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It has been many years since I became the messenger of the Pure Altar. Many years later, I am still sitting in my hall, thinking about that issue every day.

Later, Tathagata came to see me, and I couldn't help but ask him: "Do you think you really have abstained from everything after becoming a Buddha?"

I ask this because I can't get rid of the little fairy in my memory.

Tathagata smiled and said to me: "If you can't quit, just get used to it."

I saw Tathagata's distant gaze, which was frighteningly deep.

I remembered that a long time ago, when the catastrophe came, he had been reincarnated into the mortal world.

It is said that the catastrophe experienced is also a catastrophe of love.

For the first time, I felt like he looked like a Buddha, not an annoying monk chanting sutras.

For the first time, he did not use Buddhist rituals to brainwash me.

At that moment, I suddenly realized.

No one can truly know whether people, ghosts, demons, gods, immortals, or Buddhas can quit.

only……

Used to it……

I am Marshal Tianpeng, why am I Marshal Tianpeng? Because my name is Tianpeng and I am a marshal, so I am Marshal Tianpeng.

I am an immortal, and like most immortals in the sky, I have a life that all mortals envy. I also have bad habits that all immortals have.

What is a fairy?

Immortals are people who, when they want to kill someone, say to a mortal: "You have committed a crime, and God will punish you." You can kill people, but you don't have to take responsibility.

Immortals are people who have no money to spend and say to mortals: I bless you, you should serve me. Someone will obediently give you money.

All in all, it's a lot of good things.

Eat, drink and gamble.

Except for prostitution, these three things are allowed to us.

I am very handsome, although I don't know if I am the most handsome. But the seven fairies always blush when they see me. They secretly say: "It's Marshal Tianpeng, so handsome."

I smiled and teased them, and then they walked away laughing.

I like to tease fairies, not because I like these fairies very much, I just think that in this heaven with only a few people, one needs to appreciate them. After all, women are flowers, and they will wither if no one appreciates them.

I prefer two fairies, one is Chang'e and the other is Weaver Girl.

Because they are interesting.

I often see Chang'e standing in Guanghan Palace looking towards the mortal world.

I laughed at her: "Hou Yi is dead and he won't remember you after his reincarnation."

She also laughed: "I know, I'm just looking at the scenery."

It's an obvious lie. However, she always tells lies like this.

I often see Weaver Girl standing by the Milky Way, looking across the surging river to the other side.

I laughed at her: "The Cowherd will never pass by here."

She also laughed: "Well, I know, I was just looking at the water."

The lie was also very obvious, but she always took the trouble to tell me.

I like these two women better because they are very interesting.

I have never understood what love is.

Because I am an immortal. In heaven, the only man allowed to have feelings is the Jade Emperor.

I never knew that love could turn two such beautiful women into such infatuated ones.

Chang'e couldn't help but know what the Jade Emperor was thinking.

Xiao Qi will understand that the Jade Emperor wants to marry her to Prince Long.

However, they all refused firmly and silently.

Therefore, during the long years in Heaven, these two strange and interesting women appeared most often in my memory.

That year, the Queen Mother held a peach gathering to entertain all the immortals.

The day before the Peach Conference, I drank some wine and thought I had nothing to do, so I went to Guanghan Palace. She was still looking at the mortal world. I ignored Wu Gang who kept cutting down trees to attract her.

I greeted her drunkenly: "What good is there in this world?"

Chang'e turned around, looked at me for a while, and said inexplicably: "You can go to the mortal world. I'll help you."

I shook my head and looked at her doubtfully: "I want to go? Why?"

"As early as when you paid attention to me and Xiaoqi, I felt that you wanted to go to the mortal world. Although I don't know the reason. However, since you don't have ordinary men's thoughts about me and Xiaoqi, then you must be thinking about mortals."

I sighed in my heart, what a powerful woman. She obviously asked me for something, but she still said it as if it was natural and benevolent.

"What do you want me to help you with?"

"Please check on him for me. It's been many years. When you come back, tell me the news about him."

"Oh well."

What a stupid woman. One day in heaven and one year on earth. When I come back, I don’t know how many lives he has had.

Why bother...

I was thinking this in my heart, but I didn't say it out loud.

