The crisp, young female voice was like a note of urgency, causing Little Fatty's complexion to suddenly turn pale, and cold sweat falling from his forehead like raindrops. Then, Little Fatty turned around and ran away like a mouse or a cat.
In that posture, he was clearly running for his life!
However, as soon as the little fat man took two steps, he heard the young female voice threatening fiercely: "Fat Nangong, if you dare to run away, I will complain to the fat aunt!"
The little fat man stopped walking, turned around, and begged with a sad face: "My aunt, please don't, my old lady who is used to killing pigs will just take her butcher knife and kill me like a pig..."
"
He knows that his unscrupulous old lady has always loved this young aunt as if she were her own daughter. And his biological son has directly become a bargain picked up from the sky...
The little girl rushed over aggressively, like a she-wolf protecting her calf, blocking her father behind her, snorting coldly: "That's better, I'll ask my mother for money when I get home, weigh ten pounds to make dumplings and eat them..."
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Xiao Pangdun's face became even more bitter, and he said: "Sister-in-law, my meat is not as delicious as pork. If you want to eat dumplings, I will risk my life to steal a pig for you...
"
The little girl curled her lips and hummed: "If I want to eat pork, I can just ask Fat Aunt for it. Do you still need to steal it?"
The little chubby guy smiled, he really didn't need to steal it.
Because I once said: "Girl Li, if you want to eat pork in the future, just come to Fat Aunt and get it. Fat Aunt will cut off whatever piece you want..."
Therefore, his efforts to please are clearly in vain!
The little girl hooked her fingers at the little fat man and said with a smile: "Come here?"
Little Fatty did not advance but retreated. He looked wary and asked, "What are you doing?"
The little girl smiled and said, "I want to discuss something with you!"
Little Fatty shook his head and said: "Just say it directly, there is no need to be so close. Isn't that the old saying: Men and women can't be intimate..."
The little girl had a fierce look on her face and pinched her waist with both hands. Her temperament as a shrew was clearly demonstrated: "You still don't have sex between men and women? Then let me ask you, who touched me when I first came to the village?"
Nie Chen's eyes widened, could there be anyone who could eat his daughter's tofu? This is a huge strange news.
However, he was relieved after hearing what the little fat man said: "Sister-in-law, I was thinking about it. But, I didn't even reach out my hand. You kicked me to the ground..."
At that time, the little girl who came to Longquan Village for the first time attracted the most attention. The old men in the village were okay and relatively sensible. But the old ladies did not care about the reservedness of women. They directly surrounded the little girl in the center and gave her a kiss.
Touching it is like playing with a unique treasure.
And the little girl who was surrounded by a group of people was not timid. She called her aunt and aunt so sweetly. How had those old ladies ever seen such a well-behaved girl? While smiling from ear to ear, one after another, they greeted the little girl.
The girl recognized herself as her goddaughter.
Therefore, the little girl who just entered Longquan Village instantly became the most terrifying existence in Longquan Village that should not be provoked.
Because in Longquan Village, men have an unwritten rule that is not a custom but seems like a custom: they are afraid of their wives! To be more precise, they should love their wives. If anyone dares to bully his mother-in-law, the old men in the village will gang him up.
And attack it!
Therefore, except for some rare major events, almost all trivial matters in the village are decided by the old women in the village. This also makes the trend of shrews prevalent in Longquan Village. It is often seen that a tall and thick man is taken advantage of by his own mother-in-law.
The scene of going out with a broom!
At that time, a group of old men squatted aside watching the show with cigarettes in their mouths. They even laughed and gave instructions: "Spank the butt, and there will be more meat on the butt."
"Hey, Sister-in-law Liu, don't hit the front. If it breaks, you will have to say goodbye to your happy life..."
"Go away, if you keep yelling, I'll beat you up too!"
The man then raised his buttocks, slapped it twice and laughed loudly: "Come on, Mrs. Song, it's still warm..."
"Bah, you old gangster..."
"Haha, Brother Song, what are you hiding from? If you make a mistake, you have to accept the punishment. Besides, hitting is kissing and scolding, which is love. Sister Liu is expressing her love to you..."
"You big-headed idiot, do you believe that I can go chat with your mother-in-law and ask her to express her love to you?"
"Hey... no, no, no..."
"..."
Looking at the gap, he started teasing the little girl. At first, it was just a verbal attack. But as a self-proclaimed playboy, he definitely has a way with his words.
At that time, the little girl smiled and said nothing, looking well-behaved.
However, when he wanted to touch the little girl's white and tender face, he was kicked to the ground unexpectedly by the little girl.
The group of gentlemen and ladies around him were startled at first, with astonishment on their faces, then burst into laughter, and finally bent over with laughter.
In Longquan Village, Xiao Pangdun was a veritable demon king, and almost no one dared to offend him. However, this famous demon king was defeated by a little girl who had just arrived. It was really strange.
Looking at the little chubby guy lying on the ground with a depressed look on his face, everyone around him gloated at the fun and blatantly gave the little girl a thumbs up!
What saddens Little Fatty the most is that his unscrupulous old lady who is afraid of chaos in the world is also fanning the flames: "Girl Li, keep beating, until you are tired, Fat Auntie will give you stew for lunch, I will definitely keep you full..."
The little girl smiled sweetly: "Thank you, fat aunt..."
Then, the little girl began a double blow to his mental health...
From then on, every time he met the little girl, he would be severely tortured by the little girl for this reason.
Therefore, he has a strong psychological shadow on the little girl, which he cannot erase!
The little girl sneered: "Having the intention to commit a crime can already constitute a crime!"
Little Fatty: "..."
He originally thought that his language talent was unparalleled, but compared with the little girl, he just realized what it means to have a different world and a better world!
Afterwards, the impatient little girl fiercely issued an ultimatum: "Can you make it through?"
The little fat man shrank his neck, and then straightened his chest, with the attitude of a strong man who would never come back: "Go over, go over..."
As he said that, Little Fatty strode over.
Boom!
As soon as he came closer, Xiaopangdun got a chestnut from the little girl!
Holding his slightly aching forehead, Little Fatty said with tears in his eyes: "Can you change your tactics and keep knocking people on the head? They are all knocked stupid..."
Boom!
The little girl flicked the little chubby little head and asked with a smile: "How about this?"
Little Fatty: "..."
Then, the little chubby little body twisted nimbly, crossed the little girl and hugged Nie Chen's thigh, crying loudly: "Uncle Nie, you have to make the decision for me... These days, I am not living like a human being."
