"What kind of hair are you holding in your hand?" Haolong said, looking at the black hair slowly falling from the air.
Shi Qiang chuckled and pointed at Ah Sen, who was clutching his lower body, "That's the hair there."
"Oh, it's too violent and disgusting." Haolong shook his head, "But I like it, so let's strip him naked!"
"Oh! Roar!" Several boys made wolf-like sounds, roaring and rushing towards poor Asen.
Asen yelled and raised his hands, "Oh my God! Please spare me, it hurts so much!"
...Seven minutes later, Haolong leaned against the wall of the water room and lit a Mediterranean root, "Hey, I didn't expect that your boy is quite hairy."
Asen leaned against the corner and squatted on the ground holding his knees, looking very aggrieved, like a little girl who had just been molested, her eyes filled with crystal tears, "You, you are so cruel, you stripped me naked all at once!"
It has taken more than ten years to grow so much. I hate you so much."
…
On Fifth Avenue, five little girls were sneaking around the public restrooms. Each of them was next to a public restroom. Fifth Avenue is also relatively long, so there are several public restrooms.
Li Si leaned against a telephone pole, holding his hands tightly and staring at the entrance of the boys' toilet. Finally, a thin middle-aged man with a briefcase went to the toilet. Li Si followed carefully.
Going in, he watched the man take off his pants and squat in the pit. Li Si put the bun behind him on his head. The wide hat covered most of his face, so he wouldn't worry about being recognized by others.
"There's someone here, go to the side." The person in the pit said to Li Si
Li Sicong took out an electric shock baton from his pocket, pressed the button, and electric sparks came out from the top of the electric shock baton, "Give me the bag!"
The middle-aged man who was squatting in the pit and making a dung bucket panicked. He was being robbed. He still had a weapon in his hand. What should he do? And the voice sounded like a woman! "Here, little sister, I have no money."
Don't be anxious. Uncle will give you pocket money after he finishes squatting. You go outside and wait first."
Li Si passed the electric shock baton in front of the middle-aged man. The electric spark crackled and the middle-aged man could feel his hair standing up slightly. "Okay, don't be impulsive! Don't be impulsive!" he said.
He handed the briefcase in his hand to Li Si
Li Si took the briefcase and ran out. The middle-aged man squatting in the pit immediately wiped his butt with toilet paper when he saw Li Si going out. He didn't even notice that the paper was punctured. He just wanted to go out and catch Li Si quickly.
Si snatched the bag back, but when he went out, Li Si had already run away and disappeared. He only found his briefcase on the roadside, but the cash in it was gone. Fortunately, the other things were still there.
More than forty minutes later, the five little girls gathered together again and followed each other to the night market. They simply ordered something to eat and then talked about their experiences.
Li Si took out his achievements from his pocket and put them on the table. There were more than two thousand yuan in them.
Another little girl only took out a few hundred yuan, "The person I'm eyeing is a pauper, and he only has a few hundred yuan."
"Yours is a lot, at least you still have it, but I didn't get a penny. After waiting for a long time, no one went to the toilet," the girl with an afro said, holding her chin.
"Little sister, where are you?" Li Si asked a yellow-haired girl.
The yellow-haired girl shook her head, "I didn't either. I was too nervous and that person was a big bad guy. He actually stood up and asked me to look at where he was. I held the electric shock baton to him and shocked him.
fall down"
Li Si shuddered when he heard that he even electrified someone else's house, and still faced that place. "What about you?" Li Si asked the last little girl.
The last little girl also shook her head, "It's not like you don't know that I am the most timid. The man in the toilet was a handsome guy, but I accidentally shocked him."
…
While five little girls were eating late-night snacks at the night market, in a public restroom on Fifth Avenue, Xiaobai stood up slowly, holding on to the wall, and couldn't help but trembled a few times, "Fuck,
How dare you shock me! You should shock me while I'm squatting in the pit!" Xiaobai looked at the feces on his pants, his expression was very painful, "Wipe it! You need to change your pants!"
Xiaobai is really unlucky. Tonight, Golden Monkey, Fang Tai, Xiaobai and Birdman came to Fifth Avenue, which they haven't been to for a long time, to check the situation. By the way, they took Birdman to get familiar with it. After all, they are all their brothers.
After that, they went to a small restaurant to have something to eat and drink. Unfortunately, the restroom in the restaurant was broken, so Xiaobai had to go to the public restroom.
As soon as Xiaobai unbuttoned his pants and squatted in the pit, a man with a big black hat came in and pointed an electric shock baton at him. Just as Xiaobai was about to curse a few words, his body felt numb and painful, and then something happened.