Because I know that she just wants a thought.

Turning around, I staggered outside.

Above the Guanghan Palace, the moon is as bright as water.

I know that the woman is still looking at the mortal world. Although she can't see anything.

Heaven is really a boring place, with endless lives, endless years, and endless empty hearts.

When I go to the mortal world, I wonder what the scenery will be like.

I never thought that a man's jealousy could be so terrifying.

At the peach banquet, I teased Chang'e, and she reported it to the Jade Emperor in anger, and the Jade Emperor threatened to banish me to the mortal world.

Indeed, I want to go to the mortal world, but I don't want to go down to earth with such an appearance.

I am the most handsome man in heaven. But I was demoted by the Jade Emperor to be a monster with a pig head and a pig face.

If I hadn't been an immortal for long enough and had strong determination, I would definitely ask Chang'e to reverse the case for me.

What a bad man, I can only sigh in my heart.

Although I was full of reluctance, I still took a look at Hou Yi's reincarnation, because there was a light in her eyes that I didn't understand.

Full of hope and joy.

The Jade Emperor said: Just follow the eminent monks from the Tang Dynasty in the East and go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.

That's all, I just want to travel to the mortal world, but I'm just a stinky person, so whatever.

I came to the mortal world and stayed in a village called Gao Laozhuang for a while, and was found by the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty.

He said to me: "Just call you Bajie."

The eight precepts are: the first is to kill, the second is to steal, the third is to commit sexual misconduct, the fourth is to lie, the fifth is to drink alcohol, the sixth is to wear incense, the seventh is to sit and lie down on a large bed, and the eighth is to eat out of season.

I laughed, I am also an immortal, but being a monk is indeed more unlucky.

On the night of leaving, the woman in Gao Laozhuang cried and her eyes turned red.

Only when I came to the mortal world did I realize that mortal women like to cry.

They say: Women are made of water.

I stared blankly at the bright moon and the stars. I thought about Chang'e and Xiaoqi, why don't you cry?

Looking back, I looked at the woman, thinking that if I showed her my true form in the mortal world, she would be frightened.

So I just waited in silence for her to finish crying, and then said with a naive smile: "Good girl, when my brother makes a lot of money, I will definitely come back and marry you."

I think I must look very stupid, because even I know that if I follow that Tang monk, I will become a monk.

How can a monk marry a wife? But it doesn't matter, I don't mind telling her a lie.

The next day, I followed Tang Seng to the West. I had a senior brother, and later two more junior brothers.

I think our combination is weird.

A chatty monk, a monkey, a pig, a horse and a kappa.

However, along the way, it was quite enjoyable.

The master always said: "Bajie, why are you always so difficult to control?"

I was so happy that I grinned behind my ears and said with a smile: "Master, I will quit all the things I need to quit as soon as I get the chance. Let's forget it for today."

"Idiot, don't make the master angry."

"Master, Brother Monkey hit me again."

"Wukong..."

I originally thought that this was what I came to this world for.

Follow the master all the way to the west, fight those stupid monsters with my brothers and sisters, obtain the scriptures, and then return to heaven. If I can meet the reincarnation of Hou Yi, I can also make Chang'e happy after I return.

However, everything is not like this.

The so-called ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties are to train the mind, not the body.

So, disaster came quietly.

And when disaster strikes, no one can escape.

The master wants to go with the goblin he fell in love with.

But the reality is, that's impossible.

The Tathagata said: "If you cannot survive this calamity, you will be wiped out in ashes."

Then the beautiful fairy committed suicide.

Buddhism does not allow anyone to defile it.

Then came the senior brother, who was probably smarter and quietly left Fairy Zixia.

However, when we left that dusty town, I looked back and saw the fairy on the city wall, her eyes always following my senior brother.

And senior brother... he never looked back.

The next one should be me.

I have some expectations and more fear.

I don't know if the master and senior brother have overcome the love crisis.

I'm even less sure whether I can survive this disaster.

What to do if you can't make it through.

It was a beautiful and miserable afternoon for me.

He was not allowed to steal wine, eat meat, and molest beautiful women. In the end, he was hung in the sun in a large letterform.

Alas, it's a pity that I sneaked out alone, Master and the others couldn't find me at all.

