The final exam of Dove Girls' School is scheduled for the 24th and 25th. It can be said that it is imminent. Haolong has no confidence in the results of Class 296. He has electronic eyes and an invigilator, and there is no cheating.
The precedent is really embarrassing for Haolong.
Haolong was chatting with several teachers in the office, "Hey, Teacher Yang, when do you think this test paper will be coming out?"
Yang Xi, the previous class teacher of Class 296, handed over the position of class teacher to Hao Long after Hao Long came. "Well, generally speaking, you come down one week before the exam. What's wrong? Are you thinking about it?
Are you nervous about grades?"
Haolong put his hand on his chest and rubbed it vigorously, "Yes, I was very confident in those lively and cute little girls at first. But when I saw their previous results, my heart fell from heaven.
It’s hell”
Yang Xi snorted and turned her head slightly, "Is Teacher Hao saying that my teaching is not good?"
Haolong slapped his forehead and then remembered that the teacher Yang in front of him was the previous class teacher. If he said that his previous exam results were not good, wouldn't he be saying in disguise that Teacher Yang's teaching was not good? "No, no, no, that's not what I meant."
Teacher Yang smiled, "It's okay, I'm joking with you, but the grades in the class have improved, and we are inseparable from you." Teacher Yang praised Haolong.
Today is June 22nd. Haolong drank too much last night and has a headache today. "My classmates, have you memorized all the Chinese language?" Haolong stood on the podium, holding a book in his hand.
It’s no wonder that Haolong is lazy about brand new Chinese textbooks. He basically doesn’t read the Chinese textbooks in his hands, they are almost new.
"No," the forty girls replied in unison, and Haolong almost fell off the desk.
Haolong coughed twice in embarrassment, "How can you be so naughty? You have failed the teacher's expectations of you. Do you really want to watch the teacher leave? Will you be happy in that way? Just
Are you proud of what you have accomplished in destroying education?"
The little girls below were all suppressing their hums and laughing, "Teacher, there is really nothing to memorize in Chinese, just a few sentences dictated. Even if you memorize the whole book, it won't be of any use."
Hao Long frowned, "No, that's wrong!" Hao Long prolonged his tone, "Old prose is the crystallization of ancient people's thoughts. You should have a deep understanding of its meaning, which will benefit you a lot.
of"
"No, sometimes I feel that memorizing some ancient prose is a waste of time! It's the new century now, who can still write ancient prose? It's easy to understand when the ancient prose is translated into vernacular. Sometimes I really feel that the writing of the ancients is too childish.
"Han Tingting gave her own explanation
Hao Long nodded, and it seemed to make sense, "Learning ancient Chinese will also improve your thinking. Don't think so much. This is a treasure of our China, the crystallization of the ancients..."
"I don't think so. I recently read a book called "Becoming a Teacher in a Girls' School" and I thought it was pretty good. I really like the teacher in it, and it feels very personal..."
Yaya, there are girls in the class who read this kind of online novel. It's really incredible. "Being a Teacher in a Girls' School"! Just hearing this name makes people excited. Haolong already has it in his heart.
He determined that this book was a banned book, "Well, students, don't you think the topic we are talking about seems a bit far away? We need to prepare for the exam. I will discuss literary issues like this with you later."
Haolong was in the office. He was holding Chinese test papers from previous exams. He was comparing the Chinese papers with the questions that might appear in this exam. From time to time, he used a pen to mark a paragraph or a sentence in the book throughout the morning.
It's been so long
The Chinese language test is all about choices, reading plus composition choices. The first part is some basic multiple-choice questions. Recognizing words and idioms should not be a big problem for little girls. Then there is ancient Chinese, which is a difficult point, and a lot of points are lost.
As for the composition here, Hao Long thought of the Mickey Mouse story he had assigned. It was really embarrassing. Hao Long even wondered whether some students in the class had graduated from elementary school.
During self-study in the evening, Haolong took the Chinese textbook to the classroom and asked the students to catch all the key points that he thought were important, and then spent the rest of the time watching them and asking them to memorize them.
"Teacher" Xia Heting called Haolong, then walked up to the podium and stood next to Haolong.
"What's wrong? Did you memorize it?" Although Haolong himself is a Chinese teacher, he almost fell asleep listening to the students' voices memorizing.
Xia Heting pouted, "No, I'm talking about stealing papers."
Haolong became more excited when he heard this, "What! Stealing papers! What kind of papers are you stealing! Did I say that I was going to steal papers? Don't slander me. I am an excellent Chinese teacher. I am not responsible for such unreasonable things."
