Al was angered. He got up, lifted his cloak, and shouted angrily: "Do you want to die?"
"Sorry, you can't kill me."
After successfully beating Al away, Bruce's confidence greatly increased. He said: "There are many scorpions crawling on you and biting you."
"Are you a child?"
Al complained. At this moment, he suddenly felt severe pain all over his body. When he looked down, he found that there were scorpions everywhere on his body, and those scorpions were biting him.
"Be a good person, monster, and God will forgive you."
Bruce laughed, turned around and walked away with devilish steps, quite proud and arrogant.
Why did Bruce become like this? This goes back to dozens of minutes ago, when he hit a telephone pole and fled to the beach in embarrassment. Then he started his daily routine of cursing God.
"God, how much do you hate me? Why do you torture me like this? I have believed in you for decades, but you have never favored me!"
Bruce cursed until he was hoarse and then stopped. Then he exhaled and prepared to go home and sleep.
At this moment, Bruce's cell phone received a text message with an address written on it. He thought it was some kind of spam text message and didn't pay attention. Unexpectedly, the text messages continued to come in and his phone was about to explode.
Bruce turned off his phone directly, but strangely, even after turning it off, the screen was still on and text messages continued to appear one after another.
"You want to play with me, right? I'll play with you."
Bruce became angry and strode towards the address. The address was a building that had just been renovated. It was surrounded by white walls and looked very empty.
There was no one else here except an old black man sweeping the floor. Bruce was about to take the elevator up when the old black man said, "The elevator is broken."
"Thanks."
Bruce glanced at the old black man and turned to climb the stairs. After he climbed more than a dozen flights of stairs and finally reached his destination, he found that the old black man was moving the ladder up there and changing his clothes.
"Is it fun to play with me?"
Bruce thought the old black man lied to him that the elevator was broken, so he couldn't help but cursed. The old black man smiled and said, "It's not bad. You have a sense of humor just like your father. I often listen to your father tell jokes."
Bruce was stunned: "You know my father? He has been dead for more than ten years."
"My child, death is not the end, but a new beginning. Your father is living happily in heaven, except that he is a little worried about you."
The old black man said, and Bruce sneered. He exaggeratedly said: "Wow, don't tell me, you are an angel? If you really, there is something wrong with the retirement system in heaven, I will help you sue them for letting such an old guy
Work every day.”
"I'm afraid this won't work. There is no such law in heaven, and besides, I am not an angel."
The old black man smiled and said: "Time is very precious, let's not waste it. Bruce, you scold me every day, which makes it difficult for me to handle."
"When have I ever scolded you?"
Bruce was puzzled, and then he reacted and laughed loudly. He said: "Don't tell me that you are God? Haha, to be honest, you are the worst God actor I have ever seen.
By the way, I have always believed that Director Tianjian is God, and you are obviously not Director Tianjian. By the way, Mr. God, what number am I comparing behind my back? Let me see your power."
"No, if you really think Director Tianjian is God, then you definitely don't dare to curse God."
The old black man was a little helpless. He said, "In addition, you made a two, and now it's five, and then it's nine. To be honest, this game is very childish. Uh, what's your expression?"
"So you are a clairvoyant. Isn't it a pleasure to do it normally?"
Bruce asked with a sleazy look: "Have you ever gone to film festivals, premieres and other places to see those big stars? Wow, when I was a kid, this was the power I wanted most. By the way, what time is it now?
"
The old black man was speechless. He was thinking about how to use holy light to purify this guy? He said: "Seven."
"Haha, it's not seven, it's five."
Bruce laughed and took out his hand. The next second, his face was full of horror because he actually had seven fingers.
"Okay, this boring game can come to an end."
The old black man said: "I asked you to come here to give you a job."
Bruce swallowed and asked, "What job?"
"Since you think you can do my job better than me, I will give you a chance."
The old black man said: "When you leave this building, you will have the power of my God, New York City will become your jurisdiction, and you will perform the duties of God here."
"You are crazy, I have to leave here quickly, otherwise, I will go crazy too."
Bruce was so frightened that he hurriedly left the building, and then he discovered that he seemed to have the power of God - whatever he wanted appeared, and he could even make the pool next to him part, just like Moses parted the sea.
.
