Xiao Wushang waved his hand casually, and the purple robe hanging on the side flew into his hand. His injured wrist did not know what method was used, and the wound and blood stains disappeared in an instant.
He casually put the robe on his body, narrowed his beautiful eyes, looked at Luo Shui with a smile, and gave Luo Shui a charming look, which made Luo Shui's hair tremble, and a creepy feeling crawled up his spine.
"If Xiao Shuishui wants me to be a boy, I will be a boy. If he wants me to be a girl, I will be a girl. It's up to Xiao Shuishui to choose." This is a very awkward answer, and it is also a smile-free answer.
Perverted, perverted, perverted!! When he was a woman, I thought he was just a little bit homosexual and a little bit psychopathic.
Only now do I realize that he is a complete pervert! Abnormal both physically and mentally!! The most shameless pervert in the world is him!!!
Luo Shui shouted at him angrily: "Shemale! You are more of a shemale than a Thai ladyboy!"
What's even more abominable is that to deceive her with such a pure and kind heart is simply an unforgivable sin, which makes both humans and gods angry and completely unconscionable!!
I despise you! I despise you gorgeously! I despise you with all my soul and strength!!!
Luo Shui's anger at this time could no longer be expressed in words. It was already unlucky to be almost killed tonight, and now he was being treated like a monkey again. All the grievances and grief and indignation turned into tears and fell down in an instant.
.
Why would you deliberately save her from injury and deceive her sympathy?!
Why do you pretend to be a woman to get close to her and take advantage of her?!
Why do you still keep teasing her with a nonchalant expression?!
Too much! More than a little too much!!
She cried! Cried desperately! Cried hard! Cried wildly!!!
Not crying is not enough to vent your anger! Not crying is not enough to wash away your severely wounded heart!
Xiao Wushang and Xuanyuan Lingyun obviously did not expect her sudden move, and they were both stunned, and then smiled bitterly.
...Is the joke too big?
"You're making me cry." Xuanyuan Lingyun raised an eyebrow and glanced at Xiao Wushang.
Xiao Wushang blinked helplessly, undressed and got out of bed. With a smile on his face, he walked to Luo Shui, raised his sleeves and stretched out: "Xiao Shuishui, stop crying. Come on, let me wipe you."
Luo Shui slapped his hand away and glared at him angrily.
"You liar!"
"...I'm a liar." Smile.
"You're perverted!"
"...I'm a pervert." The smile fell a little.
"You shemale!"
"... Do you have to admit this?" He couldn't hold on to his smile anymore.
The tragic and tragic cries still haven't stopped. Luo Shui indeed lives up to her name, that is, she has a lot of water.
Tears fell one by one and wet the fur of the fox in his arms.
The fox raised his eyes to look at her, with an angry and funny look in his eyes, stretched out a paw, and patted her chest a few times in a somewhat gentle but comforting manner.
In fact, I get irritated when I see her crying.
He didn't understand, how could a woman have so many tears?
At least, he had never seen it before.
Because Liuli had never cried in front of him.
However, it seemed to be very effective, and the crying suddenly stopped.
The corners of Luo Shui's mouth twitched and he slowly lowered his head to look at the fox in his arms, his eyes fixed on his paws, and his cheeks still stained with tears suddenly turned red with embarrassment.
reason?
That is, the place where his claw struck at this moment was obviously a restricted area!
"Fox, you, you..." Luo Shui suppressed his face and blushed. After all, he didn't have the nerve to say the words "eat my tofu".
The fox followed her gaze, glanced briefly, and then retracted his claws as if nothing had happened. He closed his eyes as if nothing had happened.
Naturally, Luo Shui couldn't hold him back and say anything. As early as that day when this evildoer appeared naked in front of her, she should have known that there was absolutely no word "shame" in this evildoer's dictionary!
Okay, okay! I took advantage of him in the beginning, but I will give it back this time.
Moreover, he also wanted to comfort her...
Wait! Comfort?!
This monster actually knows how to comfort people?! Miracle, miracle! Something equally horrifying!!
However, the corners of his mouth raised slightly unconsciously.
"Xiao Shuishui, it's not fair! You are so polite to the little fox, but you are so cruel to me!" Xiao Wushang let out a slight scold, expressing his dissatisfaction.
You are so disgusting that you will not pay for it with your life!
Luo Shui's good mood was suddenly wiped out by him, and he cast a murderous look on him!
I am a little bit narrow-minded, but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!
So, don't mess with me now!
"Master, if you continue to be so virtuous, I can't help but want to flatten your face." Xuanyuan Lingyun said leisurely, but there was a hint of threat in his tone.
Xiao Wushang turned to look at Luo Shui, with a look of loneliness and lamentation on his face: "Xiao Shuishui, do you see? It's better to raise a fox than to teach an apprentice. Why is life so miserable?"
You suffer and I suffer even more!
Luo Shui's little face twitched a few times, stared at Xuanyuan Lingyun, then pointed at Xiao Wushang, and said through gritted teeth: "Please give me a reasonable explanation for the appearance of this pervert!!"
Xuanyuan Lingyun put away his fan, slightly raised the corners of his lips and said with a slight smile: "Master likes to travel far away and comes back every three years. This time I sent a message and promised to come back tonight, but when I went to greet him, he was nowhere to be seen.
I thought I would come back with you. Actually, I originally planned to take you with me to visit the temple fair, but you ran away faster than a rabbit."
After Xuanyuan Lingxiao fell asleep, when he appeared again, Luoshui was already strolling around the temple fair.
What Xiao Wushang said was an understatement: "I just arrived a little early, and I didn't expect that there would be a temple fair tonight, so naturally I wanted to take a walk, so I just walked around, but I bumped into Xiao Shuishui.
"
Luo Shui narrowed his eyes and stared at him: "You already knew who I was, right?"
With a smile on her face, she leaned forward and said with excitement, "I have heard from Xiao Yunyun that Xiao Shuishui is interesting. When I saw it tonight, it turned out to be really interesting. I really fell in love with him at first sight!"
The corners of Luo Shui's mouth twitched, and then she looked at him with a smile: "I like you a little too."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Wushang's eyes immediately lit up and he became even more joyful: "Really? Really? What does Xiao Shuishui like about me?"
Luo Shui smiled even brighter and said clearly every word: "I like that you are a little far away from me."
No matter how far away you are, it is best for you to stay as far away from me as possible!!
Xiao Wushang's bright eyes suddenly dimmed again, with a heartbroken expression on his face: "Xiao Shuishui, you don't do such harm to others."
"Who told you to deliberately turn into a woman to trick me!" Luo Shui was very angry, and the consequences were serious.
Xiao Wushang looked at her with an extremely aggrieved and sad look, "I had no choice but to do this to save Xiao Shuishui. It's fine if Xiao Shuishui doesn't thank me. How can you wrong me like this?"