"Xiao Zi, Xiao Zi..." I searched all over the house for that disobedient little fox.
"Mei, have you seen Xiao Zi?" I asked Mei, who was practicing swordplay in the garden. I hadn't looked closely for a few days, but this guy's figure was getting more and more impressive.
Mei shook her head and continued practicing her sword.
"Are you talking about that little fox?" Zhicong raised his head from the flowers and pointed in the direction with his long fingers that were playing with herbs, "It seems to be fighting with Wangcai there."
"Fox and dog fighting? It's interesting!" I ran excitedly in the direction pointed by the tiger, and saw two figures, one purple and one yellow, tightly entangled with each other from a distance. Wow, it was really a fight. When I got closer, I saw that
It turns out...cough cough...cough cough...
Xiao Zi nestled comfortably under the peach blossom tree, closing her eyes and enjoying the sunbath. The earthy yellow dog named Wangcai was serving her obediently at the moment. Xiao Zi glanced at her with a look of disdain.
Do you want to fight with me, Xiao Zi, for your wealth? Just practice for a few more days!
"Hey, you kid is quite good at enjoying yourself, sunbathing?"
What kind of boy? How disgusting! I am a serious girl. Xiao Zi glanced at her displeasedly, ducked away from her claws, and climbed up the tree.
"You are still vindictive with me?" I pointed at the little fox, "Didn't I call you last time when I went to the brothel to watch the waiter perform a striptease? Are you still holding a grudge? You are too stingy!"
The little fox ignored him and lay on the branch in a very seductive posture, enjoying the sunshine and the breeze with half-closed eyes.
"Actually, it was for your own good that I didn't take you there last time. Why did you go to a brothel as a girl? Those are places for men to have fun. Wouldn't it ruin your reputation if I took you there?"
Zhizhizhi? (Aren’t you also a woman? Why aren’t you afraid of a bad reputation? Besides, I don’t even care about my own reputation, so why are you so fussy?)
It's a pity that someone couldn't understand the fox language, so he still shouted at the little fox with his eyes wide open:
"You're quite stubborn! Tell me! What do you need to do so that you don't hold grudges?"
I want to go to the brothel to watch the waiter perform a striptease! Xiao Zi looks up to the sky and screams.
"You don't want to say that, right? That means you didn't ask for it! You haven't come down yet!"
Why don’t you understand my heart? Why don’t you understand my feelings? The little fox wants to cry but has no tears.
"You're quite tough! I think your skin is tougher than my knife. If you don't come down now, I'll skin you and make a fox fur! I'll use your bones to make soup. I heard that fox soup is very nourishing~~" Someone licked
He stared at the little fox with malicious lips.
Who said that? Who said that? Humph, threaten me? I won’t accept your words! I’ll fight you! The little fox held the branch firmly and did not waver.
"Mei, I'll lend you your sword... Hey, why did you get down so quickly?" The little fox blinked his big round eyes and flattered her into her arms. The ancient fox said: A good fox doesn't suffer the consequences of the moment.
!Those who know the current affairs are handsome foxes! There is no need to sacrifice your life for the sake of temporary enthusiasm.
"Charming, bring your sword!"
Isn't it? I've already come down, and you still want to kill me? Oh, oh, oh, oh...that's unreasonable! God is jealous of beauty! He died young!
From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the sluggish and frustrated native dog with a gloating smile on his face, glaring at him fiercely, "You damn dog, if you dare to curse me, I will never let you go even if you are a ghost!"
I looked at the green peach trees, the green peaches, the blue sky, the rolling mountains, and the charming and beautiful man with nostalgia. I looked at it again, and looked at it again, woo woo woo... I
Is this the end of my beautiful life? While I was grieving, I suddenly heard a sentence in my ear, "Charming, this peach branch seems to be withered, chop it down! Your sword is of no use anyway, just use it to chop down trees.
Not bad!"
Survive from a desperate situation! Escape from death! Escape from a narrow escape! The little fox was so excited that tears filled his eyes and his eyes were red.
"Xiao Zi, why are your eyes so red? Could it be... you have pink eye disease?"
With a 'pop' sound, the little fox that was originally held in someone's arms was thrown to the ground as if it was a ghost. Oh, why is my Xiao Zi so miserable? There is such a nervous owner in the stall!
"It's not sick! Don't worry!" Zhi glanced at the little fox lying on the ground and said with a smile.
"I'm sorry, Xiao Zi, I didn't mean to throw you to the ground. It was a mistake! It was definitely a mistake!"
The little fox turned his head angrily, ignoring the flattering smile of the woman in front of him.
"Stop it, Xiao Zi, I apologize to you, I'm sorry, you have a lot of big foxes, big foxes don't care about women, don't be angry, okay?"
The little fox rubbed his neck in a cool manner but wouldn't let go.
It's not afraid of spraining its neck. I rolled my eyes and realized it! "Let's do it! I'll take you to see the waiter perform a striptease. How about you don't be angry?"
When the little fox heard this, his eyes immediately lit up, and countless restricted-level scenes flashed before his eyes. His saliva was so drooling that it was like the Yellow River was overflowing, and it was beyond control.
"However, those waiters' figures are not worth mentioning, so just don't go!"
Humph! I knew you were the most unfaithful! The little fox continued to scratch his neck angrily.