After confirmation, Bruce discovered that the old black man was really God, and he really had the power of God.
This made Bruce panicked and excited at the same time. Who doesn't want to become an omnipotent God? He went home excitedly and was ready to share this with his girlfriend.
On the way, Bruce met Al and gave him a good repair, which made him even more excited. Now he is like God.
Bruce was excited, but Elko was angry. He looked at the clown who was following him, and asked angrily: "Didn't you say that I am very powerful now? Why can't I even defeat a bastard? Also, help me kill these scorpions quickly.
Get it away."
"You are very powerful now, but the problem is that you didn't summon the armor. It's like a gunman who didn't draw his gun during a duel and cursed that the gun didn't work. It's very stupid."
The clown complained, he came over, grabbed a few scorpions and threw them into his mouth. The bites made a clicking sound, and he said: "It tastes good, crunchy and crunchy."
After eating, the clown spit out a mouthful of green gas at Al. The stench was simply indescribable. Al fell to his knees and vomited on the spot. How many years had it been since he had brushed his teeth? Also, what did you eat?
Not only Al couldn't stand it, but the scorpions on his body couldn't stand it either. They all fell down and ran away. The clown said, "You asked me to get rid of those scorpions. I fulfilled your request perfectly."
"Fake."
Al vomited and cursed loudly. He was really unlucky today.
"This lesson tells you, don't underestimate anyone, remember to be low-key."
The clown giggled and jumped towards Bruce. When Bruce used his powers just now, he felt the breath of heaven, so he wanted to find out about this matter.
This is no small matter. After all, once Al becomes the commander of the demon army, hell will soon attack heaven.
Unfortunately, the clown chased him all the way without finding Bruce. He scratched his head in displeasure and went back to continue monitoring Al. The guy was staggering towards a secret base.
Why did Bruce disappear? Because he was pulled to the sea. Then, the old black man in a white suit said: "You left in too hasty, and there were some things that I didn't tell you clearly. As God, you can do anything.
Except for three things.”
Bruce asked, "What three?"
"First, you can't tell others that you are God."
The old black man said: "Second, you cannot modify anyone's will. Everyone is free. Even God should not use his power to control them. You must remember this."
Bruce was a little shocked: "Can't you control other people's will?"
"Of course not. If it could, all humans would become slaves of God." The old black man said, "As for the third thing, don't provoke Director Tianjian."
Bruce was very surprised. He couldn't help but ask: "Isn't it true? As a God, you are actually afraid of Director Tianjian?"
"I'm not afraid, but if you are afraid, if he wants to shoot you to death, I won't be able to save you in time."
The old black man said: "Okay, I've said all that needs to be said. Go and do your work. I can take a good vacation."
Bruce was stunned: "On vacation?"
"Nonsense, if I don't take a vacation, what will I do here?"
The old black man shrugged, walked on the sea, and soon disappeared. Only then did Bruce realize that he was on the sea, and his body shook with fright. Fortunately, he quickly realized that he would not fall.
"This feeling is really wonderful. No wonder those with super powers are so proud."
Bruce sighed and said, "There should be a helicopter above me that can fly by itself."
The next second, a helicopter appeared in the sky. Bruce grabbed the rope and the helicopter flew automatically towards New York. Bruce screamed like Tarzan and had a great time.
Not long after Bruce left, Van Helsing's figure appeared on the sea. He said: "There were obvious fluctuations in heaven just now, but now no one is found at all, and the breath is interrupted."
"This shows that God does not want to see you."
Gabriel said: "He probably has some big plan, maybe he wants to eliminate the source of the disaster. I think it's better if we don't disturb him."
"The savior who has been saving the world is named Director Tianjian, not God."
Van Helsing snorted coldly: "I don't believe in God. I must find Him as soon as possible and find out the reason for His coming."
"That's God, the merciful God."
Gabriel gritted his teeth for a while. As a reincarnation of an angel, he didn't believe in God, but believed in a demon king. Isn't it a little weird for you?
"God has launched a great flood. How do you know He is not coming to end the world this time?"
Van Helsing said: "Also, Archangel Gabriel, everyone thinks he is merciful, but is he really merciful?"
Gabriel was speechless and said: "If God really intends to destroy the world, it means that the world is hopeless, and the merciful God will leave seeds for mankind."