Niechen just pretended not to hear Xiao Pang Dun's disdain. Because no matter where the topic turned, he would be the one who suffered in the end. Therefore, it was better to ignore it automatically.
Besides, you don’t care about it like a child!
Of course, the former is the main reason, and the latter is an excuse he gave himself to comfort himself!
Little Fatty did not continue to dwell on this boring topic. In his opinion, as long as he could prove that he was a man, it was enough. As for Nirvana, who cares? His own affairs were still a mess.
, how can he still have time to care about others? Besides, he still has to spare some energy to fight with that unscrupulous old woman with boundless power when he returns home!
Someone may ask: "Don't you still have a father?"
Little Fatty would spray salt soda in his face: "If you expect my useless dad, you might as well just wipe your neck and commit suicide!"
After circling Niechen three times, Xiaopangdun touched his chin and thought for a while, then said, "I haven't seen you in the village. Are you just here?"
Nie Chen shook his head and said with a smile: "I've been here for a long time!"
Little Fatty looked puzzled and asked: "Then why haven't I seen you? There is no one in the village that I don't know!"
Nie Chen curled his lips and said: "Blow, keep blowing!"
Little Fatty snorted coldly and said, "Whether you brag or not, it's not up to you to decide!"
With a change of tone, Xiao Pangdun shouted loudly: "Hurry up and recruit the truth? If you confess now, there is still room for mercy outside the law! If you continue to resist, I will tell the village chief grandpa. Let the village chief grandpa call on the uncles and uncles in the village.
Beat you, an outsider with ulterior motives, out with a stick."
Nie Chen curled his lips and said scornfully: "Aside from filing a complaint, what else can you do? Beat me out if you can?"
Niechen also knew that Xiaopangdun's last sentence was still very important. From chatting with his wife, daughter and Qiu Xiangchun, he learned that there is another thing that people talk about the most in Longquan Village, and that is unity. This kind of unity is outside the home.
It seems to be a strange feeling for people.
There is a saying that when one party is in trouble, there is support from all sides. In Longquan Village, it is the truest portrayal of this saying. No matter you are in trouble or being bullied, the whole village will lend a helping hand unconditionally.
This means that no one from the surrounding villages dares to provoke people from Longquan Village.
However, the people of Longquan Village have always kept to themselves and never caused trouble.
The village chief grandpa that Xiaopangdun mentioned was the most senior elder in the village, and he was also a wise man. Although he was already a hundred years old, his body and bones were still strong. I would see him at the entrance of the village every day.
Doing Tai Chi under a sycamore tree that is even older than Longquan Village.
The metropolitan phoenix lives in the phoenix tree. So Longquan Village is also called the place where dragon and phoenix appear auspicious!
In Longquan Village, as long as the village chief speaks, no matter whether it is right or wrong, the villagers will have no objection. It is not that they dare not. It is that they are unwilling. Because in their memory, the village chief has never made a mistake. Because of this, the villagers have a deep understanding of the village.
I am so convinced and respected.
Even some people from outside the village would personally come to Longquan Village to ask the village chief's opinion on some important matters. The village chief did not hide his clumsiness, and everyone in the village and outsiders were treated equally. This made the village chief a famous figure in all the villages.
Wise man!
Every year and festival, the threshold of the village chief's house is almost trampled down! The culprits are naturally the guests who come to visit the village chief.
However, the village chief never accepts gifts!
Even if someone is forced to stay, they will be thrown out by the village chief.
Therefore, every time there is a festival, the children in the village will squat in front of the village chief's house and wait eagerly. Those things that the village chief does not want to have, but in their eyes, they are all rare treasures!
Little Fatty retorted loudly: "I have no ability, I admit it! What about you, if you had the ability, would you go back to when you were four years old and fight with me? Do you want me to blow your pink anus?"
Nirvana: "..."
Why did he see the shadow of his own daughter in the little chubby guy in front of him? The only difference is that his daughter is a lady and never speaks foul language. But the chubby little guy in front of him is tough and vulgar in a mess, and he is always full of obscenities!
However, it’s not that objectionable!
Boom!
Nie Chen gave Xiaopangdun a chestnut and asked, "Why aren't you in your twenties?"
Little Fatty covered his brows and glared at Nie Chen. Then he felt resentment out of thin air and said angrily: "Brother, I would like to, but is it possible? If I could grow up to twenty years old in an instant, I would still have to endure my unscrupulous old woman.
Inhumane oppression? I have turned over and become the master a long time ago! Who knew that my spirit and body were suffering ruthless destruction? "
Then, the little fat man spread his hands, looked at the sky speechlessly, and sighed loudly: "Oh my God, how could you arrange my brother into such a weird family? My father is like a girl, and my mother is like a man! It's so embarrassing for me.
Now I can’t tell whether I am a boy or a girl... Why is my life so miserable..."
Nirvana: "..."
He didn't even know how many times he was speechless. Although every surprising statement made by the little fat man was not as funny as his daughter's, it could make people speechless for a long time. There is something to be said for being with his daughter.
A healthy and strong heart, but with the chubby little guy in front of me, I need to add another layer of filter...