If you want to blame, it’s because I like to tease women more and more. Moreover, I dare to tease women, whether they are human or monster. I accidentally teased those spider spirits and was gloriously hung on the spider web.

I don't like them, but I think they are interesting.

Facing me with the image of a pig head, their reactions were much more interesting than those of the fairies in the sky. They smiled at me, seduced me, and then punished me.

You can't call such fairies vicious. You can only call them cute.

If someone admires them, they will accept it happily. They will seduce people because they understand how charming they are. And in the end, they will never let themselves suffer.

What you should admire is such a fairy.

So bold, so carefree.

When I came to the world, I saw many types of women with such faces. When they saw me, some were frightened and their faces turned pale, some were angry with their hands on their hips, some were crying with fearful faces, and some rushed towards me.

Beat me like a pig's head.

Women are made of water only when they meet a handsome man.

If they meet an ugly man, they will become tough.

At this point, I have some doubts about whether I can encounter my so-called love disaster. With such an appearance.

Because I have never met a woman who blushes just because I smile.

Although it is in heaven, for fairies, it is a basic etiquette for the most handsome man in heaven, Marshal Tianpeng.

After a while, a person finally passed in front of me.

That woman, wearing a floral dress, passed by gracefully.

I was overjoyed, wasn't this Baihua Fairy? I immediately called her out loud: "Fairy Baihua, Fairy Baihua, I am Tianpeng."

Baihua Fairy turned to look at me and said disgustedly: "Ah, you are so ugly, you are so ugly. You used to be Marshal Tianpeng, but now you are just a pig demon. A little pig demon also wants to chat with me.

It’s really shameless.”

After saying that, Baihua Fairy turned around and flew away into the distance.

I smiled bitterly, remembering how this proud fairy blushed when I smiled slightly when I was in heaven.

I suddenly don't know what happened now and then.

I smiled and said softly to the Flower Fairy: "Please stay here, beautiful fairy. The little pig demon has something important to tell you."

The fairy stopped, raised her head arrogantly in mid-air, and said contemptuously: "Humph, because you are so sincere, I will give you a chance to speak."

I smiled and said very gently: "Your eyebrows are crooked."

I heard her scream, turned around and flew away. I felt extremely comfortable.

Maybe, I can escape the disaster of love.

I did something very stupid, and I made a promise to myself in my heart.

I said: If there is a woman who likes me the way I am now, I will definitely fall in love with her.

I swore an oath and had some fantasies in my heart.

The woman I love must be an extraordinary person. She never judges a person by his appearance. What she cares about is the heart. One day, she will appear when I am the most ugly, the most depressed, and the most useless, and say to me

:"You are the one."

In that afternoon, I was entangled in the spider web, basking in the sun, and looking forward to it like a daydream.

However, I guessed everything correctly, but I forgot to write the ending...

I was hung on a spider web and basked in the sun all afternoon, and many people passed by me. Without exception, they either ignored me or hit me.

At night, when the moon was as bright as water, I really became the ugliest, most desolate, and most useless person.

I have completely given up waiting for the legendary Mr. Right. Now, I only hope that someone will pass by here.

I don't want anyone to save me, I just want to viciously think that if you come over, I will scare you to death.

I think I still don’t practice enough and can’t be free and easy about everything.

Maybe my prayers had an effect, but there was a faint sound not far away. I immediately got ready and energetic.

Revenge, I must take revenge.

Suddenly a little fox with a red body appeared out of the woods, holding a piece of sesame cake in its mouth. I was stunned, and so was the fox.

A noisy voice came from the woods behind: "Stop chasing me. There will be monsters at night."

"Hmph, you stinky fox, I will definitely not spare you next time."

Gradually, the sound disappeared, and the little fox rolled several times, settled in front of me, and transformed into a watery woman.

She pointed at my nose and said to me, "It's you."

From beginning to end, I kept looking at her blankly.

The woman I love must be an extraordinary person. She never judges a person by his appearance. What she cares about is the heart. One day, she will appear when I am the most ugly, the most depressed, and the most useless, and say to me

:"You are the one."

The dream came true, although there were some minor errors.

