Xiaobai stayed with Li Xinling for a whole day. Although they only knew each other for just two days, their relationship quickly heated up.
It was night before I knew it. Li Xinling no longer had the fear she had before. Xiaobai was already responsible for cleaning up the dead dogs in the yard. When dealing with the blood and other things, he couldn't help but secretly sigh at his bad luck and regretted that he shouldn't have done so much last night.
Seeking Xiaobai working hard, the secretly solid Golden Monkey felt a little better.
Tonight, Li Xinling wanted to keep Xiaobai here for dinner, and said that she wanted to show off her cooking skills. For such a beautiful thing, Xiaobai certainly would not refuse and immediately nodded in agreement, and then considered whether to use some protective equipment.
"Zhang Liao, look at the current situation, what are the chances that Xiaobai and Li Xinling will sleep with each other?" Fang Tai asked.
Zhang Liao thought for a while and said, "According to Xiaobai's past record of invincibility, it should be 100%."
"That means you made the bet. Okay, I can't make the bet for five hundred yuan." Fang Tai immediately placed the bet.
"Hey, when did I say I wanted to gamble?" Mrs. Fang ignored Zhang Liao's complaints and continued to watch with the telescope.
"Oh, look, there is no one in such a big house. Why do you think we quit? Can we just find a room in there and stay there for a while?" The Golden Monkey was quite unhappy about coming out.
"He also said, look at the scalper eating almost everything in the refrigerator alone."
At this time, Li Xinling was about to wash her hands and cook. After opening the refrigerator, she found that half of the ingredients were missing. She was puzzled, but fortunately she didn't think much about it. She thought it was because the nanny didn't add more, so she picked up the remaining ingredients and started cooking her own dish.
"No, I have to go to the toilet." After saying this, Golden Monkey walked towards Li Xinling's house.
Fang Tai grabbed him and said, "Can't you just find a place? You have to go in?"
"Wow, big brother, it's not a small one, it's a big one." After saying that, the golden monkey pushed Fang Tai's hand away and went quietly alone, "Damn, these days, you have to be sneaky when you go to the toilet."
Xiaobai was bored alone, so he sat in the living room and turned on the TV to watch for a while. Li Xinling brought him a bottle of wine and some fruit and asked him to wait. Xiaobai went to the toilet in a hurry, opened the door and almost lost his
He's scared to death
"Ah——!" Xiaobai shouted as soon as he opened the toilet door, thinking that the golden monkey was sitting on the toilet with a colored magazine in his hand, "Why are you here?"
"Wow, if you don't knock on the door when you go to the toilet, be careful and I will sue you for indecent assault. I want to ask you for permission when I go to the toilet," said the golden monkey.
Li Xinling, who was cooking, heard Xiaobai's roar and asked, "What's wrong with you? What's your name?"
"Uh, no, it's okay. There was a dog inside, which scared me," Xiaobai said.
"Oh, I don't know where the stray dog came from"
The golden monkey slapped Xiaobai with the magazine in his hand, "Damn, you are the dog!"
"You, you, you are responsible for surveillance, but..." Xiaobai was speechless, "Fortunately, there are two bathrooms, I will go to the other one."
Xiaobai closed the door and went to another bathroom. As soon as he opened the door, "Ah——!" Xiaobai yelled again.
Scalper was squatting on the toilet. He was squatting. "Why are you there too?" Xiaobai was speechless.
"Uh, hehe," scalper giggled, "I ate too much and my stomach was bloated. There was a golden monkey in that one, so I came here."
"What's wrong with you? Are you barking again?" Li Xinling asked again
"Oh, no, uh, your bathroom is so clean, I'm so surprised." Xiaobai stared at the scalper, "Hey, the toilet is not for squatting, but for sitting." After saying that, he closed the door helplessly and thought to himself, holding back
Yes, it's not like I haven't held it back before
Xiaobai lowered his head and came to the living room again, and sat down on the sofa. He felt something was wrong, turned around and saw that his eyes almost fell out of his head. Fang Taizheng was sitting next to him, drinking his own wine.
"You, why are you here!" Xiao Bai really wanted to hit him on the head with a wine bottle.
"Hey, in order to complete the task, I call it all-round shooting without blind spots! How about it, it's awesome," Fang Tai chuckled.
"You, aren't you afraid that she will find out?" Xiaobai asked
"It's okay. I saw how she looked when she was cooking. She couldn't stop cooking for about thirty minutes. During this time, I can relax for a while." Fang Tai poured the wine in her hand into her stomach.
Xiaobai sighed helplessly, "You three are here, where is Zhang Liao?"
After Xiaobai finished speaking, a head popped out from behind the curtain. It was Zhang Liao, waving to Xiaobai, "Brother Xiaobai, I'm here. They are all here and I will follow them."
"Oh my god!" Xiaobai covered his face in pain
At this time, the golden monkey also finished using the toilet. When he came out of the toilet, he passed by the living room and saw Xiaobai and Fang Tai sitting on the sofa. He also walked over and said, "Hey, why are you here, and you are still sitting here?"
I'm still strong." After saying that, he also sat on the sofa.
The scalper also finished squatting. When he passed by, the golden monkey asked him for a hand. The scalper also came over with a silly smile. The four grown men sat on the sofa.
"Well, Zhang Liao, you come too," Fang Tai said to Zhang Liao.
Zhang Liao walked out from behind the curtain, "My legs are numb even when I stand." After saying that, he also sat on the sofa.
The five men were all here, and Xiaobai was just sitting on the sofa, covering his face. He even wanted to die now. He originally hoped to have some kind of relationship, but looking at the current trend, they were not in a hurry to have it happen.
Thank God for the relationship itself
At this time Li Xinling came in to get something, "Why does it feel so messy?"
Jinhou and the others were startled when they heard Li Xinling's voice and dispersed immediately. Zhang Liao was indeed an expert in running away. He rushed behind the curtain in almost one step. Jinhou curled up and hid behind the sofa. Fang Tai did not move slowly and lifted up the tablecloth.
After hiding under the dining table, the scalper was a little dazed and didn't know where to go.
Seeing that Li Xinling was about to come from the kitchen, scalper made a move that surprised Xiaobai. scalper tore off his clothes and pants with both hands, leaving only a pair of underwear. Fortunately, the temperature was already relatively high, and he wore less clothes. Then he picked up the table
He poured the wine on his head, then picked up a pot of flowers from the wall, pulled out the flowers, poured all the soil in the pot on himself, then wiped two handfuls of them randomly, and placed
He took the pose of a thinker and stood next to the TV to pretend to be a statue.
The total time of the scalper's movements did not exceed twenty seconds. The movements were done in one go and without any sloppiness. Xiaobai was shocked when he saw it. He wondered if the scalpers often made statues in the countryside and watched the widows bathing.