I rubbed the back of my head and sat up. The big lump on the back of my head hurt so much that I grinned. If I knew which bastard attacked me last night, I would have to chop him into meat paste and feed him to make money.
"Mother, are you awake?" A beautiful maid, about sixteen or seventeen years old, kept helping me.
"Who are you? Where's Ding Dang Dang? Where's Yicui?" I blurted out, Ding Ding Dang? Yicui? Pictures appeared in my mind, and all the memories from the past came flooding out.
The first time I opened my eyes, I saw the daughter of Prime Minister Su. The first handsome man I saw was my eldest brother Su Piaoying. The first time I saw Feng was in the elegant seat of Wenxiang Courtyard.
The first intimate contact was in the imperial garden of the palace, and the first injury was in the alleys of the capital...
The love to death in the hot spring is still vivid in my mind, the sweet words of the wind are still in my ears, the pain of knowing the truth is still hitting my heart, the phoenix crown of the wedding dress that was thrown on the ground flashes in front of my eyes, everything that escaped to Nancheng
.
I am Su Piaorou, and I am also Su Xiaonuo! I remembered it, I remembered it all! Hahahaha... I remembered it! Feng, you bastard! Why didn't you give me a stick on the back of my head earlier to hurt me?
I have been a fool for so long, and yet... I have tarnished Mei and Zhen.
"Hahahaha..." I laughed loudly, and the maid looked at me doubtfully.
"By the way, are you the new maid sent by the prince to take care of me? What's your name? Ding Ding Dang Dang, where's Yicui?" I said to the little maid with a smile.
"This slave is sent by the emperor to take care of Concubine Rou. My name is Biyu."
"Bisu? Sure enough, she looks a bit like Xiaojia Biyu." Wait, the emperor? Concubine Rou? Who is the emperor? I am Concubine Rou? My memory should be intact, isn't the emperor Feng's father? How did I become his?
Concubine? I don’t want to be Yang Yuhuan!
No, even if I was willing, Feng wouldn't. Besides, the emperor has such deep affection for the queen, why would he make me his concubine?
"What day is today?"
"Go back to your Majesty, today is the sixth day of August."
No, the day Mei and I rested at the inn was on the third day of August. How come three days have passed all of a sudden? Wait, let me think about it!
I remember that I didn’t sleep deeply that night and was woken up by Xiao Zi’s cry. When I woke up, I saw a dark shadow in the room. At that time, I asked him: “Is it Mei?”
The shadow didn't answer me, so Xiao Zi screamed even louder and rushed to scratch his face. The shadow grabbed Xiao Zi and threw him against the wall, causing Xiao Zi to faint on the spot.
I knew something was wrong, so I secretly took off the jasper bracelet that Mei had given me and put it on the bed.
"Who are you? Help..." Before I could shout "Help", I received a heavy blow on the back of my head, and then I fainted.
Could it be that I fainted for three days? If it were the emperor of Fengyun Kingdom, he would not use this method to deal with me. After all, he still likes me to be his daughter-in-law.
Then this emperor is...
"Jasper, right?"
"Yes, concubine."
"Where is this place?"
"Go back to your Majesty, this is the royal palace of Shuilan Kingdom. My Majesty, you have lived here before, don't you remember?"
"Really?" I stared into her eyes. Biyu lowered her head and did not dare to look at me. She lied to me! Do you think I still have amnesia?
"Yeah yeah!"
It’s your mother’s p!
"I'm a little dizzy. I don't remember. Have I always lived here?"
"My Majesty, you used to live here. You were the Emperor's favorite concubine. You had a quarrel with the Emperor a few months ago and ran away from the palace. Yesterday, the Emperor found you back. My Majesty, the Emperor really loves you.
, you see, this Nianrou Palace was built especially for you by the emperor."
It's true! Fortunately, I didn't lose my memory, otherwise, I would definitely believe it! Isn't Shuilan Kingdom at war with Fengyun? Does this emperor want to trap me here and force Feng into submission?
Damn, so despicable! So vicious! So shameless!
"Really? Why can't I remember it at all?"
"Your Majesty, after you left the palace, you were killed by an adulterer. Your brain was damaged and you lost your memory."
It turns out that they knew I had amnesia a long time ago, so they concocted such a set of lies to deceive me. Humph, I thought your aunt was a fool! It will be easy for you!
I have to be careful, I will be a spy here, steal military secrets, and drive the Shuilan Kingdom's army back to their hometown. I get excited just thinking about it, hehehehehe...
"Empress, why are you laughing?"
"I...I'm happy. I'm happy to be back in the palace."
