Qi sighed and stuffed a white pill into the little fox's mouth, "Another waste of my good medicine."
After a while, the little fox woke up, staring straight ahead, with foam flowing from its mouth.
Strange, why didn't it stare at me? I followed the little fox's gaze, and suddenly my eyes widened and I took a deep breath.
Because he heard the voice of the little woman, he didn't bother to put on his coat, but just put it on loosely, and then ran over. At this moment, the wonderful scenery on his chest was exposed to the eyes of everyone. In fact, there were only one person, one fox and four animals.
It's just eyes, but the blazing flames emitted by these four eyes are unparalleled and can be seen by all.
"Xiao Nuo, what are you doing here?" Zha didn't realize that her breasts were being looked at, and asked the little woman with a smile.
"Ah? Ah! What did you just say?" I raised my head and looked at Zhi blankly. From the corner of my eyes, I glanced at the wonderful and attractive scenery. If...if I could take a bite of those two ripe cherries,
Lick that again
Snow-white and sweet ice cream, how delicious it must be! I swallowed my saliva and licked my lips.
"What are you doing here?" Zhi asked again with a smile.
"No...it's nothing," I faced Zhen, but my eyes were fixed on the scenery in front of Zhen's chest and I couldn't bear to turn away for a moment.
Looking at the little woman's infatuated eyes, he smiled knowingly, "It's so hot today!" He unzipped his shirt intentionally or unintentionally, revealing a wider and more wonderful scenery.
"It's very hot, very hot!" I was crying, staring at it intently, and responded in a nonchalant manner, "It would be better to heat it up, best, hehe..." I laughed twice.
Have you seen enough? He casually pulled up his coat and tied his belt, and a large piece of wonderful scenery just disappeared before my eyes. My disappointment was seen in his eyes and he was happy in his heart.
"Xiao Nuo, what are you doing here?" Zhi put on a red gauze and asked with a smile.
"Well... I'm just passing by. Xiao Zi can testify, right, Xiao Zi? Xiao Zi!" I slapped Xiao Zi's dizzy head. If you dare to shake your head, I'll throw you to death!
Xiao Zi glared at me angrily, nodded helplessly, looked at the beautiful scenery that disappeared for no reason, and sighed in disappointment.
I was bathing Xiao Zi under the peach blossom tree. It’s great to be a pet. You eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are sleepy, and there are people to take care of you when you are dirty. I picked up the wet Xiao Zi, and suddenly I heard someone calling me “Girl.”
!”
I recognize her, she is a personal maid who takes care of the immortal's daily life, her name seems to be Lan Ruo.
"Sister, is something wrong?" I wiped Xiao Zi with a towel and asked with a smile. I slapped Xiao Zi who was squirming around and yelled in a low voice: "Don't move!"
Seeing Lan Ruo's surprised look, she quickly explained with a smile, "I told it not to move, not my sister."
"Lan Ruo understands." I was surprised by this rare nine-tailed purple fox, and Lan Ruo secretly laughed in her heart.
"Sister, you came all the way to Baiyuan Garden. Did something happen to the immortal?"
Before Lan Ruo had time to answer, the little woman exclaimed, covered her face and cried bitterly, "Did Grandpa Immortal leave? Wuwuwu... I didn't even see him for the last time. The most regrettable thing is... he didn't leave anything for me.
I will give him 10,000 taels of silver to take care of his posthumous affairs..."
Lan Shuo laughed twice: "Immortal, everything is fine! Immortal asked the girl to come over and sit down. He said he hadn't seen her for so many days and missed her."
"That's it!" I wiped away my tears and dried Xiao Zi with a dry towel, "Let's go, little fox, I will take you to meet a very handsome man today."
The little fox, who was as lustful as his master, immediately lit up when he heard this.
"Zhao, help me hold Xiao Zi!" I casually threw Xiao Zi into Zha's arms.
The embrace of the handsome man! Xiao Zi’s eyes were so happy that she was so excited, but the beautiful man’s words made her mood fall from heaven to hell.
"This little fox is wet and has wetted my clothes. Mei, please hold me!" Before the little fox could protest, Zha had already thrown her into Mei's arms.
Xiao Zi glanced at the expressionless handsome guy above her head dejectedly. Although this guy was extremely handsome, he was as handsome as an iceberg!
After all, she, Xiao Zi, is also the most beautiful fox in the fox world, but now she is being thrown around like a hot potato. How did she, Xiao Zi, get to such a miserable state? Woo woo woo...
"Grandpa!" I hugged the immortal with a white beard and kissed him fiercely.
"This girl, it's really..." the immortal muttered dissatisfiedly, but his face was full of enjoyment.
