Mo Xiaoen: So... who can I call now... (glancing at the VIP table)... Miaoke... Is Yu Miaoke here today? Why can't you see her?
Yu Miaoke: Who woke me up??
Mo Xiaoen (rolling eyes): Are you still sleeping?
Yu Miaoke: Well, I’m so sleepy!
Mo Xiaoen: Then go back to sleep! There will probably be a baby!
Yu Miaoke: No!
Mo Xiaoen: Last question, how are you and Ze?
Yu Miaoke (with a faint look): I’m dead, what else can I do? He’s alone!
Mo Xiaoen: Did you know? He has found a girlfriend now! He seems to be living a very happy life, but he still cries quietly every night!
Yu Miaoke: Really? (sadness in eyes)... I hope he can live happily with that girl!
Mo Xiaoen (rolling his eyelids, thinking): So are you in heaven now or at the junction of yin and yang (laughing evilly)...Have you found a boyfriend?
Yu Miaoke (lazy): No... I plan to stay single!! Okay, I'm going to bed!
Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): Go to sleep, go to sleep! Ze...you can come out now!
Ye Yingze: What's the matter? Tell me quickly...
Mo Xiaoen: Ze! Didn't you hear what Miaoke said? Is she still sad now?
Ye Yingze: I (eyes showing sadness)...I'm sorry for her!
Mo Xiaoen: Really? What's going on between you and your current girlfriend?
Ye Yingze: When will I have a girlfriend? What are you bragging about? Or, do you want to be my girlfriend?
Mo Xiaoen (rolling her eyes): Isn't there? I remember when I interviewed you in the hotel a few days ago, there was a beautiful woman in your room... It seemed that she was a loli who was waiting to become popular in the entertainment industry? How do you explain it?
Ye Yingze: Uh!!! That woman? My taste hasn’t found that skill yet! Mo Xiaoen, you didn’t reply to me, are you...
Mo Xiaoen: I'm not interested in you...sorry (immediately moved away)...don't you still want to hold a press conference?
Ye Yingze: Okay, okay! To you! I don’t mean that yet!
Mo Xiaoen: It’s time for you to go now!
Ye Yingze: Oops...
Mo Xiaoen: What’s wrong?
(Xiao Yu sweats... someone has already gone...)
Mo Xiaoen: Our author Mouyu is here... Come on, tell me your thoughts in the past few months?
Xiaoyu (pointing to the VIP table below): I’m so grateful for your big-headed ghost! I looked at what was being cooked in the row below. Everyone was impatient to wait! They would eat me if I even said it!
Mo Xiaoen: You have to ask carefully, right?
Xiaoyu: Be careful... Hurry up and do the interview!!! Han Bingyou! Next up is Han Bingyou!
Mo Xiaoen: Han Bingyou... ah (claps)... welcome Mr. Han Bingyou!
(Xiaoyu: Han Bingyou sat opposite Mo Xiaoen!)
Han Bingyou: I said, you talk a lot of nonsense! It took you so long to reach me?
Mo Xiaoen: Because you are a boring person, of course I have to stay until the end!
Xiaoyu: My dear... I'll do the next thing!
Mo Xiaoen: Well! That means I left...
Xiaoyu: Mo Xiaoen, you must be impatient with life!
Mo Xiaoen: Just sort it out (laughing evilly!)
Xiaoyu (rolling eyes): I said I would sort it out, but you continue to ask...
Mo Xiaoen (pouting): Everything is sorted! Mr. Han Bingyou!
Xiaoyu: Then you send it to... me...
(Kicked by Han Bingyou...)
Han Bingyou: What's the matter? Say something quickly and fart quickly!
Mo Xiaoen (picking her nose): You are such a hot-tempered person! I really want to know who your favorite in life is? Damn you... don't play cards yet!
Han Bingyou: Playing cards is getting in your way...continue...
Mo Xiaoen: You haven’t answered the question yet?
Han Bingyou: Ask and answer your own questions...
Mo Xiaoen (confused): How do I know!
Han Bingyou: Zixuanye! If I don’t love my wife, who does she love?
Mo Xiaoen (suddenly enlightened): So that’s it? How is your gang doing now? Has it become the largest gang in the world... And how is your relationship with Yi?
Han Bingyou: It’s gone... Situ’s is gone too! What’s the relationship? I moved to his house!
Mo Xiaoen (abruptly): Damn? The relationship is so good? It’s hard for readers to imagine...
Han Bingyou: Let them want to go! Keep playing cards (look at the card table)... What rice? A pair of aces?
Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): You can continue playing cards! Whose turn is it next? Come up yourself!
Yan Zihan: Mo Xiaoen, are you too much? It’s not until now that I
(A certain Han has runny nose and tears...)