As for Xiao Pang Dun's grievances, he just pretended that he didn't know about it. He had no right to interfere in other people's family affairs, and it was very easy for his good intentions to go unrewarded. So, just ignore the matter and ignore it. Although he was a bit ruthless,
But it is the best way to protect yourself!
Little Fatty suddenly became quiet, stared straight at Nie Chen, squinted his small eyes and asked: "Did you hear something just now?"
That posture was clearly intended to kill people and silence them.
Niechen waved his hands hurriedly: "No! I've had a cold in the past two days and my ears don't work..."
Little Fatty: "..."
Why is the cold bothering my ears again?
However, once his goal was achieved, he didn't care so much anymore.
After giving Nie Chen a knowing look, Xiaopangdun asked again: "What are you doing here?"
Nie Chen smiled and said: "Exercise your body!"
"Exercise your body?" Xiao Pangdun looked at Nie Chen carefully. He nodded, as if he was an expert, and said: "Well... your body is so weak, it is indeed time to exercise..."
With a change of tone, Xiao Pangdun asked again: "Have you lied on a woman's belly too many times and been hollowed out?"
Nichen wanted to ask angrily: "Are you the master, or am I the master?"
Then, he sighed quietly in his heart: "A new generation has replaced the old one, and this old man like him can no longer keep up with the times..."
Thinking about his daughter, and then looking at the chubby little man in front of him, he, an adult, had to say: "I'm convinced..."
Boom!
He gave Xiaopangdun another chestnut. Niechen scolded: "What does a little brat know?"
Little Fatty was extremely angry: "If you knock again, I'll make you angry!"
Rubbing his brows, Xiao Pangdun glanced at Nie Chen's lower body and curled his lips and said: "As old as you are..."
Nirvana: "..."
Taking a deep breath, Nie Chen said fiercely: "No matter how small it is, it will still be bigger than yours!"
Little Fatty laughed proudly: "Look. Have you admitted it? You are still young. If you don't dare to show it, others will understand you... Hehe... Brother is indeed small because he is only four years old. Wait.
When I get to your age, my little brother will definitely grow into a giant that women can't put down... Haha, by then, I will be a heartthrob who is loved by everyone, blooming with flowers, and seen in cars.
…”
Little Fatty stood there, looking up to the sky and laughing, showing off his domineering attitude.
Boom!
Another chestnut!
The little fat man's laughter suddenly stopped, his bulging little face was full of anger, he took two trots and sprinted, hugged Nie Chen's thigh and opened his mouth to bite it.
Niechen hurriedly held the little fat man's head with his hands and said with a smile: "You are really a foodie, you even start a fight with someone!"
Little Fatty said angrily: "You are the foodie, your whole family is a foodie!"
Nie Chen laughed, pulled the chubby mound off his thigh, and said, "If I were a foodie, how could you keep your fat body?"
Hearing this, Little Fatty stepped back three steps, keeping a certain distance from Nirvana, fully alert, and said: "My meat doesn't taste good!"
He suddenly remembered a terrifying monster that the unscrupulous old woman once described to him in the dead of night: "red eyes, green nose, four hairy hooves, croaking sound when walking, and wants to eat children alive..."
Little Fatty asked with some fear: "Are you the hairy-hoofed monster that eats live children?"
Niechen was startled at first, and then a childish female voice appeared in his mind: "Red eyes, green nose, four hairy hooves, croaking sound when walking, and wants to eat children alive..."
A fragmentary picture came to mind, of a little boy lying beside the bed to coax a little girl to sleep, but the little girl faintly said these words, which frightened the little boy so much that he screamed and got into the little girl's bed...
…
The little girl who succeeded in her scheme giggled, hugged the little boy in her arms and comforted: "Don't be afraid, my sister will protect you..."
Afterwards, the little girl and the little boy hugged each other and fell asleep...
A child's voice came to his ears, waking him up from his memory: "Hey, let me ask you, are you?"
Shaking his head, Niechen spread his hands and said with a smile: "You'll know it just by looking at it?"
Little Fatty said angrily: "My old lady said that monsters have the ability to turn into humans, and they are ghosts..."
Nie Chen shrugged helplessly: "Then there's nothing I can do!"
Little Fatty walked up to Nie Chen, sniffed with his nose raised, and said, "It smells human, it doesn't look like a monster..."
Then, Little Fatty scratched his head and asked doubtfully: "Why do you have a familiar smell on your body?"
Little Fatty tried hard to think about it, but couldn't remember it for a while, so he had to give up.
Nie Chen smiled and said: "Perhaps we were acquaintances in our previous life!"
Little Fatty nodded: "Maybe..."
Stretching out his hand, Little Fatty introduced himself: "Nangong Haoge! Others call me Brother Hao!"
Nie Chen leaned over slightly, shook hands with Xiao Pang Dun, and said with a smile: "Nie Chen!"
Little Fatty snorted first, then his little eyes widened instantly and he raised his voice: "Niechen? What is your relationship with Nieli?"
Nie Chen smiled and said: "If we are talking about the same person, then Nie Li is my daughter..."
The little chubby grinned and murmured: "It seems that there is no second person with the surname Nie in Longquan Village..."
At this moment, a clear and young female voice came with force, making the little fat man with a bitter look tremble: "Fat Nangong, you dare to bully my father, are you itchy or do you want to die?" (To be completed.)
