When the scalper was posing, Li Xinling happened to walk into the living room from the kitchen. In order to avoid being discovered, Xiaobai stood up and moved the soil under his feet, and stood beside the scalper, pointing.
But now it is easier to be discovered. Cyndi Li saw the scalper version of the Thinker statue at a glance
"Well? What is this?" Cyndi Li came over and pointed at the scalper version of the thinker and asked
"Here, this is the statue I just got back. I want to give you a surprise. How about it?" Xiaobai said
"Statue? When did you get it? Why didn't I know? The black one doesn't look very nice." After Li Xinling finished speaking, she reached out to touch it.
Xiaobai grabbed her hand and said, "This is art, you know. I have always liked art. This kind of thing can only be viewed from a distance, not played close up."
"Why is there still dirt on the ground?" Li Xinling asked looking at the dirt on the ground.
Xiao Bai didn't know how to answer, so he thought for a while and continued, "Hey, damn, I thought it was a good statue, but I didn't expect that I was deceived by the evil boss. It's made of mud. It's what I dug just now."
When it came down, I even poured a glass of water on it. If you don’t believe me, touch it and see.”
Xiao Bai grabbed Li Xinling's hand and touched the scalper, "It's really wet." Li Xinling looked at the mud on his hand and then looked at the statue, "Actually, it's quite real. He
Why is it so big down there?" Li Xinling pointed at the ox's crotch and said
At this time, the curtains were shaking violently. Zhang Liao really couldn't hold it in anymore. He had to hold it in in order not to laugh out loud.
Xiaobai looked at it, and indeed, the scalper's lower body was propped up. It turned out that the scalper's posture was just facing Li Xinling's chest. Li Xinling was still wearing the same pajamas, and the two protruding points on her chest were very beautiful. The scalper did not keep her eyes closed.
He closed his eyes, but opened a crack and stared at the two little dots, and then he became unsatisfied.
"Oh, this statue is really shoddy and an insult to art! I will throw it away tomorrow." After saying that, he kicked the scalper on the butt.
"Well, I'll throw it away tomorrow. I'll get something. You can watch TV for a while. The meal will be ready in a while." After Li Xinling took something, she went into the kitchen again.
"Hahaha..." Golden Monkey suppressed laughter and lay down on the sofa, "Hahaha...statue!"
Fang Tai also came out from under the dining table. She also laughed loudly when looking at the scalper, but she didn't laugh out loud. Zhang Liao pinched his nose and walked out from behind the curtain, his face already flushed.
"You're really big down there," Zhang Liao said, pointing to the ox's crotch.
Huang Niu stretched his arms and then covered his crotch, "Mom, I'm so tired pretending to be a statue."
"You definitely have the potential to be a thief" Xiaobai defines scalpers
A few people sat on the sofa and chatted again. Huang Niu was now a clay figure, so he could only stand quietly.
Ten minutes later, Li Xinling asked Xiaobai to bring the dishes. The few people immediately started to hide and hide for a while, and then Li Xinling and Xiaobai brought the dishes to the table.
The dishes were very good. Li Xinling made eight dishes and a basin of soup. It was indeed a lot for the two of them.
"It smells so good!" Xiaobai exclaimed as he smelled the food.
"Well, eat quickly. I haven't cooked for a long time." Li Xinling was very satisfied with Xiaobai's performance.
This is really hard for Fang Tai. The two of them are eating above, but she is hiding below. It’s hard to bear, but it’s not bad at all. At least she can see half of Li Xinling’s exposed legs.
Li Xinling was eating and felt that her leg was touched. She glanced at Xiaobai and saw that Xiaobai was lowering her head to eat, so she said to Xiaobai, "Huh, just pretend."
Xiaobai didn't know what was going on, "What's the matter?"
"It's okay, let's eat," Li Xinling said, but she was thinking in her heart, "I'll see how long you can pretend."
But Li Xinling didn't know that it was Mrs. Fang who was under the table and touched her gently. At this time, Mrs. Fang was snickering under the table. Mrs. Fang seemed to be addicted to touching. Her hands were restless and she touched Li Xinling's calf again.
Li Xinling glanced at Xiaobai sideways, "Let's see how long you can keep pretending." Then Li Xinling kicked Xiaobai with her foot.
Xiaobai also raised his head and looked at Li Xinling, who was looking at him with charming eyes, "You..."
"Stop pretending, just say what you want," Li Xinling said
Xiaobai heard that the blood vessels were dilated, "Okay, okay!"
"Hmph, then you're still kicking people under the table," Cyndi Lee said in a snoring voice.
Xiaobai understood as soon as he heard that Mrs. Fang was still under the table. This bastard had taken advantage of her feelings. He immediately kicked Mrs. Fang hard under the table, just above the buttocks and almost got kicked out.
, I want to give Xiaobai a little pain.
Xiao Bai was sitting and eating. Fang Tai gently lifted the tablecloth, stared at Xiao Bai's crotch, smiled and said, "Gou Yin scratch!" She grabbed Xiao Bai's crotch.
"Wow, poof——!" Xiaobai felt a burst of pain, and all the rice in his mouth was sprayed out, and many rice grains were sprayed on Li Xinling's face.
"You!" Li Xinling threw the chopsticks on the table and went to the bathroom.
Xiaobai lifted up the tablecloth and pulled out Fang Tai, "Damn it, are you trying to harm me? I'm going to use it tonight!"
"Hey, it's okay, it was just a gentle blow. I did it unintentionally. It was unintentional. I found a place to hide." Fang Tai smiled and walked away, hiding behind the curtain with Zhang Liao.
Xiaobai also went to the bathroom. Li Xinling was washing her face at this time. "I, I didn't mean it."
"Hmph, forget it, I'll spare you first." Li Xinling wiped her face clean and went out with Xiao Bai.
This time, Xiaobai had no appetite for the meal. Xiaobai helped Li Xinling clean up and planned what to do in the evening. Thinking of this, Xiaobai had a smile on his face. To be precise, it was a yin smile.
"Xiaobai, Xiaobai" At this time Xiaobai heard a voice, it was from a scalper
"What's wrong?" Xiaobai asked
"Why have you packed all the food? I'm hungry!"
"We are hungry too!" Fang Tai and Zhang Liao said as they raised the curtains.
The golden monkey also jumped out, "I still have my share."
Xiaobai was really speechless, but it was right for them to be hungry. They had been under surveillance all day today, and they didn't eat anything. Including Xiaobai, who was busy using his thirty-six strategies to pick up girls in the morning, and Li Xinling didn't eat either.
what
"Okay, you wait, I'll get some." There was no way to get food. Xiaobai went to the refrigerator and took some bread and a few cucumbers, and distributed them to the Golden Monkeys.
"Hey, life is really miserable. You enjoy the beauty, but the brothers can only chew cucumbers." The golden monkey shook his head and took a bite of the cucumber in his hand.