"I'm happy too. It's a great blessing for me to be able to serve you again." Hey, how come this little girl can tell lies so much better than me?
I struggled to get out of bed, and Biyu quickly and carefully supported me.
"I'm not that delicate, don't worry so much, Biyu, help me dress and make up!"
"Yes." Biyu said, clapped her hands, and a little maid held a basin and knelt down in front of me respectfully. Biyu twisted the towel and cleaned my face for me. The little maid stepped away respectfully, holding a basin.
Biyu clapped her hands again, and the two palace maids walked in with their dresses and lowered their heads. They respectfully put my dress on, and then left respectfully.
Biyu clapped her hands again, and two more maids came in and came forward to dress me.
"Stop!" The three people stood blankly.
"Empress,"
"So many palace maids are flashing back and forth in front of my eyes, which makes me dizzy. Biyu, don't you know how to dress? Don't you know how to do makeup?"
"Go back to your Majesty, I'll meet you."
"Since you can, you've done it all. I'm not used to being pushed around by so many people. I'm not a doll. If you can't do it, find someone else."
"Please don't drive Biyu away!" Biyu knelt down in front of me with a plop, crying and begging.
"Your Majesty, please calm down!" The two little palace maids also plopped down and knelt on the ground.
"Your Majesty, calm down!" Immediately afterwards, a eunuch who looked like a steward led a large group of eunuchs and maids to kneel all over my room.
I can't stand it anymore! I miss Ding Ding Dang Dang so much! I wonder how Ding Ding and Brother Zhang's marriage is going? Is that girl Dang Dang still so reckless? I miss my brother so much, my father and mother, and Feng.
, I miss Mei so much, I miss my relatives who love me so much, woo woo woo...
I swept the things on the table to the floor and cried loudly, my tears like broken beads.
All the palace maids and eunuchs panicked and kowtowed: "My queen, please calm down!"
I cried harder and the palace maid and eunuch kowtowed even harder.
"Oh, sister, this is really lively!" A woman dressed in a coquettish and heavily made-up dress walked in, looked at the palace maids and eunuchs kneeling on the floor, covered her mouth with silk and said with a smile, "I mean, sister,
Even if the emperor doesn't favor you, don't take it out on these maids and eunuchs. Just wait and wait. In three to five years, the emperor will think of you and come to visit you."
"How about I talk to the emperor and ask my sister to serve the emperor tonight? Hey, the emperor fell in love with my sister and took away my sister's favor. Don't blame me!"
Hearing this, I didn't think anything of it. Biyu beside me turned red with anger. I remained calm and observed the woman in front of me.
What kind of woman is she? She is all dressed up and fragrant. She is not afraid of breaking her waist when twisted like that. I don’t know what the emperor thinks. If she likes a woman like this, her breasts are a bit bigger and her butt is a bit bigger. Why don’t you like big breasts?
Looking for a cow?
I stopped crying and asked Biyu to bring me water to wash my face. I also asked the maids and eunuchs to leave.
After a while, there were only four people left in the room, me, Biyu, the busty woman and her personal maid in red, let's call her Xiaohong.
"Your Majesty, sit down!" Xiaohong wiped the concubine's bed with silk very considerately.
"Sister, what's the matter with coming to my place?" I glanced at her and said she thought I was dirty, so don't come!
"It's okay, I just came to see my sister."
Humph, you come here with bad intentions! Are you here to show off or to find trouble?
The big-breasted woman farted loudly as soon as she sat down.
"Hey, why does sister love to be clean so much? She hasn't wiped it off enough and still has to blow it on?" I took the tea handed over by Biyu and teased.
The big-breasted woman blushed to her ears, snorted coldly, and said: "Sister, don't be complacent. As long as I am here, my sister will wait to stay in the cold palace! Humph!" Then she led the palace maid to twist her waist and hold her head high.
gone.
"Hahahaha..." There was a burst of laughter in Nianrou Palace, which almost lifted the roof.
"My Lady, did you see that Concubine Mei's face was so red just now that she looked really angry?" Biyu covered her mouth and kept laughing.
"Mei Fei? Is she also the emperor's concubine?"
"She is the emperor's favorite concubine."
"The most beloved? Didn't you say that I am the most beloved? Why am I her again?"
"This..." Biyu was speechless.
"Did she take over the throne after I left?"
"Yes, it's just as the empress said." Biyu nodded repeatedly. When she saw my frosty face, she hurriedly lowered her head. Are you still pretending to me?
"Biyu, who is the chief eunuch in our palace? Ask him to come in!"
"Young man, please come to see your empress."
