The street is not long and there are not many shops, but there are still many restaurants along the street. Chinese people like to eat wherever they like. At that time, a few mahjong friends and three or five spectators, a total of about ten people walked into a restaurant together. Dalong and Mahjong A
They shouted together: "Boss, eat!"
"Hey...here you go, what should you order?" the boss walked over and said with a smile on his face.
"I still don't know what kind of food you have? What should we order?" Dalong said. His mouth was not clean to begin with, and now that he has lost money, his words will definitely be even more unpleasant.
The boss smiled and said: "Don't you come here often? If you live on the same street, don't you have everything in your stomach? Haha..."
"After playing cards for a day, my brain is dizzy and I can't remember anything. Let's take a look at the menu."
"Great! ... But our menu is not complete. It only lists some ordinary dishes. If there are any good dishes, we can't write them on it at once." The boss added.
"Oh, the steamed grass carp, boiled black fish, and braised yellow catfish (yellow bone fish, yellow waxed fish, gayazi, yellow fin fish, yellow bone carp) on the menu are all available in a big bowl. The portions must be sufficient. We can accommodate a lot of people.
It’s ready.” Dalong said while holding the menu.
"Hey, that's great. That's for sure. They are all regular customers. I would know even if you didn't tell me." The boss said generously.
In water towns, aquatic products such as fish and rice are very cheap. In fact, the total cost of cooking these fish is less than 100 yuan.
Grass carp is basically worthless, so it’s okay to give it away for free; black fish costs about six or seven yuan a pound, but black fish is generally small, and two or three pounds is already heavy enough, so it doesn’t cost much; yellow-bone fish is about the same as black fish
Price, but a large plate of yellow-bone fish with some condiments only costs twenty or thirty yuan. So it makes sense for the boss to be generous with the fish. After all, fish is not valuable in water towns.
"Are there any other good dishes?" Mahjong A and Dalong asked together. Mahjong A won the money, so he was destined to invite this meal. Although he was not as easy to talk to as Dalong, after all, he was the host and would not let go.
The two farts can't bear the money he spent.
"Are there any lobsters?" Dalong asked suddenly. It seemed that the "dragon" in his name was indeed correct.
"Hey, Brother Dalong, I know you like to eat lobsters, but it's not like you don't know that there are no lobsters in the winter. You are too good at having fun." The boss laughed.
"I have some big crabs and eels that I just bought from the market. Let's see if you like them." The boss continued.
"It's okay..." Mahjong A said immediately.
"Hey, brother Zishen, what do you two think about that emerald beauty? Two scholars are eating together with us, the big guys in society. That's giving us face. Now you are guests. Do you two like it?" Mahjong?
A shrewdly asked the two of them.
After all, Cuicui is a girl, and she must have been a little unnatural and even a little timid when dining with a group of random boys. At that time, she and Chen Zishen were sitting on a wooden bench. They were playing mahjong before.
All of a sudden, the general's demeanor was gone, replaced by the shyness of a little girl. She stretched out her hand and pushed Chen Zishen under the table, who was drinking tea calmly and leisurely.
Chen Zishen didn't know what he was thinking about. He didn't seem to hear the conversation of the people at the table. When he saw Cuicui pushing his thigh, he turned to look at Cuicui and saw her delicate and fair face.
There was a hint of flushing in his face. Chen Zishen looked at it for a while. Cuicui rolled her eyes repeatedly to give him a hint. Only then did he react and said:
"We are all brothers and classmates from the countryside. Why do we care so much? It is not easy to make a few dollars. The money you win from playing mahjong is also money. If you can waste less, waste less. Let's talk and drink together, and compare the wine and talk.
All strong."
"Haha..." Mahjong A laughed from the bottom of his heart. Several other people eating also secretly admired Chen Zishen's speaking skills. He could actually speak the rustic words in the countryside so elegantly and generously. This book is indeed worth it.
read.
"Brother Shen is just talking...how can you say it's a waste? We classmates and buddies are just having fun together. Money doesn't mean anything, just eat and drink." Mahjong A said with several guys.
Chen Zishen smiled lightly at that time and said: "Yes, yes, that's what happened. It's too reasonable."
Then he turned his head and looked at Cuicui with a thoughtful smile. Cuicui also understood what he was thinking. He just wanted her to praise her and give him some rewards. Cuicui's face was full of coquettishness, and her eyebrows were raised slightly as she looked at him.
She smiled at him and patted his back gently with her soft little hands to show her praise and appreciation.
"Then bring a big pot of crabs! Add more spicy food, drink some wine in winter, and eat plump spicy crabs to feel refreshed and keep out the cold. It's really wonderful. As for the eel, I won't need it. It's thin and long, without any meat.
, it’s still troublesome to eat.” Dalong immediately stood up and said to the boss in a grand voice, saying that paying other people’s money to let him sell face would be in vain.
"Crabs are rarely spicy, they are usually steamed," the boss reminded.
"He is an idiot. Don't listen to his nonsense. He has lived in the village for almost twenty years and his life has been in vain." Mahjong A immediately mocked.
"Then?... Then what should we do?" the boss asked with some difficulty. The two guys were talking to each other. The boss didn't know who was the biggest today. It was not good to offend anyone, so the boss had to be careful.
Word your questions carefully.