Don’t even know anymore
In order to avoid being seen by those people in his current embarrassing state, Xiao Bai first went to a clothing store to get a pair of pants. Fortunately, the people on Fifth Avenue were all his own people. After Xiao Bai changed his pants, he went back angrily.
Restaurant
"What's wrong with you? You're constipated. It's been so long. Do you have an anal fissure?" the golden monkey joked.
Xiaobai sat on a chair and drank a glass of beer, then smashed the glass on the table with a "bang", "Damn, I was tricked" and then told what happened to him in the toilet.
Fang Tai, Golden Monkey, and Birdman burst into laughter after hearing this. The toilet was attacked. It was really a joke. Then Fang Tai, who was thoughtful, took a look at Xiao Bai's pants. They were obviously new. "Xiao Bai, it seems that you just said
These are not the pants you are wearing.”
Xiaobai was speechless and blushed instantly. The three of them laughed again.
"Damn it! I'm going to catch them back!" Xiaobai slapped the table and said
The golden monkey stopped laughing, "Yes, yes, we want to catch them back, but do you know who they are?"
Xiaobai thought about it, "Well, I know, she yelled that she was a woman, no! She was a girl! She seems to have a pretty good figure."
Fang Tai touched his chin, "Well, he shouldn't have gone too far. From what Xiao Bai said, he shouldn't be an enemy. Maybe it was the girl's first time and she was nervous, so she accidentally stunned Xiao Bai." As expected, Fang Tai
He is very thoughtful and can analyze things clearly and logically in just a few words.
"Then where do you think she should be?" asked the golden monkey.
"Hey, let me answer this for you," Birdman said, "Since the target is in a public toilet, it will definitely not be one person but a group of people. The specific number is not very clear. According to Fangtai, if it is the first time
, then they should show off their achievements in one place and then divide the money." Birdman is indeed a killer, and his analysis of things is no less than Fang Tai
Xiaobai smiled and said, "Okay! We have nothing to do anyway, so let's look for them! Maybe they are girls!"
The four people came out of the small restaurant and rode their own motorcycles. Of course, except for Birdman, there was a little donkey with a non-main donkey hairstyle under his butt, following the three of them.
…
"Do you think this money is enough?" Li Si said holding the banknotes in his hand.
"It's less than three thousand, how can it be enough?" said the little girl
Li Si shook his head, "No, there's more! We also need to get some money ourselves. I think barely enough is enough."
The other four little girls nodded, "Well, if it's not enough, I'll think of a way."
The night market is not far from Fifth Avenue. Several people were looking in four directions, but they were finally noticed by Birdman. The reason was that when they were preparing to go home, a little girl was bored and took out an electric shock stick.
Playing with it in his hand, pressing it from time to time, the birdman accidentally caught sight of the crackling electric flower.
Birdman smiled, patted the little donkey's butt, and stepped forward to block the way of the five little girls. "My pretty girl, what are you doing?"
"Wow, the horse you are riding is so small!" A little girl looked at the little donkey under Birdman's crotch with surprise in her eyes.
Birdman raised his eyebrows, "Haha, you guys are so short-sighted. Let me teach you a lesson. What I'm riding is not a horse, but a donkey!" Then he said to the little donkey, "Isn't that right? Donkey
?”
The little donkey and its companion brayed twice.
"Oh! So this is a donkey!" The little girl carefully stepped forward and touched the little donkey's head.
The little donkey shook its huge donkey head, fearing that the little girl would damage his non-domestic hairstyle. The birdman on the donkey's back took out his mobile phone and called the other three people, meaning that he had found him and asked them to come to the night market.
Not long after, three motorcycles came to Birdman's side. A little girl looked at Xiaobai with an angry look on her face and screamed out loud.
"What's wrong? Look how cute the little donkey is, and you're still scared?" Li Si was touching the donkey's head.
The little girl who stunned Xiaobai poked Li Si, "No, it's the person I stunned who is here."
After hearing this, Li Si slapped the little donkey on the head, and there was a crisp "pop" sound. It was really loud!
"Sister, do you still know who I am?" Xiaobai walked up to the little girl and said
The little girl nodded first, then shook her head, "I don't know, I really don't know."
Li Si looked at Xiaobai in front of him, and then looked at Fang Tai next to him. The golden monkey and the birdman all knew each other except the birdman, who had no impression of him. "Ah! You, you are invited by the teacher."
Professionals!”
Professionals? Fang Taiyi frowned. That was in the early days of the sports meeting. In order to win the championship, Haolong took them to a girls' school to teach the little girls how to run, throw shot put and other sports. Then he carefully looked at the few girls in front of him.