Chen Zishen didn't know how he returned home. It was probably Cuicui and a few friends who helped him walk, get on the boat, and go home. He seemed to remember Cuicui's loving eyes, reluctant to leave.
As for when Cuicui left him, he could no longer remember.
Because of drinking, Chen Zishen went to bed very early. As soon as he got home and lay down in bed, he fell asleep.
Suddenly, he heard lights flashing outside, roosters crowing and dogs barking, people moving around, and a few familiar voices. Chen Zishen had also slept a little well. He probably fell asleep at 1 o'clock when there was movement outside.
It was already early in the morning, and he had slept for more than four hours. He was refreshed and his eyes opened instantly. He didn't even rub his eyes or shake his head.
At that time, he felt that his mind was unusually clear and his spirit was highly alert. He exerted force on his waist and abdomen, stood up suddenly, opened the door quickly, and strode towards the main room.
He saw his parents standing in the main room with lights on and wondering what they were doing. Chen Zishen immediately remembered that the voices just spoken were those of his parents.
He asked doubtfully: "Why are you staying in the main room if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?"
His parents said: "What are you doing up in the middle of the night? Why don't you go and sleep quickly?"
Due to drinking, Chen Zishen realized that he was thirsty at this time. He poured a cup of tea into his mouth and swallowed it. Then he put on a coat and cotton pants. Wine can strengthen his courage.
In addition, his parents were also sneaky and had weird expressions, so Chen Zishen did not go back to his room to sleep. If Chen Zishen had not dared to confront his parents before.
"Have a good sleep, what are you doing? Is there anything going on outside?" Chen Zishen asked calmly. After all, there were three people in the room, so he had nothing to be afraid of.
"Because the Chinese New Year is about to come, some bad guys who are short of money are doing bad things everywhere. During this time, almost all the chickens and ducks in the village were stolen. I don't know exactly who did it. I heard someone said it was probably someone.
Yes, but there is no conclusive evidence and we can’t do anything to that person. Besides, they all belong to the same village. Even if we really catch the chicken thief, we can’t do anything to him. There are so many people who steal chickens and dogs in the countryside. Who can
Will they be sent to the Public Security Bureau? Besides, even if they are sent, the Public Security Bureau will not have time to take care of them. There are not many people in the Public Security Bureau doing serious things now." Chen's mother explained to Chen Zishen in a low voice.
"Oh!...Then what's going on now? What happened outside just now?"
"The thief may have been stealing from the previous house. The dog kept barking just now. He probably smelled the thief." Mother Chen continued.
"Someone who is stealing is afraid to come out. Are the people in the previous house sleeping to death? Almost every household has a dog. Could it be that all the dogs barking so loudly are deaf?" Chen Zishen asked in confusion.
"Hey, this is a rural area. The Emperor is far away and there is no decent person to take care of it. Some people are asleep and some are awake, but they dare not go out because they are afraid of causing trouble. Don't you know what is going on outside?
If it were two or three big men from other villages, I'm sure they'd be beaten up. It's better to just be safe after losing a nest of chickens and let the trouble be settled."
"Oh... then what are you doing up? Go to bed quickly." Chen Zishen wondered.
"I felt uncomfortable if I didn't get up, and I happened to wake up again."
"Sun!..." Chen Zishen suddenly cursed in a low voice with some anger. He thought: What kind of logic is this? Everyone sweeps the snow in front of their own house, and doesn't care about the frost on other people's tiles? He knew clearly that there was a thief, but he didn't
When he woke up, he pretended not to see it and let the thief steal other people's chickens, ducks and geese...
"What should I do if the thief comes over? Do I just watch him like this?" Chen Zishen asked.
"It's okay. He doesn't dare to steal in our house. Who doesn't know my reputation for eating, drinking, gambling, etc. outside? How dare he come? Shine a light on him, and the thief will understand and leave." Father Chen vowed.
With.
At that time, Chen Zishen just wanted to faint and die immediately. What kind of bullshit strategy was this?
If the chicken thief is from the same village, if he cares about the background of the Dong family, the strength of the Xi family, and the relatives of the Nan family, can he still steal it? There is no family in the village that is not related to each other. The thieves will do it.
If you make a living by stealing chickens, you still have to worry about human relations and sophistication.
If the chicken thief is not from the same village, it goes without saying that no matter how awesome you are, you will never be able to compete with him. He will catch a nest of chickens and leave, then sell the money to buy wine and that's it.
What a simple thing.
"Then what do you mean, every household just needs to lie on the bed and shine the light of the flashlight through the window?" Chen Zishen retorted.
"You?..." Chen's father said angrily. He was about to beat up and scold Chen Zishen, the rebellious and unfilial son, but in the end he stopped because he was wrong.
Just as he was talking, he heard the sound of rustling footsteps outside the window. The thief's movements were clumsy but extremely neat. The big gray dog kept barking. Hearing the fierce barking of the dog, he must have had sex with the thief. Chen Zishen guessed.
The big gray dog must have bitten the thief's trouser leg.
"Fuck you..." the thief roared in a low voice.
At the same time, he kicked it, and the big gray dog screamed, and his body was probably kicked ten meters away. The rough people in the countryside did some heavy work, and a dog actually couldn't do anything to them. The barking of the dog was actually just
To scare those cowards. If the villagers really want to kill the dog, they don’t need to use a knife or stick at all. Most of the strong men can just kick it and the miserable dog will almost be killed on the spot.
At this time, Chen's father took a shining flashlight and shot it at the thief's flashing figure through the window. It was dark outside. Although Chen Zishen was not a four-eyed boy, he couldn't see anything against the glass window.
I was anxious and immediately had the urge to have a big fight. I could also test how he was doing in his recent kung fu training.
Chen Zishen rushed towards the door with one stride. He opened the door latch with one hand and used the door latch as a weapon, preparing to rush out.
Father Chen anxiously grabbed Chen Zishen's hand and said, "Don't go out and cause trouble. All the chickens in the village have been stolen, and no one has farted. We are the only ones who are bold enough to look for trouble. Aren't we just a few chickens? I'll give it a try."
You can buy thousands of cards depending on whether you win or lose. If you don't have enough money to feed you, why bother with these useless things? Just read a good book."
Chen Zishen sneered and said, "Didn't you just say that if you shine a light on him, he will walk away? Why does he still go to our chicken coop? He will brag and talk nonsense all day long."
Father Chen was speechless and embarrassed, not knowing what to do. Chen Zishen immediately ran outside. Holding a wooden stick in one hand and a fist in the other, he rushed towards the chicken coop outside the house.
The thief was so daring that he was not afraid when he noticed someone was chasing him. He saw that the thief was holding a sack in one hand, and inside it was already a bulging bag of chickens and ducks. From time to time, he could hear the restless chickens and ducks in the bag.
Struggling; his other hand reached into the chicken coop to catch the chicken; but his head stayed outside the chicken coop. Maybe it was because the smell inside the chicken coop was too bad and it was too uncomfortable to put his head in.
(Chicken coops in rural areas are usually placed outside the house where no pedestrians can walk around. Firstly, the chickens and ducks can rest peacefully at night. Secondly, the chickens and ducks poop and urinate so smelly that it is too uncomfortable to place them inside the house or in a place where pedestrians can walk around.
bad smell)
If you want to know what happens next, please listen to the breakdown next time.