't eat any food at all. Mayor Liu, because of the mayor's reasons, many people toasted him and exchanged a few words with each other. Naturally, he didn't eat any food. Ren Tianxing was also a
Ling Miaoke's father was present. Because he had the lowest status, he was busy running around and toasting as soon as the dinner started. Although he didn't eat the food, he was still there.
Feeling dizzy
"Haha, it seems they are all hungry," said the woman in red cheongsam, her voice was so charming.
"Really? Haha, they deserve it! Hahahaha!" The man in a mink coat laughed pervertedly.
A middle-aged man in Mao suit, about forty-five years old, frowned and thought to himself, "Could it be that the person Xiaozhe said is here?"
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"Ah! What! How could this happen!" The person who finally squeezed into the bathroom was dumbfounded for an instant, because the words "The toilet is broken and has not been repaired" were written on every seat.
"Whatever, I can't hold it in anymore!" A man yelled and rushed forward. As soon as he opened the door, he was disturbed by a guy behind him. The unrepaired toilet was covered with yellow poop.
They kissed her right away, she really eats shit!
"Ah, there's a squatting spot over there!" a voice sounded. It turned out that Mrs. Fang mercifully left a squatting spot, but it resulted in a more serious fight.
"I saw it first, I pulled it first!"
"Get out, I'm the section chief! I'll go first!" A middle-aged man forced back the person who yelled out first.
"Get out of the way!" The section chief was about to fill the wine glass when someone pulled him away, "I'm the captain!"
"Squad leader, be careful I get you!"
"Hmph, what kind of section chief are you? I'm the captain of the special forces!" After the captain said that, he kicked the section chief in the crotch.
The section chief screamed. He no longer needed the toilet. The thing in his crotch was like a button. He was kicked by the captain. The back door opened and he came out. The bathroom was suddenly filled with an unpleasant smell of shit.
"No, I'd rather go to the women's room!" a man yelled.
It was like it was contagious. I couldn't hold it in anymore so I ran to the women's restroom next door. Not to mention anything else, the fight was very tight even in the women's restroom!
"I am the section chief's wife!"
"I'm a supermarket owner, be careful I won't sell you sanitary napkins in the future!"
"Seventy percent of the adult product stores in the city belong to me, so be careful not to sell you condoms in the future!"
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"Get the hell out of my way!" The women who were fighting were stunned when they saw a group of men running in.
The women's restroom also only has one good toilet, and the rest is covered with passed sanitary napkins and the like. It's even more disgusting than the men's restroom. "Get the hell out of my way. I need to use the restroom. I'm desperate for the key! I'm pulling your tongue."
inside!"
How can a woman compete with a man at this time? Under the strength and violence of a man, no matter the wife of the director, the wife of the section chief or even the wife of the deputy mayor, they all kept their mouths shut obediently.
"Go to the second floor, you can't go to the second floor, you can't go to the third floor!" a voice yelled.
Another group of people rushed out of the toilet and took the elevator to the second floor. How could our Mrs. Fang not have thought of this? But he knew that his workload was already heavy, just filling the toilets with shit and sanitary napkins.
It was enough to make Fang Tai feel sick for a thousand and eight hundred times, so he left the elevator problem to Xiao Bai.
After Xiaobai received the room card from the yellow group of women, he received a call from Fang Tai, and then successfully got on the elevator. Now what he is waiting for is for these so-called dignitaries to spend an unforgettable day.
Dozens of people rushed into the elevator. Some weak women were thrown out at this time. There were only a dozen men and a few strong women left in the elevator.
The elevator rose slowly. Suddenly, with a click, the ESC stopped halfway and the lights inside went out. The small space was instantly surrounded by darkness.
"Damn it, who peed on my trouser legs!"
"You bastard, it stinks so much, whoever can't hold it in anymore will poop first!"
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Those who were left outside had no choice but to take the stairs. It was such a terrible torture. I wonder if any of you have ever had the experience of taking laxatives and then holding back to find the toilet. The feeling is really unbearable for ordinary people (don’t have any doubts, I
I have never had this kind of experience) So on the way to run up the stairs, a few women couldn't stand it. The smell of fishy smell spread, and yellow urine came out of the skirt along the legs.
Fortunately, thanks to Fang Tai's limited physical strength and endurance, he did not damage the bathroom on the second floor. However, the bathroom was not very big. A dozen men occupied it first. You must know that this was not just a simple shit, but
It's diarrhea, not once, but many, many times
In the bathroom, there was a sudden "crackling" noise.
"Brother, I beg you, I am the wife of the chief of the finance department. I will ask my husband to help you when you go out. Let me in first."
"Get out of the way, I really can't hold it in anymore, I can't even clamp it!"
"Brother, do your best. After all, you are a man and can still clamp it. I am a woman and I can't clamp it!"
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Haolong, Jinhou, Fangtai and Xiaobai, who were watching all this in secret, were already filled with joy. Such scenes of shit and urine are really rare.
The four of them met in a room, which was the room of the yellow group of women who had given the room card to Xiaobai.
"Hahahaha, Mrs. Fang, I really admire you. I didn't expect you to be able to accomplish such a great deed! When I go back, I will write it on the great party constitution of the Tai Sui Party so that you can be admired by future generations!" Hao Long laughed.
Fang Tai had a gloomy face, as if ink was about to drip out, "Damn it, you thought I was willing, I..." Fang Tai couldn't help but feel nauseated.
"Hahaha, forget it, let's keep going." Haolong stopped laughing and gave the order.
Four idiots continue to cause a scene at the engagement party!