"Get up!" Fortunately, I've watched a lot of costume dramas, so I learned a little bit about this posture.
"From now on, only you two will stay in this palace, and everyone else will be sent away. I don't like too many people hanging around in front of my eyes."
"This...isn't this not good? There are more than a dozen eunuchs and maids in other palaces, so our palace...isn't it a bit shabby?"
Think about it too.
"Let's do this. Each of you will keep two maids and two eunuchs, and the rest will be scattered. There are so many people that it makes me dizzy."
"Your Majesty, these are all ordered by the Emperor, I don't dare to make the decision."
‘Bang’ I smashed the teacup on the ground with a pretty face.
Biyu and Xiaodezi hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed.
"Don't kowtow all the time, it will make me upset!"
"How about this, Your Majesty, I ordered them not to wander around Your Majesty's palace unless they have nothing to do. I asked them all to go to the outer courtyard, leaving only a few smart and reliable people to serve Your Majesty. Does Your Majesty think this is good?"
This Jasper still has some brains.
"That's it. Xiao Dezi, you go down, and Biyu stays here to dress me up."
"Slave, please retire." Xiao Dezi bowed his back and bowed respectfully.
"Biyu, I have forgotten it. Please tell me about the situation in this palace and what else should I pay attention to?"
"Yes," Biyu combed my long hair and spoke in a very gentle voice, "There is a queen mother, an emperor, and concubines in the palace. The emperor is twenty-nine this year, has not yet given birth to a queen, and has no heirs."
"There is no queen and no heirs?"
"Yes, it's very strange. The queens in the palace, such as Concubine Mei, are very pampered, but they have no heirs."
"Does the Emperor have... a hidden illness?"
Biyu hurriedly covered my mouth, looked outside the door nervously, and said in a low voice: "Mother, please don't say such nonsense!"
"I understand." There must be something wrong with the emperor himself. I think I should introduce him to the reproductive department of the hospital. Infertility? Sexual impotence? Infertility? Impotence? It must be yes!
"The first-grade concubines in the palace include Mei Fei, Qin Fei, Li Fei, and Empress. The others include Yue Noble, Fang Noble, Xing Noble, Ying Noble, Jade Beauty, Flat Beauty, etc."
This emperor is really blessed!
"What kind of bun do you want to wear?"
"Let's do a Liuyun bun. Don't put those gold hairpins on my head. Just insert a jade hairpin for me."
"Yes, empress."
"go on."
"Concubine Mei is the sister of General Han Da. She has been in the palace for three or four years. She is very favored by the emperor. Concubine Li is the daughter of Prime Minister Xu Master. She has been in the palace for three years. Concubine Qin only entered the palace two days ago.
The youngest daughter of National Master Xiao Mingde has just turned sixteen and is said to be very beautiful."
This emperor married a wife just to stabilize the country and unite his subordinates? Poor Concubine Qin, she entered this harem full of traps when she was only sixteen years old. I think that Concubine Mei is not a kind person, Concubine Qin may not have reacted yet
Just be destroyed, right? Oh, how pitiful and pitiful!
"Then Mei Fei is here to demonstrate today, right?"
"Don't worry, Your Majesty. That concubine has always been arrogant and arrogant because of her favor. Also, relying on her brother to be a great general with great military exploits, she is arrogant and unreasonable. She has trampled many of the concubines under her feet. Please don't argue with her.
"
Why is this emperor so bad? He can't even control his own wife. She despises him!
"Don't worry, I won't offend her if she doesn't offend me." If she makes me angry and fights for her life, I will kill her too!
"Okay, are you satisfied with it?"
I looked at myself in the mirror, with a beautiful and elegant flowing cloud bun with a jade hairpin inserted sideways. The long tassels hung down, adding a bit of elegance to it, and a delicate and small beaded flower was pinned to one side.
"Very good! Thank you, Biyu!"
Hearing this, Biyu knelt down with a plop, "Biyu dare not, my Majesty's words will kill this slave."
"Get up, if you have nothing to do, just kneel down!" I stretched out my hand to help her up, and said sincerely, "I don't remember anything, and there is no one to rely on in this palace. Biyu, if you don't mind, just call me.
How is sister?"
"Biyu doesn't dare!" Seeing that she was about to kneel down again, I quickly supported her and said angrily, "Biyu, why, am I not qualified to be your sister?"
"Biyu doesn't dare!"
"You said you don't dare anymore. I am the empress, and you have to listen to me. From now on, we are master and servant in front of others, and we are sisters in queens. We eat and live together, and we share blessings and misfortunes!"