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Chapter 1630 The stinky man Ye Xiaochuan

 We can’t stay in the Southern Border anymore, and we can’t just evacuate casually. If the foreigners leave, and if the good and evil disciples in the Southern Border also leave, then the Righteous Way in the Middle Earth and the Demonic Cult in the Western Region will be in two.

To the point where his eyes darkened.

War is all about intelligence. Only by knowing your enemy and yourself can you survive a hundred battles. This is by no means a lie.

The news that Ye Xiaochuan had returned to the human world, as well as the information about the heaven that Ye Xiaochuan brought back, were immediately sent back to the headquarters by the disciples of each sect, and they asked for instructions on what to do next.

Without exception, the replies from various sects to these young disciples who went deep into the hinterland of Southern Xinjiang generally ordered them to stay near the Gate of Catastrophe in Southern Xinjiang for the time being and wait and see what happens, but they should not risk getting too close. Everything must be done well.

Spend.

Ye Xiaochuan wanted to run away. He had played tricks on Baihua Fairy and countless heavenly soldiers and generals in the heaven. He didn't know if Baihua Fairy had seen through his little trick now. He estimated that in three to five days at the latest and one day at the fastest, the forward camp of the heaven would be ready.

The six-winged legion will appear in the world.

There is still time to escape at this moment, but it will be miserable if the delay continues.

There are more than 300 people from the righteous path here, and there are also more than 300 people from the demon sect. The total number of people is only 700. How can they be the opponent of the millions of troops in the heaven and the hundreds of thousands of heavenly beings and six tribes?

However, I had to listen to the words from Master Yu Jizi of the Cangyun Sect in the Middle Earth. Even if I wanted to take a sick leave, I could go back to Cangyun to recuperate.

The place where the Zhengmo disciples camp is about fifty miles north of the Gate of Catastrophe. Of course, secret sentries are arranged about ten miles away from the Gate of Catastrophe to keep an eye on them. If anything happens, the secret sentries will report it in a very short time.

The news spread to the rear.

Everyone is a master of cultivation, and it is easier to run over a distance of dozens of miles. Those heavenly soldiers, generals and six-winged strange birds may not be able to catch up.

There were many tents in the valley. Ye Xiaochuan's forum ended up being empty because he boasted too much. He could only sleep in a tent with his wealth in hand.

He had no concept of time. He only felt that he had left the world for just over an hour before returning. However, Wangcai seemed to have really lost weight, which made him very happy.

One person and one bird were hiding in the tent. Ye Xiaochuan took out two Chaos Fruits from the Qiankun Bag, one for himself and one for Wangcai. He was never stingy with his brothers, even though this Chaos Fruit was worth his money.

One month of cultivation.

Ye Xiaochuan was very happy to eat the fairy fruit. Ye Xiaochuan asked no one to disturb him, saying that he was getting jet lag, and then he fell asleep vaguely.

When he woke up, Wangcai was no longer there. When he got out of the tent, he found that there was already a bright moon and stars outside. Ye Xiaochuan scratched his bald head and accidentally fell asleep for three or four hours. Could it be that he had become a lazy person?

pig?

Not only was he a big lazy pig, he was also a greedy big lazy pig. He sniffed and followed the smell of meat and found a group of male disciples who were eating nonsense and bragging about Haisai.

Most of them are disciples of Cangyun, such as Zhao Wuji, Chu Tianxing, Qi Feiyuan, Su Qin, Li Daodao, Xiao Wu, Fatty Liu, etc. There are also two bald heads, namely Liu Jie and Jie Se.

In addition, there are Yamashita Zhisu and Li Qingfeng.

A group of old men gathered around a large bonfire, each holding a big meat bone and gnawing happily.

Of course, there must be wine when there is meat, and everyone has a wine jar around them. In addition, when these scum gather together, instead of talking about the major events of the day, the topic always revolves around the beautiful fairies in the team, who are as wretched as they want to be.

Seeing Ye Xiaochuan coming, Jiese immediately turned his back. He had already made up his mind not to talk to Ye Xiaochuan in this life.

Ye Xiaochuan walked directly to Jiese, pushed him aside, reached out and took out a boiled meat bone from the big meat pot. With a shake of his hand, all the fat on it fell into the pot.

There are some tendons left sticking to the big bones.

He said: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, you guys are not good at cooking. If you cook for too long, the meat will melt. Don't think that cooking meat is easier than barbecue. In fact, the control of heat when cooking meat is no worse than that of barbecue. Forget it.

I'd better drink something hot."

Just as he was about to serve himself soup, Su Qin sniffed and said, "Did you smell a bad smell?"

When everyone smelled it carefully, they realized that it was indeed a stench. Even the rich aroma of meat could not cover up the stench.

Ye Xiaochuan also stretched out his head and sniffed a few times, and immediately got angry and said: "Who, who farted? They say that loud farts don't stink, and smelly farts don't make loud noises. Who is this sneaky, invincible, big, stuffy fart?"

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Everyone looked at each other in shock, thinking that someone else had put this big stuffy fart.

Fatty Liu boasted that he had a keen sense of smell and transformed into a detective, sniffing in front of everyone one by one like a puppy.

The group of people walked around in a circle, and Fatty Liu turned back to smell Ye Xiaochuan.

Ye Xiaochuan said: "What are you doing? It's not my fart!"

Fatty Liu pinched his nose and said in a rough voice: "It... seems like you have the strongest odor!"

When everyone heard this, they immediately pinched their noses.

Ye Xiaochuan was furious, he didn't fart, he was sure of this.

He opened his arms and lowered his head to smell it. Hey, it seemed that he had the strongest odor. It didn't make sense. He had been in heaven for more than an hour and didn't get excrement thrown at him, especially when he had a fight with Fairy Baihua at the end.

, the fragrance of Baihua Fairy floats ten miles away, and there is no possibility of a bad smell.

Did Wangcai poop on himself while he was sleeping?

Just when he was doubtful, Ye Xiaochuan suddenly jumped up, slapped his head suddenly, and took out a large piece of meat from his arms. This was what he carried when he was having a meal before leaving the human world and entering the heaven. Each of the ten people

A piece of raw meat means that you can come back alive.

I haven't felt anything in the heaven yet, but it's been a day since I returned to the human world. Since it's hot summer in the human world, and it's sultry in the mountains, I've been holding it in my arms for a whole day, and the raw meat slices are smelly.

Found the source of the odor.

"You can't waste anything as a human being, just throw it into the pot and cook it until you eat it!"

Ye Xiaochuan pinched his nose and was about to throw the smelly piece of raw meat into the pot when Zhao Wuji and Fatty Liu beside him quickly snatched it away.

Everyone has just started eating and is not full yet. If you throw this piece of smelly meat in, this pot of rich and fragrant broth will be ruined.

Ye Xiaochuan was very dissatisfied when he saw Fatty Liu throwing away the raw meat film that would protect him from returning to the human world safely.

Is that an ordinary raw meat movie? No, it is a mascot that can protect you from a near-death situation and bring you back safely.

It stinks a bit, but it was thrown away like garbage by Fatty Liu. If he becomes a death squad in the future, how can the raw meat god protect himself? Ye Xiaochuan couldn't do this kind of thing of burning down bridges, so he immediately ran over and threw it away

The piece of smelly meat was found from the cracks in the rocks, rinsed with clean water, wrapped in two leaves, dug a small pit and buried it, and specially made a grave for the smelly meat with small stones.

, to show that he is by no means an ungrateful person.


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