"This is Feng, oh no, it's Xiao Zi, the nine-tailed fox that the prince gave me. Xiao Zi, this is the most handsome guy I told you, Grandpa Immortal. Come, shake hands with Immortal."
Is this the most handsome boy you are talking about? Xiao Zi stared at the chirping little woman in confusion. God knows that Xiao Zi endured the cold torture of the iceberg just to meet the most handsome boy in that woman's mouth. In the end,
The result... turned out to be an old man. She, Xiao Zi, shouldn't believe that woman's bad eyesight! Wuwuwu...
"I forgot to add three words, when I was young, hey hey hey..."
How much psychological trauma did your forgetfulness cause to me, Xiao Zi? How much negative impact will it have on my future life and love? From now on, my life, Xiao Zi, has no hope, no goal in striving, and my originally pure and flawless soul
It has cast an indelible shadow. If you turn into a perverted murderer in the future, it will be your fault...
"Zhen, take Xiao Zi to play!" As soon as I said this, Mei immediately threw the little fox in her arms into Zhen's arms as if she was relieved.
What a handsome man! Xiao Zi stared excitedly at the enchanting and beautiful man in front of her. Her life was immediately full of hope, and she was full of motivation to fight and leave. But the beautiful man's words made her young heart hit an iceberg.
"I'm not going to hold this little fox. He's stupid, has an abnormal mind, and keeps drooling. He's disgusting! Go away, Mei!" Zha said, throwing the little fox into Mei's arms with a wave of his hand.
"I'm not going either!" I'm not surprised that you want to hug me! Xiao Zi glared at the iceberg man fiercely, and before she could react, she was thrown flying out, drawing a beautiful parabola in the air, and then hit her hard.
On the hard trunk of the pear tree.
Xiao Zi breathed out feebly and rolled her eyes. Although cats have nine lives, she is a fox, not a cat. Wuwuwu...
"Is there something wrong when Grandpa asked me to come?" I sat down opposite the immortal, and Xie sat down next to me in an enchanting manner, while Mei stood behind me like a protector as always.
"It's nothing." The immortal smiled while stroking his beard, "What? If nothing happens, can't you just call me here?"
"I thought you asked me to take care of the funeral arrangements! You were still thinking of making some money."
"This girl, what are you saying, curse me?" The immortal glared at me dissatisfied.
"Life has been rare for seventy years. You have become a rare species, and you still refuse to leave. Look at how much manpower and material resources you have wasted in Peach Blossom Temple! How much rice and food are wasted by these servants who serve you!"
"Tsk, I am here to reduce the employment pressure and seek benefits for the society. How many people will be unemployed if I die? So for the happiness of the people, I have to stand up no matter what." The immortal straightened his back and wore a snow-white beard.
Trembling with excitement.
"Come on, just keep going! If it's okay, I'll go back first! The sun will rise to the top of your head in a while, and it'll be so dazzling!"
"Don't go, girl. Play two games of chess with grandpa. Grandpa is lonely!" The immortal wiped his dry eyes with gestures. Hey, his skills have declined? No matter how hard he squeezes, he can't squeeze out tears?
"Hey, this old naughty boy." I looked at the pretentious immortal in amusement and asked the servant to place the checkers, "I'll make the first move."
Looking at the crystal clear jade chess pieces between his fingers, a graceful and elegant figure appeared in front of his eyes. Last time, there were three people playing checkers, but now...
Things change and people change, everything comes to an end! It has been two months and thirteen days since Feng left. I miss him more and more, but what can I do if I miss him again? I sighed quietly and fiddled with the chess pieces casually.
"Girl, are you sure you want to take this step?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"This move is a waste of time. If you take it and block your own path, call for a move!"
"Oh." I responded casually, without any intention of regretting the move and trying it again.
"Girl, is there something on your mind?"
"No, grandpa, don't make blind guesses." What he said was never so confident.
"Girl," the Immortal was about to say something, when a tall, powerful man with steady steps came over, cupped his hands and said, "Immortal, battle report from ahead!"
"Read!" My ears immediately stood up.
"The enemy troops recently withdrew from Tongzhou and stormed Cangzhou, which is more than a hundred miles north of Tongzhou. But the strange thing is that the enemy troops only made noise and noise at the top of the city. When our troops faced the battle, they retreated. When our troops retreated, they surged up again.
They make a lot of noise in front of us, and they only make noise at night.”
The immortal's face showed a thoughtful expression, and for a long time he showed an expression of sudden enlightenment.
I smiled and said, "This is the enemy's plan to invade the east and attack the west. Let them make noise and ignore it."
"Founding in the east and attacking in the west?"
"The ancients said: During the Western Han Dynasty, when the Seven Kingdoms rebelled, Zhou Yafu held on to the wall without fighting. The Wu soldiers rushed to the southeast corner of the wall, and Yafu prepared for the northwest. However, the elite troops of King Wu actually attacked the northwest and were unable to enter. This is to pretend to attack the east and attack the west.
