Luo Shui looked at Xuanyuan Lingyun strangely, wondering: "Why?"
What should we do if we stay away? Although he is a bit perverted, can Xiao Wushang still eat people? Or is there any infectious disease?
"Xiao Yunyun, why do you say that to me? It's so heartbreaking!" Xiao Wushang still smiled and narrowed his eyes, but the corners of his eyes and eyebrows showed a bit of the coquettishness of his daughter.
Xuanyuan Lingyun shook his head and sighed: "Master, are you addicted to being a woman? When I see you like this, I really want to pretend that I don't know you."
Xiao Wushang looked at him with a resentful look: "It's just that Xiao Xiaoxiao is like a fool who doesn't understand appreciation. Why are you, Xiao Yunyun, so ignorant? Don't I look much prettier as a woman than those rouge and vulgar pinks?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao... could it be Xuanyuan Lingxiao?
I don’t know what kind of expression he will have when he hears this title...
Under the chill, Luo Shui was confused and blinked blankly.
What does "being a woman" mean? Isn't she a woman?
"Shui Shui, come here." Xuanyuan Lingyun smiled and waved to her, "It's not safe there. Don't be poisoned by that old monster."
The corner of Luo Shui's mouth twitched, he hugged the fox tightly and threw him at him with a white eye.
If you go there, I will feel even more unsafe!
Being around female compatriots, even if you are a bit mentally perverted, is better than a young man who teases women from good families.
Xuanyuan Lingyun seemed to have seen her thoughts, pursed his lips and smiled softly: "Do you prefer to sleep with an old man?"
"What old man? She's obviously a woman, okay?" Luo Shui looked at him with disdain. Does this guy think her eyes are so bad that she can't even tell the difference between men and women?
She saw it clearly, and even more truly touched Xiao Wushang’s breasts that made people spurt blood!
...Although, this doesn't seem to be anything worth bragging about.
Xuanyuan Lingyun raised his eyebrows and signaled to her: "Look back."
Just look, can a woman become a man?!
Luo Shui glared at him angrily and was about to turn his head when he heard a low laugh behind him: "Xiao Shuishui, don't listen to his nonsense. How can I be called an old man when I'm so young and handsome?"
It was Xiao Wushang's voice, but it was a bit deeper than before.
But more importantly, this voice is obviously that of a man!
Wait...man, man?!!
The corner of Luo Shui's mouth twitched, and he slowly turned his face. In front of him was still that stunning and extremely beautiful face, but the lines were a bit tougher.
Looking down, all the bandages were loosened, and the place where the wound should have been was now extremely smooth, with no trace of injury visible!
But more importantly -
The part that was supposed to be protruding... why did it become abnormally flat at this time?!!!
Where are the breasts? Where did those big breasts go?!!
Before Luo Shui almost collapsed, he reached out and touched it in disbelief. It was still an airport.
Oh my God! What is the principle of this?! Sex reassignment surgery is not that advanced!!
"...You, you, you are really a man?!" The eyebrows were twitching, the corners of his eyes were twitching, and the corners of his mouth were twitching too. Luo Shui's whole body was about to jump!
Xiao Wushang squinted his eyes and his smile was still bright and dazzling. He grabbed one of her hands and said, "Xiao Shuishui, do you want to touch it down there again to make sure?"
……under?
Luo Shui's gaze moved downwards, and as he watched his hand being guided between the legs covered by the clothes, Luo Shui gradually began to become petrified.
"Wait, wait..." Luo Shui finally woke up and wanted to stop him in shock and embarrassment.
No matter if he is a real man or not, she doesn't want to touch him!
"Crack!" There was a sound, a bit like the sound of broken bones.
"Oops! I got bitten." Xiao Wushang lowered his eyes and looked at the fox hanging on his wrist, frowning slightly.
The fox raised his eyes and looked at him, his eyes cold but with a hint of chill.
If I had known that this weird woman was a man, I should have slapped him to death! But he let them sleep in the same bed!
Xuanyuan Lingyun on the side laughed, a bit gloating: "I told you that there is a fox that protects the master, but you still don't know how to restrain yourself."
Luo Shui, who had been in a state of horror, finally came back to his senses, withdrew his hand forcefully, hugged the fox and retreated from the bed to the corner at the speed of light!
"Why why why why?!!!!" Luo Shui clung to the wall and stared at the person on the bed sadly and angrily.
Why does a woman suddenly turn into a man?!!
This world is so crazy!
Luo Shui now only feels that in the past, foxes turned into humans, trees came to life, and ghosts possessed them, but they were nothing compared to this!
Is there anything more terrifying than this?!!
Xiao Wushang was leaning on the bed, letting his wrists drip with blood but not caring. He just looked at her with a smile on his face: "Xiao Shuishui, don't be so excited!"
"It's strange that you're not excited! Why?! You are originally a woman! No! You are indeed a woman!! Your breasts are obviously so big!!" Luo Shui really couldn't believe it, let alone accept it!
And seeing that his clothes were still being worn by a grown man, I suddenly had the urge to hit a wall.
Xiao Shuishui's eyebrows were slightly raised, and his smile became even brighter: "Oh, Xiao Shuishui is so concerned about breasts? It's okay, in fact, Xiao Shuishui's size is just right."
"...I didn't mean that!!" Luo Shui's eyes were watery and he was about to burst into tears!
I finally understand why Xuanyuan Lingyun called his master an "old and immortal monster"!
A woman who can change into a man, no, or rather a man who can change into a woman, is indeed a monster!
She actually slept with a monster in the same bed, and he kept eating her!
I’m too embarrassed to see anyone!!!!
Xuanyuan Lingyun sat aside and almost laughed: "Shui Shui, I told you to stay away from him earlier, do you understand now?"
Smile, laugh, laugh! You’ll laugh to death! Just gloat!
Luo Shui glared at him angrily, stretched out his hand and smiled innocently: "Is he a boy or a girl?!"
Xuanyuan Lingyun shrugged slightly and raised his eyebrows: "He has been like this since I can remember. I have seen him since I heard about my father's generation. It has been decades...well, it may have been more years, and it has not changed.
However, he seems to like being a woman more and more these days. Speaking of which, I also want to know his true gender."
Ever since I can remember?! Back to my parents?! How old is Xiao Wushang now?!
Luo Shui finally understood the true meaning of the word "old and immortal".
Although I was suspicious of his method of staying young for a long time, after experiencing so many non-scientific horrors, it seems that this kind of thing is no longer worthy of surprise.
This world is so wonderful.
After getting used to it, Luo Shui has learned to be calm.
However, it is extremely shameful to pretend to be young even though you are old!