"I... I'm very afraid of the cold when I sleep. I always like to grab the quilt. I think you need to prepare more quilts. Otherwise, you will wake up from the cold. Who can I ask for a healthy Biyu sister?
"
"Empress..." Biyu was moved to tears.
"Okay, go and call Xiao Dezi and the few palace maids and eunuchs who are left to serve. I have something to say to everyone."
"Yes." Biyu bowed her head and went out. After a while, Xiao Dezi, two maids, and two eunuchs came in.
Six people all knelt down in front of me.
"Everyone, get up! Let's introduce yourselves."
"Empress, what do you mean by self-introduction?" Biyu asked boldly.
"Just...tell me what your name is, what you like, etc. I'll go first. My name is Su Liangrou, your Concubine Rou. I like too many things, including eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling.
…”
Biyu was so bold that she laughed out loud.
"Biyu, why are you laughing?"
"Your Majesty, prostitution is a man's business, how can I like it..."
"Who said that prostitution is a men's thing? I want to correct everyone's misconceptions about this issue. In fact, women can also have prostitution. I will take you out for a walk tomorrow. You can see how your mother-in-law does prostitution and learn from it.
This kind of opportunity is not available to everyone. It's everyone's turn. I know both Biyu and Xiao Dezi. You four can talk about yourselves."
"My name is Xiao Cui."
"My name is Xiaoqing."
"My name is Xiao Xizi." "My name is Xiao Shizi."
"Okay, from now on, the seven of us are a small family. We must share blessings and hardships. When outsiders are around, we are masters and servants. Without outsiders around, we are brothers and sisters. Do you understand?"
"I don't dare!" "I don't dare!" Everyone except Biyu knelt down in panic.
"Biyu, tell me, they don't believe me."
"Everyone, get up. Your Majesty is the master, and we all have to listen to what she says. Since your Majesty thinks highly of us, let's not go against her good intentions. From now on, when no one else is around, we will just be affectionate.
As a family, we help each other and take care of each other. When outsiders are around, we still have to distinguish between superiority and inferiority. Don't let outsiders say that the queen is incapable of discipline, you know?"
"I know." It seems that what Biyu said is more effective than me.
"Okay, Biyu, go and pass the meal. Today is the first day we all know each other. If you want to celebrate it, just treat it like a blessing for me, how about that?"
Everyone went to prepare happily. After a while, Biyu came over and called me: "Your Majesty, the banquet is ready. Please come to the table."
Walking into the dining room, the table was already filled with delicacies, and Xiao Dezi, Xiao Xizi, Xiao Shizi, Xiao Qing, and Xiao Cui were standing beside them.
"Xiao Dezi, is the palace door closed?"
"It's closed, Madam. I'll let two smart little eunuchs guard it. If anyone comes, he will come back and report immediately."
"Okay, everyone, take your seats!" Everyone just looked at me with wide eyes, motionless.
Biyu smiled, helped me sit down, and sat next to me. Seeing this, the other five people also sat down one after another.
"Eat!" I said and gave Biyu a piece of chicken. Biyu was the head of these people. Taking over Biyu was equivalent to taking over them.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Biyu was so excited that tears flashed in her eyes, and she gave me a piece of duck breast. "My Majesty, try it. This is the Wufu Duck carefully prepared for Your Majesty by the chef of the Imperial Kitchen."
"Not bad!" I took a bite and saw that everyone was sitting still, so I greeted with a smile, "Everyone, let's eat."
Everyone picked up the dishes carefully and felt very uncomfortable.
"I'm going to tell you a joke, are you willing to hear it?"
"Mother, please speak." Everyone looked at me with interest.
“One day, the little white rabbit went to the store to buy something. She asked the shopkeeper if there were any carrots. The shopkeeper said: No! The next day, the little white rabbit went to the same shop to buy something. She asked the shopkeeper,
Are there carrots? The shopkeeper said impatiently: No, no! On the third day, Little White Rabbit went to the same shop to buy things again. She asked the shopkeeper if there were carrots? The shopkeeper was furious, no! You ask again.
I'll hit you with a hammer! On the fourth day, the little white rabbit went into the same shop again. She asked, is there a hammer? The shopkeeper said, no! The little white rabbit asked again, is there a carrot?"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, burst into laughter, and the atmosphere suddenly became warm and comfortable.
"Empress, tell me one more thing, tell me one more thing!" Xiaoqing is a young girl. Seeing that I am so easy to talk to, she is no longer afraid of me.
