Previous chapter VIP Chapter Do Not: During the Interview
Xiaoyu: Haha...ladies and folks! Welcome to our program as a guest. We have invited our Comrade Mo Xiaoen for this interview! Everyone applauds warmly!!
(A group of people below threw eggs)
In chaos...
Xiaoyu: Ahem... everyone is too enthusiastic!! (wiping the eggs off the head, smiling...) I would like to invite Comrade Mo Xiaoenmo next!
Mo Xiaoen: Ladies and gentlemen. Good afternoon everyone! I am the chief reporter of the Asia Chief Press Group invited here today - Mo Xiaoen. The article "Princess Leng's Domineering and Handsome Bad Boy" was written by Xiaoen following Xiaoyu.
!So, no one knows Xiaoyu’s mood when writing the article better than me! Although the article has been completed now, I know that you will still go and review it. So after two years, as the chief reporter, I
Gather them together!
From Situ Xuanyi - there are many mistakes. Now let's interview (looking at the VIP table), let's interview Mr. Situ Xuanyi first!
The interview is in progress... (A certain rain was kicked away by Xiao En)
Mo Xiaoen: Dear Mr. Situ Xuanyi, when did you start to like Yu Ruo?
Situ Xuanyi (thinking for a while): Well...it seems like she should start cooking!
Mo Xiaoen: (⊙_⊙)? What?
Situ Xuanyi (repeated it again): It’s my first time to cook! Mo Xiaoen, I won’t repeat a question twice! (Xuyi got very angry)...
Mo Xiaoen (rolling eyes): Damn... (╯▽╰) !! Then may I ask Mr. Situ Xuanyi? Who do you think is more handsome, you or Pei Yesi?
Situ Xuanyi: Isn’t this nonsense!! (It means he is more handsome!) I want to die, right?
(A certain rain wiped his sweat aside...)
Mo Xiaoen: I said? I relatively like Pei Yexi... (^o^)/
Situ Xuanyi: What kind of rice?? Mo Xiaoen, be careful I raid your home today!
Mo Xiaoen: You pathetic thing...come and kill me! (╰_╯)#...fuck...you bastard! I'll ask Xiaoyu to kill you...
Situ Xuanyi: Xiaoyu? Are you talking about that bastard author?? (Xiaoyu sweats...)
Mo Xiaoen (depressed for a while, then concluded): Situ Xuanyi is crazy, the security should pull him out quickly...
Situ Xuanyi: I am the boss, who dares?
(A certain boss was asked to leave after being forced and begged by a certain Yu...)
Xiao En: t-t... Damn! Now it's An Yuruo's turn... Damn, our heroine should come on stage quickly!
An Yunuo: Ahem...where's Xiao En! I helped you cure that madman Situ Xuanyi!
Mo Xiaoen: Thank you, dear!
An Yunuo: Hello everyone! I am An Yunuo!
Mo Xiaoen (rolling eyes): Then let me ask Nai, why did Nai fall in love with that madman?
An Yunuo: Well... maybe I'm crazy!
Mo Xiaoen: Why? An Yuruo has to like that madman?
An Yuruo (a little angry): Because I am An Yuruo! (think about it)...what?? You dare to call him a madman?
Mo Xiaoen: Situ Xuanyi is a madman, don’t you know?
An Yuruo: Yan Zihan, pick up the guy! Kill Mo Xiaoen! Grandma, how dare you call Yi a lunatic?
Mo Xiaoen: Damn...another lunatic!
An Yuruo (finally returned to normal): Keep asking! Don't say Yi is a lunatic!
Mo Xiaoen (seeing An Yuruo's behavior, reluctantly agreed): An Yuruo! Let me ask you a serious question!
An Yuruo: Tell me!
Mo Xiaoen (smiling evilly): If you were given a chance to choose, would you choose Liluo or Yi?
An Yuruo: Well... by the way, is it okay to have both?
Mo Xiaoen (rolling eyes): Sweat...then one of them must be given up?
An Yuruo: Then let me get rid of you!
Mo Xiaoen: Miss An Yuruo is the one to choose between Liluo and Situ Xuanyi! It’s not my fault...
An Yuruo: Well...I want to leave!
(Xiao Yu: A certain girl was dragged away by brother Situ Xuanyi just as she said that. Uh... let's go home and punish her!!)
Mo Xiaoen (glancing at the VIP seats): Let’s all go! The protagonist is gone! The supporting role appears! Then Pei Yexi... Then my favorite Pei Yexi comes out!
Pei Yexi: Ahem...here I come!
Mo Xiaoen (thinking secretly): What kind of moral character do these protagonists have?
Pei Yexi: Okay... we've lived together for a long time (the topic is off topic)
Mo Xiaoen: Why have you lived together for so long?
