"This is another disgusting statement. The world belongs to us humans, not God. It is up to us humans to decide whether we want to perish or not."
Van Helsing shook his head, and then, using the authority given by Andrew, he asked the satellite to call up the previous picture here.
Andrew's satellite is a future technology that can capture ultra-high-definition images. A guy named Wade also wanted to apply for permission, but Andrew kicked him away.
Unfortunately, the satellite didn't capture anything, and Gabriel sneered: "You don't think that God is like an old antique and doesn't even know about the existence of satellites?
The technology in heaven is no worse than that on earth, it’s just that the direction is different.”
"Don't tell me that God checks Twitter every day and steals my food?"
Van Helsing complained, he shook his head and continued to search for God, trying to figure out His purpose of coming to earth as soon as possible.
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When Bruce got home at night, he was always worried that his girlfriend Grace heard the doorbell and immediately ran to open the door.
Seeing Bruce smiling all over his face, without any of the previous gloomy anger, Grace was shocked. At this moment, Bruce took out a bouquet of yellow flowers from behind and said, "Dedicated to you, my favorite girlfriend."
"It's so beautiful. What kind of flower is this?"
Grace asked in surprise, and Bruce said: "This is a new flower made from the fusion of tulips and chrysanthemums. Let's call it tulips."
The flower was really beautiful. Grace was very happy and immediately took it back to the living room to put it in a vase.
"Tonight is going to be a nice night, let's have some music."
Bruce pointed his finger and the speaker turned on by itself. Then, he walked to the balcony and found that there was no moonlight tonight and the sky was full of dark clouds.
"This is not okay."
Bruce raised his hand and wiped away the dark clouds like an eraser. Soon, the moon appeared. Although it was a full moon, it didn't look too big. Bruce thought for a moment and pulled the moon closer to the earth.
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"That's perfect."
Looking at the huge bright moon, Bruce nodded with satisfaction and even lit a few stars as embellishments. This kind of night sky is the most perfect.
At this time, Grace came out. She looked at the big moon in the sky and said in surprise: "Wow, the moon is so big and bright tonight?"
"The moonlight is so bright, we can't live up to it. Come on, let's get wild."
Bruce hugged Grace and said, "There are flowers and the moon. Grace has a feeling that next, their bed will suffer."
Bruce was happy here, but he didn't know that his behavior caused the top management of the United States to panic. At the same time, it also made Andrew aware of which movie it was this time.
After all, the scene of someone pulling the moon is one of the most classic scenes in that movie.
"What, you said the moon changed its orbit and got closer to the earth?"
President Nathan received a call from NASA and asked in shock: "Don't tell me that the next disaster will be the moon hitting the earth? I am not mentally prepared for this, and the United States has not built an ark."
Not only was Nathan unprepared, but neither was anyone else. Everyone looked at the president who answered the phone in horror.
"Mr. President, I don't know what's going on yet, but the moon is inexplicably closer to the earth. If you go outdoors, you can clearly see the super big moon."
The bald officer opposite wiped his sweat and said: "As for whether the moon will hit the earth, I don't know, but the moon's gravity will affect the earth's tides, so some accidents may happen on the beach next.
In addition, I think we can send superheroes to the moon to investigate, maybe it is not the moon hitting the earth, but aliens transforming the moon into a base and preparing to attack the earth."
"You have such a good imagination, why don't you write science fiction novels? I also said that there is a World War II German base hidden behind the moon?"
President Nathan complained, saying: "As for the tide, please study it quickly to see how big the impact is? I will let the superheroes prepare to save people in advance.
As for going to the moon to investigate, I'll contact those superheroes to see if they are free?"
After saying that, President Nathan put down the phone and cursed with a headache. Although disasters happened one after another, wasn't this time too terrible?
Nathan turned around to discuss it with Pete, and found that Pete had recently taken leave and was getting more and more headaches. He thought about it and called Director Newman to tell him about it.
Director Newman was shocked when she heard this. She immediately said: "I contacted the superheroes and asked them to go to the moon and have a look. I hope it is not as exaggerated as the moon hitting the earth.
Otherwise, we can only let those superheroes blow up the moon, uh, they should be able to do it."
"Even if they can't do it, Director Tianjian can do it. With Director Tianjian here, you don't have to worry too much."
Nathan smiled and let Director Newman handle the matter, while he was responsible for dealing with the tide, and at the same time, preparing for possible disasters that might occur next.
Director Newman quickly contacted the superheroes. There were not many superheroes who could go to the moon. There were only four people from the motherland, Samuel, Van Helsing, and Soldier Boy.