"Tell me another one? Okay! One day the animals smelled a very smelly smell in front of the Guan Gong Temple. The snake said: 'I am too young to fart such a smelly thing. It must be a cow.' The cow said: 'I am eating
You idiot wouldn't fart such a smelly thing." The pig said, "Whoever farts will definitely blush." Suddenly Guan Gong rushed out, knocked the pig away and said, "How many times have I told you, I am born blushing."
'"
"Hahahahaha..." Everyone burst into laughter.
"Mother, tell me one more!" These children had never heard of jokes before, and they seemed to be addicted to them.
"Do you still want to talk?"
"Your Majesty, please tell me one more thing." Xiao Cui took advantage of her young age and pouted her lips coquettishly.
"Okay, the last one is over. Let's eat well!"
"Uh-huh"
"One day, a scholar went to school. He caught a cold and had a runny nose. He didn't bring a handkerchief, so he had to sniff his nose desperately. The old gentleman suddenly shouted: 'Stop making noise! Be quiet!'. All the students were quiet, no.
When he dared to speak out, he yelled again: 'Who? Stand up! You are eating noodles so loudly!'"
"Hahahaha..." Biyu, Xiaoqing, Xiaocui laughed so hard that they held their stomachs, Xiao Dezi, Xiao Xizi, and Xiao Shizi laughed so much that the food in their mouths sprayed everywhere.
At night, Biyu covered me with a quilt and was about to turn on the lamp and leave, but I quickly called her.
"My dear sister Biyu, would you like to sleep with me? It's scary and lonely to sleep alone."
"Your Majesty," Biyu said with a somewhat sad expression, "I know that the Emperor did not come to see you, and you are unhappy. Don't worry. When the Emperor is finished with his duties, he will come to see your Majesty."
What and what? I am lonely because I miss the wind, the charm, the ghost, all the people who care about me, love me, and care about the emperor I have never met! It is best not to come here for the rest of my life! He is here, I
I still have to worry about the issue of sacrifice, but for the sake of the Fengyun Dynasty and the peace of the people, if he is not too ugly, I can consider dying for the country and just treat it as a ghost!
What is he trying to do with Feng by trapping me here? He wants Fengyun's land, right? Wouldn't Feng be in trouble?
No, I can't let the wind be led by him. One of the thirty-six strategies in Sun Tzu's Art of War is called the beauty trap. If it doesn't work, I have to resort to the beauty trap.
Just as I was thinking wildly, Xiao Dezi's voice came from outside the door: "I'm here to see the emperor!"
"Bisu, say I'm asleep! Say I'm asleep!" I quickly snuggled into the quilt and lay down. Biyu covered me with the quilt neatly and stood by the bed calmly.
"See your Majesty!" Biyu bowed and whispered.
"Where's Rou'er?" The voice was majestic and magnetic, but just listening to it made people feel cold all over.
"Back to the emperor, your Majesty has fallen asleep." Biyu lowered her head and replied respectfully.
"Oh, you go down!"
"Yes, slave, please leave." Biyu bowed respectfully, and before going out, she glanced worriedly at me, who was motionless on the bed, pretending to be asleep.
"Rou'er -" I felt him sit down beside my bed. Didn't he miss me? I didn't want it! His rough fingers gently touched my face. Fortunately, I had strong concentration and didn't jump up and hit him.
Clap his paws off.
"Rou'er, you're finally here." Yes, I'm here to be your hostage!
"Do you know how long I've been waiting for you?" I don't know, I just know that you were waiting for me to lose my memory.
"Rou'er, I miss you so much. I miss you all the time." I must be thinking of the land of Fengyun Dynasty!
"Rou'er -" I felt the big hands gently stroking my hair and cheeks. I endured it, I endured it, and I endured it again! Even though I had goosebumps all over my body, I still had to endure it!
Feng, where are you? I miss you so much, wuwuwu... I was molested, come and save me! Wuwuwu...
I feel like there is something soft and icy on my lips, rubbing it gently. What's going on? Damn, I was kissed secretly! This lip is too cold and freezing. Although Mei is cold, his kiss is gentle and hot.
Just like his heart.
After a moment, when those hateful lips left, I hurriedly murmured, turned over, faced inward, and lay on my stomach. Now you can't kiss my mouth.
"Rou'er, you go to sleep first! I'll come see you tomorrow in the afternoon." After saying that, he thoughtfully tucked me in, called Biyu, and whispered, "Serve your Majesty well. If anything goes wrong, report it to me."