Mo Xiaoen (licking his lips): Zihan, be good! I'm afraid of Nai's temper... So... Hehe! You can just bring your Ouyang Xu over now!
Yan Zihan (Jiao Didi): Good...
Mo Xiaoen: Hurry up, hurry up... time is running out!
Yan Zihan, Ouyang Xu: They are all here!
Mo Xiaoen: OK... Then I will help you hold a wedding here. Are you two willing?
Ouyang Xu (with a blank look on his face): Are we already married and have children?
Mo Xiaoen (sweating): Are you holding a wedding? Not happy about it? Forget it...I heard that your Zihan and Naisheng's children are the protagonists in Xiaoyu's new article?
Yan Zihan (hiding in Ouyang Xu’s arms): We already have children!
Ouyang Xu: Yes! That guy likes to pretend to be cool.
Mo Xiaoen (picking her nose): What’s your name?
Yan Zihan: Uh... I'm sorry! It's a girl! Ouyang Xin!
Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): You don’t know whether the baby you gave birth to is a girl or a boy?
Yan Zihan: Hehe...
Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): A pair of unqualified parents! You can go down now... Liluo, come up!
Yan Zihan: Um...
Liluo: Is something wrong?
Mo Xiaoen (picking his nose): Liluo, how many years did you say you were dead?
Li Luo: Come to think of it... He died at the age of eighteen! He is twenty this year, more than two years ago!
Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): Damn it? Are you in heaven or hell now?
Liluo: Paradise...I met Yu Miaoke!
Mo Xiaoen: You didn't do any good things during your lifetime. You were arrogant and confident. You should go to hell?
Liluo: Damn you!
Mo Xiaoen (rolling eyes): Is Yu Miaoke going to have any fun with you?
Liluo: I am pursuing her now!
Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): But Miaoke seems to say that he wants to be alone all his life?
Li Luo: I'm working hard... I'm sorry for Yu Nu and Ye Yingze!
Mo Xiaoen: Sweat... Keep working hard (sweeping towards the abused Xiao Yu in the VIP table)... By the way, how many people are there in Xiao Yu?
Xiao Yu (getting his head out from under the table): There are also - Li Mo, Lan Yimo, Yan Keli, Zixuan Ye, Situ You, and more! Let me think about it...it seems to be gone!
Mo Xiaoen (with a black look on his face): Why are there so many people? I want to die...
Xiaoyu: Slap Hino with one foot!
Mo Xiaoen: Come up together!
Xiaoyu (thinking about it in fear): If they all come together, they will fight!
Mo Xiaoen (Ma Han) is afraid of them... fictional characters!
(Some people went up together and beat up a certain host, Xiao En)
Mo Xiaoen (getting up from the ground): Sweating...
Xiaoyu: Do you want to continue? Finished!
Mo Xiaoen: Come out Youyou!
Youyou: Sister Xiaoen! You are such a tragedy!
Mo Xiaoen (using tears to gain sympathy): I have always been a tragedy...
Youyou: Hehehe... where is sister Li Yi?
Xiaoyu (suddenly appeared and urged): Hurry up! My dear... we are in a hurry! We have to leave soon!
Mo Xiaoen (sweating): Sister Li Yi is dead! She died in a plane crash! She has been dead for a year!
Youyou (crying): What? Then I’ll go find her!
Mo Xiaoen (sweating): You bitch...haven't you met her in heaven? Go! Go!
Someone: I'm coming...
Mo Xiaoen: Miss Zixuanye comes out...who is here?
Xiaoyu: We coaxed them all together! Except Li Mo and Lan Yimo!
Mo Xiaoen: Sweat... Then let's do tongue twisters together!
Xiaoyu: Go around!
Mo Xiaoen: Whoever wins? The best star in today's "Princess Leng's Domineering and Handsome Bad Boy"! OK! Read after me————
(Xiao Yu: I waited for a long time and didn’t come out... I’m so anxious!)
Xiaoyu: Honey...I have to leave!
Mo Xiaoen (sudden return): Let's go! Notification! Notification...Xiaoyu went to a party! So, one person cannot do the same thing as two people! Dear friends, please look forward to our update tomorrow...(*^?^*
)... Beipiao first!
Continued below…
Xiaoyu: Come on! Your tongue twister...
Mo Xiaoen: Huo Hu, Guo Hai and Wang Huo made tea and drank tea together. Huo Hu lit the fire, Guo Hai cooked the pot, and Wang Huo chopped firewood. Guo Hai asked Wang Huo why he didn’t chop the firewood? Huo Hu’s monster Guo Hai, Guo Hai’s monster
Wang Huo, why can't the Wang Huo monster split firewood?