Pei Yexi: Well...I have lived with Yi for more than ten years!
(A certain rain is speechless...)
Mo Xiaoen: By the way? Xiao Xixi... you know? The person I love most is you!
Pei Yexi: Xiao En, you have to say this secretly! Don’t let Kelin hear it!
Mo Xiaoen (rolling eyes): Do you want the red heart to show off?
Pei Yexi: No, I'm afraid you will be beaten up!
Mo Xiaoen: How about you follow me...I'll let you be the leading actor! The supporting role is too uninteresting...(thinking secretly)...Does that mean he is a tigress?
Pei Yexi: Tigress? Not in front of me, but it’s hard to say in front of you, especially when you say this! It’s even harder to say!
Mo Xiaoen: So where are you now, Keling? It’s been two years since this interview! You must have gone your separate ways, right?
Yan Keli: Here... Mo Xiaoen, you actually called me a tigress? Xi, get out of the way, be careful not to hit you!
Mo Xiaoen (picking her nose): A tigress is a tigress!
Pei Yexi: No! We still live together.
(Xiaoyu: Mouxi successfully managed to make Yan Keli popular...)
Mo Xiaoen: Do you have a child? What do you plan to call it?
Pei Yexi: My and Kelin’s child... Pei Yongjun is fine!
Mo Xiaoen (sweating): What? Mr. Pei Yexi, don’t you think this name is very tacky?
Pei Yexi: Haha... I'm joking with you! I didn't think of a good name for the child! I'll call him Xiao Xixi first! How about you pick one?
Mo Xiaoen: Pei Xiaoxi, how are you?
Pei Yexi: Change it!
Mo Xiaoen: Pei Xiaoxi!
Pei Yexi: Sweating... I'd better take it myself!
Mo Xiaoen: No! I plan to ask your child to be the hero of my novel! I have to choose it!
Sheng Junye: Mo Xiaoen... How long do you want to talk to Xi?? Substitute... Xi... come down!
(A certain Xi was dragged down alive, and a certain Saint Junye came up, ogling her as soon as he came up!)
Mo Xiaoen (rolling eyes): Xiaoyezi...I have always been indifferent to you! My little Xixiya (crying...)
Sheng Junye: Xiao En, how about you become my second wife?
(Xiao En: Xiami? Wife...(⊙o⊙)...)
Mo Xiaoen: Damn...go to hell! I love Xiao Xixi!
Sheng Junye (at the suggestion of the original author): Oh? Ask a question... hurry up!!
Mo Xiaoen: Back to the topic, come on... Xiaoyezi, tell me, do you like Miaoke the most or your current Bei Ning?
Sheng Junye: Miaoke, I will hide it in my heart! Bai Ning? I will love her very much! Otherwise, you can come too!
Mo Xiaoen: Then why did you ask me to be your second dick just now? A dog can’t change its habit of eating shit!
Sheng Junye (sighing): Hey...it seems that my charm is growing day by day!
Mo Xiaoen: I told you, I am not interested in you, a little wild boy. Now you can go down! Come up, Miss Bai Ning!
Sheng Junye (losing his face): Hey... my wife told me to go home for dinner!
Mo Xiaoen: You feel embarrassed, right? Where is Bai Ning? Tell her to come up quickly...
Ye Beining: Come on, come on!
Mo Xiaoen (getting straight to the topic): Bai Ning, is it fun in ancient times? Or is it more fun in modern times? If you were given a chance, would you rather stay in ancient times and live your life as a princess, or stay in modern times and be punished by Xiao Yezi?
Ye Beining: I hope to stay in ancient times. Then my brother and sister-in-law will be together. Xiao Yezi should go back with me!
Mo Xiaoen: Do you mind if I call you my dear little wild boy? Ancient times were fun? People in ancient times were simpler, right?
Ye Beining: I don’t mind. Ancient people didn’t do that either. But I miss my father, queen and queen so much!
Mo Xiaoen: Do you think Xiaoyezi can give up modern life?
Ye Beining: He! I dare not say it! There are so many beauties in modern times!
Mo Xiaoen: Bei Ning... If you were given a chance to choose, would you choose to be with Pei Yesi or Xiao Yezai?
Ye Beining: Yeah! What's the matter?? Pei Yexi?? What's the relationship with Brother Xi?
Mo Xiaoen: Brother Xi is so gentle... Your little wild boy just secretly asked me to be his mistress? Don't you think he is very perverted?
Ye Beining: Uh! Never thought about it! And I’m already married, what else can I do?
Mo Xiaoen (thought for a while): Bei Ning! From now on, you have to bring anti-wolf spray at all times! In case the little wild boy misbehaves with you during class!
Ye Beining: Great! Xiao En!! I have to go home and see my baby!
Mo Xiaoen: Then...let's go! See you when you have time. Goodbye!