See!"
"Slave, you obey!" Biyu's voice sounded a little trembling. It seemed that the emperor was ruthless and cruel, and he would behead his head if he was told.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty." Biyu called me softly.
I opened my eyes, looked outside the door carefully, and asked softly, "Are you leaving?"
"Let's go, empress."
I jumped out of bed, grabbed the teacup on the table and rinsed my mouth out.
"What's wrong with you? Did you eat something bad?" Biyu asked me nervously.
"No, I was just kissed by a pig."
"Pig, are there any pigs in the room? How brave, the pig in the imperial dining room actually came here. I will ask Xiao Dezi to drive it out. I will report to the emperor tomorrow and punish those people!"
I sighed and grabbed Biyu, who was looking around, "There are no pigs, I'm just making an analogy."
"Oh." Biyu picked up the light, took a coat and put it on me. Seeing me sitting silently, she sighed and comforted her softly: "My queen, don't be sad. Didn't the emperor say that I will come to see you at court tomorrow?"
, Your Majesty did not spend the night at your Majesty’s place today because he was worried about your Majesty’s physical weakness. If your Majesty takes good care of yourself, your Majesty will definitely love your Majesty as he did before.”
"Really? Do you believe what you say?"
"Your Majesty," Biyu looked at me puzzled.
"I know very well what my body is like, and you know very well why the emperor didn't stay with me for the night."
"Empress, slave..."
"You know that the most favored concubine in the palace is Concubine Mei. The emperor spends most of the night with Concubine Mei, and I am just an unfavored concubine. It would be nice for the emperor to think of me occasionally. In fact, Biyu
, you know my situation very well in your heart, but you still comfort me thoughtfully, Biyu, I am very touched that you do this for me."
"Empress..." Biyu's eyes were filled with tears.
"But don't you want to ask why I pretend to sleep?"
"I don't dare. If the queen says, I will listen. If the queen doesn't say anything, I won't ask."
"You said that I was the emperor's concubine and left the palace in anger because of a quarrel with the emperor. You also said that the emperor missed me and wanted to get me back. I actually don't believe any of this. I don't have any memory of this palace in my mind."
"That's because, my dear, you have lost your memory."
I looked at her, swallowed what I wanted to say, and smiled lightly, "Maybe! But I really don't feel anything. I don't want to see the emperor, get along with him, let alone... sleep with him!"
"Mom, don't talk nonsense!" Biyu covered my mouth in panic.
"I have no feelings for him. I resist his touch. Maybe I have lost my memory. I can't remember him and I don't like his approach. Biyu, do you know my panic and fear? I am afraid that I will be...
...In your eyes, he is a noble person, and being his woman is an extremely honorable thing. But fighting for favor in the harem is more bloody and cruel than fighting on the battlefield. It is easy to dodge open guns, but hard to guard against hidden arrows."
"With a smile on my face, but a knife in my heart, I have no intention to face this, and I don't want to waste my time on it. There are too many interesting things in life, and I don't want my life to sink into harem fights, let alone harem fights.
I don’t want to die in this cage made of gold without knowing anything.”
"Empress..."
"Bisu, do you really think being the emperor's woman is a happy thing?"
"Slave..."
"to be honest!"
Biyu knelt down with a plop, "The empress in the palace looks very glamorous on the surface, but secretly she is a pitiful person. Everyone laughs and laughs, but who can guess who's plot? When did someone in this palace get killed?
You don’t even know that what is good to you on the surface may not be good to you, and what is bad to you on the surface may not be bad for you. To survive in this palace, there are only two words - cruelty!"
"Be ruthless and have no heart! Right, Biyu?"
"Your Majesty is absolutely right."
"I am a human being of flesh and blood. I can't do it. I don't want to compete for favor. I just want to stay quietly in my palace and wait..." Waiting for the wind to save me, or to escape by myself.
"Don't worry, your Majesty. If anything happens, Biyu will take care of it for you. As long as you don't conflict with those concubines, especially Concubine Mei, your Majesty wants to hide from the emperor, so my servants will help you hide from the emperor."
I smiled slightly and said, "Biyu, you are really getting cuter and cuter."
"Biyu is talking seriously, but the empress is still making fun of Biyu."
"Don't worry, Biyu, if they step on me, I will definitely retaliate. After all, I, Su Liangrou, am not someone to be bullied!"