As for other superheroes, such as Huey, who can teleport, he cannot teleport to the moon because the distance is too far.
Director Newman's first contact was Van Helsing, but the answer was that he was not available. Van Helsing said this: "I am very busy now and have to deal with very important things. Unless the earth is about to be destroyed, don't come to me."
Director Newman was helpless and called Soldier Boy. Soldier Boy said: "Let the motherland go. I have a phobia of space. Once I enter space, I will fall into a coma."
"Do you think I would believe it?"
Director Newman complained, and the soldier boy shrugged and hung up the phone directly. He was Andrew's clone, so he naturally knew why the moon was approaching and was too lazy to waste time going to the moon.
Director Newman had no choice but to contact people from his motherland. As for Samuel, Director Newman was not very confident in his abilities.
"I'm interested in going to the moon, but you need to make a live broadcast for me."
The people of the motherland said very excitedly: "The people of the motherland will go to the moon, explore the truth about the moon's proximity to the earth, and then turn the tide, eliminate the aliens, and save the earth. What a great script."
"Well, it is still not certain whether there are aliens. Moreover, this matter should not be made public as it will cause public panic."
Director Newman said: "People of the motherland, this matter must be kept secret for the time being until the specific situation is clear."
"The public has the right to know. If your disaster response bureau does not cooperate, our Future Group will broadcast it ourselves."
How could the people of the motherland give up such a good opportunity? He said directly that he even wanted to attract some demons and go to the moon to play aliens. How long has it been since his motherland made headlines? This time, he must make the headlines.
Director Newman was annoyed for a while at the words of the people of the motherland, but she had no way to deal with this guy. If she had had any way, she would have killed this scumbag long ago.
"Live broadcast can be carried out..., eh, wait, live broadcast on the moon?"
Director Newman suddenly thought of something and said with a smile: "Okay, you go to the moon to live broadcast, I won't stop you."
The people of the motherland were suspicious for a while, why did this woman suddenly agree? Is there some conspiracy?
At this time, the invisible man on the side said: "People of the motherland, with the current technology of the earth, there is no way to live broadcast the scenes on the moon."
Live broadcasting in space is simply unrealistic with Earth's current technology. It's hard to tell how long it would take to upload a picture, let alone live broadcast.
The people in the motherland are a bit dark-faced, so why did they forget about this? He asked unwillingly: "Is there any superpower that can solve this problem?"
"With the distance between the earth and the moon, it is difficult for any superpower to be effective."
The invisible man shook his head: "For example, telepathy, if the distance is too far, it cannot be sensed. Teleportation, if the distance is too far, it cannot be teleported."
"People of the motherland, if you take someone to the moon to film the whole process, and then play the video after it is over, this will also increase your popularity."
Director Newman said: "If you don't want to, I will find someone else. You are not the only one who can go to the moon."
"All right."
The people of the motherland reluctantly agreed, and then he took the hunter with him to explore the moon. At the same time, he asked the Future Group to do the warm-up work. The people of his motherland must make headlines this time.
Let’s not talk about the people of the motherland for the time being. Andrew has returned to the earth at this time. He looked at the enlarged moon and couldn’t help complaining: "Fake god? Is this joke too big?"
After saying that, Andrew shook his head, locked eyes with Bruce who was exercising vigorously, and said, "God, if you don't show up again, I will crush him to death."
"Director Tianjian, you, the great savior, threaten me with hostages, isn't that bad? Or are you still a hostage in this state?"
A complaining voice sounded, and then an old black man appeared in front of Andrew, who was the God of this world.
"Mortal body, do you think I care?"
Andrew said coldly: "Well, I seem to really care. God, you chose a good person. He actually secretly enlarged his girlfriend's breasts."
"Really? This kid is really good at playing."
The old black man looked towards Bruce's house, and then the two bosses realized that such a conversation was a bit unceremonious. They coughed and moved to Mount Everest at the same time.
Andrew asked straight to the point: "God, I want to know your purpose."
"There is no big purpose. On the one hand, it is to travel and stay in paradise all day. Even I will feel bored."
The old black man shrugged and said: "On the other hand, it is to save the souls of believers, show miracles, and spread faith.
I am different from you Earth Demon King. I need faith, otherwise heaven will collapse, angels will wither, and more importantly, those souls resting in heaven will perish.
Someone will record this incident and disseminate it widely, such as making it into a movie or something. In this way, everyone will know that God is real, and by then, there will be more and more firm beliefs."