We should actually attack the northwest and confuse the enemy with illusions."
"Although I don't know that this cry is coming from east to west, girl, it is exactly what I thought," the immortal nodded and smiled, and asked the man, "Where is the prince?"
"Your Majesty led the troops to Cangzhou!" the man replied respectfully.
"How is that possible? Call him back quickly!" I stood up and shouted excitedly, and the immortal waved his hand to signal me to calm down.
"Don't worry, girl. My...this prince is not that easy to fool. Feihu, please tell the girl, lest she get so anxious that she overturns my Taohua Temple."
"Grandpa——" I said angrily.
"Girl, please don't worry. The prince leading troops to Cangzhou is just an illusion. It makes the enemy think that our army has fallen into a trap, so they can attack with confidence. In fact, the real elite troops are hidden all over Tongzhou. Apart from the prince, they only have the military talisman of General Shenwu."
Only then can I be mobilized. Your Majesty has said that this move is to invite you into the urn!"
"The wind is really... as cunning as a fox, making me worry blindly." I lowered my head and chuckled, missing him even more, even the air seemed to have his elegant breath.
"What? Are you attracted to the prince?"
"No way...Grandpa, don't talk nonsense."
"Oh, you little girl is so shy. I thought your face was invulnerable."
"What do you say to an old man like you? You must respect the old and love the young, you know? You must care for the younger generations, such as cute young people like me."
"Why should I love the young if you don't respect the elderly? Besides, our prince is elegant, noble, and unparalleled in his handsomeness. He is worthy of you. You will not suffer," the immortal paused, "He will suffer!"
"Exactly," I glanced at him, "I think that I, Su Xiaonuo, know astronomy from above, geography from below, know ancient and modern times, know both Chinese and Western knowledge, be knowledgeable, have a wealth of knowledge, and be as beautiful as a flower, as beautiful as a peach and plum, and be able to conquer a country.
Naughty and graceful, like a fish and a wild goose, a flower shy of the moon, with the beauty of a treasure hairpin and the elegance of a jade, it can be said that he is the first person at home and abroad in ancient and modern times..."
"Who is Baochai? Who is Daiyu?"
"They are..." I glanced at the immortal, "You don't care who they are, anyway, I, Su Xiaonuo, am the most beautiful and talented woman in ancient and modern times, all over the world, and I am more than enough to match that prince who only has an appearance."
"It seems that you really want to match our prince." Come on, fourth grandson!
"You old man is talking nonsense again!" I glared at him and said passionately: "I think Su Xiaonuo's life goal is to pick up all the beautiful men in the world, and my life-long dream is to have a group of concubines and build a beautiful man who is completely my own.
Harem,"
"Wow, think about it, I took my concubines and concubines to enjoy the flowers in the garden. The flowers and plants were delicious, and there were clouds of beautiful men. There were all kinds of beautiful men around me, noble and handsome, charming, handsome and cold, and pure.
Cute, sunny, gentle and affectionate, wow, she is so beautiful and beautiful."
"Think about it again, in the huge hot spring, the steam is steaming, and the water is covered with rose petals. I take a mandarin duck bath with all the beautiful men, chase and play, and have fun. Of course, I am the only one, and there are countless others. I want to
I want to see all kinds of attractive figures swaying wetly in front of my eyes. The spring scenery is alluring and the spring scenery is endless. I can’t stand it just thinking about it... Hmm... It’s so tempting..."
After finally recovering from the fantasy, I found four men with their mouths wide enough to stuff duck eggs.
I helped Mei, Xiao, Feihu, and Immortal close their chins along the way.
"You are tall and strong, and handsome enough. Let me take you as my concubine!" I poked Mei's strong chest and swallowed my saliva. Oh my, these chest muscles are becoming more and more toned!
"What about me?" Chi looked over and smiled charmingly.
"You are so beautiful. If you don't want to feel too sorry for yourself, I'll take you as my concubine. Even though I don't need you, it's good to show it off!"
"What do you mean, even though it's not needed, it's fine to just show it for viewing?" Zha roared angrily.
Why is he so angry?
"It's not like you don't know that you have to be a man..."
"I am now..." I am not good at men or women now! Just you! Before Zha could say anything, the little woman had already interrupted him, "I only let you in for Mei's sake. You
Don't have any thoughts about my beautiful men, otherwise, hehe..."
"What else?" the immortal asked interestingly.
"Otherwise, I'll throw you into the pile of hungry widows who haven't touched a man in more than ten years, hehe..." I laughed evilly, looking at me with lustful eyes, "You know the consequences, don't you?"
"So vicious! But I like it!" the immortal exclaimed.