She stood in front of me and smiled slyly: "Hey, you are trapped, right? Let me save you. I will save you and give you half of the sesame cake. You can be my little brother and fight for me. You

It's a pig demon, it looks very powerful."

I smiled and threatened her: "Yes, I am a pig demon and can eat people."

"Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. I'm a monster."

I kind of marveled at her boldness.

He is really an innocent little fox.

As she spoke, she stepped forward to rescue me from the spider web, patted my shoulder proudly and said, "I will protect you from now on! My name is Mumu, what is your name?"

I glanced at her, wearing a fiery red dress, a pair of big and beautiful eyes, and the fluffy red hair ball in her hair. I couldn't help but smile: "Bajie, my name is Bajie."

I think I will fall in love with her because I made an oath.

On a night when the moon was as bright as water, the little fox gave me half of the sesame cake in his hand.

He smiled and ate the other half. After eating, he turned to look at me curiously: "Why don't you eat?"

I smiled: "This is your only meal today."

She scratched her head in embarrassment: "I'm not as good as my sisters."

"I'm not hungry, you can eat it." I handed her the sesame cake in my hand.

She was stunned at first, then sobbed as she took the half piece of cake, and started to eat while sobbing.

I smiled and stroked her head. She was still a girl. She must have been disliked by her family.

She is obviously a vixen, but she can only steal some food. Looking at her pure eyes, she probably doesn't even know how to charm.

She must have been lonely like this for a long time.

The moon is as bright as water, the frogs are constantly singing, and the night is so quiet and ordinary.

But, I will never forget that night, that little fox cried in a mess over half a piece of sesame cake.

At that time, I swore in my heart that as long as I was with her for a day, I would never let her go hungry.

I think all my vows are true, but whether they are true or false, they only depend on whether they can be fulfilled.

That night, the little fox and I huddled together by the river next to the woods and slept all night.

The next day, I decided to leave with the little fox.

I think I can't go back to my master and his friends. They will definitely understand me.

Because we are masters and apprentices, brothers.

I decided to take the little fox with me and walk towards the east. It is the opposite of the road to the west.

"Bajie, why are you called Bajie?"

"Because my surname is Ba and my name is Jie, so I am called Bajie."

"Bajie, are you awesome?"

"Haha, what do you think is awesome?"

"Oh, can you lift a big tree, as thick as me?"

"Haha, yes. I can lift such a big tree." I said while making exaggerated gestures, and the little fox looked at me with admiration.

My heart feels warm for this innocent and cute little fox.

I answered every question she asked, even though some were very strange.

She talked a lot, and finally she pulled me and said seriously: "Bajie, you are the first person to answer all my questions. Bajie, you are the first person who doesn't find me annoying."

I saw the tears gradually welling up in her eyes and rubbed her hair: "Fool, I will never find you annoying."

My little fox, I will answer all your questions and listen to many things you say. So, don’t be afraid of loneliness anymore when I am by your side.

I took the little fox all the way eastward, toward the setting sun that was gradually setting.

I think I will find a piece of mountainous land, use the only magic power I have in this world to build a small house, plant a vegetable field, and raise some chickens and ducks. I will work at sunrise and return at sunset.

Actually, I'm very stupid. Because I know that the little fox doesn't like me at all. She is just too lonely.

But I still can't help but think about such a life.

Like a mortal man with no ambition.

"Mumu, do you... have someone you like?" I held her hand and asked nervously.

Mumu suddenly stopped after hearing this.

I turned around and saw her lowering her head nervously.

After a while, she raised her head. There was a blush on her beautiful face, but her eyes were firm: "The person I like is Marshal Tianpeng in the sky. He is the most handsome, bravest and best man in the world. I

I believe that one day, he will suddenly appear in front of me, smile gently at me, and say to me: Mumu, I will protect you and never make you sad again."

The scorching sun was so dazzling that it dazzled my eyes. I smiled softly at her.

I said silently in my heart: Mumu, I will protect you and never make you sad again.

My little fox is the first woman to blush in front of me.

He was the one who said to me "it's you" when I was at my lowest, most ugly, and most useless.

She is also the person I fell in love with, but she does not love me. Her lover is Marshal Tianpeng.

And I am Bajie.


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