It can’t be done”
Xia Heting snorted and looked down on Hao Long, "Forget it, I don't know what you think."
Haolong raised his eyebrows at Xia Heting, "What? Do you know what I think?" Then Haolong stared at Xia Heting's chest and looked at the pair of poached eggs.
Xia Heting felt angry when Haolong looked at her like this, "You..." But considering that this was a classroom, she held back her anger and sat back in her seat.
Haolong giggled twice, and then when he looked down at the desk, he found an extra piece of paper on the table. Haolong picked up the paper and looked at it. There was a line of beautiful small words on it, and there was a cute little bear underneath,
"Teacher, if you are really not sure, just steal the test paper! I can't bear to let you go..."
Who wrote this? Haolong raised his head and scanned the classroom, and then he smiled in his heart. When he saw Liu Yingying, Liu Yingying quickly covered her face with the book, and then recited a few words loudly.
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Do you really want to steal the test papers? Haolong thought in his heart, he had never had this idea before, in order to make a brilliant career in his education, steal!
However, during self-study, there were a few little girls who didn't endorse things properly and secretly passed on the notes, which seemed to be some kind of secret.
In the evening, Haolong went back to the boys' dormitory, and a few stinky boys had already gone back to motherfuckers! They were all studying hard, but these stinky boys were competing to see which of them had smellier feet.
"Hahaha, how are you? Do my feet smell?" Shi Qiang took off his socks, and a smell worse than shit filled the dormitory.
Song Min made a disdainful sound, took off her shoes with the Hongxing Erke logo, and then took off her socks. The white air visible to the naked eye was rising slowly, and then there was a smell that was stronger than Shi Qiang's. Then Song Min waved her hand.
"Compared with me, you can't do it"
"Help! Don't let anyone live!" Tian Tian covered his nose and yelled in the dormitory.
"Huh? Smells worse than feet?" At this time, Ah Sen came back. He took the lead and sat on the lower bunk bed, flicking his shoes and socks. Oh my god! I was so impressed. The stench of Song Min's name was posted on the Internet, but Ah Sen
The stench on the feet was slowly sinking! For a moment, it was as if a hundred mustard gas bombs had been dropped into the boys' dormitory. Xiaoqiang in the corner was choked and turned over. Except for Asen, the remaining few people
I rushed out of the dormitory immediately, opened my mouth and breathed in the fresh air.
"Haha, you sucked very hard." Haolong held a Mediterranean in his mouth, "Don't you know I just farted a lot?"
"Ugh-" Several people ran to the toilet again and vomited loudly.
Without any mental preparation, Haolong went to the boys' dormitory, which was now more terrifying than the gas bomb experimental base. As soon as he entered the door, he smelled a suffocating smell. His mind was dizzy, and he held on to the door frame, "Uh... I...
…Am I poisoned…”
At the same time, the little girls also had a holiday. Ren Xueqi was under strict supervision during this period, so she was picked up by the Tianren Gang after class. The remaining group of little girls gathered together to discuss what the leader was.
That's Li Si
"Sister Sisi, what should we do tonight?" said a little girl with an afro.
Normally, they were used to Ren Xueqi issuing orders, but now Ren Xueqi is no longer there, and they have not told Ren Xueqi about this matter. Only now does Li Si realize that being the boss is not that easy.
"Then just follow what we said and spread out. After success, we will gather here." Li Si gave the order.
The five little girls shouted "Come on" and dispersed.
…
Finally, the smell of the boys' dormitory was eliminated by opening the windows, doors, and the fans of the crowd. Poor Asen, Haolong asked several boys to strip off their clothes and throw them into the pool of the water room, and treated him
Carry out a major cleaning
What's even more disgusting is that Song Min poured a pack of washing powder on Ah Sen's body. As if retaliating, Tian Tian picked up the toilet brush and rubbed it back and forth on Ah Sen's body, while singing, "Wash, wash, wash, wash."
Brush, oh oh..."
"You, you are so heartless..." Asen, who was naked in the pool, had tears streaming from his eyes and shouted to the sky, but who was paying attention to him at this time?
Haolong threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, "Hey, I don't believe I can't clean you!"
Ah Sen, who had been ravaged by Haolong and the others, had his whole body turned red. At first glance, it was crystal clear. I have to say that Ah Sen’s skin was very good.
"I...I...please!" Ah Sen sneezed heavily before he could speak, "I curse you! Damn, who pulled out my hair!" Ah Sen was now covering his lower body tightly.
, standing alone in the pool, like an abandoned lamb
Shi Qiang chuckled, spread his palms, and blew a handful of black hair from his palms...