"Don't listen to him. I'm treating you today. Just cook whatever you want and see how delicious it is. Of course you want crabs, but also eels. Just cook what you are best at. We young people can't eat food that well."
Don't worry, if you don't think it tastes good, you don't have to eat it, it's no big deal, isn't there fish? There won't be anyone in the village who can't get used to fish!" Mahjong A said firmly.
Whoever has money decides, no matter how loud his tone is, the guy without money is just an empty frame, a gun without gunpowder.
"Great..." the boss shouted happily.
The table has finally been ordered. Most of the time, the boss is just afraid of the part of ordering. Many picky and troublesome customers always talk about whether this is good or not, or what is not to their liking when ordering. After a long time, they may not even get one.
Even if the dishes are not ordered, sometimes the boss may cause trouble if he does not agree with the customers. So after ordering a table of dishes, the boss is relieved and can do the rest of his business with peace of mind.
The boss's skills are very good, not only the cooking speed is fast, but also the appearance of the dishes is very beautiful. The most important thing is that the dishes are all very delicious.
The men all poured wine, and some of them shouted for liquor, and even asked Chen Zishen to drink two glasses of liquor.
Chen Zishen waved his hands repeatedly and said: "Just drink beer. As for wine, it's good to have fun. It's not interesting to be drunk, bedridden, and vomiting. The days are long, and there will be many opportunities to drink together in the future.
Now that I have scared everyone once, no one will dare to touch glasses together in the future."
"Haha...yes, yes...Brother Shen is right in what he says, and I can't tell the truth. Before, I was just a pretty boy with thin skin and tender flesh. Now, not only is he more handsome, the key is that he even has a beard.
, Adam's apple, and voice have become so manly, I must have been hanging out with the pretty girls in No. 1 Middle School!... Haha..."
Chen Zishen also laughed along with everyone. A few gangster-like buddies were together, and it was not like scholars who would care about the girls around them. At that time, everyone did not pour wine for Cuicui. Maybe everyone thought that a girl would definitely also
If you don't know how to drink, just eat well. As for the affairs between men, women should be less involved.
Chen Zishen asked with concern: "Do you want wine? I don't think you can drink it, right?"
Cuicui smiled and said: "What do you think?..."
Chen Zishen thought: A girl probably can't do it anymore. Even if she can, she won't drink unscrupulously with a group of young people in society. The conduct of young people in society is not reliable. If she continues to drink like this,
There's no guarantee that something will go wrong.
He smiled understandingly and said, "Let's have a drink."
"Hey, boss, let's get a better drink." Chen Zishen shouted loudly.
The boss quickly brought a bottle of orange juice and handed it to Chen Zishen. He immediately opened it and poured a glass for Cuicui. He saw that Cuicui was pouring the drink alone, and he was probably too embarrassed to drink it. He poured the beer in the cup by himself.
He poured it into his stomach, then poured a glass of drink and looked at Cuicui with a smile, and then swallowed a full glass of orange juice into his stomach.
"Hey... I have forgotten about the beautiful woman. Men forget everything when they drink. They only think about something after drinking. Haha... Come, give the beautiful woman a glass of wine." Mahjong said. He saw Chen Zishen there.
While caring about Cuicui, they realized that they seemed to have neglected a girl.
"I don't drink..." Cuicui said weakly.
It takes a lot of practice for a woman to quickly adapt to a man's banquet. It is obvious that Cuicui has no experience in this area. Although she is generally an avant-garde girl, she has never done anything in this area. No matter how avant-garde or unrestrained
It will also appear that you are stretched thin and overwhelmed.
"Just have a drink!" Chen Zishen said from the side.
"Brother Shen! Are you caring about your wife? Haha...are you afraid of being bullied by us?" a group of people shouted.
Chen Zishen raised his voice and said, "Can you control who I care about? In short, just don't make it difficult for her. I will definitely be the flower protector today."
"Niu... is a man..." A group of people raised their thumbs and praised him profusely.
After drinking for three rounds, Chen Zishen suddenly thought of something. He asked: "I heard that one of my classmates is getting married. Is that true? It's too early. Even if he is one or two years older than me, he is only ten years old."
** years old, right? Are you worried that your wife will be robbed?"
"Yes, we are indeed getting married. Even if we are afraid of snatching my wife, don't you understand the things in the village? The woman's belly has been enlarged. I heard that she has been pregnant for several months. Can
Not getting married?"
"Oh... So that's it. Isn't it too fierce? Once you get married, your time will be tied up for decades. From now on, you can only live a repetitive and boring life year after year. Then
What’s the meaning of life?” Chen Zishen said to himself.
"It's actually nothing. Playing mahjong every day is actually quite interesting. I'm afraid that once I get married, I'll be divorced within a few days. The divorce rate is too high now, and it's the same in the countryside. In the end, there's no one left to care about.
The little child has no choice but to make his grandparents, who are seventy and eighty years old, suffer."
Chen Zishen drank the wine thoughtfully. He seemed to have drank too much today. For the first time, he felt dizzy and drifting in his head. He turned his head and saw in his eyes countless beauties with beautiful faces - Xiaowei.
Tang Wanrong, Yuyin, Cuicui... He smiled nervously, and then fell on Cuicui's soft and fragrant shoulders. At this time, Cuicui was actually looking at him in a daze.
If you want to know what happens next, please listen to the breakdown next time.