Xiaoyu: What kind of rice is this?
Mo Xiaoen (rolling his eyelids): Tongue twister!
Zi Xuanye: Say it again, it was too fast. I didn’t hear you...
Mo Xiaoen (who spent all his wealth and life around): Huo Hu, Guo Hai and Wang Huo made tea and drank together. Huo Hu lit the fire, Guo Hai cooked the pot, and Wang Huo chopped firewood. Guo Hai asked Wang Huo why he didn't chop the firewood? Huo Huo asked Wang Huo why he didn't chop the firewood.
Lake monster Guo Hai, Guo Hai monster Wang Huo, why can't Wang Huo split firewood?
Youyou (suddenly ran out): Sister Xiaoen, this is too simple, you are... stupid!!
Mo Xiaoen: You bastard...die Youyou, go back to your seat and call your dad over...
Youyou: Sister Xiaoen, be careful my dad slaps you
Mo Xiaoen: I'm afraid of you... →_→, I doubt your father's ability.
Situ Xuanyi (angrily, leading a group of men in black): md, Mo Xiaoen, your skin is itchy, right?
Mo Xiaoen (rolling his eyes at Situ Xuanyi): -_-||^...You are a character in an ignorant novel, it is too easy for me to shoot you away. Get out of here first, I am playing with your son...
(Situ Xuanyi and the men in black directly kidnapped the host Mo Xiaoen... The scene was in chaos, and Xiaoyu had to come out to act as host first to calm the war...)
Xiaoyu: Ahem!!! All guests, please calm down...
(Before she finished speaking, Xiaoyu was kicked away by Mo Xiaoen, whose face was covered with scars.)
(Xiaoyu struggled to climb onto the stage with her hands on her waist. Just as she was about to speak, she was unfortunately kicked away again! The interview continued... except that our host Mo Xiaoenmo has changed his mind.)
Mo Xiaoen: Damn it... Situ Xuanyi, you are dead! (Mo Xiaoen is about to slap Situ Xuanyi with the manuscript in his hand!)
Zi Xuanye (very impatient): Mo Xiaoen, you are impatient! Hurry up and interview...
Mo Xiaoen (becoming more speechless): Got it, got it!
Yan Keli: You are so lucky!
Yan Keli and Zixuan Ye (rolling their eyes): Are you the host or am I the host?
Mo Xiaoen (with contempt in his heart, he really knows how to vent his anger through one nostril): Forgot, forgot...it's rest time now! Now we invite some of our big names to take a rest in the VIP room...please!
(All the big names gave Mo Xiaoen a violent beating and then reluctantly went to the VIP room. Fortunately, Xiaoyu in the audience was kidnapped - the kidnappers were Situ Xuanyi, Han Bingyou and Shengjun.
wild)
The following is the plot of a certain poor Yu being kidnapped:
Xiaoyu (swallowing hard and looking at the three handsome guys in front of her): Well, handsome guys! What do you...what do you want...want?
(At this time, Mouyu was tied up with ropes and could not move.)
Sheng Junye (raised eyebrows): What do you think?
Mouyu (swallowed again): Uh (⊙o⊙) that...
Sheng Junye: Which one?
Mou Yu (glancing at Han Bingyou): Can someone else negotiate with me?
To be honest, Mouyu can't stand Mouye's eyebrows. If he doesn't change someone else, his nose will bleed...
Sheng Junye (crossing his hands on his chest): Han Bingyou, come here.
Mou Yu (he breathed a sigh of relief): Huhu (~o~)~zz tell me, what kind of rice do you want to ask about.
Han Bingyou (playing cards): Can you make that bastard host the interview faster? Do you know that our time is money? It was originally agreed to be half an hour, but now? Tell me...
Mouyu (Mamahan...): Uh! I'm not the host, why are you asking me?
[There was a burst of resentment in Mouyu’s heart...]
Situ Xuanyi: If not, who are you asking?
Mou Yu (very aggrieved): Ask the host!
Three handsome men (all shouting in unison): How dare you defend yourself!!
[A certain rain finally became so angry that his eyes were blazing with fire, making the three of them panic...]
Mou Yu (angrily): Are you three rebelling? You don't even know who the rebels are? I've had enough, please untie me quickly...
[A certain wild deer was untied and untied by a certain rain...]
Sweat! Is this kidnapping?
Mouyu (holding a whip in hand): I said, is there a next time?
Three people (heads lowered, mouths pursed.): I don’t dare anymore, Xiao Yuyu, please spare my life...
A certain Yu angrily left without looking back, rushed into the live broadcast, and called out all the guys in the VIP room.
Mou Yu: I now officially announce that the interview is over. Those who were not interviewed can go to the host to settle the score.