"I'll take you to see a classic picture! It's absolutely unique and the best in the world! I guarantee you'll want to see it again and you won't forget it."
"I found that there was always an hour every afternoon when I couldn't see him, and my hair was wet when I came back. Then one afternoon I followed him and discovered this natural hot spring in the woods at the foot of the mountain."
A huge natural hot spring is steaming in front of you. There is a waterfall flying down three thousand feet next to the spring. It seems that the Milky Way has set in the sky. The surrounding trees are tall and lush, holding the hot spring in your arms like a baby.
Do you want to take me to a hot spring? The little fox blinked its big round eyes, waved its front paws, and protested in a squeaky voice. It's your business to like hot springs, so don't drag me along!
"You have to soak in the hot springs, but not us!"
So who's going to take the plunge?
"of course……"
Who is it? Why is there no further text? The little fox scratched her arm.
I patted its head and yelled in a low voice: "Don't make any noise, it will be bad if someone finds out!"
I held the little fox and carefully hid behind the trees, observing the situation through the gaps between the branches and leaves.
As soon as I entered the hot spring area, I felt something was wrong, but I scanned carefully for a week and found nothing. It seemed that I was being suspicious. I smiled to myself, took a breath in the wind, and opened my eyes sharply to see the smell today.
Something is wrong! Someone? His sharp eyes like an eagle scanned the surroundings vigilantly.
The little fox and I were looking forward, when we suddenly noticed Zie's eyes glancing over. We quickly retracted our bodies and hid behind the bushes, holding our breath and not daring to move.
Qi looked carefully and found nothing. It seemed that he was suspicious. Maybe there were flowers blooming in the mountains and forests, which gave it such a pleasant fragrance.
Zhi smiled, looked at the blue sky, and then looked at the steaming spring water. He felt comfortable and slowly took off his clothes. The red gauze fluttered in the wind and fell gently in a very enchanting manner. Zhi smiled and then slowly
Slowly take off the white shirt...
"Take it off! Take it off!" The little fox and I stared nervously and expectantly at the half-naked handsome man beside the hot spring. His jade-like skin shone seductively in the sun, and his pink acacia beans were like glistening white snow.
Two wonderful flowers.
"Take it off quickly!" The little fox and I had our hearts in our throats, our four eyes were glowing with green light, and our saliva was flowing down freely. The little fox's nosebleeds were gushing out, and he looked excited, with nine tails.
It was all raised up, and the purple fox fur stood straight up, shining purple in the sun, like a weapon ready to charge into battle. I pulled off its tail fiercely and slapped it on the head: "You have no spine and no sense!
Embarrassing women!"
The little fox glared at me fiercely and continued its great peeping career.
"Why don't you take them off? Take off your pants! Take them off quickly!" I muttered carefully, and the little fox chirped in agreement.
But the handsome man didn't seem to hear our inner call, and walked step by step into the hot spring. Finally, under our disappointed eyes, even the attractive skin of his beautiful chest disappeared from the water, leaving only a beautiful face.
His face and hair are full of black hair.
"Damn, don't take off your pants. Isn't this fooling the audience? I'm still waiting to see the scene that breaks the scale!" I got excited and couldn't control my mouth, so I shouted loudly. When I realized what I was doing, I covered my mouth.
Too late.
Only a low growl was heard: "Who?" Three silver needles glowing with black energy shot straight towards him.
Hidden weapon? When I got excited, I threw away the little fox in my hand and closed my eyes in fear, waiting for death.
"Ah!" After a scream that shook the world and made the gods cry, everything fell silent.
After a long time, I slowly opened my eyes, and a beautiful face magnified in front of me. The thick and long eyelashes trembled slightly, like the wings of a black butterfly. The red mole between the eyebrows shone with light, and the sexy and alluring red lips shone with charm.
of luster.
"Am I dead?" I asked feebly, "Why are the handsome guys in heaven so handsome? You know I came to report it a long time ago."
"You're not dead!" Zha smiled slightly and pointed behind me, "But it's dying!"
I looked back and saw, wow! Xiao Zi was hanging upside down on the tree in an extremely tragic and tragic posture. The three tails in the middle were nailed to the trunk by three silver needles. The other tails hung down weakly, and the little head was tilted to one side.
His eyes turned white and he foamed at the mouth.
"Oh my God! Who was so cruel as to nail my little Zi to the tree? Is there any humanity left? Oh my god, poor little Zi, who is so young and has not had a boyfriend yet, is going to die like this.
, What kind of justice is there? What kind of world is this?" I rushed up and hugged Xiao Zi's body, crying like a ghost.
"When my silver needle shoots over, someone throws it forward and squats down with his head in his hands. It becomes someone's scapegoat!"
Ah?!!! I twisted my thigh and burst into tears. My heart hurt, and my thigh hurt even more. "Xiao Zi, I'm sorry for you. I should have loved you and taken care of you, but you sacrificed yourself to save me."
, I really can’t repay you for being so kind and loyal to me. You can go with peace of mind. I will definitely burn more paper money for you, and I will also give you a few male foxes, so that you can do it underground.
A romantic ghost fox..."
"It's not dead yet!"
"Just go, just go! Don't worry about me, don't miss me, and don't forget me...What did you just say?"
"It's not dead yet!"
"You didn't tell me earlier! You made me shed so many tears! Humph!" I wiped away my tears and glared at Xiao, "You still haven't saved the fox?"